OMG IM BACK TIME FOR A REALLY LONG CHAPTER I PROBABLY WILL TAKE ME HOURS TO WRITE SO THE TIME THIS CHAPTER WAS STARTED AT IS 8:00 P.M. Ok yelling over time for standard preface
Rave; *sigh* I wish I had a life *Zetsu walks in*
Zet; what's wrong rave?
Rave I have no life I wake up eat, go to school, come home, be badgered by my mother, do homework, read a fan fiction, and go to sleep.
Zet; you still have weekends
Rave; if only, on Friday I go straight to work after school come home sleep, wake up go to work by 11, run around being bossed around by customers and if the food or drink isn't just right they don't leave me a f#*^*#g tip I am working for my dad and I understand that I'm working for what ever money they leave on the table but its just so damn frustrating!
Zet if it helps we will say a recap and IT for you
Rave thanks *sniffles* Zetsu-koi
Zet: recap; Lord Hokage I know everything. Including that a naruto uzumaki was supposed to be a hero is treated as the demon he holds even though the demons as you call them are the saviors of all worlds they are the people that died protecting friends, family, and complete strangers just so that they have a chance to live a full life"
"What….."
Disclaimer: if raven owned this she would be the main character and have all the hated people be loved and sasuke would be raped by sakura and orochimaru everyday
Gaara; time for the story
"What are you talking about this village holds no jinchirki." Said the now scared hokage
"Ha yeah right one reason I fucking know is because kyuubi isn't the real ruler of demons it's the shikitsune. Compared to the shikitsune the kyuubi is nothing but a babe." Exclaimed shinu
"The shikitsune is nothing but a bedtime story so that little kids don't disobey there parents."
"I know for a fact the shikitsune is real."
"How in the world would you know anyways if it is real it would have killed you it supposedly loves the taste of human flesh"
You burst out laughing. "Aye I do love eating humans especially old coots like you"
"What?"
"I'm saying I am the shikitsune. By the way humans taste nasty I prefer sushi."
The hokage looked at you like you were crazy "anbu take this woman to a padded room with chakra seals"
"Fine I guess I just have to show you." With that you jumped out the window and transformed into your fox form you were as tall as the kage mountain and all of your tails were coiled around you as you sat in front of the window you just jumped out of "court assemble" fifteen loud puffs were heard as the kage came to the window and to the entire villages horror the nine legendary buji were sitting aloof waiting to hear way they were called there. A few of the older ninjas and the hokage recognized the Shinagami that took the fourth hokage's soul. But they wondered at the other five beings that just sat there. "Do you doubt me now old man"
"They come to protect the demon child attack them lord hokage" shouted a random villager
"Ha you think you can defeat me. I'm the great shikitsune the ruler of all, mortal and immortal, every world they all are mine if I decided I could everything in existence so you dare challenge me"
"Mistress please calm down" said kyuubi
"Fine then I guess I must leave now. Court dismissed." They all disappeared including you
~~~~~~~~~~~~~outside konaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Bah who needs a village I'll go to the Akatsuki the need someone like me to save their weak butts." You said. With that you ran into a black wall "stupid wall"
"It's not nice to call people that can kill you weak little girl" said the wall
"Oooooo talking wall"
"I'm not a wall"
"Then what are you"
"I'm kisame"
"Really awesome its fish-face. Hey fish-face take me to the Akatsuki"
"No"
"But don't you have orders to capture me"
"No"
"You're after the kyuubi vessel"
"Yes"
"Well take me instead I'm much more powerful"
"ha yeah right I'm not an idiot there are only nine tailed beasts and their jinchirki are all accounted four"
Who said I was a jinchirki"
"Then wh0o are you"
"I'm the almighty shikitsune"
"Ha that's a myth"
"Again with the ignorance, the shikitsune is real I just had to f^%*!# prove it to the idiots back at konaha, look just take me to your leader. God that was cheesy."
Fine but when leader kills you it's not my fault"
"And when I take over the Akatsuki it's your fault" and with that kisame just gave you a funny look and turned to walk the way he apparently came from. After a couple of hours of walking, you came upon a huge cliff. Kisame walked up to the cliff and did a hand sign. The hand sign caused a big cave mouth to appear.
"Go in then"
"Whatever shaunu" you comment as you walk in.
"Wth! I'm not a freaking orca" he replies indignantly as he fallows you in
"Could have fooled me" you say as you walk through the narrow corridor with that you tune out anything else said. Just then a door opened right in front of you and with you 'amazing' sense of awareness ran into it. "I meant to do that. No one panic."
"Who are you and why are you here, UN?" said the person that opened the door into your face (KB; guess who?)
"Die-baka-ra who would of guessed specially with that annoying lisp and girlish figure"
Guys it's me the author what was originally planned to be written and posted in a couple of hours turned into 4 flipping weeks. Gomen I've been so busy and I type till past midnight writing so I have decided to hire a co-author please apply I NEED HELP!!!!!!! I also started a club at school and it has only been going badly I am considering shutting down A.F.U. (short for anime fans united). I hate my life but I type when I can so don't get mad about spelling or grammar mistakes
JA ne see you next chapter (if I survive)
