Chapter 4

Alice's P.O.V. -

That arrogant, good-for-nothing newcomer! 'Perhaps Alice would like to take him'. Fucking Hatter! It was as if he was trying to make her and the dumb-ass speak! God! I hated Two-Shit with a passion and I'd barley spoken to the dick.

"This ought to be a fun relationship," I muttered in a tone quiet enough that HE wouldn't hear.

"Asylum?" I called out, glad to have something to think about besides Twobit.

"What the shit do you want mofo?"

"Well I was hoping you'd be nice enough -"

"Wait hold it there Goldilocks! I'm NEVER Nice!"

"Shut up okay? I was hoping you'd have heard from some boy named Tim? Maybe he passed though here?"

"Tim? Aw yeah! I know him! He came through here just a few moments ago, asking for some ass-fucking. I told him I do a lot of shit, but I don't do THAT shit."

"Hardy Har Har. You are a riot," I said, my voice dripping with sarcasm.

I pinned him to the mushroom, with the switchblade that I'd concealed in my boot at his neck.

"Shut up you fucking pansy-ass! I'll kill you if you don't tell us what you know!" I growled seething with anger.

Damn. Perhaps having Two-Shit around may actually help. I mean if I'm angry enough to stand up to Asylum, perhaps I may be able to behead the bloody head or even quite possibly the mad one...

"Fiery, huh? Just the way I like them!" He said grinning manically.

"Did I mention that I actually do like the taste of grilled caterpillar? It tastes AMAZING with afternoon tea and a side of momrathes," I said threateningly while lightly dragging my knife along his stomach.

"Please! I'll tell you anything!"

"Alright where's Tim?"

"I don't know! Just please don't hurt me!"

"Shut the front door you pansy ass! Since when did you believe in God?"

"Um since the time the mouse had his first joint. I mean come on though everyone was praying to god to make him stop fucking jumping up and down and calling himself a chess piece. I mean that was some fucked up shit," Asylum said grinning.

I let him up and when he turned around I took my opportunity.

I grabbed his hooka and...

A/N – Duhn Duhn Dah! R&R What you think'll happen next :D