Hello again! Oh mah lanta! You guys are too sweet! Seriously T^T your reviews are awesome.

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Oh and as for the ones who wanted the team to see it...sorry I already wrote part of it when you suggested it. It was a fantastic idea though. Could have been hilarious.

Warnings: Past Mpreg! A.U and Yaoi

Do not own anything.


The genius decided to give them alone time out of respect for Thor and out of disrespect for Loki he decided to invade said privacy.

"You shouldn't do this." The other scientist warned. "Fury's going to be upset with you as is Thor."

Tony sighed. "Oh come on! You are not the least bit curious?"

Bruce sighed. "From what you've told me it does seem very odd, but you have to take in to consideration that Loki does not seem to be in his right mind to begin with."

Tony frowned. "Something's going on between those two."

"Yes, Tony. I can see that. That it is why it is called a 'private matter'. Only they know what's going on and for a very good reason."

"Cap knows too."

"Just because Thor talks to him doesn't necessarily mean the Captain knows what's going on."

"Well he knows more than I do... or he did. Once Jarvis hacks shield I will know more than him."

"What makes you think SHIELD is watching their conversation."

Tony rolled his eyes. "It's Shield, Bruce. They watch us 24/7. Not that I blame them. I am an excellent singer in the shower."

Bruce sighed. "Fine, you have your point."

"I'm glad you agree with me. I'll go on tour soon."

"I meant with SHIELD not about that screeching you call singing."

"Now that's just mean. I am really self conscious about my singing and it makes me-"

"Do you think it is true?" Thor's voice said.

Both Scientists looked at the screen. An image of Thor and Loki had appeared while the two were bickering.

Loki sighed. "I have no way of knowing for sure. The story just fits so well! And he had the stone, Thor."

"Father said he had taken care of the child."

Loki looked down thinking. "Maybe he actually meant it..."

"But he led us to believe he was dead."

Loki sighed once again. "We need to know for sure. Until then we cannot do anything."

Thor frowned. "Even when we know there is nothing we can do. His childhood was lost to us. The only thing that we can do is get to know the Captain now."

"But what if it's not him?" Loki put a hand on the glass. "It will be like I lost him all over again. Thor, I think it best to put aside this foolish theory."

"Brother," Thor sighed and placed his hand on the other side of the glass. "I do not wish to lose you any further than I already have. It this is too much for you I shall not pursue this."

"I understand what you are saying. Over the years I have been less than accommodating, haven't I?"

Thor smiled. "I would not say such a thing. You have never been accommodating."

It was Loki's turn to smile. Thor smiled back.

"Am I the only one here who thinks this 'brotherly love' has gone too far?" He turned to Bruce for an answer only to find the scientist gone.


Steve sighed and placed a hand on his neck gently. It felt so wrong with his necklace gone; like a piece was missing. After he had been flown back to SHIELD headquarters he had awaken in a small sterile looking room. He instantly panicked. Last time he woke up in a small room he had been asleep seventy years. Luckily Tony had calmed him before he broke through another wall. ("Wow big guy, chill. It's alright. All you got was a bump on the head.") Steve shivered. He never wanted to wake up and find more loved ones had passed.

They had told him to rest a moment, but he could not find it in him to sleep. His mind was wondering too much. Loki had confused the Captain to no end. The poor fellow just wasn't right in the head. Steve felt no ill will towards the God just concern. He really hoped Thor could handle his brother.

A sudden prick of pain made the blonde jump. He turned to see Bruce holding a piece of his hair.

"Sorry, I know this is odd, but I really do need this."

Steve blinked and sighed. "Yeah, sure go ahead and take it."

The Doctor nodded before turning on his heels and quickly walking out of the room like a man on a mission.

Steve blinked. He shook his head. With all the craziness lately maybe he should take a nap.


"Hey!"

Bruce turned to see Tony running up to him. "Where the hell did you go?" The billionaire asked seeming upset. "It was just getting juicy when you up and left."

"Not now. I have a theory."

"Care to let me in on it."

"After I test it."

"Would you please slow down. Geez, you walk too fast."

"I just want to hurry and see if I am right."

"Why won't you tell me?"

"You'd think I am crazy."

The Doctor calmly walked into the room Loki was being held. The two God's stopped talking as the two entered. Calmly the Doctor walked over to the Blonde God and plucked a hair. Thor looked to Tony for an explanation. The genius could only shrug and follow Banner out of the room. Tony followed along now more curious than ever. They made their way back to the lab. Bruce pulled out a small plastic bag.

"What's that?"

"Steve's hair."

"Oh...why do you have a lock of his hair?"

"It's not a lock just a piece."

"Whatever helps you sleep at night."

"Shhh." The doctor ordered as put the hair in individual containers.

Tony sat down frowning and sighed.

"Now we wait."

"But for how long?"

"Patience Tony. Trust me when I tell you this will be worth the wait."

"But we have advanced technology!" The genius all but whined. "We shouldn't have to wait."

"You're right; we don't have to wait that long. A couple minutes at the most. The results should be done in a moment."

"Results for what?"

"Shhh!" The doctor ordered as the near by machine printed out a paper. He read the results over once and frowned before reading them over again.

"The suspense if really killing me." Tony said hovering over the Doctor's shoulder.

"This is incredible! But, how is it possible?"

Tony frowned. "I don't know, maybe if you told me what the hell was going on I could-"

"Does this mean their anatomy is different?"

"Okay, now you're just being mean."

"I wonder if Steve is the same way..."

"You're talking to yourself."

"This is extraordinary!"

Finally having enough, Tony snatched the papers. He read them once. "Okay...what am I reading."

Banner sighed. "DNA Results."

"So...Steve is related to Thor?"

"Not just related." He explained. "He is his son."


When Steve woke again it was finally dark out. The sunshine that had been shinning through the near by window had been replaced with pitch dark sky. He frowned knowing he wouldn't be able to go back to sleep. Yawning he stood and stretched. It was time to go find the others and regroup. Maybe they had found out a way to calm Thor's brother down. That would be nice.

Steve made his way down the hall. His advanced hearing picked up the bickering of voices. It sounded like an argument. With caution he walked closer to the chaos.

"I cannot believe it is true. I am overwhelmed with joy!"

Steve stood outside the door way. He was never one to eavesdrop, but he was never on to walked in unannounced and interrupt a conversation. So he chose to wait and walk in at a different time. Whatever was happening seemed to make Thor happy. He could hear the God's smile as he continued to talk.

"Brother's suspicions were correct!"

Tony stood with his arms crossed thinking it over. "So you are telling me...your brother was crazy because he lost his child?"

Thor nodded "Yes SHIELD brother."

"Alright...his child which you are the father of?"

Another nod.

Steve's eyebrows rose in shock. Losing a child would explain a lot of Loki's behavior. The fact that Thor was it's father was the strange part. It threw the Captain through a loop and confused him.

Bruce spoke up. "This means God's have different anatomy than humans."

Thor nodded again. "I would be happy to explain it, but brother could explain it better."

"You think your brother would be willing to work cooperate with us now?" Bruce asked curious.

"Am I the only one shocked by this?" Tony spoke up. "I mean, I am okay with the fact that they had a child together, but this isn't a kid we're talking about. How do you think he is going to react when he finds out?"

Steve frowned. That was true. It would be hard to find out your parents are aliens and both men. Not that Steve thought it wrong, it was just something you never saw on Earth.

"He will be happy!" Thor answered quiet loudly. "His family has long sense passed. It shall be a great surprise that he now has another! Loki shall be overjoyed as well! I must tell him."

Steve's mood brightened a little. The poor fella was going to get a whole new family. It sounded nice to him. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad for kid. If all his family was gone, getting a new one would be nice. You can't replace your old one, but it would still nice.

Bruce sighed. "Everybody reacts differently."

Thor chuckled "Yes, but I am sure the Captain will be happy."

Tony sighed. "I hope so."

Steve blinked once and became very still. Had Thor said 'The Captain'?

Steve stood still and blinked once more.

No...no no no no no..

But it explained where the stone had came from...the magical glowing stone that healed people. The Captain smacked his forehead. Of course it wasn't from Earth. What 'magical' stones came from Earth? The more the Captain thought about it the more it became real. For the first time in years he felt himself having a panic attack. This just couldn't be true! He was jumping to conclusions.

He ran quickly down the hall, leaving the three avengers behind him. His breathing was becoming more and more frantic. He wished he had and inhaler or even a brown paper bag at the moment. Steve ran in to a random room and leaned against the wall.

Unbeknownst to the Captain the room just happen to be a holding cell area that a small God was occupying at the moment. Upon hearing the Captain, Loki stood and walked over. The God frowned confused at who would run frantically into his holding area and walked to the edge of his glass prison. He blinked seeing who it was.

"Little One?" He frowned in confusion wondering what was going on. As the soldier's breathing continued to be distraught the God began to panic. "What is wrong? Are you alright?" The Captain ignored him trying to breath. "Thor!" he banged on the glass, yelling for his brother in vain. "Little One!" Loki yelled."Little One look at me."

Steve looked up at the God. Loki took deep breaths. "Calm yourself. Breathe in gently. Mimic me."

Steve copied the God taking in deep and calming breaths. "I need." deep breath. "My stone." Exhale.

"I know darling, I know. Thor has it at the moment. Just keep breathing. THOR YOU TWIT! GET IN HERE!"

The Super soldier obeyed and continued. Thor came running in the door seconds later.

"Brother, what is wrong?" He asked looking over the God for injury.

The two scientist made their way in next;Tony following in behind Bruce. Loki pointed to the Captain. "He cannot breath Thor! Let me out! I wish to help! He can't breath!" the little God was becoming more and more distraught by the second.

The billionaire frantically made his way over to Steve followed by the ever calm doctor. "What the hell is going on? His asthma is gone." He said examining the man for a problem. "It was in the reports. Steve what's happening?"

"Panic." Deep breath. "attack." exhale.

Bruce nodded. "Then keep breathing. You're doing good so far."

Thor ran over worried and placed a hand on his shoulder. As an after thought he quickly reached in his pocket pulling out the necklace. Steve snatched it like a life line and began to breathe calmly. With a last calming breath he looked at Thor. Thor smiled brightly giving him a bone crushing hug.

"You are well now?" Thor asked. Steve could only grunt in reply as he was lifted off the ground. " I knew getting you that stone would be worth the battle! I just knew." He pulled away to look at Steve's face "You worried me so, my son."

Steve just out a panicked whined. Thor just called him his son.

"Put him down big guy." Tony ordered rather than suggested. "He just started breathing correctly. Your bear hugs won't help."

Thor blinked a moment before dropping the captain. Steve took in another breath. This time Tony was the one to put his hand on his shoulder.

"You okay, Cap?"

Steve shook his head no. "I'm an alien."

Bruce frowned. "How did you-"

"I overheard."

Bruce nodded. Thor looked at Steve worried. "You know and are upset by your true heritage." He stated more than asking.

Seeing Thor's upset expression, Steve shook his head no quickly. "Not upset. I am shocked. I...mean I don't know where to begin. I never in a million years would have thought you would be my father." Thor hurt expression only deepened. "Not that it's a bad thing! I just never expected it."

Thor seemed to understand, his face brightening instantly. "Do not fret, my son! I shall be the most exceptional father!"

Tony chuckled."It's kind of too late to play dad, Thor. He is fully grown."

"And we do not even know if he is ours." Loki spat pulling the other's out of what seemed to be a happy moment. "I thought we had this talk, Thor. Do not get your hopes up."

"It is quite alright, brother. The doctor has cleared any confusion, by running a test." Thor said walking over and pulling Bruce into a half hug. "He is our child!"

Loki eyes brightened at the news. "Are...are you sure?"

Bruce nodded. "All tests are 100 percent accurate."

You could feel the God's happiness as he smiled at the Captain. Steve looked back at the smiling God and blinked. Loki was his mother.

He suddenly felt himself having another panic attack.


A couple hours and many panic attacks later the captain had finally calmed down enough to be talk to. His world was now upside down. He needed to get some air. He needed to draw and vent his feelings. He really needed Thor to stop petting him. Wasn't he his son and not his dog. Thor seemed to know nothing about having a kid, but willing to try everything.

The Avenger had gone back to the tower and since that day Thor has not left Steve's side. Steve did not mind, but it seemed to annoy Tony to no end.

Whenever the two were alone Thor would come running in shouting.

"SON, I MUST TEACH YOU THE WAYS OF THE-...MAN OF IRON!" He boomed slapping Tony on the back. "I must take my son from you."

Through gritted teeth the billionaire said, "Go ahead. It wasn't like I was in the middle of something!"

"Very well!" He grabbed the super soldier by the arm dragging him away.

"I am sorry! I'll try and be back soon!"

The genius just sighed. "Yeah yeah just hurry back."

Steve sighed as the God dragged him out of the room and into the elevator. Steve looked to Thor.

"Thor where-"

"Father."

He blinked. "What?"

"Call me father."

Steve sighed. "Thor where are we going?"

Thor looked ahead staying silent. Steve waited.

"Thor?"

Silence.

"Thor please, I just found out you're my father. I can't just up and call you that the next day."

More silence. Steve sighed.

"...Father?"

Thor smiled brightly and turned to Steve. "Yes, my son?"

"Where are we going?"

"The archer suggested father son bonding!"

Steve put his head in his hand. "Did he now?"

Thor nodded. "Yes! We are off to go around the city!"

"But neither of us know where we are going."

"Did you not grow up here?"

"Yes, but it's changed a lot since I was young. I mean nothing seems to be the same."

"Then we will figure out the city together! If we get lost we can bond more!"

"But I told Tony I would come back soon..."

"Nonsense! You have spent plenty of time with the iron man. I have you now."

Steve sighed. "Well who am I to deny an adventure?"

The words seemed to make the god immensely happy. He hugged the soldier. "An adventurer! Just like I!"


Turns out that wondering around the city lost with Thor was a blast. They had experienced new things. He did have to stop Thor from running out into traffic a couple times, but he didn't mind. The two ended up finding their way into an art museum. Thor did not see the appeal and decided he wished to go to the arcade instead.

"Please?" Steve asked. "We won't be long. I promise."

Thor frowned. "It is very boring."

"Please?"

"I do not wish to go."

Steve frowned at Thor and sighed in defeat. Thor took it as a victory and turned away smiling ready to leave the place far behind them. The God had only taken a few steps before he heard a quiet,

"Please... Daddy?"

Thor stopped. Slowly, he turned to the Captain. Steve looked at him innocently. "What's wrong father?"

Thor blinked looking into the pleading sky blue orbs of his child. He looked in the direction of the arcade and then to the Steve then repeated this action two more times. The God hung his head and walked to the Captain grabbing his arm and dragging him inside the art museum. "We are not staying long."

Steve just smiled.

The two spent hours in the art museum. If Thor was bored he didn't say. The God just followed his son around and nodded as the younger blonde excitedly pointed out various art work. Thor could not help but smile at him as he did. This made Steve feel odd. He had had a great father who had raised him. The Captain felt guilty calling someone else father or dad. Thor seemed to pick up on his sons' depressing thoughts.

"Are you alright, child?"

Steve laughed. "Yeah," he smiled at his father,"never been better."


When the two had gotten back to the tower they were ordered to suite up and head out immediately. Steve frowned.

"What's going on?"

Tony lifted the mask of the suite. "We got killer kitties."

Steve blinked. "Is that Tony for 'run away lions'?"

He shook his head. "No that's Loki for 'I was bored.' You'll see what I mean. Come on." He held out his hand as an offer for a ride. Steve took it and off they went with Thor following not to far behind.

When they had arrived at the sight there was indeed a killer kitten running around the city. Steve had no idea why they called it a 'killer' kitty when all it was doing was pawing at people like balls of yarn.

The team assembled and went to take down the large kitten only to swatted away like small mice. The only one who stood a chance was the hulk. The big green giant grabbed the kitten's paw roughly. As soon as the kitten let out a whine the hulk let go feeling terrible.

"HULK SORRY KITTY!"

The kitten purred and nuzzled the Hulk. That is when things became more difficult. The green giant went from fighting the kitten to protecting it.

"NO! Leave kitty be!"

Steve sighed, "Look we aren't gonna hurt the kitty."

"YOU LIE! CAPTAIN LIE!"

"No! I mean it. Watch!" Steve lowered his shield to the ground to show he meant no harm then walked over very slowly to the cat. He looked up at it and frowned. "Alright...bad kitty?"

The kitten looked down at the Captain it's head tilted. Steve held out a hand. The kitten purred and nuzzled it. Steve smiled and the kitten suddenly shrunk. With a small 'pop' a little kitten fell from the sky and landed in the captain's hands.

Even though it was the cutest attack the city had ever seen, Fury still ordered Thor to talk to Loki.


Thor frowned at his brother. The small God was laying on his bed looking at his nails showing little interest to his brother.

"What did you want Thor?"

"A giant kitten?"

Loki sat up. "I was upset. You deserved to be swatted."

"What about the rest of the avengers, did they deserve to be 'swatted'?"

Loki frowned. "Yes, all but Steven of course."

Thor frowned "Why do you feel this way?"

"Because!" Loki stood now, "You all get to spend time with him while I sit an rot away in this cell. It is not fair." He walked up to the glass now placing his hands on it. "Let me out Thor," he begged. " I will be good I swear it. I just want to spend time with him. You can understand can you not? We lost him for years, Thor. Please, let me out of here."

Thor stood quietly looking at his brother. "I...shall try."

Loki banged on the glass. "I do not want you to try! I want you to do it! I swear Thor if you do not let me out of here your precious little Earth shall suffer dearly!"

"Is that so?"

The two God's turned to look as the Director walked in. His hands were behind his back as he entered the room slowly. He stood up straight when facing the two Gods. He was a mortal among gods, but he never acted anything less than a god. The man looked at the God of mischief as if considering something.

"If I let you out you will not leave the avenger tower."

Loki nodded quickly. "You have my word."

The man sighed. "I can't believe I am doing this...Coulson," he turned to the man standing behind him in the doorway. "Let him out."


So sorry this too so long _ life got in the way sadly. -sighs- this chapter feels rushed. Oh well at least I got it up :D Alrighie. Next chapter will be up sooner I promise. Thank you all story followers and reviewers. You guys are the best...seriously TT^TT

I am out.

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