PHAT

Oh no! Oh gosh NO!

Erm, Okay I need to think of something. . . Quick!

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What the heck? How can I take that back?

The word soo taboo, not even the Teme is crazy enough to say it,

Ohh man! I'm doooomed!

Oh. . .Oh no. . . OhNoNoNoNoNoNoNoooo, his eye is twitching. . . Oh crap come on, think of somethin-

"Erm, Chouji-kun,"

Oh, Sakura-chan! Oh please save me!

"I think what Naruto meant was. . . Er, y'know, Phat? As in P. H. A. T. . ."

Oh Sakura-chan! You genious! You're my saviour!

"Right, Naruto?"

"H-hai! P. F. err . . . whatever Sakura-chan said! . . . Er, believe it!"

Oh please believe it!

"Ohhh, is that so? Well, Geez Naruto. . That's soo old school. You need to get with the times."

Get. With. The. . . Times?

What? Why y-

"Y-You FAT bastard! Yeah, you heard me fatty! As in F. A. T - FAT! Fat Fat Fatty Fat. . .! F. A. T -FA-. . . "

Oh crap. . .

Meanwhile, Sakura just shook her head at her blonde haired friend and walked away

'Tch. baka. . . Well I did try. . .'

She took another step and sighed to herself

"Baka. . ." She mumbled and turned back to go and help the blonde haired idiot. . .again

QUIT

Kakashi sighed for the nth time that day. His day started out great- Yeah. . .Just great.

He woke up to find that he forgot to do his laundry the previous day, so now he only had his unwashed, highly dirty, and - oh gosh, they reeked of sweat and mud.

Sigh

Then, when he went to go meet up with his genin, they had the audacity, to yell at him- YELL at him! He even took the liberty of showing up 28 seconds earlier than he planned. . . Hey! Every second counts in the ninja world! So he was only. . . Hmmm . . . 3 hours, 59 minutes and 32 seconds late.

Tch, ungrateful brats.

And then, the damn smart ass of the group had to go along and piss him off even more!

No not Sakura. . . The other one.

Yeah, Sasuke. That's the one.

-Going along and commenting on his lack of hygiene? Even gong as far as saying he- Thee great Kakashi Hatake- smelled like crap? Oh nooo, the little smart ass had to be specific and say he smelt like dog crap. -Eventually, they all teamed up and commented on his hygiene (Or lack thereoff)

Hmph, brats. The whole lot off 'em!

Kakashi's eyes glinted as he reminisced on their. . .Training.

Ohhh yesss, he got his revenge. . . Ohhh sssweet, sssweet revenge-

Ahem, crap, now he was sounding like a mix between Orochimaru and the little smart ass- Yes he's still talking about Sasuke.

And just when he thought his day couldn't get any worse, his team of little angels (Tch, yeah right) decided to play a prank on him. (As their revenge)

A prank in which he would like to forget and put behind hi- Oh no! The flashbacks are coming back! He just had to say "behind". . . Ohh there they are again!

A shiver ran up his spine.

Now, here he was, the copy-cat ninja Kakashi- Standing infront of the hokage of Konoha, hands in his pocket while Tsunade raised her eyebrows at him.

"I quit."

A smirk slowly forming on her face as she studied him closely

"Really now?"

"Hai."

"Not even a resignation Kakashi? You know, this isn't good for your file. a resignation would be much more appropriate. Don't you think"

She was mocking him! He was damned serious here!

"I. Quit"

Slow and clear- Yep, that should make her see he was serious. Hmph, teach her not to take him -The great Kakshi Hatake- seriously.

"I never thought that thee Kakashi, great copy cat ninja, thee oh almighty powerful Kakashi Hatake would quit. . because he couldn't handle a bunch of . . . genin. . ."

". . . ."

"Your team will be waiting for you in the morning Kakashi."

He pouted- Oh man!

"Hai, hokage-sama. . ."

" . . . oh and Kakashi?"

"Hai?"

"When you get home, take a shower. . . you smell like dog shit "

Damn old- Atleast Sasuke had the decency to be less vulgar. . . Hmm, maybe him and his genin could team up tomorrow and come up with a plan, to get back at the old hag- Err I mean, the hokage-sama

Maybe his team was worth sticking around with, after all. Hmm, he had plenty more years and opportunities in the future for him to place his resignation form in anyway.

RAT

Sasuke's left eye twitched.

It twitched again

...

And again

...

And- Okay, I think you get my point.

So why was Sasuke's eye twitching?

He scowled in annoyance at the cause of his . . . Eye twitching

I mean, who wouldn't be. . .Annoyed, when they were (He won't admit it)- Worried

He sighed as Sakura clung desperately to his arm, pointing frantically at the. . .menace (In her words) - yelling in his ear to catch the "Menace" and get rid of it. . .

Seriously? He sighed to himself

Her ran all the way here, stopping mid-spar with the dobe (Therefore, forfiting his match which also means losing by default!) , because he heard Sakura screaming bloody murder! (Thinking she was being attacked by enemy!) -Running to her rescue, even though he knew Sai would be with her since they were paired of to train with eachother (But no-one was good enough to protect her but himself -Tch arrogant bastard!) -and what does he see when he arrives?

Sakura screaming frozen on the spot, pointing accusingly at the "Menace" - Then she spots Sasuke looking at her, then jumping away to where the Uchiha was standing therefore, clinging to his arm and screaming in his ear. . .

Sigh. . . What a long explanation.

All of this, just because Sakura was scared of a. . .

Rat.

Poor rat.

The thing looked scared shitless.

He'll just find it a home and he knew the perfect place.

The Dobe would pay for gloating. He just knows that Naruto was doing his stupid dance right that second.

.::With Naruto::.

"Ahahah! WooHooo! I win you stupid Teme! You forfeited which means you lost and I! Uzuzmaki Naruto win- Achoo! Err, something bads gonna happen. I can just feel it" A shiver going up his spine

Oh well, looks like Naruto's getting a room mate.

Sasuke smirked to himself, (While holding Sakura around her waist who squeezed her eyes shut as if it would make the rat go away) -Whispering into her earc softly, she pulled away to let him proceed with his plan.

STOP

I have to move faster!

I have to get there!

I can't stop! I wont, damnit!

. . . .

. . . .

Almost there. . .

. . .

I will make it . . I will. .

. . . .

. . . .

Damnit, don't cry. . .

.

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Don't cry. . .

.

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D-don't. . . Cry. . .

.

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Where are they! Please . . . Move faster damnit!

.

.

There!

. . .

No. . . oh please NO!

Sakura watched as Sasuke raised his sword above his head, ready to strike the wounded Naruto

"Sasuke. . ! Stop!"

TRUST

When he entered, he saw her there, yet said nothing- But neither did she. He watched her silently. Just watched- Watched as her eyes never left the Dobe's sleeping face. Her fingers slightly interlocked with Naruto's, stroking his palm gently as if willing him to open his eyes. The blonde's ragged breathing, bringing a frown to her face.

He watched as she whispered sweet words to the unconscious boy, telling him to live- Live to become hokage one day. Telling him that he has a beatiful new born baby girl waiting for him at home with his ever devoted wife. That he has a family he needed to wake up to- Friends who needed him around, for much, much longer.

He watched as she brushed his obnoxiously blonde hair out of his face, revealing three lines, barely visible on each of his cheeks. The palm of her hand resting lightly on his cheek and it stayed there. Nothing but silence followed.

-Until,

"Sasuke."

No reply- but there was none needed

". . . He'll . . . make it right?"

She inhaled a shaky breath before turning to face him.

". . . ."

He walked up to her, taking slow deliberate steps. When he finally reached her (Her gaze already back on Naruto) - The last Uchiha took the seat next to hers and placed his hand over her own.

"He'll be fine Sakura. . . We've always trusted him before. . . It's no use giving up on him now. . "

She turned to him and smiled.

"Hmm. . .True. . . After all, Naruto Uzumaki won't go down easy, ne?"

Sasuke kissed her on the cheek and interlaced his fingers in her free hand, while her other stroked the blondes cheek gently.

~X~

Heh, there's no authors note at the beginning. Weird. . . Anyway, I'm REALLY tired, well, kind off. . . It's 7:52am in the morning and you're probably wondering why I'm tired, since it's like the morning and I probably wouldn've just woken up from a nice, wonderful, amazing good nights sleep? Hmm, no. Actually, I haven't been to sleep yet. I've been up all night, doing all sorts of crap. So I thought, hey? Why not try and write some more for this chapter and WELLA it ended up getting completed :D Okay, sorry if there's anything that doesn't make sense :( Ermmm, Well, I think everythings alright so I'll post it.

Y'know the drill. Vote which one you want as a one shot and BAM you got it. The winner for the last chapter is.. Errmm I dunno. Can't be bothered to check, but I think that it was a three way tie, so who knows, I'll think of something later unless I get more votes for that chapter.

Question for this chapter. . . Err, Okay how about a question for each drabble in this one, ne?

Q4PHAT: Yay! I wrote ANOTHER fic where it's JUST Saku and Naru! Sasuke isn't even mentioned... again! (Refer2 chapte3?) Soo, My question is, do you prefer SasuSaku of NaruSaku? - For me the answer to this is SasuSaku :) I seriously LOVE this pairing but I'm also kinda picky with how their characters are written. BUT I love Naruto and I think that if it came to CANON I might actually go with NARUsaku o_O Wierd? Yeah, I know.

Q4QUIT: Heh, when I was writing this I wanted to base something off of Kakashi for once so I thought Okay then I will :) So question is, what do you think team 7 did to Kakashi (The prank) - Actually. . . I kinda don't really know ^^; I just wrote this now, and as you all know, I'm tired. XD But what do you guys think they did? I kinda have general idea. . .

Q4RAT: Haha, simple question. Which animal are you afraid of (If any.) - Mine is snakes. Like, ew. They freak me out, even if I just see them on tv or movies. It's like WTF is up with all that hissing? o_O And the way they move. . . but at the same time I kinda like them cos of their eyes. Wait. . no that's different. Yeah, hate snakes but love their eyes ^^;

Q4STOP: Another simple question. Did you feel the emotion in this drabble? - Err, I'm not sure, since I can picture it in my mind, but I'm not sure if I got it across to you guys.

Q4TRUST: Haha who thought at first that this was gonna turn out to be a NaruSaku? - Honestly? I kinda did. . . HAH! But it turned out completely different to how I planned ^^; Actually, what I mean was, it was supposed to be NaruSaku (Friendship) with a protective Sakura. Oh well, one day i'll write it out :)

That's all. Bye. Ohhh and of course (So sorry!) Thank you all to those who have taken the time to read my story and even more thank you's and hugs to you guys who reviewed/alerted/favourited :)