Thursday, October 7, 2008, 10:00 P.M.

Dear Diary,

Today I gave Paul the embarrassment of his life! Misty, May and I replaced his drink with rotten milk during lunch. He spit it out and he was right in front of his new girlfriend! She screamed at him and punched him in the mouth and told him they were breaking up! Hahahahahahahahaaa!! I could have died of laughter. Here's a recap of the situation:

May brought some rotten milk to school for Paul. We had to distract Paul and his girlfriend to replace the milk, so Misty went over to Paul and told him the Math teacher needed to talk to him. She was disguised with a brown wig and hazel eye contacts so she wouldn't get in trouble when the Math teacher found out who told Paul to come to him. Then she started talking to Paul's girlfriend, who turns out to be one of the dumb, clueless girls. I snuck under the table and replaced Paul's water bottle with rotten milk! When that was done, I crawled to my seat at the lunch table I shared with Kenny, Ash, Misty and May. Misty ended the conversation with Paul's girlfriend whose name is Mindy. Then she went to the girl's bathroom to change out of her disguise and came back just in time to see the action. Paul came back to his lunch table and took a sip of the rotten milk! He spit it back out and it hit Mindy!

"I hate you Paul!! Look what you did to my new shirt!" she poured her drink (which was orange juice) down his shirt and swiftly walk out of the room until she reached the doorway and her heel broke! Paul came running after her but she said she hated him and they were breaking up. Paul stood there sadly and I felt pity for him. Oh well. That's what you get when you cheat on me.

End of recap.

I thought I already had enough revenge, so I decided to cancel putting embarrassing pictures of him on May's Myspace profile. Kenny new the whole time that it was me who did it. We shared some great laughs about Paul and walked to my house since we were going to study together. We finished our Math homework and spent the rest of our time playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl on my Wii. I was Zelda and he was Fox. I beat him twenty times and he only beat me twice! We had a good time though. Then Kenny went to his house after I said goodbye.

Today was such a great day!

A/N: I'm sorry this chapter was short, but I'm still thinking about some ideas for the story. Thanks for the reviews! I'm glad you like this story.