A Day at Petey Piranha's Place
Earlier today...
Waluigi woke up as he went through his normal morning excersises. This time, however, his traditional dark purple overalls weren't on him. Instead, he had his purple shirt and a pair of dark purple shorts to go with him today. What was Waluigi planning on doing today?
"A nice natural walk amongst my humble little island," Waluigi told his personal robotic assitant, Walbot, who looked like a younger, robotic version of Waluigi, complete with a pair of dark purple overalls, a purple shirt, a purple cap, a stylish moustache, and a large nose that was pink. He was notably half the size of Waluigi, making him like a younger, robotic brother.
"A nature walk?" Replied Walbot, who spoke quite normal for a robot, "Master Waluigi, aren't you just content with staying here instead and relaxing?"
Waluigi rubbed his chin, nodding in agreement. "Well, you do have a point. But..." He grinned as he gave Walbot a thumbs up sign and placed on his nature sneakers, "I've been itching to do some walking today, and I'm sticking to that! Take care of the mansion for me!" He began whistling as he rushed out of the mansion, heading down the grassy mountain that kept afloat his gigantic mansion.
Walbot merely sighed as he closed the front door and began to tidy up the place whilst Waluigi was away on his walk, keeping the mansion in tip notch shape.
Waluigi was out on his morning walk, the rain keeping his spirits high as he was trekking through the huge tropical jungle that populated most of his precious, private island. He hummed to himself as he stopped by a gate, which was hanging out from the inside. Waluigi stepped through and walked up to the small, vine-covered house, closing the gate behind him as he continued whistling. Knocking on the door, Waluigi waited as the thunder boomed, the lightning following brighting up the area.
"I'm coming!" Exclaimed a gruff, though friendly voice, as several sounds were heard from inside.
Waluigi flex his arms and continued his fabulous whistling as the door opened, revealing Petey Piranha, who was wearing green slippers that were close to that of Piranha Plants, a newspaper in his left leafy hand.
"Waluigi!" Petey welcomed as he hugged Waluigi and allowed him into the house, closing the door as he proclaimed, "It's so nice to have you over! Make yourself at home."
Waluigi thanked Petey as he headed westbound into the living room, noticing the place was filled with memorial shrines of Petey Piranha's moment in sports. Waluigi headed northward and glanced at the gold trophy of Petey Piranha getting a home run, looking down to see the bright, emerald piano right below it. Waluigi nodded as he grinned, Petey entering into the living room.
"She's a beaut, ain't it?" Petey stated as he rubbed the piano, grinning. "Yes, sir, I won this in my home coming back when I was a wee young Piranha Plant. I can tell you, my girl friend was really impressed, so she made this for me!" He chuckled, wrapping his left leaf around Waluigi. "Why, one stroke on the keyboard is enough to get me pumping, if you know what I mean..."
Waluigi chuckled as he patted Petey on the back, nodding in agreement. "Why, Petey, you certainly have a way with women. Tell me, what other stuff have you won in the past?" He curiously asked, noting all of the trophies and plates that were amongst the viney wall.
Petey bellowed with laughter as he opened his leafs and explained, "Oh ho ho! Waluigi, my dear chum, I've not just won trophies! Why, I've won the hearts of millions, and their affection has touched my hearts in a million ways." He then slapped his leaves together. "That reminds me. Care for some breakfast, Waluigi?"
Waluigi shrugged. "Sure, whatever flows your boat," He insisted as he followed Petey into the kitchen, which was right next to the living room in the eastern portion of the house, which seemed a LOT larger in the inside than on the outside.
Waluigi and Petey Piranha both enjoyed an enjoyable breakfast, with Waluigi having his usual eggplants and bacon whilst Petey had spinach and lettuce. After all, he was a veggie freak.
"So it was a pretty good walk you had, huh?" Petey stated as he cleaned off his plate and placed it away in the dishwasher.
Waluigi nodded. "Yep. Sure was. The rain was heavenly, the ambience was great, and most of all, I retained my beautiful, skinny self." He headed to the sink to wash away the remains with water when he paused, turning his head to Petey slowly as his eyes narrowed down. "Petey. Could you come over here for a moment?"
Petey shrugged, and he got out of his chair, looming over Waluigi. "Yeah, Wally, what is it?" He asked.
Waluigi simply pointed at the sink, with Petey looking down. In the sink, was a plate.
Of steak.
That was more than two days old.
"How long has that been in there?" Waluigi asked, noticing how old the steak was from a glance.
Petey rubbed the back of his head nervously. "Uhh... three days?" He chuckled nervously.
"Steak. In the sink. Three days old." Waluigi muttered as he sighed, shaking his head as he placed down his plate and grabbed the plate containing the three-day-old steak, placing the dish in the dishwasher as he held the steak to Petey's face. "Petey, are you kidding me? Come on, man, you don't just leave steak more than two days old in the sink. ESPECIALLY if it's three days old."
Petey chuckled nervously as he grabbed the steak and threw it away in the garbage. "Heh heh heh... I wonder how that ended up there..." He replied, sweating nervously.
"I guess the steak took the right turn at Albuquerque," Answered Bowser, who somehow popped out of nowhere as he turned to both Waluigi and Petey, finishing up as he waved with his right hand, "Th-th-th-that's all, folks!"
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: This chapter marks the debut of Waluigi's fellow robotic assistant, Walbot, who seems to be treated as a younger brother for Waluigi. And yes, the last lane for this episode/chapter was just perfect. Especially considering the case. XD
