Quick disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia, apart from the characters that are locked in my attic...
N: Oi! You don't own us!
E: Shhhhh, Lukas! My parents will hear you!
N: Not until to you admit you don't own us!
E: But... But... But...
N: ADMIT IT!
E: Fine, I don't own Hetalia, even the characters I have locked in my attic. Happy now?
N: Yes.
E: Good. Now shut up and let me write fanfiction.
E: So, since Mattias came and freed all of you, I have been bored and I wondered if...
N: NO! I Will NOT play duets with you!
E: Dammit! How did you guess what I was going to ask!
N: *dryly* I know you too well...
E: But not well enough onhonhon...
N: You've been spending far too much time with France...
E: Well, now you mention it!
N: MATTIAS! COME AND SAVE ME FROM THIS CRAZY PERSON!
E: That's harsh!
N: NO, it's just true.
E: *sulks* Hmph!
N: You sound like Austria!
E: Hmph!
A: EMILY! WHERE IS MY TEA!
N: Dare I ask?
E: He's staying here because I promised him an everlasting supply of free tea. Just coming Austria darling!
N: God, Austria must love tea...
A: Oh I do!
E: I swear he asks for a new cup of tea every few seconds though.
A: No, just every five minutes or so...
E: Bloody Aristocratic Sponge!
A: Stop calling me that dammit!
E: You sound like Romano!
A: Hmph!
E: *moaning* You sound like yourself again.
P: Hi UnAwesome fangirl, I've come to rescue princess Roderich from your evil witch clutches!
A: How thoughtful, but I don't need rescuing, I'm staying here of my own accord because I get free tea here!
E: Ha! In your face sucker!
A: And for your information, I am a man Gilbert, I would have thought you would have know that by now...
E: I think princess is a cute name! It suits you Roderich!
P: Yeah, it does suit him doesn't it!
A: No. And that's the end of the matter.
E: Prissy spoilsport!
A: Hmph!
*then, ever so coincidentally it could almost have been thought of by a bored fifteen year old sitting backstage at her school talent show, Denmark burst through the door*
D: Hey Norge, I'm bored.
E: So am I!
D: Why are YOU bored! You've been here talking to these guys whereas I've been stuck at home doing nothing!
N: What do you two expect me to do about you being bored?
D: You could come home and well, I'm not going to say with a yaio fangirl in the room but you get the gist!
E: Lukas won't play duets with me!
D: Oh god not again...
A/N
Yeah, I'm backstage at the school talent show and, as I was the first act (playing my viola) I have been waiting around for ages! I am just sitting with my feet on a chair, one headphone in (playing Mein Gott), eating candy canes and writing Fanfictions ;)
It will all be over in 42 minutes...
Emily Prustrian
