Fun Times
With The Flash
Chapter 4
The Coming Of
Daffy Duck
Disclaimer: As always, I own nothing but the general idea you see within this story. Let's bring on the funny! This is still before Eddie finds out the Flash's identity.
For as long as Detective Eddie Thawne could remember, he had always strongly disliked the cartoon character of Daffy Duck. Many had found him a bit strange for that considering the character's likability. And even he himself could never quite figure out why he disliked the figure and just chalked it up to one of those things that just happen. Though a certain birthday party from his youth may have something to do with it, but he tried to never think too much on that horrible experience. Several exclamations took him away from the concentration he had on his work to find out what was going on. What he saw hoever was not something he liked at all. For making their way through the building was someone in a damned Daffy Duck costume of all things!
Eddie quickly went back to his work as if trying to hide himself in hopes the figure would just pass him by. Unfortunately though, the universe wasn't about to let him out of this one. "Well Thawne, you've really done it this time! Despicable, absolutely despicable!" The guy was even getting the voice and mannerisms down to the letter too.
Eddie looked up at the dressed figure in confusion, wondering what the Hell he was on about. And asked as much. "You know what I'm talking about buddy! You locked up an innocent rabbit and its despicable! He was just tryin' to get somewhere else for Duck Kind sake! I demand an explanation pronto!"
By now a crowd was looking on, a crowd that included Captain Singh and Joe West. Joe had to hide his smile behind a hand as he was getting an idea of who exactly was in the suit. Eddie was just thankful Iris wasn't around for this bout of embarrassment he was suffering at this weirdo's hands. "Look Mr. Uhh... Duck, I haven't arrested ANY rabbits at all. I think you need to sleep off whatever it is you're on."
Daffy just crossed his arms and giving off the impression he wasn't all that impressed by the man's words. "I think YOU need to sleep off whatever it is you're on mister! I saw you arrest Bugs Bunny! And while I sometimes don't like the rabbit, even I find that unfair! Unfair I say! Let the Rabbit go!" He started to chant that last bit, and soon the crowd even joined in. Well, aside from Singh anyway as he found the whole thing amusingly bizarre.
The poor harrassed Detective growled and quickly got out of his seat to apprehend the newest annoyance in his life. But the Duck moved quickly out of his way, causing him to stumble. And when he looked for where the annoyance was, he could be found laying on top of his desk. The sight angered him even more and he went after him again. But the Duck proved to be faster then him. "Woo-hoo-hoo! Sorry pal, you've gotta do better than that to catch me!" He started to hop around the large room in a way that was simply faster then he should have been able too.
Which was a clue in for Eddie as he finally realized just who the Hell this guy is. "FLASH!? IS THAT YOU!?"
Daffy immediately stopped the hopping around like a loon and zipped right up to him. The eye pieces allowed Eddie to see the man's eyes going up and down while he mocked him for figuring it out. He tried his luck in reaching out to grab the man but failed as he quickly moved out of the way. "Nuh-uh Eddie boy! Free Bugs! Hashtag it! Shout it on rooftops!"
He then sped over to Eddie and ruffled the man's hair and avoided another swipe by the man that was either meant to grab or hit him. "Woo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo!" He stopped momentarily to blow a raspberry in Eddie's direction before hauling off and going 'woo-hoo-hoo!' many times.
Joe could be seen doubled over laughing his butt off while a few of the officers were also seeing recording the entire thing. Singh only stood there wondering how the Hell he was going to keep this from happening again. He also wondered why the Flash kept doing this as the Task Force had been disbanded, but figured the Speedster just wanted to keep doing it since he knew he'd get a reaction from the Detective. Said Detective was red in the face and about ready to launch into a storm of cussing and the like.
But the thing that finally came out of his mouth was simply this. "FLAAAAAASH!" Oh yes, he was a very, very angry cop! Singh just sighed and considered yet again on how he could keep the Flash out of here. Ahh.. If he only knew!
Author's Notes: And here we are with more fun times! May there be many a laugh! If anyone wants to send in a suggestion for what Barry could do next to annoy Eddie. Bring em on! R and R!
