Ani: *skipping onto stage* Hello everybody! Long time no see! Okay, let's bring out Amu and Ikuto!
Audience: *applause*
Amu & Ikuto: *walk onto stage cross dressed and waving then sits on the water couch*
Ani: *laughs* Good to see you two again. No hard feeling about last time right Amu?
Amu: *crosses arms, scoffs, and rolls eyes*
Ani: I love you too, Amu! Anyway moving on and let's welcome Tadase Hotori onto the stage.
Tadase: *almost on stage*
Ani: Wait, stop. Go back stage and go get changed into a girl's uniform, okay? Ask Rai.
Tadase: What?
Ani: *frustrated* I'm not going to explain this to every one of my guests! On the first episode there was a dare for everyone to cross dress in the school uniform from Riri-tan. Now go, change!
Tadase: *hurries back stage*
Ani: It's not like he hasn't worn a skirt before. Everyone remember that episode? *elevator music starts playing*
3 minutes later
Tadase: *walks on stage blushing*
Ani: *squeals* You look so cute!
Tadase: *stares at Ikuto and laughs*
Ikuto: Look who's laughing.
Tadase: *sits in bean bag chair with a frown*
Ani: *sighs* Okay, I have some bad news. Sadly we didn't get any reviews with questions and dares for you Tadase. So… I just made some up. Mine are all dares. I dare you, Tadase, to read this poem aloud to one of the audience members. *heads out into the stage and runs back with a girl that looks scared, pulls out a chair and sits the girl in it and gives Tadase a paper*
Tadase: Okay.
My heartbeat quickens
When I'm near chickens
But I'm afraid of chickens
So my heartbeat quickens
When I'm near you
Audience, Ikuto, Amu, & Ani: *cracks up laughing and audience girl runs off stage*
Tadase: Was that supposed to be romantic?
Ani: I have no idea but it was entertaining to watch you read it. Poor girl she looked terrified.
Tadase: I think it was you who terrified her.
Ani: Don't you get an attitude with me, Mr. Sassy pants. Anyway, here's another dare. I dare you to kiss Rai.
Tadase: What?
Ani: You heard me. Rai!
Rai: WHAT?!
Ani: Come out here and kiss Tadase for us!
Tadase: *trying to get away*
Ani: Ikuto please get Tadase for me please.
Ikuto: *gets Tadase*
Rai: *comes out with a pissed look that shouldn't be on a tiny seahorse's body*
Tadase: *cringed when Rai came out*
Ani: Just a quick peck Rai and then you could go back backstage and take a nap or something.
Rai: *floated close to Tadase's face and pecked him on his lips*
Ani & Ikuto: *gags*
Amu: *makes a grossed out face*
Ikuto: *let's go of Tadase and Tadase just collapses*
Rai: *leaves backstage* HURRY UP AND END THE EPISODE ALREADY! YOU'RE BEEPIN' RUNNING OUT OF TIME AND GETTING ON MY GOD BEEP NERVES!
Ani: I guess that ends this episode. Next time we'll be bringing in Kukai Souma and Yaya Yuiki. So please review and leave questions and dares for our guests. Goodbye now.
Whatever! does not allow any curse words at all to be used on the show. By-the-by I don't own any of the characters on Whatever! except Ani, she is me.
