Notice: This is the modified version of the Chapter, with a name change. I did this so that way I won't get in trouble for attacking someone that's already on this site, but I think you'll know who it is if you read it carefully. (I'll post the other version of Deviantart or on a another website, I'll put up a link in the profile)

Jameson is about to shoot Sonic, but he decides not to. "Sonic, I'm not going to kill you just yet! By the Amy I took away your hammer, but listen Sonic... You're not the first" said Jameson, "What?" said Sonic
"You see, I'm the original Sonic, I'm the Sonic from the from Sonic 1 through Knuckles"

"What?"

"I mean 3 and Knuckles! But you see Sonic, I was sick and tired of the video game fame, so I decided to work outside of Sega and sell socks, and before I left, I had ask Sega to make a new Sonic, that looks better than me, so they invented you!"
"Well, that answers on why I'm not the original Sonic, but why are you trying to kill me!"

"I'm getting to that! While I was working at my Sock Store, a guy came and ask me to work with him on the Gameboy Advance Sonic game. So I did, it wasn't anything special I was selling socks for 7 years I could use a break. Then I started noticing with Heroes that you keep screwing up! You keep killing Sega, So I prepared a system to kill you and activate Alternate Sonic to kill you and replace you! But I stopped... I can't help to feel we're brothers... Even though I never met you, I just feel you're gullible. Plus you were doing better again! But just one day he was mysteriously activated, and he starts to cause a whole commotion! I didn't mean to activate him, but even if he was destroyed you made matters worse now causing time paradoxes left and right, so that's why I have to kill you!"

"Wait! We can try to find out who caused this!"

"I checked, it was a coffee cup that fell down on the button to activate him!"

"Question?"
"What?"

"Why are there muppet characters?

"I... Don't..."

"Who is she?" Modern Sonic points at a chipmunk like chick, with red hair, and blue boots, who; in case you don't know, is Sally from the Archie Sonic Comics and The SATAM Cartoon. "Wait a minute... I know who's behind this!" said Original Sonic,

"Who?" Asked M. Sonic

"A KNOTHOLE RESIDENT!" said O. Sonic.

"So you figured it out!" came in The A Knothole Resident, who wears his usual clothing, his T-Shirts his jeans, and his glasses.

"What are you trying to do?" asked O. Sonic

"I'm trying to make the perfect Sonic game!" said AKR

"It adds up, the Sesame Street Characters! The Satam theme stuff! The Classic characters! It was you! YOU DID IT! You diaper wearing, nostalgic, hipster wannabe, FAN BOY!"

"And guess who's going to be the star?"

"Who?"

"You!"
"I quit Sega 17 years ago! I ain't coming back, I'm going to work on physics, and sell socks like I always do! You ain't do nothin about it! I want to live a normal life! I can't handle fame!"

"You can't betray me! I worship you! I defended you! You can't talk back at me! NOW HAVE SEX WITH SALLY!"

"NO!"

"Did this turn into the worst drama just now?" Asked Modern Sonic

"SILENCE GREEN EYES!" yelled AKR.

AKR starts to zap M. Sonic, and O. Sonic shoots AKR in the leg. AKR Leans down but gets back up, and we see he heals the wound, "I'M GOD! REMEMBER!"yelled AKR, and then zaps Classic Sonic, and then Tails crashes through the window with his plane, and goes through AKR's upper body and the upper body goes on the front of the plane. But the plane explodes, and with momentum force the Tails gets pushed back at the same room where the Sonics, Amy and AKR are at, and we see Tails has brown fur, "Tails you're a black man!" said M. Sonic, "SAY WHAT!" said Tails, and while they have that offensively racist discussion, AKR forms his upper body back. Then Knuckles puts out of the ground and eats AKR'S arm off. But of course he regrows it. "ENOUGH. I want to tell you AKR... That... I have a box set of condoms, if you leave you can leave us alone, how's that for a deal?" said M. Sonic, "Hmm... I say... NO!" yelled AKR. M. Sonic starts to vanish bit by bit. But the Vanishing stops until Iziukia comes in. "GET OUT OF HERE IZUKIA YOU SUCK! YUJI NAKA WAS BETTER!" yelled AKR, "It's always fucking Yuji Naka" said Izukia who left the building. Then Yuji Naka comes in, "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" yelled AKR, "Aknothole resident... YOU RUINED MY GAME ASSHOLE!" Yuji Naka,

"Wait what?"

"Your stupid little game has been released and now Sega is out of business, and it's considered to be so bad, E.T for the Atari is like having sex with a goddess!"

"I wanna know what Mario is like" said M. Sonic

"But is it it better than 06?" said AKR

"NOOOOOOOOO! At least some people like 06, no one likes your game! The only people who liked it are Satantists!" said Yuji Naka

So Yuji Naka snap his fingers and AKR is gone. "I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH SONIC EVER AGAIN!" yelled Yuji Naka, and he leaves the room, Izukia comes in and says "Who wants some apple pie?"

The end.