Hey, it is Ai. Anyways, here's Randomosity chapter four.
The Author's POV (you'll see...)
Oh gosh. Edward found Nessie's secret pet bunny. Good thing he's a mind reader so I don't have to tell you about the awkward moment.
"Nessie! We told you we can't have pets." Edward said in the 'parental voice' that makes most kids think 'Oh man I am soooo grounded'.
"We have Jacob." Rosalie muttered.
"I heard that!" Jake snapped.
"But dad..."
"No." Edward said firmly. "And even if you did clean up the blood, it would leave a stain in the carpet and then...well I don't know what would happen then, but it wouldn't be good."
(okay they had a really long argument over that bunny, so let's watch the funnier fight)
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"Dumb blond."
"Mutt."
"Bloodsucker."
"Flea bag."
"Leech."
"Your mother was a poodle."
"ENOUGH!" I shouted. Rose and Jake looked up at the ceiling.
"Edward the ceiling is talking to me!" Emmett said. Lame Spongebob joke.
"DumbBlondSaysWhat?" I said.
"What?" Rosalie said.
"Who are you?" Jasper said to the ceiling.
"I am...dun dun duuuun!...A RANDOM GIR WITH A LAPTOP!"
"A random GIR?" Alice asked the ceiling.
"No, girl. I forgot to type the 'L'." I said. "And I'm here to tell you that you're really story characters from a book written by a mom named Stephenie who are used in FanFiction written by kids all over the world!"
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Bella's POV
It was the middle of the night, almost three o'clock. Edward was hunting with Carlisle, Emmett and Jasper, so Nessie and I were alone in the cottage. I was reading my destroyed copy of Wuthering Heights for the first time since I was changed. I was getting bored and about to call Alice's cell phone to ask how 'The Crazy Awesome Special Girlie Night of Girliness Planned by Alice Cullen, Featuring Rosalie and Esme' was going when I heard Nessie scream.
While part of my brain wondered why I was calling her Nessie now, I ran to her room, vampire speed.
"Nessie, are you okay?" I said. She was on the floor, along with most of her bedding and the books that I told her to put away hours ago.
"Yeah, I'm fine. Nightmare, I guess." She said, putting the sheets back on her bed.
"What was it about?" I asked.
"We were all characters in a book." She said.
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Author's POV
I woke up with my head on the keyboard. I fell asleep on FanFiction. Weird. Usually it's YouTube.
I turned off my laptop and went downstairs to get a snack. When I flipped on the light, Jacob Black was standing in front of me.
Yay! Jakey!
Isn't losing your grip on reality FUN????
Hey, people. I know a lot of you read this randomness (Random. Ness. Nessie. Get it??? Ok, that was lame) but you don't REVIEW!!! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SPARKLY AND VENOMOUS, REVIEW!!!!
Team Jakey ;)
PEACE OUT!
