A/N: I have nothing else to do, so, yeah, I'm gonna be updating as many chapters as I can. There will be many, so this fic won't end so soon.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Naruto plot. If I did, then what plot would exist? Crack all the way, I say! XD


Mothers know everything, so mothers know best…or not?

If there was one thing Itachi loved more than anything else was silence. Complete and utter silence. Maybe throw in some solitude in there, too.

But today, it seemed, he was getting none of that.

After training, all of the men from his squadron, and a couple of Jonin, came up to him and asked idiotic questions like:

"So, Itachi, who's the chick you're going out with to the Tanabata festival?"

"Is she cute?"

"Hey, Itachi, you want some pointers?"

"Can you hook me up with one of her friends?"

To which Itachi all answered with his trademark glare, this time, with the Sharingan activated. They quickly retreated at the sight of the rotating pin-wheel shaped stigmas against the blood hued irises.

Glad at the effects of the Sharingan, Itachi disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Tetsuo, Tetsuko's twin brother, wiped the sweat of his brow as his heartbeat slowed down.

"I'm starting to think that a chick must be crazy to accept dates from a guy like Itachi."

"Aren't all girls like that?" asked Shisui. He was still a little sore from sparring with Tetsuko.

Tetsuo smirked. "Just look at my sister, Tetsuko."

Shisui smirked back. "I see what you mean."

The Konoha Hospital staff were befuddled as to why a smirking Tetsuko was carrying in both a bruised and beat up Tetsuo and Shisui.


After Ayame finished doing her laundry, she decided to go to the Ramen bar and check up on a few things. Plus, she figured that Naruto would probably be there, wondering why Ichiraku was closed. She giggled at the thought of looking at his adorable little pout.

"Ayame-chan!"

Ayame turned to see who was calling out her name.

"Uchiha-san?"

Mikoto smiled. "Call me Mikoto-chan! Hey, Ayame, would you like to come by my house for some tea?"

"Sorry, umm, Mikoto-chan, but I have to go and check up on the stand."

Mikoto pressed on. "Nonsense, Ayame-chan! Your father is already at the stand." Then she muttered darkly, "I made sure of that."

"Ara?"

Mikoto put on a happy façade. "Nothing! Let's go!"

And with that, she dragged the poor girl to the Uchiha compound.


A puff of smoke, and Uchiha Itachi was inside his apartment. Clean, organized, and without a hair out of place. Except, he observed, for that note on his small dining table. He picked it up and saw that it had the Uchiha symbol on it. He quickly scanned through the note.

Itachi-kun,

I have kidnapped your little girlfriend! Come to my house now, or Ayame-chan will pay!

Your loving mother,

Uchiha Mikoto.

P.S: I left you some ramen and some dango in the fridge in case you get hungry.

The door gave a big slam before the note even fell to the floor.


"Is something wrong, Mikoto-san?"

Mikoto stopped from pacing back and forth as Ayame served some green tea.

Quick, Mikoto, think of an excuse!

"Uhhh, I'm just….uhh…waiting for my husband, Fugaku!" Saved!

Ayame smiled. "I would be very pleased if I could meet him, Mikoto-san."

"Mikoto-chan, dear. Oh, you'll be meeting all of the Uchiha's in time." Ignoring Ayame's confused expression, Mikoto heard quick footsteps outside the shoji door. Yes! He's here!

"Ayame-chan," she said. A little too loudly. "Could you-"

The shoji door slid open to reveal Itachi-ANBU uniform still on-with the scariest glare Mikoto had ever received. A glare that promised so many unmentionable horrors.

"Mother." He said icily. "What is the meaning of this?"

Nervously, Ayame spoke while slightly twiddling the ends of her apron. "K-Konbanwa, Itachi-san. Umm, Mikoto-san invited me over for some….tea?"

Itachi merely arched an eyebrow at her direction. But, Mikoto noticed, his glare softened at her.

To save face, Mikoto added, "Itachi-kun! What an unexpected visit! I'm so glad you came! I was just about to show Ayame-chan your baby pictures!"

The glare he sent at her was now beyond freezing point.

"Mikoto-san, I thought we were waiting for Fugaku-san?" D'oh!

"Mother, Father is still working at the Uchiha Police Headquarters. He won't be back until later at night." Mou! I'm out of excuses!

Desperately, Mikoto looked around the room. "Umm, uhh….oh, look at the time! My soap-operas are on! Sayuri is just about to catch Sanzo cheating on her with Momo! Behave while I'm gone! Bye-bye!" And she disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Which left Itachi and Ayame all alone.


A/N: I just got another review from Melodramatic Writer! Thank you so very much!! So, I'm gonna dedicate this chapter to ya! Enjoy it!