Kirito POV
Waking up early wasn't my style, but to avoid punishment from Louise, it must be done. Waiting for the perfect time, I tiptoed into the bathroom.
People believe that every bathroom was poorly designed. Well, not this one. There were fancy wall pieces, smooth marble floors and a bathtub made of gold colored steel. There was already a bath house in the school so having a tub here didn't make much sense. Even the toilet looks like it was built for a king. All this led to one explanation, Louise came from a wealthy family.
Looking at my surroundings, I got an urge to take a quick bath. "I'm pretty dirty, right now." Looking at myself. "A simple bath can't hurt anyone." With that in mind, I took off my armor and clothes, forgetting the fact that I was now a female. Veiwing my naked female body with wide eyes, I couldn't stop staring. The curves on my waist was perfect. The white and smooth skin on my body and the size of my breasts made me a force to be wreaking with.
The image of myself in the mirror, made me blush. It almost made my nose bleed because I usually see my male body instead of this and couldn't get the hang of it. For some reason, dirty thoughts crowded my mind. Shaking the thought of what I could do to my new body, I filled the tub with warm water and stepped inside. "This is the best day of my life, in this new world," I thought out loud.
After the short bath and drying myself off with a cloth that's folded on a shelf in the bathroom. I decided that I should wear girl underwear instead of the male type. It's only reasonable because I was a female. Plus, more people will think that I'm a weirdo if I stayed with the male underwear. Quietly, I looked inside the drawer in search for some underwear that I would be borrowing from Louise. Luckily, there were black ones which matches my outfit.
At first sight of myself wearing them, the feeling of embarrassment gave me goosebumps. In fact, it felt pretty comfortable. Before I put on my armor and clothes, I shorten my black pants to make myself more appealing to the opposite sex. I didn't know why I did that. Maybe it was that my girly side had finally overpowered the manly side of me. Not for long, I tiptoed out of the room feeling refreshed and clean.
No one was really awake this early, but the ones that did either ignored me or stared at me, like I was an outcast. My exploration of the school continued for another half hour. The only difference I could make out of this place to my world were the use of magic and technology. The monsters here were weirder than weird. I had seen more the dozens of monsters in Alfheim, but this was just over the top.
Besides from that, there was nothing to see or people to talk to. While exploration the upper floor, a sudden noise got my attention. I walked towards a room that I believe to the the school office. Peaking inside, I was able to see a green haired lady with glasses, beating on an old man.
"Stop being a pervert and do your job as the headmaster of this school, Osmond!" The green haired lady ordered, angrily.
"But I'm old. I need to enjoy the little time I have." Replied the old man(Osmond). "Plus, you should stop wearing those pink panties. It doesn't suit your evil aura. I think that gray with black strips is b-" Osmond received another smack in the head from the lady.
"Go do your job!" She asked ordered once more, with flaring eyes. Scared half to death, Osmond obeyed. "O-okay, Longueville." Osmond replied, standing up. But not before noticing my presence.
"Ah, you must be Miss Kirito, the familiar of Louise. Please come in." He invited, the fear disappearing from his face. Surprised, I walked in nervously. "Hi, headmaster Osmond." I said and gave him a bow, blushing.
"I guess you heard of me," he smiled and stroking his long beard. "What were you doing here?"
"Well, I kind of dropped by and heard the commotion that's going on in this area."
"So you were eavesdropping." Osmond corrected. "You can sa-" I was cut short when a white mouse crawled inside my shorts. I stood up, freaking out. The next thing I knew, the mouse came out and crawled towards the headmaster's shoulder and started squeaking in his ear.
"So you have black panties. Terrible." Turning towards Longueville, he began to say. "See what I'm talking about, you females don't have a sense of style."
At that very moment, I knew why girls didn't like the fact that males kept looking at their underwear. I looked at Longueville and she looked back at me. It seems that we both had the same idea so together as one, we surrounded Osmond.
"So what should we do." I asked Longueville, while facing the old man. Looking at Osmond, "Would you want be kicked at or punched at." Longueville asked the scared headmaster. "How about none of the above." He answered.
With that, we readied our fists and legs, but before we could land a single hit, Osmond fainted from fear. Feeling satisfied, we left him alone on his desk, still unconscious.
"Thanks for the help Kirito." Longueville said.
"Don't mention it. He should've known what's coming to him for looking at a female's panties." I joked. We parted ways afterwards, laughing at what we have done.
Walking out the office , my stomach began to roar, demanding to be fed. "Sorry old friend," I muttered. The thought of fresh meat made me drool. There happened to be a forest outside the walls of the school which should contain plenty of prey.
I ran out into the wilderness, into the forest. There wasn't much to see except for wildlife and some monsters in the shadows. The environment made me home sick because it looked so much like the forests in Alfheim.
I hid behind trees, boulders and bushes as cover to find my prey and hide away from predators. While hiding behind a full grown oak tree, I heard noise coming from my left. Dashing towards the sound, a small rabbit appeared in my view of sight. Without a second thought, I took out my five-seven pistol, aimed and shot at the creature, immobilizing it. Coming closer to my prey, it I activated my phantom blade, finishing the job with a blow in the head. Feeling proud, I picked up my prize and walked back.
Catching your meal wasn't so hard, but finding someone that could turn it into a delicious meal is. Without any directions, the search was desperate and hard. As a final resort, I asked a waitress for directions. "Excuse me, can you tell me where I can find the kitchen?"
"The kitchen is west from here in that building over there." She turned towards me and pointed. The waitress seems nice and about my age. She actually looks cut with the dress, but I couldn't tell her that or it'll make me a lesbian.
"Thanks." I replied. "Nice to meet you, I'm Kirito." Giving me a smile, she told me her name. "Nice to meet you too. I'm Siesta. Also are you the familiar of Louise and is it true that you are a commoner."
"What's a commoner?" I queried.
"A commoner is someone who can't use magic and nobles are the ones that can."
"If you say it like that, then yes I am." I announced, with pride. The pride soon faded and replaced with embarrassment when the traitorous devil of a stomach growled. Realizing the situation Siesta ended the conversation. "Let us meet again, Kirito." She said, kindly. We parted ways after that.
There was nothing to do on the way to the kitchen, but think about my friends. A crazy thought somehow sneaked into my brain. I'm a girl now so having Asuna as my wife would make me a lesbian. I love her and that's a fact, but is marrying another female legal. Arriving at the kitchen entrance, I shaked the image out off me. The kitchen wasn't hard to miss. There was a sign that said, "Kitchen=Meat Lovers." Weird, but reasonable. Pushing the door open, a buffed guy, who happens to be the chef welcomed me. For some reason, he kept reminding me of Agil, the bartender. "May I help you miss Kirito." He asked.
"Can you help me cook the wild rabbit I caught from the forest?" I replied with a kind smile and cute eyes. "And how do you know my name?"
"Well, you see, rumors about you spread throughout the school pretty quick and yes, I will help you cook the rabbit." The chef laughed and gently took the rabbit to his cooking station. "Thanks for doing this for me." I said.
"We are all commoners. So make yourself at home, cutey." He replied without giving me eye contact. Confused by his action, I took a closer at him, seeing his face hot red. Did he fell for me, I thought, uncomfortably. Being called cute is weird enough, but having someone love the genderbent version of you is just overwhelming.
Louise POV
"Where the heck are you." I screamed in frustration. That stupid excuse for a familiar didn't even do her chores. Plus, I couldn't believe that I fell for her little tricks. But this time I'll be prepared. I thought with anger. That's when I spotted her, happily jogging around the grass fields. Flames engulfed my body(or so Kirito said), as I stormed over to her. Knowing the situation, Kirito gave me an excuse. "I couldn't read the language the writing was in and I was hungry." She pleaded, but I was too smart for her tricks to work.
"Hungry, you say," I gave her a wicked smile. " As punishment for disobeying your master. You. Can't. Eat. For. A. Week."
Shocked by what I had said, my familiar started to beg for mercy, but there wasn't any left so I left her there covered in tears. Maybe I was too hard on her. I thought worried, still walking. Oh, well. What's done is done.
