Ch. 4
The search
Dipper had slept soundly through the rest of the night, he dreamed of the old days when his list of victims would rise more and more by the day, until they caught him, until execution day, unti- "Dipper, Dipper wake up!" he heard his sister wake him up.
He groaned and stirred from his bed to see his sister in near tears, "Uhhh, what's the matter?" he knew why Mabel was so worried, but he couldn't let her know that he knew.
"Dipper, Waddles is missing!" Mabel said in an extremely worried voice.
"Oh Mabel, that's awful." Dipper said in the most concerned voice he could use, even though he was happy that now that little runt wouldn't be able to reveal him.
"We have to go look for him." Mabel said, seeming to get more worried by the minute.
"Oh Mabel, don't you think the police should look for him?" Dipper asked her, still doing the concerned brother act.
Mabel was taken aback by this, "Seriously bro those two idiots?" she said with a little anger in her voice.
Dipper put his hand on her shoulder "Look all I'm saying is, maybe they could do a better job at finding them then we could, after all they're cops they can't be THAT stupid."
Mabel sighed "Okay, we'll try them." She said.
The twins then left t the police station, when they got there Dipper couldn't believe how wrong he was, as soon as they opened the door Dipper was shot in the face with a beam of water, they were having a water pistol fight in the middle of the office.
"I told you" Mabel said as she picked her growling brother up from the floor.
"Hey!" Dipper yelled and the two men stopped and stared at them.
Sheriff Blubbs and Deputy Durland both looked at him and began giggling "Well if it ain't the ole' city boy" Blubbs said, followed by Durland yelling "CITY BOY!" at the top of his lungs.
"Look my sister lost her pig, could you help us find it?" Dipper asked the two police men, trying to regain his cool.
This just made the two men laugh even harder "Little boy, do you really think we'd drop all of this important work just to find some pig?" Blubbs said
"You're playing with water pistols." Dipper said with an annoyed tone in his voice.
"Look we're not helping you find some dumb little pig okay?" Blubbs said "Yeah why don't you two just solve it like you did with that wax head mystery?" Durland followed
Now Mabel had begun to cry, and she ran out of the office.
Dipper sighed and began to walk out the door, he looked back to the two policeman, they have went back to their game and seemed to have completely forgotten about them, in fact they were so focused on their game that they didn't notice Dipper's flash red, he had found his next victims.
