Ernie the Elephant:

"It's really a simple story, headmaster. Another student made a mistake. My lab ruined."

"So you've said, Severus." Professor Dumbledore surveyed Snape.

"Well, it's the truth."

"Alright. Dismissed."

"And Severus? In the future, do be discreet about where you banish objects to. Explaining a giant snake in the staff room is no easy feat."


Yeah, it's uber short. I'm rather pressed. This is the seventh update I've done today. The next one will be signifigantly longer, the best one of all the chapters, probably the longest, and sadly, it will likely be last.