OK, I know that I'm going to get majorly flamed for this, but just read, it's going to be funny.

Jayfeather: Hello, and welcome to G- *is tackled by Lionblaze.

Lionblaze: Shut up!

Jayfeather: Why?

Lionblaze: Because the author told us to stop breaking the 4th wall or else!

Jayfeather: Didn't you just break it?

Lionblaze: Oh yeah! Oh no! *A giant hand comes from above and takes him away* NOOOOO!

Honeyfern: *fat with kits* No! My sweetheart!

Cinderheart: Well, no one break you-know-what anymore, ok?

Everyone: OK!

Honeyfern: So what do we do now?

Cinderheart: I dunno

Jayfeather: News?

Icecloud: NO, we can't do that without breaking the-

Everyone: ICECLOUD, NO!

Icecloud: The fourth wall. *Giant hand takes icecloud away*

Honeyfern: So, no news.

*Fernpool, Ravenfeather, Fallenshadow, Featherheart, Icestream, Smokeclaw, Brambletalon, Iceshadow, Braveheart, Dovepaw, Ivypaw, and Tigerheart walk into the room*

"": Hi eyeryone!

Cats already in the room: HI.

Cinderheart: Who's gonna tell them?

Honeyfern: My kits have been born! *3 kits slide out of her belly; A copy of Lionblaze with blue eyes, A copy of Sorreltail with green eyes, and a pure white tom*

Cinderheart: *starts smiling evily* Hey, sis, can you help me on my homework?

Honeyfern: Sure, what's the question?

Cinderheart: Sure, but first, make your will.

Honeyfern: *shrugs* ok! To Jayfeather goes my Justin Beiber CD collection, To Poppyfrost goes my Flat Screen TV, To my kits goes my crystal orb, and To Cinderheart goes my kits

Jayfeather: Ya know, I would like the Twilight collection better (AN: The book Jayfeather is on is ECLIPSE)

Cinderheart: Ok, so what is the name of the wall that we are not supposed to break?

Honeyfern: The fourth-

ALL: HONEYFERN, NO!

Honeyfern: Wall. *Is grabbed by a giant hand*

Cinderheart: YAY! I GOT THE KITS! *A piece of paper flutters down* Hey, what's this? Oh, it's a note from Honeyfern! It says that the kits names are Sorrelkit, Lionkit, and Frostkit. Who didn't see that coming?

Fernpool: *starts doing vector dance* Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

Braveheart: ...

Ravenfeather: *starts doing victory dance*

Icestream: PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL! IN YOUR FACE JAYFEATHER!

Jayfeather: *mad* STEELERS!

Brambletalon: I wonder what would happen if we killed the viewers?

Jayfeather: I'll tell you what'll happen. We'll get no more viewers for the show!

Fallenshadow: *holding a stick with Ashfur's head on it* Anyone want Ashfur-kabob? IT's very good. THe author gave it to me

Tigerheart: Wait, did we just break the 4th wall?

Dovepaw: We broke that a long time ago.

*Screen turn to black*

More news will come next time. Sorry I didn't update, my computer's acting funny. Also, I'm starting a story on how the clans began. With Wind, Thunder, Shadow, and River. I'm starting that today.

See ya later, Mel.