An hour passed; the redrom on the couch snoozing happily on the couch in each other's arms, the bloody, bruised and in a curtain Feferi shuffling and turning on her pillows restlessly, and a male land dweller staring daggers into everything, in particular, Feferi. His mood was unsettling and the only excuse for it he could think of was because of the potion Feferi shoved down his throat.
Feferi lightly lapsed into consciousness and let out a long heavy moan, and rolled off the couch.
"Oh my glub…" Eridan complained at her effort and was about to assist her when she fumbled awkwardly back onto it, only to slip off again. This continued a few times, her lips still spilling her complains. Eridan's eye twitched. "I want a glubbin knife…" Eridan growled under his breath, watching the princess fumble horribly.
She finally gave up and just sat on the ground, and moaned heavily in defeat.
Eridan glared at the princess and got up smoothly and went into the kitchen. He went to the counter and pulled out a large cutting knife before going back into the living room. The snuggling trolls were still snoozing, and he completely surpassed them, right up to Feferi who was in mid groan. He stood over her and held the blade to her forehead. "Stop. MOANING!" He growled loudly. "You are glubbin FINE!"
Her moan stopped in her throat and she stared up at him with wide eyes. "Glub!"
Gamzee's eyes snapped open from the yelling and stared at the two.
"I was hell of a lot more drunk than you," Eridan snarled, "so unless you want me to tie your tipsy ass to somefin so you won't fall anymore, STOP IT." He was sick and tired of taking care of the sick trolls, and especially sick of her cod forsaken moaning.
Gamzee stared in shock, speechless.
The princess scooted to the corner to the corner and cowered in fear, whimpering.
Eridan dropped his knife and sat down heavily on the couch Feferi couldn't figure out how to sit on. He felt miserable, alone, and irritated as fuck.
Gamzee sat up and cradled Karkat in his arms. "Uh… What's wrong bro?" He asked Eridan.
Eridan curled his lip and glared at the clown. "Nothing you'd understand with your… Matesprit." He watched with dark eyes as Feferi flew up to the bathroom with tears in her eyes. He grinned darkly as he heard her choking sobs.
Gamzee looked down at Karkat and pet him lightly, then looked back to Eridan. "Common Eribro, you can tell me."
The sea dweller sighed. "I can't do anything to satisfy anyglubber anymore… Fef is just a mess now anyway…"
"It's not your fault though…" He tried not to smile as Karkat started to purr in hi sleep.
Eridan let out a frusterated sighn. "I even got glubbin DRUNK for her, and that didn't help with anything. When she sobered me up, I tried to be kind to her but… did you see her? She was slipping up all over the place!" He put his head in his hands. "Just… can't handle all of this… Seeing you two so perfect… And me… and Fef…" He chokes and picks up the blade and slams it blade first in the wall. "COD DAMMIT!"
Gamzee, unsure of what to say, just watched the blade fly into his wall. Karkat whimpered from the sound and Gamzee papped him gently to calm him. Karkat sighed softly and cuddled closer. Gamzee smiled down at his mate, but lost the look as he looked up at Eridan. "So.. What're you gonna do about it?"
Eridan shut his eyes. "I don't know…"
He looked down, "Try not to do anyfin I'll regret later…"
Gamzee grinned. "You just need a motherfuckin miracle is all! :o) "
Eridan glared at the clown and got up slowly and wondered into the kitchen. He looked around and decided to make a cup of hot chocolate. He chugged it quickly, but wasn't satisfied, and made another, this time with shots in it.
In the other room, Karkat was slowly waking up, rubbing his eyes sleepily. His matesprit looked down at him and smiles, "Hey bro."
At that moment, a certain male sea-dweller started to play 'Shots' on the radio and started dancing around, the volume extremely high, making his own personal rave in the kitchen.
Gamzee glanced at the kitchen confused.
"Ugh…" Karkat growled. "What's the noise…?"
"I think it's Eribro… Do you feel any better?"
"Not really…" Karkat put his head in Gamzee's neck, still having a high fever.
Feferi, in the bathtub still, crying her eyes out, covered her hears from the music. Her head was pounding and the loud music wasn't helping. Wait. Scratch that, not just the loud music, but the sudden drop of base and wubs split though her skull. She groaned heavily, and got up from the tub, deciding that she had enough of this nonsense. She quickly flew downstairs, holding her head from the horrible wubbing from the kitchen.
Watching the princess leave, Gamzee pet Karkat's head lightly. "Do we need to get you some more medicine bro?" He could hear Eridan having a dancing fit in the kitchen.
"No, I don't like medicine…" His matesprit complained.
"But Karbro, you're sick!"
"No. I hate meds…"
"But you're sick Bro. You have to."
Karkat looked up at him sadly. "Don't make me Gamzee."
Gamzee lightly kissed Karkat's forehead, "But then how will you get better?"
"… I don't know…"
"You just need a miracle bro," the clown said before lightly and quickly kissing Karkat's lips. His response was a blushing troll that hid his face in his baggy clown shirt. Gamzee smiled down at him and papped him, before he lightly stood up, letting Karkat lay on the couch. He smiles lightly at his matesprit, stroking hair out of his face. He stood up fully and turned to the kitchen to let Karkat sleep. "Hey Eribro!" He tried to yell over the music.
Not noticing the clown, Eridan grabbed a faygo and popped it open.
"Hey Eri-bro!" Gamzee yelled.
Eridan started to dance with the faygo when he lifted his head up to Gamzee, somehow hearing him, "Ya Gam?"
The clown walked over and turned down the music some. "This shit is motherfucking loud bro." He then went to the fridge and got some faygo for himself.
Smirking, Eridan turned the music back up, and started to dance in pop and lock style. He glared at Gamzee and growled over the music, "You guys got each other to entertain, I got this~ 3 "
Gamzee grabbed a faygo and turned back around to the radio, turning it down again. "No bro. Karkat's sick."
Defiantly, Eridan turned the dial back up, then took Gamzee's faygo and took a sip out of it. He winked at the clown.
Gamzee raised an eebrow and snatched the bottled beverage back, then turned the music off completely. Glaring at the sea dweller, he took a sip.
Smugly turned the radio back on to full blast.
"Eribro, do you want me to pour this motherfucking faygo on your music box?" Gamzee crossed his arms after turning down the music one last time.
At the loud blast of music, Karkat rolled over and tried to cover his ears.
The sea dweller batted innocent eyes at the clown. "Awww, Gam, you seem upset~!" He fumbled around for two soundproof head sets and stroke into the living room and put one on Karkat. The lowblood fell asleep almost instantly with the head set on. Striding back to the cloud he waved it in front of his face. With a brazen smile, he snapped it in half.
Gamzee sneered at him. "At least I didn't need one bro. Just one for Karbro." He took a sip of his faygo.
Karkat, having soundproof headphones on now, fell asleep almost instantly.
Eridan glared at the clown, almost disappointed, but turned the music back on. Loudly.
Gamzee groaned heavily and glanced out at his matesprit. He was snoring away lightly. Smiling to himself, he took a sip of faygo.
Eridan danced a bit and papped the clown's soda. "You really care for this guy don'tcya? "Twirling around he put 'Shots' on again.
Gamzee closed his painted eyes and nodden
Eridan, nodding like crazy to the 'hey hey hey hey's, glared at the taller troll. "Why?"
The clown opened his eyes and looked at the ceiling, thinking. "Well for one, he's motherfucking adorable. He cares for me, and he's my best friend." He smirks. "And he's a great motherfucking kisser."
"That's glubbin adorable," Eridan stated as he stared the song over again. "Though I bet the kissing part is debatable." He stook his tounge out and winked.
"Uh… Eribro, you might be drunk again…"
Eridan laughed. "No. If I was drunk I'd be doing THIS." He placed a hand next to Gamzee on the counter and used the other to trace his jaw. He stared deeply into Gam's eyes and leaned forward, slowly opening his mouth. "GLUB," He practically yelled in Gamzee's face, and fell backward and started jerk dancing, "I'M FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED UUUUUUUUUUUP! SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS EVVERYGLUBBER!"
Gamzee stared at the insane fish in confusion. "Uh, huhh…"
Eridan let out a wild laugh. "Or I'd be calling you a woman~! Either way!" He winked again.
Unsure of what to say, Gamzee just drank his faygo in silence. After a few moments, he looked at the dancing prince and said, "Yeah, I think you're drunk bro. But that's alright, you can all up and have fun dancing and all."
"Have fun you say?" Eridan laughed. "Ok." He stood suddenly before Gamzee and held the troll, and then kissed him roughly.
