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…likes and dislikes – the boringness of…
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JIMMY: Hey, I'm Jimmy Olsen. You might have noticed my by-line in the Daily Planet…
LOIS (V/O) (mumbles): Better…
JIMMY (to Lois): Can you let me do this, please?
LOIS (V/O): Sorry… Keep going.
JIMMY: I like long walks on the beach. At sunset. Sipping pinha colhadas in the…
LOIS (V/O): Cut!
JIMMY: What now?
LOIS (V/O): Long walks on the beach? Are you kidding?
JIMMY: Everyone likes long walks on the beach!
LOIS (V/O): This is Kansas! There is no beach!
JIMMY: Oh. Right.
LOIS (V/O): Go again. Take five. Action!
JIMMY: Er… where do I start?
LOIS (V/O): Just pick it up wherever. We'll edit it later.
JIMMY: Right.
(beat)
JIMMY: Now?
LOIS (V/O): Yes, now!
JIMMY: Like... right now?
LOIS (V/O): Yes!
JIMMY: I don't know what to say.
LOIS (V/O): Oh, for the love of… Cut!
(beat)
LOIS (V/O): Okay, let's do it this way. I'll ask you questions, and you just keep your eyes on camera and answer them, okay?
JIMMY: But… won't they hear your voice? Correct me if I'm wrong, but the kind of guy who puts a tape on a website like this doesn't get a girl to…
LOIS (V/O): We'll cut out my voice!
JIMMY: You can do that?
LOIS (V/O): Jimmy!
JIMMY: Cool. Okay. We'll do that.
LOIS (V/O): Alright, are you ready?
JIMMY: Shoot!
(giggles)
JIMMY: Shoot! Get it? You got a camera, and you…
LOIS (V/O): Stop it!
JIMMY: Sorry.
LOIS (V/O): Alright, how would you describe your perfect date?
PAUSE.
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