Hmm, well, I got a satisfactory amount of reviews this time, and so I've gone back to post-tattoo one-shot and given you... *mutters under breath* fiflss fiyro..

Fiyero: I'm sorry was that?

I SAID HERE IS SHIRTLESS FIYERO IN A MALL!


Dancing Through the Mall

"Fiyero," Elphaba groaned as they enter the mall, "I swear to Lurline, if you don't put a shirt on, I will put you in one myself!" Secretly, however, she hoped he'd keep it off.

"I can't," Fiyero replied, seemingly oblivious to the three, 14 year-old girls who fainted when they saw him shirtless. "I want to show off my tattoo."

"And his abs," Boq muttered under his breath to Elphaba who snickered in agreement.

"FIFI!" a loud squeal came from above. The trio looked up to see Galinda looking over the rail on the second floor happily.

"Why in Oz aren't you wearing a shirt, sweetie?" she called down confusedly, attracting the attention of even more adolescent girls who swooned.

"Because I'm Dancing Though Life…. WITH MY SHIRT OFF!" he yelled back, throwing his arms in what was supposed to be a grand manner. He ran to a nearby table in the food-court and began singing:

"The trouble with malls is," he sang to the normal tune he sang all his songs, "they always try to make you spend money. Believe me, I've bought enough stupid stuff to know. They want you to buy more hair gel, more…"

A hundred thirteen year-old fan-girls ran from nowhere and gathered around the table he was singing and dancing on while Galinda ran down the stairs followed by Shen Shen and Pfanee.

Elphaba and Boq, however, were frozen to the spot, unable to believe that anyone, even the most scandalacious prince in Oz, would have the nerve to start singing on a table for absolutely no reason at all.

"…Dancing through stores," Fiyero continued. "Getting a great deal. Sometimes you even might find a sale. Nothing's worth it, but knowing nothing's worse it. That's just the mall, so keep buying more!"

"Oh sweet Oz," Elphaba muttered as what seemed like the entire mall around them began dancing too.

"What is this: some kind of musical?" Boq exclaimed, just as thoroughly upset as Elphaba was.

"Dancing through stores, trying and buying, make sure you use your Platinum Oz Card. Life is frightful, when you ain't spiteful-"

"'Ain't' isn't even a word!" Elphaba cried exasperatedly.

"We need to do something!" Galinda declared, not wanting to admit she was actually jealous of the fan-girl attention her Fifi was getting.

"Agreed!" Pfanee and ShenShen both said.

"Clones," Boq muttered under his breath and Elphaba smirked.

"Well," Elphaba said through her smirk, "why do you propose we do?"

"Hmm, I've got it!" Galinda squealed. "Pfanee, ShenShen, come with me!" And with that the three ran off into a men's clothing store.

"…Well, what now?" Boq asked. Elphaba shrugged. A few minutes later, they spotted Galinda pulling Fiyero down from the table as Pfanee pulled a pair of white pants out of a grey bag.

"You deserve each other," Galinda sang to him, "these pants and you, you both so… white? (A/N: LOL, get it? Cause they're both- SHUT UP!) You deserve each other so here; it was all Elphaba's idea!" Elphaba's mouth dropped open and Boq burst out laughing.

"Oh my Oz, they're perfect!" Fiyero squealed in a Galinda-like fashion. He hugged them tightly to his chest as Galinda skipped toward Elphaba and Boq happily.

"See? It worked!" she said. Elphaba, who'd finally composed herself.

"Uh, Galinda?" she said.

"What?"

"Turn around."

Galinda turned around and gasped. How Fiyero had changed his pants so quickly was beyond her, but he was now going all out on the dancing along with the rest of the crowd.

"And the strange thing," he sang with the crowd, "your pants could end up changing, when you're dancing THROUGH MALLS!" (A/N: I didn't even plan this line! It just happened! Like white pants!)

"Thank you everybody! I'll be here all-"

"FIYERO!" his girlfriend screeched.

"I was going to say, 'week' but my name works too!" he agreed, winking at a random girl in the crowd.

"Whoa!" Galinda exclaimed on the way out the door as Fiyero was putting his shirt back on (after much 'encouragement' from Elphaba).

"Fifi, is that a tattoo?"

"Uh… I can explain…" he said, looking around the area for an escape. "Uhh, ELPHABA DID IT!" And with that, he ran down the street. Elphaba, who'd been returning the 'borrowed' white pants Galinda had gotten from the store, returned to see him skipping down the road clumsily.

"Is he drunk or something?"

"Or something indeed," Galinda nodded. They all looked at her confusedly.

"Oh, did I say that out loud?" she asked, looking around.

"Yes," they all said.

"Uhh…" She looked around for an excuse.

"EPHIE DID IT!"

"And," Boq muttered, "with that, Galinda, Elphaba, and Fiyero skipped into the sunset, not realizing that just days later, Elphaba would be a fugitive and-"

"What was that, Boq?" Elphaba interrupted.

"Uh… ELPHABA DID IT!"

And then Elphaba was alone.

"…..I am so confused right now."


Well, there you have it! I don't know why, but I have this urge to do a mini Wicked song parody in every chapter! Lemme know if you think it's a good idea to squeeze one in! Also any ideas or suggestions (are those the same thing?) are appreciati-fied. And now I'm going to finished wiping off this maple syrup that SOMEBODY THROW ON MY FACE WITH A STACK OF PANCAKES!

Fiyero: "It was an accident and I said I was sorry like three times!"

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