Hogwart's daily news part 2

Good evening and welcome to the second part of Hogwart's daily news.

There is still no news on the whereabouts of Ronald's Rat, Scabbers. He is going mad and is plotting revenge on whoever took him.

"Some one has taken him, I know it. Rat's cannot unlock cages". Emos, Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley where caught serving nosebleed toffees to some unsuspecting First years. Hagrid had a temper tantrum earlier this morning and demolished his whole hut. He is now homeless and has to live in the castle until his hut is repaired. Harry Potter the chav was stood in the middle of the great hall singing rap songs. Dumbledore arrived and wanted to sing rap songs so he joined in too.

Dudley Dursley recieved 101 ASBOS for torturing six innocent kittens and a ten year old girl. He was banished to boot camp for the next five years. Mrs Norris returned from the forbidden forest furless this afternoon and she attacked a mushroom because she was a cross kitty.The whole of the Weasley family are angry because Scabber's has been Ratnapped and there youngest child has become an Emo.

Several bags of crisps invaded Hogwarts. More than a million bags of Salt n Vinegar, Ready salted, Prawn cocktail and cheese n onion flavoured crips were running amok in the school. Dumbledore suspects that they've been bought to life by magic and is not too happy about it. Ron Weasley is going mad and will not eat or speak until he gets his rat back. He shaved his hair off and is now a boaldy boy. His head has never looked shinier.Dobby was seen driving his new sport cars in hogsmeade today and he was heading for Horror lake. He has not been seen since, residents of Hogsmeade fear that he drove into the lake and got eaten by piranhas.

And that's all we have time for but we will be back with latest news later. Goodbye and we'll see you later.