I think there's a pattern here.
Long chapter, short chapter, long chapter, short chapter.
Yeah, I don't own Homestuck.
"You know, for a ridiculously meddlesome date set up by my best bro that should've actually sucked a fucking lot, I didn't hate it."
You sigh, then look over to Terezi, looking for her reaction to the clichéd confession you just made.
"I had so much fun, Karkat, it was great. Especially when that kid came along and dragged you into the playground because you needed to play the monster in his game." She laughs for the first time in who knows how long. Not her 'I can't stop thinking about how sucky I am so maybe I'll just pretend to be happy to cheer everyone else up' laugh, either. It was her genuine Terezi laugh, her insane little cackle that should make you want to projectile vomit a heard of trunkbeasts, but instead it makes you… much happier than you can ever remember being.
Well, Karkat, here you are. Standing in front of the beautiful girl of your dream's house, hand in hand after what would seem to be a perfect date (After the restaurant, Dave took you, Terezi and Jade to the nearest McDonalds to pig out and harass the children while Rose and Kanaya went home to have interspecies sex or something)… You guess there's no other choice now…
Kiss the girl.
You kiss Terezi on her cheek, making some murmured comment about how you wouldn't mind doing this again. Terezi smiles kindly and sort of lets go of your hand, though you can see she doesn't want to.
"Well. maybe we can do it again, Karkat... if you... if you want to, I mean..."
You nod "I just fucking said that, idiot."
Terezi laughs gently, "Asshole"
She walks into her home, leaving you much, MUCH happier than you were this morning.
That was adorbs yo.
You become the tealblood that just closed the door.
Holy shit that was the most amazing day of your life.
You walk into the lounge room of your hive (even though it's meant to be called a 'house' or something) and start playing the next DVD of CSI: Miami. You have no idea what a Miami is, but the show's very entertaining regardless.
You think about Karkat... he...
He seems to have changed since your fling with him. He's definately more mature, and he's MUCH less rude. He's more open about how he feels, too, which is a major plus. Most importantly is the fact that throughout your entire date, he didn't show even one sign of a caliginous advance.
You pull out your mobile and stare at his number, wondering if you should text him five minutes after your first date...
First date.
You smile. You never really had dates with him during the session. There was that one time during which you went to his land and sort of made out with him, but that was more of a 'everyone thinks we're on a quest but we're too lazy to do that' kind of thing. There was hardly any romance involved, but now...
Well he's definitely learnt something from all the rom coms he's watched.
You smile at his number, and then lock your phone. You know you should be worried about this, you're falling too hard for him all over again, but something inside you says that nothing wrong's going to happen this time.
Something tells you he was meant to be with you all along...
And you don't really think you'd be too upset about quadrant vacillation this time round, in fact, the only thing keeping you from wanting him in every quadrant is-
Your phone rings and you jump so hard it flies into the air. You snatch it up again and look at the caller ID...
Oh, speak of the devil.
You ready yourself to answer the phone. Trying to cling onto the remaining happiness you have. You don't want this douchebag to ruin your night...
You press the answer button and hold the phone to your ear.
And Gamzee Makara's voice speaks out from the other side.
idk
There you go.
I'll try to upload again as soon as possible.
Thank you for reading!
