OK, I know that I'm going to get majorly flamed for this, but just read, it's going to be funny.
Jayfeather: Hello, and welcome to G- *is tackled by Lionblaze.
Lionblaze: Shut up!
Jayfeather: Why?
Lionblaze: Because the author told us to stop breaking the 4th wall or else!
Jayfeather: Didn't you just break it?
Lionblaze: Oh yeah! Oh no! *A giant hand comes from above and takes him away* NOOOOO!
Honeyfern: *fat with kits* No! My sweetheart!
Cinderheart: Well, no one break you-know-what anymore, ok?
Everyone: OK!
Honeyfern: So what do we do now?
Cinderheart: I dunno
Jayfeather: News?
Icecloud: NO, we can't do that without breaking the-
Everyone: ICECLOUD, NO!
Icecloud: The fourth wall. *Giant hand takes icecloud away*
Honeyfern: So, no news.
*Fernpool, Ravenfeather, Fallenshadow, Featherheart, Icestream, Smokeclaw, Brambletalon, Iceshadow, Braveheart, Dovepaw, Ivypaw, and Tigerheart walk into the room*
"": Hi eyeryone!
Cats already in the room: HI.
Cinderheart: Who's gonna tell them?
Honeyfern: My kits have been born! *3 kits slide out of her belly; A copy of Lionblaze with blue eyes, A copy of Sorreltail with green eyes, and a pure white tom*
Cinderheart: *starts smiling evily* Hey, sis, can you help me on my homework?
Honeyfern: Sure, what's the question?
Cinderheart: Sure, but first, make your will.
Honeyfern: *shrugs* ok! To Jayfeather goes my Justin Beiber CD collection, To Poppyfrost goes my Flat Screen TV, To my kits goes my crystal orb, and To Cinderheart goes my kits
Jayfeather: Ya know, I would like the Twilight collection better (AN: The book Jayfeather is on is ECLIPSE)
Cinderheart: Ok, so what is the name of the wall that we are not supposed to break?
Honeyfern: The fourth-
ALL: HONEYFERN, NO!
Honeyfern: Wall. *Is grabbed by a giant hand*
Cinderheart: YAY! I GOT THE KITS! *A piece of paper flutters down* Hey, what's this? Oh, it's a note from Honeyfern! It says that the kits names are Sorrelkit, Lionkit, and Frostkit. Who didn't see that coming?
Fernpool: *starts doing vector dance* Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Braveheart: ...
Ravenfeather: *starts doing victory dance*
Icestream: PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL! IN YOUR FACE JAYFEATHER!
Jayfeather: *mad* STEELERS!
Brambletalon: I wonder what would happen if we killed the viewers?
Jayfeather: I'll tell you what'll happen. We'll get no more viewers for the show!
Fallenshadow: *holding a stick with Ashfur's head on it* Anyone want Ashfur-kabob? IT's very good. THe author gave it to me
Tigerheart: Wait, did we just break the 4th wall?
Dovepaw: We broke that a long time ago.
*Screen turn to black*
More news will come next time. Sorry I didn't update, my computer's acting funny. Also, I'm starting a story on how the clans began. With Wind, Thunder, Shadow, and River. I'm starting that today.
See ya later, Mel.
