Konoha Dating Agency

by Rizember

Summary: On a dare, Naruto and Kiba start an agency where they offer "the most romantic date you'll ever have" with a 'one date only' policy… humour, romance…sasunaru

Chapter 4: First Dates II

Beta'ed by: [UnBeta'ed]

Disclaimer: yaddee yaddaa…I own naddaa…

A/N: I'm ill and can't stand or even sit up…which is why I'm lying down with the heavy prospect of maybe puking on my laptop as I type this up. It's been two weeks and I'm sorry for the wait. This is supposed to be a weekly thing. On a sadder note, there's delicious chicken in my fridge and I can't even eat it!

Stupid malaria.

In my sick (physically you pervs) mind, may I ask if anyone cares about me enough to do fanart of any of my works? *cricket chirps* Hmph… *grumbles* Just askin…

Oh well…enjoy…

Previously: "Neji, what the fuck are you doing?"

Neji smiled slowly and tugged Sasuke, who fell on top of him.

"What the-"

Before he could finish what would be an impressive tirade of swears, Neji ground up against him.

Sasuke froze, killing the moan that had been building up.

He hadn't even been aware of his own building 'problem'.

Yup, Karma is definitely a bitch...

Neji pulled Sasuke against him.

...and she's in heat.

Their kiss was frantic and hurried, a ravaging of mouths rather than anything particularly emotion-involving.

Sasuke left Neji's mouth, trailing his jaw and going down to his neck, biting down hard and making Neji gasp. He licked and nipped as he slowly started to grind down onto Neji's pelvis, rubbing their groins together.

Neji moaned.

"Neji?"

"Hmm…?"

"I'm not sleeping with you."

Neji chuckled as he brought his mouth back to Sasuke's. Sasuke could be so silly sometimes. Hell, he'd already slipped his hands into Neji's pants and was stroking him slowly through his boxers.

"Sasuke…"

Sasuke smirked and retrieved his hand.

Neji opened his eyes in shock and glared hard at Sasuke.

"Later Neji."

"You wouldn't."

Sasuke grabbed his coat and stood and Neji noticed that the tent in Sasuke's pants was no longer visible.

"You bastard."

Sasuke laughed as he walked toward the door, "I'll let you finish up. Besides, I think I just found my balls. Thanks Neji."

Neji swore as Sasuke shut the door.

He'd done the same to Sasuke on New years. He'd been drunk and forced himself on Sasuke. Just when they were getting somewhere and Sasuke's resistance was completely gone, he'd slurred "Finish up Shashke" and fallen asleep. The next morning, Sasuke had sworn vengeance.

Sasuke had apparently gotten his revenge.

Neji swore again and started to stroke himself.

Only Sasuke would leave a friend hanging like that.

The bastard.

Outside, Sasuke smirked as he pushed a freshman out of his way just for the heck of it.

Yup, the bastard was back.

(I am a Barbie page break. See my pretty hair.)

"I'm too old for this shit."

Teuchi looked at the large number of people staring back at him sheepishly. In their coloured, paint covered overalls; they reminded him of his college days. But that wasn't the point.

They were presently covered in bits of ramen and various sauces and relish.

Yup. Riley had started another food fight.

Teuchi was looking dangerous with his meat cleaver in one hand and a glare aimed at Riley. Subconsciously, every one standing next to Riley edged away, leaving him as their sacrificial lamb. It was his fault anyway.

"You know the drill."

Everyone seemed to breathe a sigh of relief as Teuchi walked away and returned seconds later with a bunch of keys.

"Naruto, your friend, Riley and Sean."

Naruto caught the keys tossed at him and motioned for Sai to follow him. Sai followed, noting that Teuchi was still brandishing the sharp object.

The other teams all stood, as if at an assembly even as Teuchi sat down waiting for Naruto to get back.

Naruto and Sai left the building, going round the back.

"What's going on?"

Naruto grinned. "Our punishment."

"What?"

Naruto opened what looked like a small tool shed and revealed…tools.

Sai blinked. "You're kidding."

Naruto shook his head, grabbing a stack of brooms and mops and handing some to Sai. Riley and Sean carried paintbrushes and washrags. They carried what they could and went back inside, leaving the stuff before heading back and getting more.

When they were done, they locked up and headed back only to find Teuchi separating them.

"Red, Green and Purple…you guys are repainting the signs and walls outside. Riley, you're with them." He pointed at some tins of paint next to the entrance.

Riley huffed.

Teuchi turned to him, "Anything the matter Riley?"

"Course not, sir."

"I didn't think so."

Sai hid a smile and Riley pouted.

"Blue, and Pink, you're cleaning up in here. I want the walls and floors scrubbed till I gain the ability to see my future in them."

Sai blinked. "Haven't heard that one before."

"And you won't hear it again, Megumi. Genius like mine is rare. Now get to work."

They all grabbed the tools and items they'd need and got to it. They were cleaning the restaurant, washing the walls, wiping the tables, mopping the floors… The girl scouts seemed to be excited about the work as Teuchi promised that when they were done he'd sign their forms so they could get their "Helped the Elderly" badges.

He hadn't been too thrilled with the "Elderly" bit but the little girls in Pink had essentially evolved the puppy-dog look to nuclear proportions and had won him over…no matter how grudgingly.

Outside, Riley's group had started repainting the restaurant and the others were cleaning up the car park.

"This is fun," Pete said.

Naruto snorted. "You say that almost every week."

Sai paused. "Every week? You guys have a food fight every week?"

Naruto grinned. "It's like…tradition. Usually, my friend Kiba and Riley start it off but as you can see, Riley was burdened with it all on his own this week."

"Poor Riley," Pete sighed. "It's pretty sucky that Kiba should get off this time."

"This time?" Sai enquired.

"Yeah, our yearly painting."

Sai blinked. "You start the food fights on purpose?"

Naruto chuckled. "Yeah, we always do."

"Why?" Sai looked at all of them.

"Old man Teuchi's been good to us," Pete shrugged.

It slowly dawned on Sai…and he shook his head at their stupidity.

They started food fights as their way to help the old man. They cleaned the place up every Saturday and, ignoring the fact that they spoiled food to do it, their hearts were in the right place.

Only Naruto had continued slurping his food while the others used their as ammo. In fact, now that Sai looked closely, Naruto barely had any spoils of war on him.

"What's the story with Old man Teuchi then?" Sai asked.

Pete just smiled. "Each one of us has our own story with him, Naruto and Riley's being the most dramatic of course… They can be pretty long stories though."

"I've apparently got all afternoon," Sai countered.

Naruto laughed, "You'll have to get the wonderfully sappy stories some other time. We only have an hour till we have to get back."

"Dinner at five?"

Naruto snorted, "I wish. We have to get dressed for dinner which starts at seven."

"We aren't girls. Why do we need two hours to get dressed?"

Naruto shook his head. "You'll see."

(I am a hot page break. I set off fire alarms)

Naruto and Sai travelled in companionable silence as they made their way back to Sai's dorm so they could both get changed for dinner.

Old man Teuchi had given them all take away meals as thanks and with extra threats, had waved them off.

Naruto went up with Sai to his room and-

-found Sakura rifling through a bunch of clothes on the bed and Gaara sitting at Sai's desk, looking deeply disinterested.

"What the hell are you doing in my room!"

Sakura stared at him like he was an idiot, "Picking out your clothes of course."

"How'd you even get in here?"

"I picked the lock," the redhead provided.

Sai stared at the redhead sitting at his desk boredly.

"It was easy."

Sai sputtered angrily.

"Let it go dude," Naruto advised, patting Sai's back reassuringly.

Sakura held out a cream button-down shirt to Sai. "Try this on."

Sai looked at Naruto who just shrugged and said, "This is why it'll take us ages to get to dinner… Hopefully, she'll find something she likes and we'll be on our way."

Sai sighed and grabbed the shirt from Sakura, heading into his closet to change as she tossed him a trouser to go with it.

"Why did you break into his room?" the blonde asked Sakura.

Sakura smiled. "Gaara did it."

"Why?"

Gaara shrugged. "The psycho said she had to make sure everything was perfect."

Sakura stopped rifling through Sai's clothes long enough for her to give Gaara the finger.

"Don't tell me you added this to the contract…"

"Just for the guys," Sakura said. "They never ask for help even though they obviously need it."

"But this is ridiculous. Sai wasn't told about it."

"He doesn't seem too upset."

"Sakura, we can't change everything on a whim. Remove that clause. People should get to feel comfortable in whatever they choose themselves."

Sakura sighed. "That's what Ino said."

"Well, she's right. Look, we can offer the help…but we can't just impose on everyone."

Sakura nodded. "But…you came early…"

Naruto smiled. "I had a feeling you'd do something like this…and I figured I'd need a whole extra hour to argue with you."

"Smart boy."

Minutes later Naruto and Sai were decked out in what her highness deemed passable.

Naruto looked affronted in his black pants and smart blue shirt, wondering how old he'd be when women would finally allow him to dress himself. At home it was his mom and here...well, Sakura, Ino, Hinata and occasionally, Iruka all seemed to think his love of orange was a desperate subconscious cry for help.

Naruto had tried to tell them that his subconscious was preoccupied with thinking up ways to incorporate ramen into ice-cream and was much too busy to cry for help.

He sighed as Sai finally opened his bathroom door, exiting with a tired sigh.

Sakura smiled. "Perfect."

Gaara and Naruto knew Sai was being let off easy. If he'd had more clothes than Sakura had found, they'd have been stuck there all night. She'd probably even had called Hinata and Iruka as fashion backup.

Dressed in smart black pants and a cream button-down shirt, Sai figured if there were any celebrity functions in town, he could easily get through the door...maybe.

He grabbed the jacket Sakura handed him and headed out with Naruto.

They got to the restaurant in record time considering only ten minutes had crawled by since they left KU.

They drove uphill to the lone building and Sai stared.

Crossings was Konoha's most expensive, most exclusive, world renowned five star restaurant and Naruto had the balls to just toss the valet his keys, bump the doorman's fist and say "wassup" to the maître d'.

Sai was in awe.

Either Naruto was super rich and didn't understand just how big a deal it was to actually have your body allowed onto the premises...or he was way too down to Earth to care.

Sai was hard pressed to figure out which one it was.

As Naruto tugged at his hand, he was brought out of his reverie as they walked to their table.

A window seat.

Naruto smiled at the look of awe on Sai's face as he looked out the window and down at their town.

"Beautiful..." Sai muttered.

Naruto nodded, speaking softly. "Yeah... I love the view from here. It's-"

"Breathtaking."

"Exactly."

Naruto was more than pleased to realise that Sai was enjoying the view just as much as he was.

"I'd love to paint it."

Naruto grinned. "That could be arranged."

Sai spun, "Really?"

"Of course. This place is-"

"Naruto!"

"Oh no."

They turned to see a tall blonde, rushing over to them.

Naruto stood just in time to be glomped back down onto his seat...before falling off it with the guy on top of him.

"Naruto! I haven't seen you in ages! Where the hell have you been?"

"In college. And I was here last week."

"Last week? Lies!"

"Come down Dei, you weren't in at the time."

Naruto struggled to get the long haired blonde off him. Ignoring him, the taller blond looked up from the floor and smiled at Sai.

"Hey there. Forgive Naruto's manners-"

"Hey!"

"-I'm Deidara, his cousin."

Sai smiled, amused. "Sai."

Naruto spent the better part of the evening swearing slow, painful deaths to Deidara and cursing his ancestors before realizing that was pointless and instead cursing all future offspring.

Sai seemed to be having a splendid time and Naruto spotted both Ino and Kiba at others tables, looking highly amused.

Hell, it was his own fault for bringing a date there.

He usually just showed up with friends.

Naruto sighed in defeat as somehow, Deidara produced a photo album with his baby pictures and a video from his phone, of a toddler Naruto being given a bath.

"Did Kyuubi put you up to this?"

Deidara looked offended. "Whyever would you think that?"

"That's Kyuubi's phone."

"Oh…" Deidara looked at the phone in his hand. "Um…no?"

Naruto stood and Deidara sighed. "Fine, fine, I'll leave…"

Sai looked at Naruto smugly when Deidara had finally left. "Your cousin's nice."

"He's also living on borrowed time," Naruto growled, sitting back down.

Sai smiled. "It wasn't that bad…"

"Really?"

"Well, your little butt was cute…"

"Sod off."

"Your dick was kinda small though."

"I was three! It was supposed to be small!"

"Excuses, excuses..."

Naruto planted his face onto the table. "I hate you."

Sai chuckled. "I'd feel the same way if I were you. But on the bright side, your butt hasn't lost it's cuteness."

Naruto laughed and looked up at Sai. "Gee thanks."

"No problem… Who's Kyuubi?"

Naruto smiled, "My evil older brother."

"You don't seem particularly traumatized by his evil…"

"Yeah well, that's because he taught most of it to me…and I did show his baby pictures to a girl he was dating a while back."

"So he's returning the favour."

Naruto smirked, "Hardly. I also showed her videos of him being potty trained."

"That's evil."

"Well, the student surpassed the master ages ago."

Sai grinned as a waiter came over. "You're pretty interesting."

Naruto smiled, slow and sexy. "I should hope so."

(I am a sick page break. I blew chunks.)

The date had been a major success. Naruto could only hope Kiba and Ino's went well.

He'd seen them both leave minutes earlier and realized that he'd have to get going soon too.

When Sai stifled a yawn, Naruto took that as their cue to leave, even though Sai protested that he was just ejecting the extra oxygen from his system.

They drove back with pleasant albeit tired, conversation.

Naruto shut down the engine and waited.

Sai looked at him. "I had fun…you were cute as a baby."

"You can't just let it go, can you?"

Sai snorted, "Uh…no?"

Naruto grinned. "Whatever. Come on, I'll walk you."

Before Sai could protest that he was in no way female, Naruto was already out of the car, helping him out and walking with him.

They stood at the dorm entrance. It was late and the only other students awake could be heard in the distance, at some apartment party.

"Goodnight."

Naruto shook Sai's hand, "Friends?"

Sai looked at Naruto's hand, a tad disappointed, before he nodded, "Friends."

Naruto looked down at his shirt and tugged at the tiny camera with his free hand before pushing its off switch and smiling up at Sai.

He then pulled weakly at Sai's hand, a mischievous glint in his eye.

Sai grinned, taking the hint, and moved closer to Naruto.

"Close your eyes."

Sai complied and Naruto pressed his lips to Sai's. Sai sighed and lightly fisted Naruto's shirt.

The blonde smiled against his lips and put an arm around his waist, pulling him flush against his torso.

He licked tentatively at Sai's lips and was granted entry. The kiss was passionate and exploring.

Keeping in mind that they were in a public place and sex out in the open was illegal, Naruto broke off the kiss and planted a soft one on Sai's cheek.

"I'll see you around."

Naruto drove away with one last wave at Sai.

Sai nodded, unable to speak, before stumbling into his dorm.

(I am a sad little page break. I want icecream.)

"How was your date?"

Naruto grinned. "It went well."

Sakura yawned. "We've been waiting up for you guys and I'm really too tired to stay up and watch the videos. Besides, Ino called and said she'd see us in the morning."

Gaara sighed. "Since we won't be able to watch them tomorrow because me and Sakura have our dates then, we'll just have to watch find time to watch all of them sometime during the week. I'll hold on to them till then."

Everyone nodded their agreement, except Kiba who seemed to be too tired to even nod.

The doorbell rang and they froze.

Sakura glared at Kiba. "She already wants her money back?"

Kiba gave Sakura the one-finger salute.

Naruto walked to the door, leaving all his lethargic friends in the kitchen.

He opened the door and frowned. "Sasuke?"

Sasuke smirked and walked in. Naruto backed away, leaving Sasuke room to enter until he realized that Sasuke was following him.

When his back made contact with the wall, Naruto held a hand up. "Er…what's-"

Sasuke grabbed his hand and pressed his body flush against Naruto's.

Naruto gasped as he felt soft lips come into contact with the sensitive skin at his neck. He sighed as Sasuke licked him slowly before biting down softly, making Naruto moan.

Sasuke ran his lips and tongue back up, along Naruto's jaw and up to his lips. There, he captured the blonde's lips in a kiss that could only be likened to the gentlest of caresses. Tongues grazed and sucked and Sasuke started to grind slowly into Naruto, failing to beat a groan back down.

The kiss began to get more passionate as Sasuke let Naruto's hand go and the blonde proceeded to bury both hands in Sasuke's hair. Sasuke's only response was wrapping his hands around Naruto's waist and pressing closer.

"Dude, they're making love with their mouths."

Naruto broke the kiss and turned to see his friends standing there, gaping. Well, Gaara was eating popcorn, nonplussed, but Sakura and Kiba seemed to be in shock.

Kiba looked down at his pants. "I think I might be gay."

Sakura snorted softly, still in abit of a daze. "Hell, I coulda told you that."

The two boys stepped away from each other, neither looking the least bit ashamed. Sasuke gave Naruto a quick smirk, "Think of that as me returning the favour."

Naruto watched expressionlessly as Sasuke then walked out the door.

"Well…"

Naruto looked at Gaara and raised an eyebrow at him.

Gaara smirked, "I believe the Uchiha just issued you a challenge."

Naruto smiled back, leaning against the wall, "Yes…and it would be in my best interests to accept."

Sakura and Kiba groaned.

"Gaara! Why the hell would you get him started!"

Gaara shrugged and walked into the kitchen, leaving the two fuming.

"Naruto, this is a bad idea. Do not listen to Gaara."

But Naruto wasn't listening. He had a wicked smirk on his face.

"He's too far gone Sakura, give up."

Sakura sighed.

Maybe Sasuke deserved what he was going to get.

Thinking back on Naruto's first victim, Sakura sighed again.

Sasuke was an idiot.

(I am a fireman page break. I start fires.)

Sunday went by with Naruto spending most of the day in bed and playing video games with Kiba who was trying to distract him from the Sasuke episode. Not that it was working with the way Naruto was pummeling his ass and saying stuff like "-do you want in on the Sasuke challenge?"

Before long, Kiba lost track of his 'get Naruto to not wanna break Sasuke' task and was swearing up a storm as he was defeated time and time again. In his defense, Naruto had had years of practice.

Unfortunately for them, Monday decided that people liked Sunday way too much and decided to cut it short.

Naruto and Kiba were awoken at half past midnight and laughed when they saw Sakura and Gaara dragging themselves in, exhausted.

Kiba smiled. "We have class in a few hours."

The glares he received would have killed a lesser man but Kiba had been building immunity over the years and was pretty sure he had even developed a cure.

In the morning, Kiba and Naruto both deemed it their responsibility to wake their friends up, playing paramore's 'That's what you get' song through the whole house and serenading Gaara and Sakura.

An hour and three bruises later, Kiba was glaring at Naruto as they all sat at the kitchen table.

Naruto just smiled innocently, "I didn't tell you to wake Sakura up."

Sakura smirked as she looked at her handiwork on Kiba's face.

Kiba scowled. "If anyone asks, I got the bruises in a bar fight against a super buff guy while protecting a beautiful young woman…"

Gaara snorted, "Like anyone would believe that…"

(I am a waterman pagebreak. I stop fires. Duh.)

Naruto ducked into his class.

They all stared at him and he stared back. "What?"

Iruka was staring at him. "Young man…are you lost?"

Naruto took a minute to register that and then laughed, reaching up to his head and pulling the green wig off, revealing his golden locks. He also removed the large dark shades he'd been wearing and smiled at his lecturer.

"Do I even want to know?" Iruka sighed.

"Probably not."

Kiba and Sakura came rushing in seconds later, slamming the door behind them.

Iruka shook his head. "I'm getting too old for this…"

Kiba and Sakura walked to their seats, shoving each other.

Iruka looked around. "Everyone here? Good, I'll begi-"

The door was thrown open and a pale boy shut it behind him, leaning heavily against it as the people on the other side seemed to try to destroy the innocent piece of wood.

Seconds later, it was silent and he pushed himself off it, looking unapologetic.

The class was staring at him.

"Ah, Mr. Uchiha…I was thinking you wouldn't make it."

Naruto stared hard.

Sasuke…

In his class…

What the hell was he doing here?

Iruka turned to them. "Mr. Uchiha here will be with us for the next month or so. He just transferred from KT. I hope you make him feel welcome."

Sasuke walked to an empty seat that wasn't far enough to be labeled a loner but not near enough to show he wanted to be bothered.

"Mr. Uchiha-"

"It's just Sasuke," he said quietly.

Iruka nodded with a small smile. "Alright… Sasuke… I was just going to say how nostalgic this is… having both you and Naruto in my class."

Naruto raised an eyebrow questioningly at Iruka who smiled warmly and said, "Your brothers were both in my Psychology class when I just started here. They wreaked all sorts of havoc and only in their third year did I realize they didn't even have Psychology as one of their courses."

Naruto's mind was on overdrive.

Itachi… was Sasuke's brother?

He'd met the guy quite a few times when he'd been home from boarding school and Kyuubi had brought friends over.

He'd seemed like a pretty cool guy…well, not as cool as Kyuubi but he came in a close second.

Naruto chanced a glance at Sasuke. Now that he thought about it, he could see the resemblance.

"IRUKA!"

The door was thrown open and Iruka paled considerably as a brown haired man ran in and looked up at the students.

He turned to Iruka, "I heard the devil's second cousin's younger brother is in your class!"

Iruka sighed, "Yes Genma. And please don't refer to him as such."

Genma looked up again and spotted Naruto.

He ran up the steps and halted in front of the blonde. "Surely your evil senses are tingling now."

Naruto stared at him in amusement. "Not right now, sir. Sorry."

"Damn."

He then walked stealthily to Sasuke. "YOU!"

Sasuke blinked.

"You're that menace's kin!"

Sasuke maintained silence.

"Itachi's kid brother, eh?" Genma sighed dramatically. "Let's hope you don't start any fires."

"Fires?"

"Yeah…" Genma looked thoughtfully. "Those were the most intelligent, evil little buggers I'd ever met. Itachi, Kyuubi and Deidara. I'm telling you now, it's a surprise they weren't at all interested in world domination. Now you and Naruto…well, Naruto's always had alittle 'world domination' fetish about him so I think-"

"Genma."

Genma turned to Iruka. "Yes?"

"First, you're cutting into my lecture time and second, please refrain from encouraging my students to take over the world. Did you learn nothing from encouraging Deidara?"

Genma frowned. "Well, I learnt that creativity in the chemistry lab isn't the best way to spurn a student's love of education."

Iruka nodded.

"But," Genma continued. "You gotta admit that explosion was cool."

"Please leave."

"But-"

"Now."

Genma pouted and walked out, making a show of leaving at the slowest pace imaginable, dragging his feet all the way.

When he was gone, Kiba smiled. "He's going to make an awesome patron for our agency."

Iruka paled and sat down heavily.

That could not be good.

He looked at Naruto and Sasuke who were eyeing each other openly, shaking his head when he thought about everything Genma had just put in their heads.

Naruto, Kiba and Gaara were already handfuls…especially with Sakura and that girl from KT, Hinata was it? And now they had apparently increased their numbers by accepting Ino into their little crowd.

An Uchiha in the works could not be good.

He thought of the generation that had left just four years before… They'd been just like his current students.

He sighed.

There was no way a group like that could rise again from the proverbial ashes.

Akatsuki was long gone.

Somewhere, in a restaurant not too far away, a group of people sneezed.

They all looked at each other and smiled.

"So…" A woman with blue hair smiled warmly. "What's the agenda for today?"

Itachi leaned back in his chair and looked at Kyuubi. "Well, Konan…"

Kyuubi grinned. "I think it's time we handed over the college title."

The others looked at him and laughed.

"What… now?" a redhead smirked.

"It's never too late." Itachi stated. "Besides, Sasuke's met Naruto."

"Really?" a blue skinned guy chuckled. "Okay then… Sure, why not?"

"Who's going to watch them?" the woman asked.

"Well, Kankurou will be graduating soon and Temari's apparently got a little brother there."

"So it really is the next generation, huh?" a tattooed guy sighed sadly.

"Yup," Itachi smiled fondly. "Oh, before I forget, I want them all to be perfectly in sync by Sasuke's birthday next month."

"How do we do that?"

"Well…it'll be easy. We issue a challenge."

"A challenge?"

Kyuubi smirked, "Yes…a dare."

A/N: Yo.

How'd you like them apples?

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Cardcaptor111: Your battle cries are…um…well… So, lovely day outside huh? Sankyu!

StarrburstNoodles: Yeah…Neji should stick to his own pillows… SasuNaru? Where? I mean…yeah, sure… 'What a tard'? LOL, he was tired! Thanks for all da reviews :3

Ilvecoffee-n-narutoYOUTH: UKETTISH? Well…if it wasn't a word then, it certainly is one now… I made him man-up…I think… Because as we all know, sex solves everything. Hell, if all the leaders of the world would calm down long enough to sleep with each other, we wouldn't have so many wars…

Katelyn: Don't die! Don't die! I updated!

Kuurio: I dunno, I kinda love the Blues…they remind me of my family :3 You're kinda nuts aren't you? *backing away slowly*

NaruSasuNarulover: *spins around elegantly before falling, getting up…and giving the good guy pose* I did XD

thatMuzikfreak: for that line, props go to 7thtreasure for giving me the inspiration about how most cows are called betsy, hehe… dunno how true that is but is does seem to fit, eh? Thanks for the love, can I have a cookie?

SasuNaru Remains Forever: It wasn't a cliffy I swear!

Chocolate-strawberry-leaf: Thanks *bows* You'll find that Naruto can be really into getting what he wants…

Lingo10: Friends are so helpful sometimes…but Sasuke couldn't even finish the job, damn him!

Betwixtnbtw: Mess and complicated are the best relationships to observe! (cause obviously, having them yourself is just plain stupid)… Hope I'm not moving too fast with the plot *smiles8 Hey, lookee there! I actually have a plot!

Blensh-lq: *In shock* Being lazy isn't good! It's AWESOME!

Ugottalongway2go: Dying happy is a good way to go… :3

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