The Chronicles of Nel
Chapter title: Theme Song~
Place: Las Noches, Hueco Mundo
Time: 9:30
Story time: After Nnoitora and Grimmjow spiked Aizen's tea
Kaiki:* runs away from freaks* AHHHHHHHHH~!
Jet: GET BACK HERE~!
Gin: LET US HUG THAT CHILD~!
Kaiki: *gets pulled out of the way by KC right as Ichigo slams into the freaks*
Ichigo: Waaahhh!
KC: This way~!
*Both slam into Grimmjow*
Grimmjow: What the *beeeeep*! Where the *beep* are the two *beeeeep* idiots I'm looking for?
Tosen: Strangely, I agree with his statement. They are causing undue bloodshed over Las Noches and need to be stopped.
Kaiki: hehe…. We where just leaving….
Grimmjow: NOT UNTIL YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION! Dx
KC: meep… *sinks down and poofs five feet away before cursing and running away*
Nel: Itsygooooo~!
Ichigo:*runs in* NEL!
Nel: ITSYGOO~~!*starts crying, trying to wiggle out from under Kaiki's arm*
KC: *yells over shoulder*Kaiki this way…~!
*poof of smoke appears*
JC: WHERE IS THAT SWEET CHILD O' MINE~? *Giggles* Hehe, not reaaaalllyyy~~~! ^_^ I just like quoting Eighties music! lml(^_^)lml Guns 'N Roses forever~! XD
Aizen, still drunk, Over PA system: No one gives a damn about your music interests, you Metal-Head! Dx
JC: O_O you… bypassed my… censor… Dx HOW DARE THEE DO SUCH A HORENDUS A THING~! T.T
Aizen, still over PA system: I am ruler of Las Noches. Your censors do not work on me. *Nods* -_- yes. Yes indubitably. And your Ulqui-Face cannot change that.
Ulquiorra: *Pauses in his worshiping* someone looks like me, again…? T.T sad day… for I to be compared to Trash? What is this Hollow World coming too-whooo-hooo~…? *dramatically sobs in emo corner*
Everyone But JC: O.o is he… showing emotions?
JC: IT IS MY TURN TO BE THE EMO ONE, SCHIFFER! T.T *shoves Ulquiorra outta the emo corner and curls into a ball, rocking back and forth* he can't bypass it… he can't bypass it… he can't bypass it…
Ulquiorra: My emo corner…
Aizen, again, over PA system: O,O …I WILL FOREVER RULE LAS NOCHES! *passes out in a drunken heap*
KC, After Shoving Aizen Away from PA System: ICHIGO'S THEME SONG FTW~~~! *presses play on random boombox*
Boombox: If you wanna see some action, you gotta be the center—of—atract—tion~!
Ichigo: *pauses in his persuit of Nel, along with everyone else* O.o I… have a... Theme song~? XD Take that, Grimmjow, you *beep*~! *starts dancing weirdly*
Grimmjow, Turning to JC: …don't I get a theme song…?
JC: Your relationship with Jet does! :D It's "Call It Karma" by Silverstein, the regular version~!
Grimmjow: T.T
Kaiki, running by: ULQUI FACE~! *Runs away*
Ulquiorra: *quietly takes the emo corner recently vacated by JC* no more… NO MORE~! T.T
