Disclaimer: Random Prisoner 1: So, what are you in for?
Amaxing: Well, I said I owned One Piece, and well… I found out I didn't.
1: Ouch.
A: Yeah.
1: Idiot.
Sanji: Well, for our next requested song, we steer away from the 'pop' and 'punk' genres.
Brook: Even if some of you would say they fit elsewhere.
Sanji: Anyway, this next song is…well…yeah, it's a rap song.
Brook: Even if some…
Sanji: Shut up.
Brook: Fine.
Zoro: Anyway, Sanji and I tried it, and, frankly, we couldn't figure out how to sing it at all.
Franky: We thought, and this is probably a stereotype….
Zoro: More like IS a stereotype…
Franky. Whatever, anyway, we thought, being the darker colored of us all, that Usopp would be best for this.
Usopp: And…. they were wrong. I was worse than both of them combined.
Franky: And that's saying something.
Sanji and Zoro: HEY!
Usopp: Anyway, thanks to my genius ingenuity, I was able to find someone from within the crew who was perfect! So, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the one, the ONLY, RAPMASTER MD!!!!
(Chopper walks on stage)
Usopp: (whispered) Seriously, couldn't you think of a better name?
Chopper: Like you'd know.
Usopp: Ah, touché.
Cut Four: Straw Hat Legacy
Parody of: Shoot Down The Stars, by Gym Class Heroes
Requested by: Lexeaus
Chop…. em….'Rapmaster MD'
I remember the day I left the Kingdom in a major way
in one day, just to join a pirate Almost been a year after the fact I've still gotta hustle
Healing wounds for an aspiring pirate
(Just like the others)
Never compromise our dreams or take a step back
Been like that since the first chapter
Turn discouragement to impetus
So when you diss it's just food for the flowers to grow
Captain's 16 plus outta East Blue, not smart
Not too young to strive
Keeping alive his hope
And the first mate's hate of loss was thought to be extinct, think again man
Got fame for raiding Enies Lobby and taking back the friend we loved
And when she found that none was too big to hold us back
She came back to the crew and 'gripped' us a carpenter
So take a step back
And a breath in
Let it out now
Put your chin up
You can do it tiger
You a man now
And for your dream you've got to do the best you can now
All
We come around
We build ourselves up with our achievement
How headstrong we are
So headstrong we are, and can't help to show it
We'll shake up this town
And take out the jerks that mar enjoyment
So happy we are
So happy we are, you can't not know it
MD
Not what you thought you wanted right?
How many nights you thought you'd work for a dummy?
How many punishments endured for screwing up soup? (Sanji)
How many people proved wrong by living on instead?
(That's you Nami)
But you knew you'd be brave, did you?
Something producin' to the dreams your Pop left you (Ussop)
Stay focused when everything screamed run out
Moving on with conviction, no room to pout
Sometimes you stubborn as shit, that's the D. in you
You learn to be a man (or woman) by just being you
(Just move forward man)
All
Zoro: Yet no one noticed
Usopp: I'll be the first to admit it Chopper, that's not half bad.
Franky: Yeah! I bet the 4Kids opening for One Piece would be way better if you did it Chopper!
Chopper: Shut up you bastards! Complimenting me doesn't make me happy at all! (Smiles, does embarrassed dance.)
Luffy: He looks pretty happy to me…
And my other request is fulfilled. Yup. I don't actually listen to rap all that much, so I kind of had this playing the whole time while writing this. I have to say; it's not all that bad. Anyway. Read, review, request. I'm going to keep writing anyway, you might as well have a say in it, eh?
