Author's Note: for this episode I wanted to do something Easter related for the occasion, so I wrote an Easter special, while keeping the Eds in the summer setting. It was a challenge to get this done in time for Easter, but it's here.
The Wacky, Looney New Edventures: Episode 2
Eds in a basket
Written by CartoonEdsBoy2009
The next day, the Eds were dying for some jawbreakers, but now that they weren't scamming anymore they couldn't think of a way to get some. So they decided to couch dive in Double D's front room to look for some cash.
Ed and Eddy were both, looking in the furniture, and Double D was looking under with a flashlight. All Eddy and Ed could find were some old sticky notes Double D's parents wrote.
Eddy then jumped off the couch and said, "We ain't gonna find anything here. Your parents have a pretty nice closet, sockhead. I'm sure it's got some cash." Eddy then walked up the stairs as Ed followed him.
Double D gasped and shouted, "Oh, dear! I've told you both to stay out of my parents bedroom!" He then chased after them upstairs. By the time he got up there it was too late.
Ed was blowing some bubble wrap, blowing up holes in the ceiling as Eddy was encouraging him as he himself was tearing apart the closest.
"Stop this madness at once!" Double D demanded as he ran to the closest. He then screamed as he was having a panic attack. He then muttered to himself, "My parents haven't even recovered from the last time you two were in here." He then passed out on the floor.
"Get a hold of yourself, Shakespeare, and help us look for some cash." Eddy said, annoyed.
Ed then found under some bubble wrap was a basket, that looked like the ones he saw at Easter. He then gasped and started jumping around the closest. "Eddy, Easter! I love Easter! Easter is such a fun holiday when the Easter bunny comes and-"
"Hey, idiot. Its the beginning of June. Easter is almost a year away. Now stop wasting our time. We don't got all day to look for jawbreaker money!" Eddy said as he threw Ed out of the closest. Ed then was looking as the basket, crying, "Why can't it be Easter again. I forget Easter every year, Eddy!"
Eddy just was crossing his arms, raising an eyebrow as Double D stood up and felt very sorry for his dear friend. He then patted him on the back and said, "Dear, Ed. There's plenty more holidays to come this year."
"Ed want Easter, Double D!" Ed continued sobbing.
"You both are wasting my time, and by the way, I hate Easter more then Christmas. Every Easter, my stupid brother would give me rotten Easter eggs and my parents would give me a dark chocolate bunny, no jawbreakers or anything good."
"My whole life I always wanted to see the Easter bunny, but I miss him every year." Ed said, sadly.
Double D just was looking at Ed silent as Eddy then burst out in laugher. "Yeah, right, haha, even you gotta have a better brain then that, Ed. What else do you believe? Frosty the snowman, the great pumpkin?"
"The great Pumpkin is not real!" Ed shouted.
Eddy just facepalmed and said, "Ed, the Easter bunny and the great pumpkin are as real as your friend Jib. Wait, on second thought, maybe it's your stupid imagination that makes this stuff happened. Just like how Johnny makes that stupid piece of wood come alive."
Just then Plank in his Splinter the Wonderwood costume crashed through Double D's window. Eddy picked up Plank nervously and said, "Um, where's melenhead at?"
Ed and Double D then were just silent, looking scared. They then ran out of the room, screaming.
A little later, the Eds were at Eddy's house, by Eddy's front door and Eddy and Double D were thinking of ways to get money for jawbreakers, while Ed was just obsessing over Easter.
Eddy then saw Kevin was giving jawbreakers to both Nazz and Rolf. Eddy then started drooling and said, "Kevin's giving out jawbreakers again. We're his friends now, so he's gotta give us some!"
"Don't jump to conclusions, Eddy. "Double D said, rolling his eyes.
Eddy pulled his hat over his head and kicked him in the behind. "Shut up!"
"Eddy, let's write to the Easter bunny. He will give us jawbreakers if we're good little boys this year." Ed shouted, hugging Eddy.
"It's June, you idiot!" Eddy said, strangling him, "And the Easter Bunny's a fake!" He then threw Ed over on the ground and walked over to Kevin.
"The Easter Bunny is real, Eddy, and he loves little chickens!" Ed cried.
"Hey, Kevin, old buddy. How about a jawbreaker for me?" Eddy said to Kevin, putting his hands out.
Kevin just laughed and said, "Sorry, Dorky. I can just give one or two out each few days, and it's only to close friends which you and your pals aren't."
"Oh, c'mon, Kevin, what can we do to get jawbreakes. We'll do anything, just this one time!" Eddy begged in tears.
Kevin scratched his chin and said, "Well, I'm kinda getting kick out of your little dorky-whining fest, so I'll make you a deal."
Eddy then smiled and said, "Anything, what? What?"
"You and the tall dorks Mow my lawn. My dad has been getting on my case about it for days, so if you and your pals can do that I'll think about giving you guys jawbreakers, sometime this week."
Eddy then growled in anger and said, "It's a deal, shovelchin." He then ran over to Double D and Ed. Eddy knew Double D's parents still had that accent lawn mower that they used the day Double D had to mow his lawn, which he strongly detest.
"Listen up boys, we're gonna get some jawbreakers from shovelhead. All we gotta do is mow his stupid lawn and he'll give us some."
"I hate mowing the lawn!" Double D shouted in frustration.
"You love jawbreakers, don't you? Eddy said, grabbing Double D by the chin.
Before Double D could responded Ed then shouted, "Let's just ask the Easter Bunny for jawbreakers, Eddy!"
Eddy then threw Double D over and said, "Ed, there's no stupid-" He then saw Ed was wearing a bunny suit, "When the heck did you change into that thing?!"
"Ask the author, Eddy." Ed responded.
Eddy then just looked at him silent for a minute, thinking about asking the author, but he instantly forgot and then grabbed Ed by the neck and said, "Ed, listen to me very carefully. It's June, you idiot! Easter is a year away!" He then threw Ed against his front door and he then shouted in frustration, "Now look what you made me do. I broke my door!"
Eddy then walked into his house and saw Ed looking at one of his magazines. "You've been a naughty boy, Eddy, haha,"
Eddy was turning red in the face from anger as Double D was chuckling a little. "Ed, put my magazine down!" He then jumped on him, grabbing him by the neck and screamed, "and take that stupid bunny suit off! It's not Easter!"
About an hour later, the Eds were walking towards Kevin's house and Double D had his old lawn mower as he said, irritated, "I hate mowing the lawn."
"And I'm starting to hate your whining voice, Now shut up before I pull a dodge ball on you!" Eddy said with a smile. Double D just looked at him, angry.
Ed still was dressed like a bunny and was talking about Easter and Eddy and Double D were ignoring him. Eddy then knocked at Kevin's door and Kevin answered it and said, "Well, if it isn't the super-dork brothers here to mow my lawn. Make it snappy and if it's done in about 10 minutes I'll think about you losers having jawbreakers. Now get out of my face." Kevin then slammed the door.
Eddy was so mad his head lit on fire. "How does that jerk expect us to get this done in 10 minutes!"
"Eddy, can't we just call this off. I feel jawbreakers are no longer worth it." Double D stated, while sweating.
Eddy was getting ready to strangle Double D, but then he then saw Ed jumping around Kevin's front yard, very hyper screaming about Easter. Eddy then smiled and grabbed Ed and said, "Hey, lumpy, you're right. Easter is almost here, but we can't celebrate it until we cut Kevin's grass."
Ed then started smiling and shaking excited. Double D was stepping back and Eddy gave Ed the lawn mower.
"Hey, wait. I just thought of something... why the heck didn't Kevin let us use his lawn mower. I'll bet his is better then this piece of junk."
Kevin then opened the front door and said, "Yeah, like I'm gonna let you losers use my lawn mower. Haha,"
