YinYang: Hi everyone! Me again! Ready for a new chappie? I bet you are! Oh, and be on the look out for a Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged Quote. Find it, and you get a cookie.
Hosts Room. Apollo is playing his own game with Yang watching him.
Apollo: Huh. No wonder a lot of people like Klavier. I never really noticed.
Yang: You think? At least we're on Turnabout Sucession.
Apollo: Where's Mr. Edgeworth?
Yang: How would I know? I'm not an idiot's keeper!
Yin enters dressed up as Hime from Princess Resurresction, chainsaw and all.
Yang: How was the convention, sis?
Yin: Very fun. I brought you back something!
She holds up a Dark Magician card autographed my Yami Yugi.
Yang: WHOOOOOOOOO!
Yin: Let's go. We got a show to do. Edgeworth will be here soon. He had to go investigate a murder.
(Scene: Stage)
Yin: Greetings, everyone. As you already know, I had went to a convention as Hime from Princess Resurrection. Plus I got a new toy! *revs Chainsaw*
Everyone: *gulp*
Moon: You have got to let borrow that later. First set od dares are from me!
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Yay! Moon is so happy to be there. And Edgey you little... Oh well here's some more torture. I mean dares. No I mean torture...
1. Truth- Byrne, why don't you like KAYWORTH! ?
2. Dare- While Byrnes answering Edgey, Kay, Calisto, Moon, Yin, and Yang all have guns and all those things.
3. Dare- Polly, Either express your love for Trucy or be turned into what ever warrior Yang thinks your most like.
4. Dare- Edgey and Kay have to "pretend" like they're just married.
5. Truth- Kristoph, you are awesome why did you kill Trucys father? ( If you make her sad/cry then I KEEL YOU and stick you in a closet with Gant, Redd White, and Crowfeather. Plus you have made me mad, but Yin and Yang can decide what I do.)
6. Everyone goes to CANDY LAND!
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Moon: I am happy to be here!
Byrne: Kay's my only daughter and she's 17! He's 26! It's just wrong!
? ? ?: *Tarzan yell* ( I have no idea how it goes.)
Edgeworth swings in Tarzan style and lands next to Moon.
Edgeworth: Sorry I'm late. Had to chase down Medusa for killing Maka.
Byrne: YOU GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!
Byrne runs up to Edgeworth holding the Yatagarasu's Key in Knife form.
*BANG x6*
Edgeworth, Calisto, Kay, Yin, Yang, & Moon all had .38 caliburs in their hands.
Byrne: *dead*
Calisto: Little piece of-
*BANG*
Tyrell: I SAID NO ONE KILLS MY LOVER!
*BANG*
Phoenix: *with shotgun* NO ONE CARES!
*BANG*
Dahlia: I CARE YOU SON OF A-
*BANG*
Moon: GUN FIGHT!
One hour of killing later, everyone but hosts and Kay is unharmed. Yin revives everyone.
Apollo: I love Trucy, but in a friend way! Mr. Wright would freakin kill me!
Hobohodou: Damn straight I will! *glare*
Apollo is suddenly transformed into the Nickel Samurai. (I had to do it... *snicker*)
Apollo (N.S.): HEY!
Yang: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Edgeworth: *lifts Kay up bridal-style* To Paris!
Both leave through the trap door.
Kristoph: I was supposed to defend him, but he shooed me away just because I couldn't beat him at poker! POKER! I WANTED TO DO IT! ME!
Trucy: *starts crying*
Moon, Yin, & Yang: DIE MOTHER FUCKER!
Kristoph is sent into the room where Gant, Redd White, and Crowfeather. He rushes back out, and is promptly killed by Moon who was using Yin's chainsaw.
Yang: HEY! I wanted to kill him!
Moon: Hey, I killed him. Be happy.
Pearl: YAY! Another vacation!
One candy-filled vacation later...
Yang: *hyped up on Chocolate* -
Yin: CALM DOW, BITCH! *hits Yang upside the head with Chainsaw* Next!
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Truth for Apollo: OK, ok, ok. I have to admit there pretty good. scratch that there Great. You got me listen' to them. Anyway let's see... Why do you like Nickelback, but not
Gavinners music?
Dare for Apollo: Insult Klavier
Dare for Klavier: Yo! Apollo insulted you. Do the same thing to him.
Dare for both Apollo and Klavier: Fight to the death for Ema. You both have an awesome weapon that suits yourselves. It in the Artillery Room.
Dare for Larry: You're my last hope now that Gumshoe botched his dare. I need you to go to the Artillery Room fast. Find Klavier's weapon and do whatever you need to do to destroy it.
If you do it right, you can date Kay her number is 555-555-555.
Apollo: Simple. I've listened to Nickelback ever since I was a kid. I've heard every song made by them! As for Gavinners music, it's just to loud and obnoxious for my taste.
Klavier: YOU HAVE NO TASTE, HERR FOREHEAD!
Apollo: Really now? At least I don't look like a girl!
Trucy: OH NO HE DIDN'T!
As Apollo and Klavier argue, Yang gives Larry his task. He runs into the Artillery Room.
Ema: WILL YOU BOTH SHUT UP? *throws Snackoos*
*ka-tonk* *ka-tonk*
Apollo: HA! Ema didn't throw it at me as hard as she did you!
Klavier: No way, MINE had softer impact!
Yin & Moon: FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
Apollo & Klavier run into the Artillery Room and pass Larry, who has a confident look on his face.
Yin: Did you destroy it?
Larry: Destroy it? I took it for myself! *holds up a Black & Red Guitar* It shoots out deadly lasers everytime you strike a note!
Yin & Yang: YOU IDIOT!
*BOOM!*
Klavier leaves the Artillery Room holding a Mini Atomic Bomb Launcher.
Klavier: I win~
Ema: *eyetwicth* I WANT APOLLO! *runs into Artillery Room*
Yin: DIE! *killes Larry with Chainsaw* *demonic laugh*
Apollo: Our next set comes from Brightsky10!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is AMAZING!
D: All of the Phoenixes, SHAVE YOUR HEAD.
D: Apollo kiss Trucy in front of her father
D: Hobo Phoenix break Edgeworth's arms, then murder Kristoph. Make it slow and painful. Then do the same to Gant and Von Karma (Franziska or Manfred... or both!) then Larry.
D: Maya go into the artillery room, put an apple on Phoenix's head, and try to shoot it down with a rocket launcher
T: Are you guys, besides Edgeworth, closet fanboys/girls for ANYTHING?
All Phoenixes: HELL NO!
All Edgeworths: *with electric shavers in hands* HELL YES!
3 head shavings later, (L. Miles couldn't do it to L. Phoenix.)
All 3 Phoenixes: *bawling their eyes out*
Apollo: Eh. I got nothing to lose. *kisses Trucy*
Trucy: YOU DO LOVE ME! *jumps on Apollo*
HoboHodou: HEY! *breaks Apollo's neck disc by disc*
All: O_o...
Hobohodou: Say something. *cocks shotgun*
Edgeworth and Kay return. They are wearing royal garments.
Apollo: *revived* How the hell did you get those clothes?
Kay: BOW DOWN, BITCHES!
Edgeworth: They made us King and Queen of England. Frankly, I won't care, but seeing as I now have diplomatic immunity... SUCK IT!
D-Generation-X theme plays. Yin shoots the stereo, turning it off.
Hobohodou: The first part, I'll save for later. But the second part... *holds up a bottle of Atroquinine* That has already been takin' care of.
Kristoph hits the floor dead, but not before looking like he's had a seizure. Gan follows after. Manfred tries to get up, by is shot by you-know-who.
Gregory: Is there a way I could upgrade?
Yin: Since you're my second favorite, go ahead. Just stay from YinYang's weapons.
He rushes into the Artillery Room, followed by Maya. She comes out with a Rocket Launcher and a apple.
Maya: Ok, Nick! Blalance this on your head!
Phoenix: O_O' Ok... *to self* please miss...
Phoenix gets into position. Maya aims and...
*BOOM*
She shot the apple right of in perfect aim. Phoenix was unharmed.
Phoenix: WHOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M NOT DEAD!
*BANG*
Dahlia: Spoke to soon~ *blows smoke away*
Yin: Oh! Yang's a closet Saiyuki Fangirl!
Yang: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL! Besides, *evil grin + finger point at Yin* You're addicted to Lucky Star!
Yin: YOU BITCH!
Yin makes her Moon Scythe appear while Yang makes her Sun Sword appear.
The most epiccest, ultimate, paradox-causing battle of all time then happens. Nothing can describe the carnage and destruction. (If you want to volenteer to write it out, go ahead.) It ends up being a tie, as both collapsed at the same time. Apollo & Miles revive and restore everything afterwards.
Moon: OMFG THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EPIC!
Franziska: I want a whip that can do that! *strikes Gumshoe*
Gumshoe: YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Kay: Oh cool! Next set are from Faraday Fan! HI THERE, FARADAY FAN! *smile*
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I am known to be evil... I wonder if you guys will SURVIVE MY DARES?
Kay: Favourite character, so go on a date anywhere in the world with Edgey!
Y. Phoenix: I dare you to drag the-Phoenix-in-a-blue-suit across the highest bridge in the world, or just take him to the top of the Empire State Building
Gregory Edgeworth: Kill Manfred as many times as you want.
Trucy: Bring out
Shelly de Killer: Assassinate anyone except Kay or Edgeworth.
Can Kay be a host? Pleeease? If she's not, at least give her an anti-Gant sheild...
Kay: Edgey-kun! BACK TO PARIS!
Edgeworth: AWAY!
They leap into the trap door again.
Feenie: I'll do the Empire State Building!
Phoenix: Wait, WHAT?
Feenie drags Phoenix all the way to the top of said building, all the while Phoenix screaming like a bitch. Feenie shoves him off and casually walks down and into the portal back to the studio.
Feenie: He should be here right about...
*WHAM*
Phoenix crashed through the ceiling and landed in the Acid Tank.
Apollo: Hey. The Acid Tank works.
Phoenix: *screaming* NOW YOU TELL ... *dead*
Manfred: *gets up while bracing self* ... Huh? I'm not dead yet? HALLE-
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
Manfred: *dead*
Gregory: *holding GTA:SA style dual shotguns* Lookie at what I found, hehe. *reloads*
Trucy: Mr. Hat's been here the whole time!
Mr. Hat: Indeed I have! But I've been ignored...
Yang: Aww... *hugs Mr. Hat*
de Killer: Very well. *kills Engarde and Andrews in the goriest way possible * THAT WAS FOR BREAKING YOUR CONTRACTS!
Apollo: I'm sorry, but Kay can't be host, but she can have a Gant-proof sheild! *snaps fingers*
Somewhere in Paris...
Kay: *eating some pie* This is the life, huh Edgey?
Miles: Indeed, my little raven. *sips blackberry wine*
Random Butler: My lords, I'm sorry to say that minors can't be drinking wine here.
Miles: SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY! *gives Bulter 3 grand* Keep the change.
Random Butler: *grinning* Then again, why would I care? *runs off shouting something about quitting*
A Gant-Proof shield appears next to Kay.
Kay: Sweet! Gant can't get me now!
Miles: Oh, Kay~ *sneaky grin*
Kay: Get the KY. *chugs down wine*
(Back in the studio)
Apollo: Anyway, here's our final set!
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Mhahaha LOL love this story. So okay...
Dare for Apollo: I dare you to cut off the two spikes on top
Of your head and vow never to use gel again.
Truth for Phoenix: are you ever embarrassed by the "feenie"
version of yourself?
Dare for Dahlia: I dare you to request Mia fey to slowly torture and kill you.
Awesome story! If youre still looking for an extra cohost, I will happily take the job!
Name: Caty
Personality: mischievous, likes dark gothic things, can turn into a vampire
Fav character/pairings: APOLLO/ klucy, kayworth, miego
Apollo: HELL NO! I'd rather be killed by Yin in the most horrible way possible!... *realizes what he said* Oh fuck...
Yin: YAYAYAYAYAY! DIE!
Yin kills Apollo in the most horrible way possible.
Yin: *demonic voice* YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE MY WRATH. *demonic laugh*
Phoenix: Of couse! I was a stupid kackass back then! I've matured! *hugs Maya for no reason*
Pearl: YAY! *claps hands like the little child she is*
Feenie: HEY! *sneezes* Ugh...
Iris: Don't worry, Feenie~ I'll take care of you!
Dahlia: *reads her dare* FUCK THAT! *runs into Punishement Room and is killed via Cerberus eaing her.
Apollo: Come on in!
Caty appears from door in ceiling and lands in Gumshoe's arms.
Caty: Hi there! I'm a vampire! *smile*
Gumshoe: Uh... cool!
A flash of light is seen, and when it subsided, a woman sitting on a Latios appears.
YinYang: Yin! Yang! I have a dare for both of you!
Yin: Does it involve killing?
Yang: Does it involve me having Young Edgey's babies?
Y. Miles: O_O
Y. Franziska: *hits the floor laughing her ass off*
YinYang: Sort of... SING OFF!
The American Idol theme starts to play, and everyone on stage minus Yin & Yang us in the audience.
Yang: WHAT THE FUCK?
YinYang: I need yu to do it for a future stroy. Noe, pick your songs! Yang, you go first.
Yang: OK! I already have it picked out!
YinYang: To my lovely readers, guess the song, and we'll let you join us. Just for the records, the songs they've picked are Japanese! BEGIN!
*The Music Starts*
Yang:
chikazuite te o nobashita ashita e to tsuzuku hikari
ashimoto ni hirogaru kono sekai no yume o mita
yume to kibou wa doko ni aru nante shiranai yo
hashirimawatte sagashite mo mitsukaranai
shinjitsu to uso no hazama ni ochite iru no ka na
bokura no monogatari nara hajimatte mo inai
ashita e tsuzuku kuzureochisou na michi mo
yowaki ni naru mae ni tobidashite ikou
chikazuite toonoite'ku shinjitsu o tsukamu tame ni
mienai mirai kara kibou o sagashidasu
dare yori mo katai kokoro mi ni tsukete kakeagaru yo
yowasa to tatakatte kachiagaru tsuyosa o
mitsukeru tame ni kakegae no nai nakama to
ashimoto ni hirogaru kono sekai no asu o mita.
tachidomattari, furikaeri koukai shitari to
oresou ni naru kokoro o kakaenagara
kuragari kara hikaru ishi o sagashiateru you ni
bokura no monogatari kara akashi mitsuketai
hitori-kiri da to omotte'ta kako nante
asu o tsukuru tame no michi de shika nai
sashinobete tsukamitotta katachi no nai taisetsu na mono
nando mo ushinatte nando mo torimodosu
osanasa o yowasa to shite nigete ita boku jishin o
tsuranuita kotoba ga kokoro o ugokashita
mou nigenai yo kakegae no nai nakama ga
sasaete kureru kara, kono sekai o ikite yuku
shinjitai to negau dake
ashita ga kureba ii na to omou dake de
nani mo shinai jibun nante
mou doko ni mo inai, shinjitsu o shiritai kara.
chikazuite toonoite'ku shinjitsu o tsukamu tame ni
mienai mirai kara kibou o sagashidasu
dare yori mo katai kokoro mi ni tsukete kakeagaru yo
yowasa to tatakatte kachiagaru tsuyosa o
dare yori mo tsuyoi omoi dare yori mo mochitsuzukeru
morosa no ura ni aru hontou no tsuyosa o
mitsukeru tame ni kakegae no nai nakama to
ashimoto ni hirogaru kono sekai no asu o mita
Music ends, everyone cheers. YinYang, Apollo, Moon and Caty are in the judge's seats holdind 10 signs.
All 4: Sweet!
Yang: *flicks hair ands waves to her fans* Beat that, Yin!
Yin: Oh yeah? HIT IT!
*music starts*
Yin: Hizamazuite onameyo akai tsume wo
Motsureta shita de joousama to oyobinasai
Jigoku ni saku taiyou to
Gokuraku ni ochiru yami to
Mabushisa to zetsubou nara
Dochira ga fukai no darou
Atama NO naka KARA barabara
ChiRASHITE AGERU WA haramitsu
Himeyakani uzuku kizu mo
Shitatakani shitataru chi mo
Kokoro no soko he to todoku
Umashi mitsugimono nanoni
Motomeru no ga
Mada ai nante
Otokotachi dore hodo made
Asahakana kodomo darou
Hizamazuite onameyo seinaru ashi
Kasureta nodo de joousama to oyobinasai
Ikiru akashi sobieru itami no tou ni
Hatte nobotte taedaeni
Soredemo kou no nara
Watashi no koori tsuita namida wo toku no wa
Anata no saigo no hitokoe kamoshirenai
Koushoku to shigyaku no me to
Kumi shikareru kutsujoku to
Koukotsu no hazama ni miru
Kanashiki koufuku no kage
Karada NO SOKO KARA sakuretsu
NogaSHI WA SHINAI WA zecchou
Damashi damasarete tsunagu
Kumo no ito no hakanasayo
Shinjirarerumono wa mou
Nanimo ari wa shinai no ni
Sugaritai no ga
Nao ai nante
Onnatachi dore hodo made
Orokana ikimono darou
Hizamazuite sasageyo towa naru mono
Kawaita nodo de kaasama to sakebinasai
Ikiru oshie shinatta muchi no oto wo
Kazoe matotte kowagowa to
Soredemo kou no nara
Junsui to iu obutsu ni mamireta houseki wo
Kono te de sukuidaseru no kamoshirenai
Yokotawatte motomeyo amaishita wo
Kawaii koe de neesama to onakinasai
Hizamazuite onameyo seinaru ashi
Kasureta nodo de joousama to oyobinasai
Ikiru akashi sobieru itami no tou ni
Tatte nobotte taedaeni
Soushite kou no nara
Watashi no koori tsuita kokoro wo toku no wa
Futatabi mezameru anata no hitomi deshou
Everyone cheers for her. All Judges hold up a 10 sign.
YinYang: Damn! It was a tie!
Apollo: Why not let our readers choose?
YinYang: Good idea! Choose who you thought was better!
All Judges: JA NE!
YinYang: I had to do the final part, since I wanted to do a singing bit. Who do you thinkshould win the sing-of? Yin or Yang? It's up to you! Review, or I'll let Gant and Tigre loose! Oh, and guess the songs! I want Anime it's from, and the name of it!
