Dear Mr. Voldemort,

We are sad to inform you that your account has been deleted due to the use of the Avada Kedavra curse against you. Please make yourself a new account if you wish to remain in Wizletters.

Sincerely,

Wizletters

Creator Mr Harry Potter.

(not on Wizletters obviously)

Voldemort: What!? Fine I will make a new account. (Typing on Wizletters sign up page)

[Wizletters]

Name: Voldemo

Password: ••••••••••••••••••

Voldemort: why? My name's Voldemort not Voldemo! Stupid thingy! Just type!

[Wizletters]: You have been logged in Mr Voldemo. Welcome!

Voldemo's chat page

[Lucius]: Hahaha! My lord your name!

[Voldemo]: Shut up Lucius! Do you want me to punish you.

[Lucius]: No my Lord, I apologize.

[Voldemo]: That isn't good enough!
Avada Kedavra!

Lucius is now offline

The next day

Luci's chat page

[Luci]: Don't you dare mock me!

[Dobby]: Dobby would never! JK!

[Luci]: What did you say you
Insolent creature?!

Dobby is now offline