Dear Mr. Voldemort,
We are sad to inform you that your account has been deleted due to the use of the Avada Kedavra curse against you. Please make yourself a new account if you wish to remain in Wizletters.
Sincerely,
Wizletters
Creator Mr Harry Potter.
(not on Wizletters obviously)
Voldemort: What!? Fine I will make a new account. (Typing on Wizletters sign up page)
[Wizletters]
Name: Voldemo
Password: ••••••••••••••••••
Voldemort: why? My name's Voldemort not Voldemo! Stupid thingy! Just type!
[Wizletters]: You have been logged in Mr Voldemo. Welcome!
Voldemo's chat page
[Lucius]: Hahaha! My lord your name!
[Voldemo]: Shut up Lucius! Do you want me to punish you.
[Lucius]: No my Lord, I apologize.
[Voldemo]: That isn't good enough!
Avada Kedavra!
Lucius is now offline
The next day
Luci's chat page
[Luci]: Don't you dare mock me!
[Dobby]: Dobby would never! JK!
[Luci]: What did you say you
Insolent creature?!
Dobby is now offline
