Disclammer: i own samy or loona or tammy and NO1 ELSE!1

A/N: [PLEASEE READ!] i only hav 1 sh*tty revoiw so far so pls revoiw it makes me hapy. i hav not posted in a wile cos i was on holaday and was having fun wit my boyfrend but now im bak at skool wich is BORING! :( and tamy was bein meen and argueing with me aboot gay ppl cus i told her that all gays are FABULOS and LUV 2 Shop and she sed NO!1 so i mad her a b*ch in te story so HA! ANEWAY PLS READ REVOIW AND RATE!

Wen evrywon woke up I was alreddy dressed and wearing a strappless dress. The top was blak and the scirt was long and akwa. I wore lots of jewlry and dimends.

I maked evreywon big piyles of chocklat pancakes for brakefast witch wuld hav maked us fat and ugli (even tho fat ppl are ugli lol) but we had powers so we stayed relly skiny and pretey.

"wow Sammy this is the best fing ive eva etten!" shotted dammmon.

"yes Sammy how did yoo get so good at cocking" asked loona relly hapilly.

"my dad tawt me" I sed saddley becus my dad had dyed and no one but dammon new.

Ten sudenley tammy ran to the baffroom and frew up evreywere!

"watts rong tammy are yoo alerrjick to something" I sed relly worryedly and careingly.

"no im fine im just trieing to bee skiny like yoo Sammy cus your relly pretty and evrey won shuld be like yoo" tammy smilled when she was dun.

A/N: tammy also dos not like it wen ppl do this even tho its tottaly fine! so im putting it in hear to show her!

"ok tammy let me cleen yoo up cuz your a mess!" loona laffed.

"ok" tammy gigled.

Ten they klosed the dore and me and dammon smilled cuz dey were kissing and we culd here them. Then they were sexing and dammon blushed so I told them we were leveing and they shuld pak cus im nise and care for dammon.

We went to the limo agen so we culd find the alien. But somone was alreddy standing by it. It was…STEFFFAN!

"Sammy," he growled, face livid with rage. "Listen to me."

"steffan stop ive had enoff of yoo" I sed strongley wen I curled my glowing here round my thinger.

"ya stoop trieing to hurt her" yelled loona and dammon but stayd bak becus my hare was glowing and that means im gonna turn into a werewolf. Tammy did not say anything becus she did not kno steffan and knew that I was betta than her at every thing and way pretayer than her ugli face.

"I'm not here to hurt anybody!" Stefan pleaded. His face briefly twisted into a glimpse of pain before his composure was regained. "The only thing I need is for you to listen… I'm trying to save you."

He was trieing relly hard but I was to strong too fal for him agen and I new he wuld only hurt me.

"nuh uh steffan" I wimsperd softly. "you have bean vary bad and VERY meen to me so gess what… I'M BRAKING UP WITH YOU!"

Evrey one gasped eksept steffan who was smilling. It made me mad cuz now I new he didn't luv me and lyed to me the hole time.

I samoned my speshul powers into my fist and punshed him so hard that he flew into a bilding. We all chered and dammon kised me.

" hay samy lets be togevver fiveever" dammon sed sexxiley.

"ok dammon I luv yoo soooooooo much!" I scemmed in a supa sexah voiec.

Ten we all had a big grup hug and evreywone was laffing and stuf.

We got in the limmo and shat down.

We all meet the new drivver but we do not tell him what hapened to the other won cuz he mite quit. We told him the dyerectshons cuz he wasn't very smart and did not no were the alein was like the last one.

Me and dammon kissed and loona had to kiss tammy witch dammon told be was cuz tammy is relly shy.

"loona no stop" tammy yeilled.

"whats rong tammy I sed.

"loona I don't want too kiss you anemore lik Sammy and dammon" tammy sed relly bitchily.

"why not whats rong with them" loona asked

"I just do no tlike them and your mine" tammy yeilled selfishely.

"if yoo don't like my frends and wanna be meen then IM BRAKING UP WIT YOO TO" loona sremmed and ten dey were both crieing.

Oh NO!1 DRAMMA!

A/N: thx 4 readin i luv u!