Sorry it took so long to update this SOB! I had to send my computer to the shop! Thank you guys for reviewing! I plan to correct my grammer mistakes probably tommorow; said every protagonist ever.
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Capture the flag. An interesting game to say the least. Naruto didn't quite know the rules. But he did know it involve violence, something Naruto was incredibly gifted at. He couldn't think of anybody better then him at it.
Apparently he was on the team that was lotted to win. That should have made things easier. But something happened which would screw both teams over terribly.
It's name was Kaguya
She; which Naruto was now one hundred percent sure of; was mentally stunted it seemed. His limited experience with children might not amount to much but when he was six, he was pulling pranks. A proud moment in his life which he didn't regret in the slightest. Princess Kaguya however, still required aid in eating.
She saw a cartoon just recently on one of the Campers Ipod Classics and she was completely enthralled by the violence. She seemed to be growing up to be rather sadistic. So when she got happy from seeing some Tom fellow be completely curb stomped by another smaller fellow that went by the name of Jerry, Naruto became the ultimate enabler.
"So that's the plan any questions?"
Naruto raised his hand like a small child, waiting for the teacher to call upon him. He sat with his legs crossed and one hand in his lap, the other reaching out high into the air in hopes of getting Annabeth's attention.
"Anybody at all?" Annabeth asked, blatantly ignoring Naruto's hand.
"Psst! Oooooh! Over hear!" Naruto shouted raising his hand even higher into the sky in hopes of getting Annabeth to notice.
"I think Naruto has a question!" Luke made notice of Naruto.
What a true friend. Wow did Naruto like this guy. He sort of reminded him of Sasuke, but nicer. He wondered why...
Annabeth took a deep breath in, then released it. She hoped this plan wouldn't be ruined by her idiot brother.
"What is it?"
"Over here! Ohhhhh!" Was he mocking her?
"Yes Naruto!?" She asked again much louder.
He seemed to have lost interest at this point, only keeping his hand up because he didn't know where else to put it. He had his eyes following a little ant on the floor. How an ant had distracted him so thoroughly was any ones guess.
"NARUTO ASK YOUR STUPID QUESTION!" Annabeth lost her temper at that point.
Everyone stared at her in shock.
She blushed.
"OH! Ummmm... I have a question." Naruto said simply.
Any more of this and Annabeth was sure she would kill the blond idiot.
"Yes Naruto, what is it?" Malcolm asked politely.
It seemed Annabeth was in no condition to even communicate with Naruto at this point.
"Do gods poop?"
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The first thought that went through Gaara's mind was why he was almost naked. He was wrapped in a blanket and was in nothing buy a pair of cotton underwear. How interesting.
Second thought, he felt a lot stronger then he had in a while. Ever sense Shukaku left, his chakra had been...
'Shukaku?' Gaara thought.
'The one and only squirt!'
'I see... I must ponder this revelation further. But first I must observe my current circumstances.' Gaara thought simply.
'Good old Gaara! Still being a Nerd like usual! Now I remember back in my day-' Gaara then silenced his mind for the moment.
How quaint.
Gaara removed himself from the safety of his blankets and removed his underwear. It was not his so he wouldn't trust it.
He began to wonder around what he assumed was a small island. It marveled him.
Especially the sandy beaches. They where simply spectacular. He was glad he was able to feel the fresh breeze of the island swishing through his hair. He was in heaven.
Unless this was the Eternal Tsukuyomi. If it was however, there was absolutely nothing he could do about it but enjoy it until Naruto fixed everything. But then...
Why was Shukaku here.
'Love you too asshole... Just to think I brought you back from the dead only to get treated like skum! I didn't sign up for this!' Shukaku shouted angrily.
'I apologize.'
'Say it like you mean it!'
'You apologize.'
'YOU JUST TURNT IT AROUND!'
'Like a ferris wheel in the summers breeze...'
'STOP BEING STUPID!'
The conversation was stopped however when the two of them felt a presence behind them. Gaara remained calm however.
"I see your up and about." Came a voice from behind him.
If Gaara was shocked, he didn't show it.
He simply turned around without a care in the world and stared icily at the woman behind him.
She had Cinnamon colored hair and Dark Almond eyes. Her facial features where soft, and her beauty was further enhanced by the slight blush that adorned her cheeks.
"Who are you." Gaara asked.
Except it didn't really sound like he was asking. One could almost compare it to an order.
She flinched at his cold tone.
"I-I saved you when you washed up on my beach." She explained.
"I'm Calypso." She looked at him, hoping for him to respond.
All she got was a nod, and he turned back around and began to walk off.
"Wait!" Gaara stopped and turned again.
He didn't seem even slightly embarrassed at the fact that his man hood was out in the open for anyone to see.
He just stared at her, his eyes digging into her soul. This unnerved her and seemed to slice her confidence in half.
"What is it..." He asked/ordered.
"Whats your name?" Calypso asked.
"Gaara." He said simply.
The conversation seemed all but lost.
"Who is in charge of this island might I ask?" Gaara asked.
She was slightly shocked at his; now; involvement in the conversation.
"That would be me." She told him.
He nodded his head in understanding.
"I see." He said simply.
He turned around and looked out at the ocean.
"Do you wish to leave?" She asked.
Her heart didn't ache like it did when other hero's had washed up on the island. She tended to get to know them. This Gaara fellow seemed to be quite the cold person. She was almost glad he was leaving.
"No..." He said simply.
He turned to her.
"I shall be taking this island for myself. I apologize if this inconveniences you."
'That's my boy!'
"EH!?"
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Curb-stomp. The only word that could properly describe what had just happened during this round of capture the flag. Unfortunately for Annabeth, her team had lost. And it was all thanks to Naruto.
Everything was going swimmingly. Naruto was obviously their best fighter, if him beating Clarisse like a god would defeat an ant was any indication.
Clarisse most definitely wouldn't be going in for seconds against someone like him, so Annabeth couldn't use him as a distraction. So he took her with him.
Percy would make for a great distraction.
How could they lose.
It was all due to Naruto's idiocy.
Naruto was a naturally curious fellow. Almost like a dog. When he saw something new, say for example, some kind of potion bottle he'd never seen before and had no idea what the effects could be. Naturally he would have to sample it. It wouldn't make sense not to!
I girl from Aphrodite's cabin had dropped it while hiding. But when she hid behind a tree, her heart had sunk. If anyone found out she had tat potion. It was very possible she would be in trouble.
"Hey you guys! Look I found a potion!" Naruto said excitedly.
"Leave it Naruto." Annabeth ordered.
She was getting more and more annoyed as time went on.
Everyone heard a gulp, including the Aphrodite girl hiding behind the tree, to afraid to act.
"It tastes like Ramen!" That is where everything went down hill.
"Naruto! Defeat A team!" Came a shout behind the tree.
Everyone drew their swords, ready for an ambush, only for one not to come.
They turned to Naruto, who at this point was hunched over.
Annabeth pointed her sword at Naruto.
"Naruto, can you hear me?" She asked.
Those where the only words that came out of her mouth because right after, she had been punched in the face and lost consciousness.
It took all of ten minutes for A team to lose and for Naruto to grab his own flag and bring it to the other side.
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Calypso had been captured by the very sand that had just previously laid on her beaches. Her island had betrayed her I favor of a human boy.
Well... Human didn't seem to be the best description word when describing the red head.
She'd never seen hair so crimson before. It was as if he had drenched his hair in blood. He was obviously incredibly powerful. If the sand thing was any indication.
And he didn't act very human. She thought.
She couldn't quite peg how the boy acted. At one moment he was capturing her in sand and now; while still captured; he was apologizing profusely. But it didn't sound like an apology at all.
"Forgive me." He said bowing once again.
She struggled against the sand holding her in place.
"Release me human!" She screamed.
"As you wish." He released her immediately.
"Do with me as you wish." It should have sounded sincere, but it came off as more of an order.
"How dare-"
She was wrapped up in sand once again.
"This island belongs to me..." He said staring at her coldly.
She was shocked yet again. Was he bipolar?!
His eyes widened a fraction of an inch, and then he lowered his head in shame once again.
"I apologize once again. I'm not normally like this."
'HAHAHAHA! I'm back bitches! You haven't been with me for so long, you've almost completely forgotten how to keep me in check.' Shukaku stated simply.
Gaara released her once again and now she was more careful with how she worded things.
"Why are you doing this?" She asked, taking a step back.
'It seems I will need to retrain.' Gaara thought to the beast residing inside of him.
'I missed you too old buddy!'
"I apologize, I hold no ill will toward you or this island. Would you believe me if I where to tell you that I have a One tailed demon completely made out of sand that sometimes influences my choices and decisions?" He asked.
"EEHHH?!"
"Too forward Gaara... I must try and be more subtle." He spoke to himself.
She didn't know what to say.
Gaara thought about a way to defuse the silence, the only way he knew how.
Gaara held his hand out toward the woman and closed his hand.
"Here. Have a piece of candy." He said icily.
Sand grabbed her arm, shocking her as he dropped the hard candy into her now open hand.
Now she was really confused. But one thing was for sure. For however long he planned to stay on the island, things wouldn't be boring.
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Naruto sat in his bed, shame marring his face as he watched Kaguya play with Miso. Rather roughly if anyone where to ask.
"Hey brat! I've got good news." Kurama had appeared
"I've betrayed them..." Naruto said simply.
"The capture the flag game! What a riot! HAHAHA! That's my boy!" Kurama said happily.
"I must get my revenge!" Naruto shouted, jumping on his bed.
The only person in the room currently was Annabeth and she had enough of his antics.
"Sit down you bafoon!" She shouted angrily.
"Don't worry Annabeth! I shall fix this! I put it on my nindo!"
"You've already done enough!" She shouted.
"You'll see!" Naruto ignored her.
He was really good at that it seemed.
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"WHERE IS EVERYTHING!?"
Aphrodite's cabin seemed to be no more. Everything that was once beautiful about their cabin was painted green and brown. All the designer clothes had been replaced by what they assumed was Green jumpsuits.
Their beds had disappeared and where replaced with shoe boxes with blankets on top.
"Who did this!?" The head councilor for that cabin shouted.
A large crowed had formed to see what had happened.
Annabeth looked at Naruto and plastered on his face was a grin that could only be described as shit eating.
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That's a wrap! I'm going to update my other stories soon! Maybe...
