Thank you spnfanforlife, beckini, Caroline2002, SpnKs15, sabidoche, and Helena for reviewing! The winner of the poll was the voices in my head I think are not my own! It's a kindda schizophrenic Dean. I will not be doing any polls for awhile because I have three stories lined up already so until I get to the last one there will be no more poll.
After a long exhausting car trip with a squirmy, restless Sammy, they FINALLY got to Bobbys. Bobby was walking up to the car almost as soon as they pulled up, and before the car even stopped entirely, Sam flew out of the car like a rocket and was hugging Bobbys legs.
"UNCA BOBBY!"
Bobby just stood there confused for a minute.
"Dean? You mind explaining what's going on here?"
"Uh- Sam got whammed."
"Yeah I noticed thanks for that Sherlock."
"Screw you Watson."
Sam let out a loud gasp and looked up at Bobby.
"Unca Bobby, Dean talk-in naughty!"
Bobby laughed a little at Sam calling the word screw naughty.
"Yeah he does that sometimes. Should I put him in the corner?"
Deans jaw dropped when Sam looked up at Bobby serious as possible and nodded.
"Hey! What did I do?!"
"Yous be naughty De!"
"But it's not the same Sam!"
"Whys dat huh?"
Dean couldn't think of anything to say so he just looked at his segregate father for help.
"Bobby, you gotta help me out here man!"
Sam let go of Bobbys leg and waddled over to Dean so he could punch him.
"OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?"
"It unca Bobby De! You still not be spectful."
Dean looked shocked at Bobby who was just laughing.
"Come on ya idits, I got some food cookin. You hungry Sam?"
"YAYYYY!"
Sam ran inside ahead of them and Bobby turned back to Dean.
"You better hustle before I change my mind since you forgot to mind your manners and call me uncle boy."
*The screw you Watson is actually the come back to no crap Sherlock except both feture cuss words. I have nothing against cussing myself; I just don't do it personally. Also, this was my first time writing Bobby so tell me what you think!
