Hello, my loyal fans! I have updated! And i am considering a new fanfic *hits self*

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"Katrac, please report to the execution dome for pizza party."

The message was sent through the loudspeakers. Katrac dropped his prisoner [Only surviving member of Chuck Norris's army] and ran to the execution dome. When he opened the door,, he noticed that Master Noble himself was there.

That means he was going to die.

Katrac turned around, but found the door had locked behind him.

"Katrac!" Master Noble boomed. "You followed my orders to the letter, but made a simple mistake that doesn't really bother me. Therefore, you have been charged for High Treason!"

2 million voices boomed at once "The wheel! The wheel!"

Katrac's heart sank. The wheel was used to pick out the worst punishments. Master Noble signalled, and a giant wheel appeared and started spinning. The audience started calling out favourites. These included werewolves, beheading, hunger games and eaten by dragons.

The wheel stopped.

"GRIFFBALL!"

Katrac teleported away.

Master Noble turned to his apprentice.

"Now we just need two more victims" Said Master Noble.

"May i suggest the spartans in the second lowest prison cells?" asked Sierra.

Rule of torturing spartans 99: don't leave out the spartans if a game of griffball starts.

"Perfect."

Master Noble strolled to the prison cells, entered in twelve different 42 digit codes and went to the spartans.

"Hello." said Six pleasently.

"Idiot." mutter Cheif.

"Guess what?" asked Master Noble. "Your playing griffball!"

"What goes on in that head of yours?" asked Cheif.

"It's a court of my multiple personalities." Answered Master Noble. "Anyway, lets get you to the field."

42 armed guards came and escorted the prisoners to a large grassy area greatly resembling hemorrhage, except there was a large wall in the middle, and teleporters on either side.

"Six, your blue team leader." started Master Noble. "Cheif, your red team."

Chief was escorted to red base, where he met his teammates.

"Hi." Said a nearby hunter, "I'm called Scarab. This is the team, Jenkins, Brutus and Mika' Kaharee."

"You realise that Jenkins is a flood tank form, right?" asked Cheif.

"He's been trained." Replied Scarab.

Meanwhile, Six was introduced to his team.

"Greetings. I am Scourge."

"Your a drone." stated Six

'There are five other drones. And two grunts."

"Seriously? i get the weak squad?"

"We might win. remember, drones are trained to shoot things that move and things that don't."

"..."

"There is also three jackels, a skirmisher and a wierd cat-man thing called Katrac."

Just then, a drone fly up and whispered something to Scourge.

"Make that two jackels. Grunts and jackels don't get along well."

Meanwhile, Master Noble was busy using his author powers to make sure no-one would permenantly die from this game.

Rule of torturing spartans 0: use the respawn power to prevent death. They still feel pain, and you get to cause more pain.

When he was satisfied with the spell, Master Noble stood on top of the wall.

"LET THE GAMES BEGIN!" he boomed, then vanished- taking the wall with him. Instant chaos erupted as Scourge fly halfway to the bomb, before being hit by Scarabs cannon. The two grunts and remaining jackel rushed toward Brutus, who smashed them with the gravity hammer. Six promtly fired his focus rifle at Brutus, and is then blown up by Master Cheif's rocket launcher. Scourge had respawned at this stage, and was engaged in battle with Scarab. Scourge was able to get in multiple hits with his needler, but before he could fire enough to cause an explosion, Scarab would whip aroud and Scourge would have to pull back to dodge his sheild.

The leftover drones were destroying trees.

Katrac fired at Mika for a few seconds, until a banshee mysteriously spawned behind him. He used the banshee to remove Mika from the area surrounding the bomb, which was grabbed by Six. Before anyone could get him, Six activated his camo, and managed to get to the enemy base before Jenkins smashed him. Katrac destroyed Jenkins, and Six, who had at this stage respawned, managed to get the first point by getting the bomb to the enemy base. He exploded and screamed like a little girl.

"POINT TO BLUE! CURRENT SCORE 1-0!" Shouted Sierra.

"Where's Master Noble?" asked Chief.

"Busy." Replied Sierra.

Six dahed to the new bomb in the middle of the map, but was sniped by Cheif, who then uses the spartan lasor on Katrac's banshee.

The drones were now onto destroying rocks.

Scourge got a lucky hit on Scarab, who collapsed and squashed a grunt who was trying to sneak past him. Scourge then directed the drones against Cheif, who had taken a position as sniper and vehicle control. One of the drones dropped Cheifs sheilds with a plasma pistol overcharge, and Scourge quickly needles Cheilf, who blows up and takes all the drones with him, due to the size of the exposion.

Mika grabs the bomb and jetpacks to Brutus. They make a show of swapping the bomb. Brutus the uses a falcon to get to blue base, while Mika jetpacks aroung and attacks from the opposite side.

Not sure who has the bomb, the skirmisher, who had stayed hidden until now, sniped Mika, while the jackel and grunts attacked Brutus. Everyone was surprised when Cheif respawned, jetpacked up to the cliff where Brutus and Mika had swapped the bomb, picked up the bomb and scored. he exploded, and screamed like a little girl.

"1 ALL!" Boomed Sierra.

"Cheater." muttered Six.

Scourge was fighting Scarab again, except Scourge had the drones with him and Scarab had Jenkins with him. Jenkins swatted his arm, killing three drones, but is brought down by the combined might of the remaining drones. these drones then turn on Scarab, who manages to kill two of them, including Scrouge, before being shot down. Cheif dashed to the bomb, and engaged Six in a swordfight over it. Six gutted Cheif, and picked up the bomb. He literally took two steps toward red base before Brutus sniped him. Mika then got the bomb, before being sniped by the skirmisher. Brutus and the skirmisher then had a sniper battle, and while they were distracted, Katrac snatched the bomb and sprinted to red base. just outside the base, Scarab killed Katrac, but Scourge gets the bomb and scores. He exploded, and screamed like a little girl.

"2-1!" Yelled Sierra.

Before anyone could talk, Cheif grabs a target locator, removes the blue team, who had gathered at the bomb, grabs the bomb and sprints to blue base. He scored, exploded and screamed like a little girl.

"2 ALL" Roared Sierra.

"BLOODY CHEATERS!" Screamed Six, "You *beep*ING CHEATERS! THAT WASN'T FAIR YOU *beep*ING *beep*WITS! I'LL *beep*ING KILL YOU!"

"Language." replied Cheif.

Six ran forward and literally ripped Mika's head off. Then he grabbed the bomb. Scarab, Jenkins, Brutus and Cheif forced Six back to blue base, then Mika begins picking off the remainder of blue team. Forced in the base, unable to get out without being killed, blue team hid behind the base.

"We need a miricle!" screeched Katrac. All of blue team turned to look at the red team, just as a scorpian tank spawned behind them.

"Any idea's?" asked Six.

Meanwhile, Cheif was planning to storm the blue stronghold to get the bomb. Just before he finishes his plan, He notices that Scarab has been blown up violently and that he is covered in little worms. Cheif swore.

Six drove the scorpian across the map, blowing up the entire red team. Cheif stormed out of red base and fired a spartan laser. When he searched the ruins of the scorpian, Scourge slipped though the defenses of red base and planted the bomb. he exploded and screamed like a little girl.

"GAME OVER!" called Sierra.

Cheif swore again, realising that he had lost.

"Back to the cells." chirped Sierra.

Meanwhile, in Master Noble's head, There was a court of his multiple personalities.

"I'd like to suggest we find Jorge before we contiue with this fanfic." stated his hunter personality

"I say we continue his other fanfic first. at least get one or two more chapters done." argued his logical side.

"I have a proposition." started his creative side. "I say we start a new fanfic of what the Halo charactars do when the console is turned off. Maybe even some other video game charactars added in. Like The warden from dragon age."

"Are you insane?" asked his serious side, "We have enough fanfics going as it is."

"I actually like it." said his humorous side. his serious side punched the humourous side.

"I'll kill you." he threatened. "I'll kill you like i killed Master Noble's angelic side." He pointed to a dead figure on the floor.

"That reminds me." says his worrying side. "Where is his demonic side."

Everyone looks towards an empty cage.

"He's escaped!" screeched the worrying side.

Master Noble himself looks at his minions, his face full of fear.

"Oh, fu-"

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