Omg its chapter 4! I think you all know that I DO NOT own Gorillaz... anyway... yeah...
2-D scooped Noodle in his arms as they entered the large white hospital building, it was fuming with the smell of medicine, blood, and fresh laundry. Noodle grasped on to 2-D's shirt, gagging slightly as the gang walked up to the front desk. Russel tapped on the small bell and the nurse gave him a terrifying look, she then looked at the Satanist who grinned at her, then the blue haired man holding a pregnant Japanese woman, she shook her head and smiled.
"Uh... Yeah..." Russel began, "we need tests for her, to see who the father is."
The nurse nodded and motioned them to the waiting room, the gang then sat down on hard chairs, but Noodle remained standing up, 2-D looked at her and smiled.
"Noodle, why don't you sit down?" Noodle just looked at 2-D and shook her head.
"Why not luv?"
"Because," Noodle complained, "the chairs are too hard..."
2-D smiled and patted his lap, Noodle took the hint and sat down on 2-D's lap. They sat there for several hours until she was called into a room, then the doctor came out of the room and motioned to 2-D, Murdoc, and Russel, he took out a tube with a needle sticking out of it, he grabbed 2-D's arm but...
"NO! NO! NO! NNNNOOOO!" 2-D screamed grabbing his arm away from the doctor and running around in circles. The doctor just shook his head and took blood samples from Murdoc, then Russel. The doctor then frantically chased 2-D around the room until Russel helped out by grabbing a hold of 2-D
"Don't worry double D, it'll all be over in a few seconds."
Finally the doctor had a blood sample from 2-D who was now bawling his eyes out.
"My god! It hurts! Its, its bleeding!" 2-D suddenly dropped on the floor and started to roll; the doctor sighed and grabbed 2-D's hand placing a plaster on his finger. 2-D stopped crying and looked at the blue plaster in awe as he looked at every angle of his finger; the doctor just looked at him and shook his head entering the room where Noodle sat. After 20 minutes of waiting (and for 2-D looking at the blue plaster on his finger) the doctor came out and pointed his finger at 2-D.
"You are the father!"
"ME? Oh bloody hell!" Murdoc exclaimed in fear as the doctor rolled his eyes.
"Not you! The blue haired man!"
2-D looked up and looked around then back to his blue plaster.
"You fuckin' twit! Did you not 'ear 'im?" Murdoc exclaimed, slapping 2-D hard on the back causing the dullard to cough.
"Wot 'appened?" he asked looking at Russel and then Murdoc then back again.
"You're a father double D. Again."
"Oh my god!" 2-D exclaimed looking at the plaster on his finger, "I 'ave a plaster on meh finger!" Russel slapped his forehead as Murdoc pushed 2-D into the room where Noodle was. However, being the dullard 2-D is, he still looked at his blue plaster.
"Did you not hear, 2-D? You're the father!"
"Of the plaster? I mean I know it's blue but isn't kind of er…weird to 'ave sex with a plaster?" Noodle just slapped her forehead. The doctor immediately came in.
"Well come back in a month and well give more tests out to see if the baby will be fine."
"Okay, arigato, doctor!" Noodle exclaimed as she pulled 2-D out of the room, and with that the gang left the hospital and arrived at the manor (their new home), Noodle pondered why 2-D was staring at a blue plaster on his finger, she sighed and looked at 2-D.
"2-D? Why are you staring at your finger?"
"Coz, it used to be bleeding and now a blue plaster is around it!"
Noodle sighed and ripped the plaster off his finger; 2-D yelped in pain and turned to face Noodle.
"Why'd you do that Noodle?"
"It had to be done."
"But that hurt." He complained, slightly crying and rolling on the floor, Noodle just sighed and slapped her forehead.
Dum DUM DUUUUM! R&R please =D I'll give you biscuits! YAY BICKIES! Or Cake…YAY FOR THAT TOO!
