AN: Hey guys! First of all: Thank you Kisses Under The Apple Tree for putting this story on alert, and Thank you to I'm awesome and y'all know it for putting this story on alert AND for reviewing! So brace yourself guys. Here comes the chapter!

OK PPL I AM NOT A TROL! I AM A VAMPIR OK GET IT STRAIT I spit out my breakfast there, and it took me five minutes to stop laughing… THANX FOR DA PPL HU GAVE ME GUD REVEIWS U GUIZ ROKK MORE good reviews? Does she write them all herself?

CHAPTER 4

I was walking down da halway in skewl wen i saw Ed wif... bella! And the stupidity begins… she waz askin him sumfing n cring all over da place. How's she doing that? Can I learn how to do that? "Wat is goin on" i snared n edword Here we go again with the "edword". Seriously, learn his name hugged me n sed "Its ok i waz tring 2 ignore her butt she wnt go away."

"Plz plz edmard" Oh, that's a new one! she cryed. "I realli want 2 go to homecumin wid u. i go evry year wif no date n now im in luv wif u nd i want u to b mi date."

STFU edward sed. "Cant u see dat i alredi hav a date. Really? When did you ask her? Dis is my gf TWILA." She's your girlfriend now, huh?

"Yea u better bakk off." i told her. "odderwize thingz mite get messi." Ooooooooh, now I'm scared! Not She ran away screming.

"So hav u cn Esmet?' i assed him. "He waznt in homroom 2dai" "Yea ummm Tqila, And again I'm rolling over the floor laughing my ass off… Tequila :D he transforrmed out of da skewl so he culd go on tourz wif Gerad." Err… They'd notice his absence, hun

"But hes a vampir1" i was socked at dis. "Yea but ur a vampiir 2." I don't see how this is relevant ed sed. "o yea." i sed. (a/n I DINT FORGET I WAZ WATING 4 DA RITE TIME TO BRING IT UP AGEN.) You should have waited a bit longer so we both turned in2 batz n flew 2 class (no1 noticed). So no one notices it when two giant bats suddenly turn up in class and transform into Twila and Eddy?

When skewl ended i went in2 my car and drove hom. Wen I got der my sister was geting maried. RANDOM! No really, where did that come from?

"OMSG R U GETING MARIED 2 JAZER." Who's that? i culd not beleve it. Neither can I 'yea' she smeled. "I luv him n he iz goin 2 live wif us now." Kill me now, please

I storted 2 cry becuz ed n i wernt maried yet. Excuse me for a moment: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Okay, I'm done. Dear GOD! Midnite trid to hug me but i shot her away, I'm now picturing her taking a gun and shooting Midnight to oblivion… bcuz her lif waz so much betta dan mine. "Im alredi 16 n im not marred yet." OH NO! The Horror! tears swam down mi beatiful face.

Suddenly... dey al shoted "SURPISEE!1" Midnite n Jasper wernt getting married... IT WAZ 4 ME AND ED! So rude, forcing them to marry when Eddy hasn't even asked her…(a/n dey got mared da next day insted). Err, okay?

"NO WAY I was sooo inflated. So… what exactly? Edward and me had an atheest ceremoni in my hose. How am I supposed to picture that? So we were huband and wives. Midnite, Jazper, Esmie, Esmie! Another new one! Emet, Gerad, Rose, were all dere... but so waz... ALLICE! Aaand, the Horror is back…

"I hope ur not mad dat me n ur brother r married." i sed to her gothikally How can you talk gothically? after da wedding. "I told u that i dunt lik u that way, im not lezz."

"Sigh" she knew. So we all went 2 a party n had lots of blood. The Cullens are veggie's, Ed would probably divorce you if you drank so much human blood. O wait, what am I saying? PLEASE drink that much, and then kill yourself when Eddy doesn't love you anymore. Then we went bak to mi house. Some1 rang the bell n i answered it, making out wif Edword. That's nice. It could be anyone there at your door.

"Y DID U MARRI HIM YOU IGNORANIUS." Ignoranius, so funny :D shoted da guy at da door. It was Bibby Brown. Who? He ran in on his weelchaire n Jacob flowed him. "Dont u dare tuch Twia." snotted He snotted? Did he wipe his nose at them? Tell them how much better he was than them? Ed. Every1 came 2 c what waz happening. "Why wold I toch her, shes hieneous" Even though you misspelled it (AGAIN) I agree he glarred at me.

"THATS IT NOW I HAV 2 KILL U." boomed mi busband. Who is this busband? He turned in2 a savage lik da time i went to his house. I told him 2 stop becuz i needed to talk to Bolly Bolly? Where did Bibby go? n Jakob. he stoped. Thank god, that was about as much stupidness I could handle…

"Ok y dont u want us 2 be together y is our love so bad 4 u" i cried. "Itz because... I CANT SAY IT." sed da guy in da wheelcher. His name is Billy, darling

"JUST SPIC IT OUT." every1 sed. he began to cry histerical. "Mebe dis song will help u undersand." he started 2 sing in his crampy old voice He's not THAT old "WELL I MIS U. I MISS U SO FAR. N DA COMMISION OF UR KISS, DAT MADE IT SO HARD." Oh no! Not another lovesick idiot!

Well gerald was FORIOUS becuz dat was his song n he started 2 attak him bcuz of copiright refrigement. So no one is allowed to sing the song? Poor fans… If he still has any, that is. I mean, he's attacking everyone that sings his songs… (a/n I DNT OWN THE LYRCS TO DA SONG EITHER). Ther was a big fite n i storted to cry "Oh no, ur in luv with me arnt u." I TOLD you! And Bobby Ran away from gerad n sed YES. Edword killed him. Random… Please, do something about all those random sentences

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AN: Okay, scratch what I said at the end of last chapter. THIS is the worst chapter now. Only 8 chapters to go! See you next time!