Where was Perry?

The teal platypus has followed Candace, Lori and Leni into the house.

He wasn't pursuing the three teenagers, though. In fact, he went straight to the kitchen and stopped when he approached the countertop.

He shifted his brown eyes from left to right. Then, when he was sure no one was around...

He stood upright on his hind flippers and put on a fedora straight from the 1940s.

For you see, Perry is actually a secret agent, part of the OWCA, the Organization Without a Cool Acronym, which is an agency that, for some reason, had only animals working as agents. Their goal is to stop evil and thwart evildoers and their evil scheme of the day. They were also assigned codenames, and Perry's was Agent P.

Most agents had a set nemesis, and Perry's was Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz, a Drusselstenian scientist that wanted to take over the Tri-State Area with harebrained schemes.

When Perry was being alerted for a new mission, like now, he would often enter a weird entrance to his lair under his owners' house. There are entrances to his lair everywhere in this household.

This time, he jumped up the countertop and opened the kitchen sink as if it were an automated hatch. Then, Perry jumped into the tube that appeared underneath. As Perry disappeared in the tube, the hatch-esque sink closed itself.


Perry found himself in the red chair in the platinum-white-walled lair, as a wedding ring and a few quarters bumped on his head. Perry set his eyes to the large screen that displayed a short-haired man with a large nose, eye placement like that of a flatfish, and a mustache Perry still wasn't sure if it were fake or genuine. This was his superior, Major Francis Monogram. He always gave Perry his missions, which were usually about Doofenshmirtz.

"Good morning, Agent P", Major Monogram began. He fell a bit quiet as he said it, and asked: "...it's still morning, right, Carl?"

Carl, the bespectacled intern that usually moderates the camera filming Monogram, could be heard off-screen: "It's 11:30 AM, sir."

"Oh, alright", Monogram confirmed. "Anyway, Agent P, your mission. Our scouts have reported that Dr Doofenshmirtz has been buying a lot of soil and fertilizers, and grass seeds. Like, a lot of grass seeds. Tons of them. We want you to investigate what Doofenshmirtz is up to this time, and if it's part of another evil scheme of it, which it usually is, come to think of it, put a stop to it. I don't want to see Danville being covered in plants, like New York in that one movie about the troll with the green thumb."

Agent P saluted Monogram and was right about to leave...

...but then stopped when he heard noises from above. It appears that someone has entered one of the secret entrances around the house (kind of a drawback for having so many entrances: one would be able to stumble upon one of them any time). Perry couldn't react in time, as four individuals landed on him: a dog, a cat, a canary bird and a hamster.

These were the pets Isabella's new friends brought with them, Charles, Cliff, Walt and Geo.

Major Monogram was shocked. He shouted: "Great googly moogly! Carl, come here!"

"Right away, sir", Carl said, as he appeared on-screen beside his boss.

"Carl, do you know any of these animals", Monogram asked.

"These have never been recorded in our database, sir", Carl responded. "However, I think they're from a family that booked a vacation here in Maple Drive a few weeks prior."

"Well, I guess we have to turn them into secret agents, like that time with the koi fish", Monogram concluded.

"But sir, our human personnel's fully booked in training the new recruits from yesterday", Carl noted.

"Oh", Monogram said. "Well, how about our animal agents?"

"Most of them are already busy with their own nemeses", Carl said. "And the ones that aren't are filling in for Agent Pinky. Apparently, none of them are competent enough to stop Poofenplotz on their own."

"Has Wanda ever told us why Agent Pinky isn't available in the first place?"


Flashback to earlier in the morning, at Isabella's house

Isabella's Fireside Girl friends from Troop 46231 were visiting to pick up her pet chihuahua, Pinky.

The short, bespectacled Fireside Girl, Gretchen, spoke to Isabella: "Thanks for letting us lend Pinky so we can earn our Dogsitter Patches, Isabella."

"No problem Gretchen", Isabella responded. "I've already earned my first one years ago anyway."

"Though I am wondering why you're passing up the patch this time", Gretchen pondered.

"There's three reasons. First, I already earned the Patch twelve dozen times already. And second, new vacation neighbors will be settling in the house next to mine today, and I'd like to meet them."

"Oh yeah, I guess that makes sense", Gretchen noted. "But what about reason three."

Isabella looked at her friend with an unimpressed scowl, raising her eyebrow.

"Oh of course, Phineas", Gretchen realized.

"Duh", Isabella said. "Why would I ever pass up hanging out with my crush in trade of earning a patch I already have?"

"I wish I had the patch already", Ginger, the tall Asian Fireside Girl intervened. "That way, I can spend the day hanging out with Baljeet."

Isabella and Gretchen looked at Ginger and slowly backed away.

"What did I say wrong this time?" Ginger asked.


"So you're saying the Fireside Girls are petsitting Pinky for the day?" Monogram asked his intern.

"Yes sir", Carl said. "He's forced to take the day off."

"Well, with all the agents fully booked, I don't see any other choice", Monogram lamented. "Agent P, it seems we have no choice but to put these four pets under your care. Since you're an extremely skilled agent, this shouldn't be too much to ask, hopefully?"

Perry's eyes drooped down as he sighed. He carried Charles, Cliff, Walt and Geo to his platypus-themed hovercraft and went on his way to his nemesis.


Author's Note: JujuGamer2112 also would've liked for the Fireside Girls to appear, and preferably meet the Loud sisters. Initially, I had no idea how to implement them in the story, let alone meet the Louds, since the role they usually had in Phineas and Ferb episode (helping the brothers and their friends with making the project in case more than five people were needed) could already be filled by the Louds, so I had to disappoint them.

However, I think I managed to have them in the story at least, as a reason, for a reason, for another reason why Perry has to petsit the Loud's pets, while scientistsitti- I mean, stopping Doofenshmirtz. A bit contrived, maybe, but hopefully you like it, Juju.