How to annoy the crap out of the host club Ch. 4

101. High-five Nekozawa every time you see him because of your new Beelzenef hat.

102. Start to write one of the first Nekozawa Renge fanfics.

Nekozawa&Renge- I hate you.

103. Taunt Haruhi with fancy tuna.

104. Play superstar by toy box every time you see Tamaki.

105. Play Dude looks Like a Lady. Even though it's the opposite of the case for Haruhi.

Haruhi- Ok. Shut up. Before I kill you.

106. Sell Haruhi to Tamaki for 8 million yen.

Tamaki- Hehe!

107. Put up a sign in Tamaki's corner of woe that says, "Tamaki's corner of woe."

108. Every time you get the chance sneak up on someone and yell, "HERES JOHNNY!"

109. Cut your hair. And every time someone asks "did you cut your hair?" say no I dyed the ends of my hair invisible.

110. Kidnap Kaoru.

Hikaru- WHERE THE HELL IS HE?

he's mine. That's all you need to know.

111. Have Tamaki and Haruhi cosplay my favorite kissing scenes in my favorite anime

Tamaki: Saito

Haruhi: Louise.

Tamaki: Tarou

Haruhi: Mio

Tamaki: Tomoki

Haruhi: Ikaros.

Tamaki: Kairi

Haruhi: Momo

Tamaki: Ikuto

Haruhi: Amu.

112. Give Ranka all the photos you took of the cosplay kissing scenes between Haruhi and Tamaki.

Ranka- IM GOING TO MURDER HIM!

113. Test Kyouya in common sense.

Kyouya-senpai, has no common sense at all whatsoever

114. Make Haruhi read all the "Haruhi's pregnant with Tamaki's child" stories.

Haruhi- how many are there?

Including mine? 32

115. Have Hunny sing Lollipop by Mika.

Haruhi- O.o Does that sound wrong to anyone else?

Yes Haruhi. Yes it does.

Victor- HAHA!

116. Have a Fancy Tuna convention, but say the tuna swam away.

Haruhi- -_-" I hate you.

I know.

117. Constantly taunt Hunny with strawberries. Let Kaoru watch you eat them.

Kaoru- :P

Hunny- WAAAH!

Yummy

118. Go to a butterfly garden, (where you go into a room with butterflies flying around) and then walk over to the host club with almost every butterfly on you.

Everyone- OMG?

Butterflies fricken love me! I'm not kidding!

119. Kill KyouyaxMori fanfics.

Kyouya- thank you.

Mori- Mm.

120. Make Tamaki cosplay as Tadase from Shugo Chara.

Angela- THANK YOU.

121. Make Kaoru cosplay as Kukai from Shugo Chara.

Yum

122. Make Kyouya cosplay Ikuto.

I might hate Kyouya. But still sexy. XD

Kaoru- YOUR MINE!

I know. :D

123. Have Tamaki play little kid games.

Are you smart?

Tamaki- Yes

Spell it.

Tamaki- S-m-a-r-t

WRONG!

SPELL IT AS IN THE WORD IT

Tamaki- I HATE YOU!

124. Taunt Tamaki with your soprano-tenner voice and sing Bohemian Rhapsody.

Tamaki- I hate you!

125. Tickle Kaoru.

Hehehe. So much fun.

126. Shoot Kyouya out of a canon.

From light years away, people are cheering

127. Taunt Hikaru with his continual choice of words.

"There is ... No room... For you to enter..." I mean come on Hikaru! You have to admit. That was pretty awful.

128. Have Haruhi and Tamaki admit there true feelings for each other before you kill them.

Tamaki- I LOVE YOU HARUHI.

Haruhi- I LOVE YOU TOO!

YAY. NOW KISS OR I'LL SHOOT.*Shoots* Who'd I hit? *Kyouyas dead body.* Oh well.

129. Explain your Hatred towards Kyouya

He's an ass. And reminds me of my mom...

Tamaki- So you definitely need to call him Mom

Imma kill you. You know that?

130. Get Kanye West to interrupt Tamaki's speeches.

Hikaru- I fricken love you right now.

Kaoru- BACK OFF HIKARU!

:D love you too, Kaoru!

131. Have the twins fight over you. Then choose Kaoru.

Hehehe.

Kaoru- :D

132. Have a race between Haruhi and Hunny.

Haruhi wins by default.

Haruhi- you had a funnel cake stand. You really expected Hunny to pass that up?

I was hoping he had control.

133. Play Barbra Streisand movies all day long...

Mori and Hunny love them...

134. Create a Commoners coffee song

Tamaki- SCREW YOU!

135. Hypnotize Tamaki into thinking he's Hikaru.

Hehehe. Smexy.

Kaoru- Grr

Love you too!

136. Play eye spy and have everything you choose a tree.

It's brown, long-

Tamaki- Tree

It's green. Fat

Tamaki- tree.

XD

137. Steal the photobooks from Kyouya. (only the ones of Kaoru.)

Kyouya- What the hell!

138. Show Ranka all the fanfictions of Haruhi being knocked up by Tamaki.

Ranka- *Chainsaw chasing after Tamaki.*

god I love my life.

139. Get Haruhi to meet her fan boys.

Haruhi- I HATE YOU!

140. Wake up Kyouya before he should.

Kyouya- *Killer psychopath*