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Roll on chapter 4!

Disclaimer: I Don't own Naruto, I don't own the camp I'm writing about, I actually don't own very much!


Chapter 4 – Locked in?!?!

"A walk?" Gaara sighed, "You are kidding me Haruno!"

"Its Sakura" The pink haired girl muttered her eyes narrowing slightly "And it's either go for a walk or wait for your rather drunk friends and there erotically charged dates to come back and embarrass you further!" she added

"So I have no choice in this?" Gaara asked

"No! You really don't!" Sakura answered grabbing his arm and marching him out the door.

Silence.

Walking in silence.

"How awkward could my life be?" Sakura thought to herself. "And how the bloody fuck am I going to get him into the drying room".

"Well if you want my opinion I say JUST DO IT WOOS!" her inner self cackled in her head

"I don't want your opinion you horny bitch!" Sakura replied getting out an imaginary hammer and beating her inner demon into a pulp.

"Your eyebrows are twitching you know" Gaara muttered making Sakura jump. She'd forgotten he was there.

"OMG they aren't oh what would you know!" She muttered back her face glowing red in the dark.

"God calm down" Gaara sighed, running his hands through his hair.

"Why do you do that?" Sakura asked

"What?"

"Mess up your hair it's making me nervous"

"Oh well then I'll keep doing it!"

Sakura scowled she couldn't believe she had to make out with this idiot.

"So how long have you been an Air Cadet?"

"hnn"

"Umm ok do you like The Air Cadets?

"Hnn"

"Your really not much of a talker are you!"

"Hnn"

"So how long have you been a corporal?"

"Hnn"

"Ooh what's your favourite . . ."

"Ok that's it! First of all what the hell Is this walking with the riddler? And secondly why are you walking with me at all!!" Gaara said stopping in his tracks and turning to face Sakura crossing his arms and frowning at her, blood boiling.

"Damn I'm so busted. Think quick Think!" Sakura thought as she panicked to think of a decent excuse.

"Seriously what the hell are you doing!" Gaara said again his face getting angry at her silence.

"THINK!!!" Inner Sakura screamed at the pink haired girl whilst attacking her mind with a small inflatable banana

"Wait that's it perfect answer thought of my comeback woo!" Sakura thought dancing inside her head at her stroke of genius.

"Temari wanted you if you must know so stop harassing me its not like I wanted to come and fetch you!" Sakura scowled as her inner self punched the air and threw the inflatable banana out of her ear as she saw Gaaras' expression get embarrassed as he realised that he'd lost his temper unnecessarily.

"Geez sorry!" He mumbled stuffing his hands in his hoodies pockets and walking forward again.

"God I deserve a medal for that quick thinking" Sakura thought to herself again.

"Step 2 drying room!" Her inner self cackled.

"Shut up already I know!"

"Oh and I think I spy our chance is that our destination ahead of us??"

"Damn it"

Gaara veered off to the right to make his way into Sakura and Temaris Billet. The lights were on and you could see Ten Ten on the window ledge with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.


"Hey your brothers coming up the path!" Ten Ten screamed as she saw the red head and Sakura outside the window. "Wow he's really hot! Where'd you go wrong Temari?" She giggled as yet another parade shoe flew at her head.

"OWW TEMARI!!"

"My brother is not hot and I did not go wrong I am the perfect form of my family!" Temari laughed dancing around the room with a WKD.

"Oh wait my brothers out there? What's Sakura doing?" She screeched realising what Ten Ten had actually just told her. Clothes and shoes flew everywhere as she ran towards the nearest window and pressed her face against the glass.

"You think she knows we're here?" She breathed into the window.

Ten Ten stared at her

"Are you kidding we've made enough noise to wake up the entire camp keep your voice down idiot!" She screeched picking up another shoe and aiming it at Temari who ducked.

"Shut up I think they're walking away to … hey look the Drying room! . . . wow she's actually going to do the dare!" Temari gasped.


"Gaara I have to go to the drying room first . . . I err left my towel there!" Sakura called after the red head who spun around and frowned.

"And this concerns me how?" he asked his familiar scowl forming on his face.

"Well . . . I don't like going there alone in the dark" Sakura mumbled.

"You are kidding me!" Gaara sighed before reluctantly following the pink haired corporal down the drying room steps.

"Hmm you know she looks pretty awesome in the moonlight" he found himself thinking before giving her a quick up and down glance.

"Nice ass too . . . no for god sake don't think that!" he hit himself mentally. Gaara the unsociable king of the southwest found a girl attractive. What was the world coming too!

Sakura walked through the drying room door and picked up a random towel.

"Is that your one?" Gaara asked as he closed the door behind him.

Closed the door?

"No Gaara don't close the . . . click . . . Door!" Sakura yelled.

Gaara scowled again.

"Why exactly?"

"Because . . . well if you close it . . . it locks itself . . . and well umm you can only unlock it from the outside" groaned Sakura banging on the door in frustration.

"You're kidding!"

Gaara walked over to the door and tried to twist the door handle.

"Shit we're fucking locked in!" He groaned


I'm sorry no rabid trees!!! It was a good idea though maybe I'll put rabid trees in another story?? And remember smoking is bad for you!

For the record, I don't think the door to the drying room that I'm writing about actually locks when you close it, but hey it's called artistic licence … and yeah it makes the story works!

Haha Gaara was checking out Sakuras ass! Poor Sakura she's locked inside the drying room with a closet pervert in denial!

How are they going to get out?

Are they going to end up fighting with each other with plastic spoons?

Haha you'll find out in the next chapter! (I don't actually know what I'm going to do with them yet myself so it'll be a surprise for all!)

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