Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The Fall of the Kliq
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Kevin and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: Joanie and Hunter have a baby boy. DX reunite, take down the Kliq and create new enemies along the way.
Chapter Four – Life's a Beach, Happy New Year Part 2
The Sandbox, Greenwich, Connecticut
The ARK Angels of DX along with Jeff Hardy had restored the Sandbox to its original state; they had thrown away all the golden statues of snakes and dragons and repainted the red walls and torn out the checkerboard Masonic floor tiles. Now the floor was laid with plush beige carpet and the family portraits were back on the walls. The chandelier that fell on top of the Damsels of Destruction had been replaced and the seven light bulbs lit up which was previously a dark and morose house. Jeff's pets Spy and Bebe were hovering in the Palatial Garden outside and when Shawn, Amy, Rebecca Michelle and the ARK Angels of DX stepped into the house they smiled knowing things were as they should be and that they could call the Sandbox home once again. They weren't the only ones happy to be at the Sandbox, Aurora, Linda, Jeff and the Hardy kids felt like they were home too. Anywhere was better than the McMahon home in Fort. Lauderdale, or the Hardy home in North Carolina. There was something comforting about the Sandbox; it was the love within the DX family that made the difference to the massive estate in Greenwich, Connecticut formerly owned by the McMahon family.
"Everyone make yourselves at home," Shawn said and he turned to Jeff and Linda. "You guys can stay here for as long as you want,"
Jeff smiled gratefully, "Thanks Shawn," he said before turning to his children. "You guys wanna go outside and play with Spy and Bebe?"
The Hardy kids followed Jeff outside enthusiastically while Linda opened the door as the doorbell rang. It was The Rock and he brought company.
"Britney, Jessica. How lovely to see you again," Linda McMahon said to Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson and she embraced the two singers while The Rock made a beeline for Shawn.
"I have some disturbing news," he told Shawn and HBK sighed.
"What is it?" he asked while ATM and the ARK Angels listened intently.
"The Brothers of Destruction are definitely joining the TNA roster," Rocky said and Shawn sighed.
"I was hoping they'd change their minds," he said and Cheyenne shook her head annoyed at this news.
"I told them that you had nothing to do with Vince's death but they didn't want to hear it. They said they couldn't trust you with their careers any longer and they'll be making their TNA debut in January," Rocky said. "I'm sorry Shawn,"
"Hunter is going to be pissed, losing the Deadman to TNA is as bad as losing Randy to Best in the World, we have got to get him to come back and Kane too," Shawn said and Rocky shook his head.
"Stephanie's gonna fight you every step of the way; she's already turned the entire TNA roster against you over what happened between you and Mickie James and John Cena. There's no way you're going to get any sympathy from inside the company. The Knockouts, the agents, even Dixie and Jarrett are all siding with Stephanie and they want you and Hunter to step down as co-owners of the company immediately," Rocky said and Shawn laughed.
"Well that's not going to happen Rocky, TNA belongs to us, Vince said so in his will and what Vince wants he always gets," Shawn said and Rocky looked around.
"Where's Hunter?" he said noticing that the other side of DX was missing.
"He's still in New York with Joanie, he should be coming home soon," Amy replied and she answered her cell-phone. "Hello?" she said and she looked at Shawn stunned at he frowned at her.
"Who is it?" he asked her.
"It's the Papal Office. They've got a message from the Pope, he wants us to come to New York and see him before he heads back to Rome," Amy said and Shawn rolled his eyes.
"Tell his holiness I said SUCK IT," Shawn replied and Amy laughed while Linda blushed.
"Um could you please tell the Pope that we can't make it?" Amy replied.
"Amy that's not what I told you to say," Shawn said and he reached his hand out, "Hand me the phone," he said firmly which Amy did while laughing. "Hey this is Shawn, stop calling me you're a dirty old man in a big white hat and if you call my wife's cell phone one more time I'm going to kick you threw the roof of the Sistine Chapel," Shawn said and he hung up on a very angry dignitary. "The Pope is so annoying, he thinks because he got to do Vince's funeral that makes us buddies, if you ask me he just wants to sleep with you Amy, the guy's a pervert,"
"He does give me the creeps but he is the Pope you can't ignore him forever," Amy said.
"I can and I will, now back to more important things, what are we going to do for New Year's? I was hoping Hunter and me could arrange another DX Back in Business party," Shawn said.
"Yay party!" Britney and Jessica said and the LC rolled her eyes at the two California blonds.
"Remind me again what they're doing here Cameo?" LC said to her fiancé.
"Comedy relief," Cameron replied and the Rock laughed at Shawn's son's comment.
"Hey you girls are being disrespected over here," Rocky said to Jessica and Britney.
"That's supposed to upset us? We've been disrespected by far less attractive men, you're a hot guy Cameron, LC you be good to him they don't make them like that anymore. Anyway we've been disrespected our entire careers we just wanna party," Britney Spears replied as LC blushed at her comments about Cameron.
"Why are you blushing?" Cameron asked her.
"I'm not blushing my cheek's just a little red that's all," LC replied blushing even harder and Cameron shrugged while Trish and Melina observed Cameron and LC closely.
"Every day those two get closer and closer to the rollercoaster," Melina said and Trish nodded.
"We just have to make sure they don't get on it yet," Trish added and she subtly stood in-between Cameron and LC and pushed them apart.
"Trish what's up why are you standing there?" Cheyenne said. "I thought ATM always stood together."
"Can't a girl mingle with the angelic trio if she wants to?" Melina said on Trish's behalf.
"I'm just standing in the gap Chey, you'll thank me in the not too distant future," Trish replied and Cheyenne raised a People's Eyebrow wondering what The Truth meant by that.
"Yeah, ain't no party like a DX party," Jessica Simpson said getting back on topic and Shawn smiled at the two women in the hot pink heels and white and gold outfits.
"Why are you guys dressed like candy wrappers?" he asked them.
"Its to publicize our new organization with Linda McMahon," Britney explained and she tapped Linda, "Haven't you told them about it?"
"I haven't really had the time I've been mourning the death of my husband," Linda said and Britney face fell.
"I'm such a moron of course you haven't had time," she said regretfully and Linda smiled at her.
"The organization is called Hope in High Heels and its to support women in the workplace. Whatever the issues the affect women we provide advice and assistance to help out across right across the South West and South Eastern States," Jessica Simpson explained.
"Well that explains the heels, what's with the gold and white outfit?" LC asked curiously.
"The gold represents the excellent standard of service we want to provide to our customers and the white represents purity of heart, meaning that our intentions are good and we don't intend to make a penny for ourselves. Hope in High Heels is a nonprofit organization," Britney said and everyone nodded impressed.
"You know my sister Carla would love to work with you but she's working with a beauty company called MyHair. Could you run it past her when she gets here? She should be on her way over from L.A soon," LC said and Britney and Jessica frowned at LC.
"Isn't your sister best friends with the Damsels of Destruction?" Jessica asked LC coldly.
"No she's not, she's not insane," LC replied.
"They do know each other though," Cheyenne added. "They offered Carla a fortune to help them write our biography but she turned them down in defense of our family's privacy,"
"Good, because we don't want to be associated with anyone that would work with those three creeps. They have spent most of their New York days trashing us in the press and because of them we couldn't get any representation for our organization on the East Coast," Jessica said bitterly.
"Those bitches sabotaged us," Britney said and the ARK Angels of DX nodded in sympathy.
"Hey we've been there man, welcome to the "I got screwed by the Damsels of Destruction" club," Cameron said noticing the hatred that Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears had for the three girls from Greenwich.
"Speaking of your old friends is Charlene McKenzie back with her father now?" Linda McMahon asked the ARK Angels of DX.
"Yes and Cassidy's back with her brother Brandon in San Antonio," Cameron replied.
"I bet you're glad those two are finally out of your hair now Shawn," Linda said and Shawn shrugged.
"I don't really remember them being a problem, I know what you guys said happened but I don't really remember any of it," Shawn said and Amy patted him on the shoulder.
"Good let's keep it that way, the less said about Charlene and Cassidy the better," she said and she kissed Shawn warmly on the lips. "Come on let's make dinner so they'll be food ready when Joanie, Hunter, Hayworth and Carla get here,"
"I missed you kitchen," Shawn said saluting his kitchen as Amy walked with him to one of their favorite rooms in the whole house.
"What happened between Shawn and your friends?" Britney asked the ARK Angels of DX as the Anointed Couple prepared dinner.
"Charlene McKenzie tried to seduce my father and then she tried to seduce me, she's a praying mantis in a hot green dress and Cassidy is her partner in crime. We haven't seen them since DX reunited but I have a feeling it won't be long before we see Ms. McKenzie and Ms. Montenegro again," Cameron said and LC reached for her cross bow.
"And when we do, I'll be ready for them," she said and Linda gasped at the antique cross bow in LC's hands.
"I haven't seen a cross bow in years, do you know how to use it?" she asked LC.
"Do I ever, wanna see me shoot it?" LC said and Linda nodded. "Come on I've got a photo of your daughter Stephanie we can use as target practice,"
"Forget practice why don't we just shoot her for real?" Linda said taking everyone by surprise. "What? Can't I be mad at her too? She's trying to do exactly what her father told her not to do, she's dishonoring her father's memory and I want her stopped and if it takes a cross bow to do it, so let it be. Come on LC let's go outside I wanna get some practice shots in before we do the real thing,"
"I'll lead the way," LC said stepping out into the Palatial Garden.
"Linda you are not shooting Stephanie with a cross bow," Rocky said firmly.
"Well think of something because that girl has ruined Christmas for all of us, what should have been a special occasion turned sour because of her spitefulness, not to mention what she's doing to her own family. The girl is a total disgrace, thank God I've got so many good girls around me," Linda said smiling at Melina, Trish, LC, Cheyenne, Rebecca Michelle, Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson.
"Girl hug!" Jessica said excitedly and all the women hugged it out while Rocky went to go and see how Jeff, Aurora, Beth and the A Twins were doing outside. They were in the Palatial Garden playing with blades of grass with sad expressions on their faces; this had truly been a terrible Christmas for everyone including them.
"You guys okay?" Rocky asked them and they sighed with heavy hearts. Aurora spoke first.
"We just don't understand why mom has to be so mean to everyone, is it just because she misses Grandpa?" Angela Jericho asked as Rocky joined the Hardy family on the grass.
"Yes and I'm sure DX has a lot to do with it too. Your mom has always been close to her father and for the first time she can't run to him to complain and he's not there to spoil her anymore," Rocky said.
"But I spoil her, I spoil her rotten. I give her whatever she wants I dote on her like any loving husband would and this is how she reacts," Jeff said angrily.
"Well that's the problem Jeff, you're allowing her to get away with bad behavior, you have got to take a hard line with Stephanie just like Vince did. If you give into her she'll start to lose respect for you and before you know it you'll end up with two black eyes," Rocky said. "Hey where is it?" he said noticing that the dark ring from where Stephanie had punched Jeff was gone.
"It healed over, I don't keep facial injuries long because of my Gift from God," Jeff said. "But my face still hurts,"
"So how are you going to stand up to her?" Rocky asked Jeff.
"I'm going to…" Jeff started and then he leaned over and whispered his answer in Rocky's ear. "That's what I'm going to do,"
"That's cruel but it'll work," Rocky said. "I tried it with my ex-wife and it kept us going for awhile longer,"
"So what are you saying that my solution won't make any real difference and that me and Steph are gonna end up like you and Dany?" Jeff said.
"Normally I would say that but Trish told me that you two are going to be together for the rest of your lives and The Truth can't lie," Rocky replied and the Hardy kids blew a sigh of relief, they really needed to hear that. Aurora didn't care either way, she just wanted to fly away and forget this Christmas all together. She loved Jeff and she loved her mother but right now it was impossible for her to be around them without wanting to cry, it was the same when Hunter and Stephanie broke up and her emotions turned Orlando into a hurricane. If things didn't straighten out between her mother and DX there was no telling what her supernatural weather powers would do to Florida this time around. What she did know was that this time the devastation would be ten times worse.
"Aurora you okay?" Beth asked her sister.
"No Beth I'm not," Aurora replied. "I wanna see my dad and my new baby brother,"
"They should be getting in from New York soon," Rocky assured Aurora and he lifted his head seeing Hunter and Joanie at the gate but Hayworth Horace wasn't with them. "There's your dad Aurora, but I don't see the baby,"
Aurora got up and flew over to Hunter and Joanie and Rocky followed behind with the Hardy family.
"Hey dad where's little Hayworth Horace?" Aurora asked her father from the air and as she touched down she noticed angrily tears in his eyes and Joanie's eyes too. "What happened?" Aurora asked fearfully.
"The Pope stole our baby!" Joanie cried out and Hunter let out a roar so loud it was like an earthquake and everyone came around the Palatial Garden to see what was going on.
"Hunter, Joanie where's the baby?" Linda asked.
"The Pope took him to Rome. We woke up and Hayworth was gone, so we asked the nurse if she had taken him and the nurse said that the hospital gave Hayworth to the Pope for a blessing ceremony in Rome," Joanie explained.
"He did it to get back at Shawn for hanging up on him and saying he couldn't visit the baby. The bastard didn't even ask he just took Hayworth Horace from our arms as we slept!" Hunter screamed furiously and Shawn got Indignant.
"The Pope's a dead man!" he said pulling out his cell-phone and dialing the Pontiff's personal number. "Yo Papa, you have some nerve taking my best friend's child without asking him. Who told you that Hayworth Horace needed a blessing from the Pope?" Shawn demanded as the Pope answered his cell.
"You stupid little man, I'm the Pope I know what God wants and He told me that He wants this child to be blessed in a live ceremony in front of the entire world from the Vatican. If you quit complaining and book the next flight to Rome you can join in the ceremony. We'll be commencing the blessing in the morning, get here on time as we will not allow you to interrupt the ceremony if you are late," The Pope said.
"You dirty rotten…he hung up on me!" Shawn said and everyone looked at him in disbelief. "He said there's going to be a live ceremonial blessing of Hayworth Horace in the morning and if we don't get there in time we can't attend the ceremony!"
"He's going to bless my son? But we're not even Roman Catholic, who does this sanctimonious son of a bitch think he is?!" Joanie said angrily.
"He's the Pope Joanie," Trish said matter of factly. "Now let's get to Rome so you guys can interrupt the ceremony and get Hayworth away from that maniac in a big white hat,"
"Trish why didn't you tell us this was going to happen, surely you knew about this?" Amy asked her best friend.
"I was a little distracted, sorry," Trish said and everyone looked at her unimpressed while Trish played with her hair. "I've got a lot on my mind guys,"
"Well get it together Trish we need you to be on your game," Shawn said.
"I'll do my best," Trish said and Melina noticed her glance at The Rock but Amy didn't catch it, Jessica and Britney did though and they mentally penciled in a one-to-one session with The Truth to discuss her feelings for the Brahma Bull which were obviously affecting her ability to hear from God when her friends needed her to.
