Quick disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia, apart from the characters that are locked in my attic...

N: Oi! You don't own us!

E: Shhhhh, Lukas! My parents will hear you!

N: Not until to you admit you don't own us!

E: But... But... But...

N: ADMIT IT!

E: Fine, I don't own Hetalia, even the characters I have locked in my attic. Happy now?

N: Yes.

E: Good. Now shut up and let me write fanfiction.


E: So, since Mattias came and freed all of you, I have been bored and I wondered if...

N: NO! I Will NOT play duets with you!

E: Dammit! How did you guess what I was going to ask!

N: *dryly* I know you too well...

E: But not well enough onhonhon...

N: You've been spending far too much time with France...

E: Well, now you mention it!

N: MATTIAS! COME AND SAVE ME FROM THIS CRAZY PERSON!

E: That's harsh!

N: NO, it's just true.

E: *sulks* Hmph!

N: You sound like Austria!

E: Hmph!

A: EMILY! WHERE IS MY TEA!

N: Dare I ask?

E: He's staying here because I promised him an everlasting supply of free tea. Just coming Austria darling!

N: God, Austria must love tea...

A: Oh I do!

E: I swear he asks for a new cup of tea every few seconds though.

A: No, just every five minutes or so...

E: Bloody Aristocratic Sponge!

A: Stop calling me that dammit!

E: You sound like Romano!

A: Hmph!

E: *moaning* You sound like yourself again.

P: Hi UnAwesome fangirl, I've come to rescue princess Roderich from your evil witch clutches!

A: How thoughtful, but I don't need rescuing, I'm staying here of my own accord because I get free tea here!

E: Ha! In your face sucker!

A: And for your information, I am a man Gilbert, I would have thought you would have know that by now...

E: I think princess is a cute name! It suits you Roderich!

P: Yeah, it does suit him doesn't it!

A: No. And that's the end of the matter.

E: Prissy spoilsport!

A: Hmph!

*then, ever so coincidentally it could almost have been thought of by a bored fifteen year old sitting backstage at her school talent show, Denmark burst through the door*

D: Hey Norge, I'm bored.

E: So am I!

D: Why are YOU bored! You've been here talking to these guys whereas I've been stuck at home doing nothing!

N: What do you two expect me to do about you being bored?

D: You could come home and well, I'm not going to say with a yaio fangirl in the room but you get the gist!

E: Lukas won't play duets with me!

D: Oh god not again...


A/N

Yeah, I'm backstage at the school talent show and, as I was the first act (playing my viola) I have been waiting around for ages! I am just sitting with my feet on a chair, one headphone in (playing Mein Gott), eating candy canes and writing Fanfictions ;)
It will all be over in 42 minutes...

Emily Prustrian