A/N: Here you go Julie, this is your idea. Hmmm, it seems like these are getting longer but the quality is shot…

(Voice 1:) What quality? (Voice 2:) You ought to burn this, its crap! (Voice 3:) You really have voices?

Aidou pranced out in front of the dormitory, blindly ramming into a group of Day Class girls. "Oh, good morning ladies!"

They all glared at him angrily.

"Eh, wh-what?"

One of them shot him a death glare while hissing, "You stole Kaname-sama. You ruined our hopes. You dream-crusher!"

"But I-I'm not trying to crush dreams I just-"

Just then Kaname came walking up behind him and grabbed him by the collar, "C'mon let's go."

As they walked away Aidou glanced over his shoulder and smiled gleefully at the fuming girls left behind.

"If you don't be careful you will die." Kaname muttered, not really looking at Aidou.

The blonde laughed, "But they look so funny when they're angry!"

"…"

"And either way, when they remember how much they actually love me they'll get over their initial fury and see what a cute couple we are!"

"…"

"Because we are the two most irresistible men in the Night Class, so I bet we'll be absolutely tantalizing together!"

"Aidou, be quiet."

A moment of awkward silence followed, Aidou's ranting still hanging in the air. Finally Kaname turned to look at him, a dead-pan look on his face,

"How can you still consider yourself a man when you're dressed like that?"

"Well, you see-"

"Never mind. I don't think I want to know."

"Aw."