The Chronicles of Nel

Chapter title: Theme Song~

Place: Las Noches, Hueco Mundo

Time: 9:30

Story time: After Nnoitora and Grimmjow spiked Aizen's tea


Kaiki:* runs away from freaks* AHHHHHHHHH~!

Jet: GET BACK HERE~!

Gin: LET US HUG THAT CHILD~!

Kaiki: *gets pulled out of the way by KC right as Ichigo slams into the freaks*

Ichigo: Waaahhh!

KC: This way~!

*Both slam into Grimmjow*

Grimmjow: What the *beeeeep*! Where the *beep* are the two *beeeeep* idiots I'm looking for?

Tosen: Strangely, I agree with his statement. They are causing undue bloodshed over Las Noches and need to be stopped.

Kaiki: hehe…. We where just leaving….

Grimmjow: NOT UNTIL YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION! Dx

KC: meep… *sinks down and poofs five feet away before cursing and running away*

Nel: Itsygooooo~!

Ichigo:*runs in* NEL!

Nel: ITSYGOO~~!*starts crying, trying to wiggle out from under Kaiki's arm*

KC: *yells over shoulder*Kaiki this way…~!

*poof of smoke appears*

JC: WHERE IS THAT SWEET CHILD O' MINE~? *Giggles* Hehe, not reaaaalllyyy~~~! ^_^ I just like quoting Eighties music! lml(^_^)lml Guns 'N Roses forever~! XD

Aizen, still drunk, Over PA system: No one gives a damn about your music interests, you Metal-Head! Dx

JC: O_O you… bypassed my… censor… Dx HOW DARE THEE DO SUCH A HORENDUS A THING~! T.T

Aizen, still over PA system: I am ruler of Las Noches. Your censors do not work on me. *Nods* -_- yes. Yes indubitably. And your Ulqui-Face cannot change that.

Ulquiorra: *Pauses in his worshiping* someone looks like me, again…? T.T sad day… for I to be compared to Trash? What is this Hollow World coming too-whooo-hooo~…? *dramatically sobs in emo corner*

Everyone But JC: O.o is he… showing emotions?

JC: IT IS MY TURN TO BE THE EMO ONE, SCHIFFER! T.T *shoves Ulquiorra outta the emo corner and curls into a ball, rocking back and forth* he can't bypass it… he can't bypass it… he can't bypass it…

Ulquiorra: My emo corner…

Aizen, again, over PA system: O,O …I WILL FOREVER RULE LAS NOCHES! *passes out in a drunken heap*

KC, After Shoving Aizen Away from PA System: ICHIGO'S THEME SONG FTW~~~! *presses play on random boombox*

Boombox: If you wanna see some action, you gotta be the center—of—atract—tion~!

Ichigo: *pauses in his persuit of Nel, along with everyone else* O.o I… have a... Theme song~? XD Take that, Grimmjow, you *beep*~! *starts dancing weirdly*

Grimmjow, Turning to JC: …don't I get a theme song…?

JC: Your relationship with Jet does! :D It's "Call It Karma" by Silverstein, the regular version~!

Grimmjow: T.T

Kaiki, running by: ULQUI FACE~! *Runs away*

Ulquiorra: *quietly takes the emo corner recently vacated by JC* no more… NO MORE~! T.T