Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto...
Author's Note: Fourth chapter. Man that's actually a lot when one thinks about it. I mean, many stories are just one shots, but no, this story has to be four chapters long. ^.^
All well...XD
Tobi GB-Kaya
Wildwhisker-Haiku
Orika00-Rika and Oriana
I own all other OCs except for the original Naruto characters.
Googala2's OC/Akatsuki Roll play
Me: Cookies'N'Cream!!! *Waving to the audience*
Audience...*Staring impassively*
Me: *Blink, blink, tears* WHY!? *Biting on shirt collar* Every time I try to be nice, they always ignore me. *Wiping away tears*
Kaya: *Looks over at me* Because quite honestly. *Gestures for me to come closer, as if sharing a secret* You're kind of annoying. *Pats my back* Sorry, but I won't lie to you.
Me: What? *Puppy pout* I'm annoying.
Audience: YES!!!
Me: *Tears*
Haiku: *Glares at me* I hate you...
Me: *Chibi face* Why? *Honest question*
Haiku: *Twitch*
Me: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? *Whining*
Haiku: *Glares harder* Bitch...
Kaya: What did you call me!? *Pulling out hidden kunai slowly* Choose you next words wisely.
Haiku: *Realizing mistake* Not you, her. *Pointing to me*
Me: What? *Wide eyes* You're picking on me aren't you.
Haiku: *Frowns*
Kaya: *Raising an eyebrow at Haiku* She does have a point. Why are you so angry with her?
Me: Yeah! *Innocent pout*
Haiku: *Sneer* I don't even want to talk about it.
Kaya: It can't be that bad. *Crossing arms*
Haiku: THAT THING IS A MENISE!!! *Pointing at me with a shaking finger*
Kaya: She doesn't seem all the dreadful to me. Annoying at times, but she's okay. *Looking over at me thoughtful*
Me: *Sitting on the ground trying to lick my elbow* Stretch, STRETCH!!! THINK rubber DUCKIES!!!
Kaya: Really now. *Gives Haiku a skeptical look*
Haiku: SHE IS!!! I SWEAR IT!!! *Wide eyed and grabbing onto the front of Kaya's shirt*
Kaya: *Blink, blink* Maybe we should get on with the introductions. *Cringes away from Haiku*
Haiku: I'm Not crazy! *To the point of tears*
Kaya: Of course not. *Pats Haiku's head*
Kaya walks away from Haiku, when Haiku goes to sit on the couch cushions, and comes up to me with a small frown.
Me: *Whispering in Kaya's ear* Shouldn't you tell her she is crazy so she doesn't have to live in denial anymore?
Kaya: *Gives a quick glance over to Haiku* Poor girl. Something must have happened to her and she's so messed up now she can't realize the event is over.
Me: *Nods* Must have had something to do with her parents.
Kaya: Probably, but you should introduce the others now. *Smile*
Me: THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA!!! *Pulls list out of ear*
Kaya: *Wide eyed*
Me: *Side glances Kaya* Don't question, just accept.
Kaya: *Throws arms in the air* Let the party begin!!!
Music starts blasting at full volume and the audience starts raving when the lights begin to flash any and all colors at once.
Me: Why do they like your ideas? *Lowers head sulkingly*
Kaya: Because I know how to party! *Starting to dance in front of the crowd*
Crowd: GO KAYA! GO KAYA! *Following her dance lead*
Me: But what about the show?
Kaya: *Stops dancing* Okay.
Lights turn off and the music stops playing.
Kaya: Happy now?
Me: *Puts hands on hips and puffs out chest* Yes!
Audience: NO!!!
Me: *Pouts* On to the introductions. *Immediately brightens up* First on the list is...*Scans paper* Rika! *Clapping hands madly*
A few minutes pass.
Me: *Looks around* RIKA! *Claps again*
A girl suddenly runs out of the back stage screaming Jaws is coming and waving about a small bottle between her fingers.
Me: Jaws! Where? *Dashes under couch cushions*
Haiku: What's going on now!? *Pushes back into the couch*
Girl: There he blows!!! *Eyes wide in shock and hair in a heap of tangles*
Kaya: What the hell!?
Kisame suddenly enters the room with a second girl right behind him.
Kisame: There she is. *Pointing towards the first girl* I'll help hold her down, while you get the bottle. Hidan!!!
Hidan sprints into the room from the other side of the stage and launches at the first girl, but she leaps onto the couch at the last second causing Hidan to skid into the audience.
Hidan: *Rubbing head* The fuck? *Looks up into the audience standing over him* What the hell are you looking at*
Audience: *Staring at Hidan Intently*
Kisame: HIDAN GET OUT OF THERE!!! *Waving arms about*
Hidan: *Blinks at Kisame* Wha...
Random audience member: BLUSHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hidan: *Gasps in horror* SHIT!!!
The crowd suddenly engulfs Hidan in a heap of bodies, groping and ripping at his defenseless body in swarming masses. Hidan's pitiful pleads for help are soon drowned out by the screeching of the rabid fan girls within the audience.
Kisame: *Puts a hand over his heart* What a way to go.
Hidan: Help me you blue basterd! I'm still aliv...*Is once again piled sky high with fan girls*
Kisame: It's almost like he's still among us. *Sigh*
Hidan: *Being pulled deeper into the middle of the crowd* BAAAAAAAASTERRRRRRRRRRRD!!! *Disappears completely into the hoard of limbs and heads*
Kisame: *Smirks evilly before bowing in mock respect* He was almost a good man.
Second girl: *Turns gaze from Kisame to first girl* Rika. Give me that bottle. *Giving Rika a death glare and inching towards her*
Rika: Never FREE WILLY!!! *Jumps on the couch I'm hiding in and squishes me*
Second girl: Did you...I'm going to strangle you, you drunkard! *Raging*
Rika: No! You will never beat the ninja bacon spatula! *Starts jumping on the couch I'm under the cushions of and pulls spatula out from shirt*
Me: The Pain...it...hurts...*Twitching under couch cushions and chibi crying*
Haiku and Kaya: Ninja bacon...spatula?
Second girl: No time to explain. *Leaps at Rika*
Rika: Ha, ha! Too slow Oriana! *Jumps into the air and lands on Haiku* Victory!!! *Put spatula between teeth and waves bottle around in the air while holding onto Haiku's head*
Haiku: Get this nut case off of me! *Trying to pry Rika from her face*
Oriana: Play dead! *Running towards Haiku and Rika*
Haiku: *Plays dead instantly*
Rika: What? *Looks down at Haiku's still body* AHHHHHHHH!!! I see dead...
Oriana: GOT YOU! *Grabs hold of Rika*
Oriana and Rika start struggling on the stage. Then Rika starts kicking. Their both tumbling towards the camera man until...
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Somewhere in my room...
My friend: You're nuts. *Very seriously*
Me: *Smiles sweetly* I like nuts. *Licks lips*
My friend: Weeeeeeeeirdo...*Deadpan expression*
Me: But you Love it. *Gives friend the puppy dog eyes*
My friend: Just get on with the story. *Rubs head to tame the headache*
Me: Bossy...
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Me: Glad that situation is over. *Smiling contently*
Oriana: Not that I'm complaining...*Gives me a slightly horrified look*...but maybe you shouldn't of used elephant tranquilizers. They could have killed them.
Me: No worries. *Smiles reassuringly* I won't allow it.
Oriana: *Looks at me weirdly* And your point.
Me: Just thought you'd want to know.
Oriana: Okay...so why'd you hit her. *Nods head towards Haiku*
Haiku: *Twitching in her sleep*
Me: *Whispers in ear* She's crazy. *Nodding head*
Oriana: *Turns away from me a bit* I think you're the one who's crazy. *Under her breath* So why'd you hit Kisame then.
Me: *Shrugs shoulders* Felt like it.
Kaya: That doesn't sound like much of an excuse. *Rolls eyes*
Me...MOVIE TIME!!!
Rika: *Snoring happily in her sleep* Movie...*Continues to snore away*
Oriana: What's Movie time?
Me: Watch! *Grabs remote off the couch and takes a seat on the floor* Sit, sit!
Oriana: *Takes a seat next to Kaya on the couch*
Me: Ready...Set...GO!!!
'Genuine Bitch' Short Scene...
The slightest of creeks immediately roused Kakuzu's attention, as he took a defensive position, kunai in hand, and immediately turned towards the source of the sudden disturbance. "Kakuzu..." It was the little hellion child thing at the open doorway, but she never called him by his name...wait, she actually knew what his name was!? "Kakuzu come here." The little thing beckoned to him gently in her soft angelic voice, though Kakuzu was far to busy steaming in his own anger at the discovery of this little rat's so called lack of insultry to notice her calling. "I want to show you something." That caught Kakuzu's attention, but he was still cautious.
"And what would you want to show me?" A deadly venom lined every word that left his lips and came from behind his mask, the girl though, was unaffected by it and simply smiled her innocently childish smile and once again waved for Kakuzu to follow. "I wouldn't want to see anything you have to show me." Kakuzu sneered at the little nuisance, glowering at her shadowed form in warning.
The young girl let a seemingly hurt expression cross over her delicate features as Kakuzu said this. A thin rim of shinning liquid threatening at the corners of her beautiful eyes. Shining in the dim light that shone across her face. But Kakuzu was no fool. Not anymore. He would not be played for a fool by this girl's tactics anymore. He was becoming use to this young girl's way of acting. It was all fake though. She was a genius he had come to realize as he sat in the darkness of his room beside Hidan. He was even beginning to think this girl was never truly hurt, that she merely used her naturally innocent charms to appear as such. This in fact, was more true than Kakuzu would probably ever know. At first it had made him angry. Angry at the girl and at himself for being pulled into her sway so blindly. Pissed as he came to realize it for what it was. Then he began to grow cautious as he sat beside his former partner in the bleak darkness around them. He began to understand the true reach of this seemingly innocent child's influence. If she could even be called that. She didn't give Kakuzu the impression of a child. Anymore.
End of 'Genuine Bitch' Short scene...
Me: Wow...*Falls backwards to lie on the ground* Why do all my characters turn out to me evil geniuses in the end.
Kaya: Just the way you are I guess...but what about Kiki? *Raises eyebrows* She isn't evil, and she can't really qualify as a genius either.
Me: *In thinking mood* Fair point. What do you think Oriana? *Smiles happily*
Oriana: *Blink, blink* Reminds me very vaguely of Rika...
Kaya: Speaking of Rika, where is she and Haiku? *Looking around*
Me: Oh ow. *Looking down at the ground sheepishly*
Kaya: What? *Suspiciously*
Me: I don't have Zombie insurance. *Frowns unhappily*
Kaya: Zombie what?
Oriana: That's all you can think about when Rika's missing! *Starting to panic*
Me: Oh...she's up there. *Pointing to the roof*
Oriana: *Looks up* Oh My God!!! *Mouth drops*
Rika is up on the roof with Haiku, sleep walking on the ceiling railings.
Me: What is that? I can't remember. *Pointing to the thing Rika is trying to grab*
Kaya: *Eyes widen*
Oriana: YOU PUT A FUCKEN SELF DESTRUCT BOTTON ON YOUR ROOF!?!?!?!?!?
Rika grabs the beam above the button and starts to press at the button.
Me: *Tilts head* Was it a bad idea?
A huge ball of blinding white light engulfs the studio and pulls it into a ball shaped vertex before everything suddenly blows. Leaving a crater the size of the moon in the earth.
Somewhere in my room...
My friend: You blew them up. *Raises an eyebrow*
Me: *Gives friend insulted look* I did not blow them up!
My friend: You did too! *Glaring at my defiance*
Me: Did not! *Puffing out chest*
My friend: Did too!!! *Hands are tightening into fists*
Me: Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid...Noooooooooooooooooooot...*Pouty lip*
My Friend: *Growling* Then tell me, who exactly did? *Glaring at me*
Me: Rika of course. *Shakes head in hopelessness* And you're suppose to be the smart one.
My friend: *Twitches*
Me: Are you o........................................
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Author's Note
It is done! Bwha, ha, ha, ha!!! Well I liked this one! Then again, I like all the chapters for this story. Maybe that's just because I only write about what I want to read. Hard to tell... :)
-----Take note that the 'Ninja bacon spatula' was NOT my idea.-----
To Wildwhisker: I know I'm being evil to Haiku, but lets face it, the abuse is great!!! Don't you agree? Ku, ku, ku...
To Tobi GB: So what'd you think? Was Kaya a success? I've been trying to get her character right, but I still feel that I'm missing a major aspect of her personality. (It's just the writer's inner voice telling me that.)
To Orika00: Yayz! Hope you liked how I portrayed your characters. I tried getting them as on character as possible, but I might of messed up on a few parts. Sorry...^.^'
