The Cullen Diaries

Disclaimer:I do not own twilight, new moon, eclipse, or breaking dawn, (I wish I did) or have any contact with Stephenie Meyer


Dear Diary,

Emmett and Jasper died my hair pink! I have to get it out! Bella might not think I manly anymore! Stupid! Stupid! I hate Emmett and Jasper! I want Bella! sigh

That dog is here! I can't see how Nessie can like the flea bag! In fact I don't even know how Bella could be that dog's friend! Arrrgh! Emmett and Jasper are going

on a pranking streak! Oh no here comes trouble! Alice is now on her party planning streak! I hear her singing 'Carlisle and Esme are going on vacation! Carlisle

and Esme are going on vacation!' 'Party! Party! Party! Party!' It is so annoying! What did Emmett do this time! No wait! It's Nessie! I hear Emmett crying 'She

killed my vampire bunny! Rose! She killed it!' This is so annoying! Bella is trying to tell Nessie something, oh geeze! I think someone has to clean this child's

mind! She has an idea now! She's gonna ask me if she can go with Emmett to go find a cat! A mountain lion actually. I don't trust Emmett, he isn't responsible

enough to watch a child. Well the dog is here I have to go beat him up anyways.

Edward


I hope you had fun reading this! Edward's in a bad mood so...yeah.Seline