Lesson 003: Sakamoto desu ga? Add Some Laugh After You Speak

It was Sakamoto's space ship. He happened to pass by, so he offers help for the passengers.

"Yeah, that's right. Be careful when you are crossing the bridge, hahaha". Says Sakamoto.

"Why is that person always laughing at the beginning or at the end of sentences?" Sougo curious. Walking on the bridge with Umibozu

"At least we got some ride to go back to earth." Says Umibozu.

'I somehow feel familiar with this spaceship' Umibozu thought.

[In the spaceship's lobby]

"ahahaha, Everyone! Enjoy yourself here at the lobby, sit tight. Our destination is earth. So we will drop you at the earth's space gate in Japan. hahaha, oh, and the person with an umbrella, come to me at the main ship's control, hahaha."

"Us?" Sougo asked.

"Is there any person here with umbrella except us?"

"No"

"Then it's us". Says Umibozu, dragging Sougo to the main ship's control.

[At the main ship's control]

"I-Is that you Mutsu-chan?" asks Umibozu

"Yes. Long time no see. Who is that person? A yato tribe?". Replies Mutsu

"No, he's just a human. We were having a training at a nowhere planet. Unfortunately, that ship engines were broken."

"Not a yato tribe? What business did you had with him?"

"Just some family things"

"...What things?" Sougo asked.

"ahaha, so there is a human heh? Where'd you wanted to go?" Asks Sakamoto

"Oh, we want to go in Yorozuya Gin-chan places". Answers Sougo.

"Yorozuya? You mean Kintoki?"

"Yeah, sort of..."

"Who is this young man Mutsu-chan? Did you know him"

"Yes. It's a long story".

"I see".

"ahahaha, 30 minutes to EARTH! hahaha" Sakamoto screamed

Mutsu quickly picks her handgun and shoot Sakamoto. "haha-BWAA!"

"Don't be noisy". Says Mutsu

"What kind of relationship did you have Mutsu-chan?"

"Nothing..."

Sougo who got bored wandering around in the main ship's control. He saw many things in it, like monitor, engine control, some pack of katana, and materials. Until he saw a lever with "Do Not Pull The Lever" sign.

'What's up with this lever?' Sougo's hand moves slowly to the lever, wanting to pull it.

Sakamoto saw Sougo's who wanted to pull the lever and he ran towards Sougo.

"Hoi little boy! Don't pull this okay". Says Sakamoto, his hand tries to dissociate Sougo's hand from the lever and accidently, Sakamoto's hand pulled the lever down.

"Aaa?!" says Sakamoto and Sougo.

"Didn't see that coming, hahaha"

The spaceship's exhaust releases a blue fire like Nitrous and the spaceship goes really fast.

"Whoa!" Says Sougo, his expression excited.

"What the hell happened!?" screams Umibozu

"..." Mutsu is expressionless and shoots Sakamoto repeatedly

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry". Says Sakamoto, dodging the bullet. The spaceship goes really fast that make all of the passengers inside scared.

Meanwhile, in Edo...

"Like I've said before, did you see Sougo?" Says a black-haired man with a cigarette in his mouth.

"Mission rep-"

"Oi! Stop saying that meme or I'll kill ya, you asshole!" Says the black-haired man.

"Calm, calm, Hijikata-kun. He'll be back sooner or later I guess". Says Gintoki

"Your ass! It's been a week since he went out to give a present to someone. He didn't come back yet, was there something happened to him?" Says Hijikata

"I-I-I-I-I don't k-k-k-know a-a-anything... Don't ask me"

"You've said I many times. I know you're hiding something from us."

"Relax Toshi, don't blame Yorozuya-dono here, maybe Sougo has some business with someone". Says Gorilla.

"What kind of business is that!? It's been a week Kondo-san!"

"Sougo is a big boy, If there is some trouble, I'm sure he can handle it," Says Gorilla.

"Someone just said gorilla right!"

"Complain that to the writer of this fanfic you gorilla!" Says Gintoki

"Hoi writer-san,"

"I know, I know, I'll change it" Says the writer.

...

"Was that the writer?" Says Hijikata

"I have no Idea... oi Gori! Say something" Says Gintoki

"Banana?" Says Kondo

"Ah, It changed, thank you writer-san!" Says Kondo, but I like to call you Gorilla...

"That's so mean writer-san".

"Oi, we are here not to argue with the writer Kondo-san, let him write this fanfic". Say Mayonaise maniac and always smoking, I hate you.

"I'M GONNA KILL THIS WRITER!" Says Hijikata, I'm Sorry.

"Toshi! Calm down! The writer had just apologized. If he gets killed, then who will continue this story?"

"Tch, back to the topic. So you know something?" Asks Hijikata to Gintoki.

"...No, I don't know anything" replies Gintoki.

Hijikata still didn't believe in what Gintoki has said. Both of them then argue each other like usual. Kagura and Shinpachi were hiding in one of the Gintoki's rooms since Hijikata and Kondo arrived. They know that Sougo was picked by Kagura's dad, Umibozu, into space. So they tried to overhear Hijikata, Kondo, and Gintoki conversation.

"What kind of father-in-law and son-in-law test-aru?"

"Don't worry Kagura-chan, I know they will be fine. Right now, we have to wait until Hijikata-san and Kondo-san leaves okay?"

"*huff* What took them so long? It's been a week-aru".

"Kagura-chan, Don't tell me you missed Okita-san?" teases Shinpachi

"W-w-what!? Why do I have to miss that Idiot Sadistic person?"

"You lied to yourself again Kagura-chan".

"I'm not!" Says Kagura, mad, and kicks Shinpachi repeatedly.

"Oi! oi! oi! Kagura-chan calm down! They might be spotted us- WHOA!".

The door where Shinpachi and Kagura recline broke and make both of them fall. Hijikata, Kondo, and Gintoki notice it.

"Y-y-yo...". Says Shinpachi.

"Hoho, you've said that you were the only one here. Can you explain it Yorozuya-dono?" Asks Hijikata.

"*facepalm* You idiot". Says Gintoki

"Shinpachi-kun and China girl, long time no see ee!" Says Kondo

"Y-yo... Kondo-san". Says Shinpachi

"Now tell me everything you asshole!" Hijikata mad.

"Wait- did you hear that?" Says Gintoki

"What? Don't change the subject here!" Hijikata becomes angrier at Gintoki.

"No, really, I hear something coming here right at us ! It's like 'ggrrrrrrr'".

"Stop making bullshit! Or I'll cut stupid face of yours".

"Toshi! Yorozuya-dono is right. Something is com-". Before Kondo could finish his sentences. A big spaceship hit Yorozuya Gin-chan places.

*CRASH*

Yorozuya places were wrecked by that spaceship(only the upper part of the house that wrecked). Yes, it was Sakamoto's spaceship who hit Gintoki's house. Miraculously, only Otose's places that didn't hit and wrecked by it. Well, this is Sakata Gintoki's bad luck and also karma. The spaceship cockpit was opened and a person came out. He has a brown natural perm and wears a dark-red coat and sunglasses. It was Sakamoto.

"*cough* That's what I call F*st and Fur*ous Space Edition, hahaha". Says Sakamoto then he vomits.

Then another person came out of the spaceship cockpit. A young man with short light brown hair with jagged bangs and reddish brown eyes. He wears a yato tribe cloth and being carried by an old man with a short black mustache. It was Sougo and Umibozu.

"Heh, how troublesome. You vomited three times to my faces. It's just a high-speed spaceship travel. If it is not you, I can cut you off. How can you vomit that many? I hope it's not my daughter habit fault". Says Umibozu. (Kagura is the first Shounen Jump manga heroine to vomit).

Hijikata, Kondo, Gintoki, and Shinpachi is shocking, really suck. They fortunately didn't get hit. Umibozu jumps from the spaceship to the Yorozuya. Still carrying Sougo.

"Sorry to interrupt, I bring him back from the father-in-law and son-in-law test Kagura. Sorry for making you wait so long".

'Father-in-law?' thoughts Hijikata

"Papi..."

"U-Umibozu-dono?" Says Kondo

"Oh, Shinsengumi Commander am I right? What happened to your face?"

"Ah, you mean this scar? It's a long story".

"I see.."

"Wait, you've said 'father-in-law' right? What does that even mean?". Asks Hijikata.

"You want some explanation right? Ask that silver-haired guy over there. See you later Kagura". Replies Umibozu, then he left Yorozuya.

"Ahaha, Yo Kintoki, long time no see!" Shouts Sakamoto.

"Sakata-san...!" Says Hijikata, frightening while he slowly pulled his sword slowly.

"Okay, okay, I'll explain, so sit tight and hear this man explanation". Says Gintoki.

Kagura ran into the unconscious Sougo then carried him to her room so he can take some proper rest. Kagura was a little bit blushed, seeing Sougo wore Yato tribe cloth, a Chinese design cloth. Meanwhile... Sakamoto still on the spaceship and being shot by Mutsu.

Lesson 003 END

(Note: Sorry for the bad chapter/lesson (maybe, or it was) cause I had a stomache and couldn't write properly, even I lost contact with my imagination. It happens because I accidentally ate 3 rotten bananas that my sister bought. She said it was rotten and she planned to dump it. But it got dumped in my stomach. Still learning English to be better. Stuck in Hortatory exposition text. Learning some grammar too. Thank you for reading)