Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts series, Square Enix, or Disney.

A/N: This story is really starting to become something big in terms of plot... O.o

And I promise I'll write fics for other series soon (and they won't all be stupid crack humor), but at the moment I've been in a KH-mood, especially after beating the new DS game with Organization XIII. I'll try and make some new Fuu X Olette and Larmine stuff in the future too.


After finishing up his bath and drying himself off, Xemnas stepped out into the hallway (his only source of coverage being the towel he wrapped around his waist) and summoned a single dark portal.

"If you use this portal, you'll eventually reach the White Castle you seek," Xemnas explained to the two flabbergasted Nobodies standing beside him.

"That's...that's amazing...he didn't even need to think about it...he just...did it...the Superior is truly a force to be reckoned with!" Vexen gasped.

Xemnas rolled his eyes. "Yes, yes, I know I'm amazing...now-"

"Dude...that's like, the coolest thing ever! My respect ranking for you has just gone up from a C to a B! 100 experience points!! TOUCHDOWN!" Demyx exclaimed happily.

"Alright..." Xemnas sighed, "Now if you two would please-"

"TOUCHDOWN!"

"Demyx-"

"TOUCHDOWN!"

"Demyx, would you please shut-"

"TOUCHDOWN!"

"DE-"

"TOUCH-"

"-MYX!"

"-DOWN!!!!!"

"DEMYX, GODDAMMIT, SHUT THE FU-"

"BASEBALL!"

Having grown rather annoyed with this charade himself, Saix booted both Demyx and Vexen in their asses, and the two Nobodies were sent tumbling into the portal, which immediately closed behind them.

Xemnas sighed in relief. "Thank you, Saix..."

"You're welcome, Lord Xemnas."

"However, we did neglect to notify them that the portal does not take them directly to White Castle, but to an alternate dimension where White Castle is said to reside, and it is filled with a variety of horrible, vicious beasts...some of them too horrifying even for me."

"...And you want them to actually come back alive?" Saix asked incredulously.

Xemnas pondered on this for a moment...and then he smirked.


In a random section of The World That Never Was...

"NAMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE!!!!"

Namine let out yet ANOTHER shriek as she dashed around yet ANOTHER corner, which brought her to yet ANOTHER long, white corridor. She had no idea just how long she had been running, but she was still somehow staying a good several feet ahead of the rampaging Larxene.

"Please stop!!" the little blonde Nobody cried, "I...I don't deserve this!!"

Suddenly, Larxene stopped. When she noticed the Savage Nymph had ceased chasing her, Namine stopped as well.

Larxene let out a snort. "Pheh...screw this. I'll just go get some KFC or Popeye's or something."

"What?!"

"I said I'm going to get some fried chicken, bitch. Tap your ass later."

Namine felt something stirring deep within her as she watched Larxene calmly turn around and walk away. It was a negative emotion she experienced quite often during her stay with Organization XIII. This feeling she felt was...disappointment.

'She...doesn't want to chase me anymore?' Namine pouted. 'Wait...that's a good thing, so why do I feel so upset about it now?'

Once a full minute of serious contemplation on her part passed by, Namine decided to follow after Larxene...


In The girls' bathroom...

Marluxia immediately jumped to his feet to confront the man before him. "You! You're...!!"

It was member No. X of the organization, and self-proclaimed gambling addict, Luxord. As usual, he wore a smug grin on his lips.

"I figured I'd find you lying around here, Marluxia..." Luxord chuckled.

"Luxord...what're you doing here?" Marluxia asked. The marijuana's effects were beginning to wear off, and his sense of reality was returning to him.

"Well, I was feeling rather bored and in need of some excitement, but when I asked all of the other members, they immediately refused my challenge...! For a time, I thought all was lost, as if fate had dealt me a losing hand, when suddenly...I remembered about you, my friend."

"...What challenge are you talking about, Luxord?"

Reaching into his pocket, Luxord unsheathed a single card. However, this was no ordinary card; it was...a Blue-Eyes White Dragon!

"Marluxia, would you make an old man happy...and accept my challenge to a duel?"

"Uh..."

Marluxia would have rather been asked to go to bed with him than to do something like this...