'Just to let you know, we own Yune, ourselves,'

'And no one from OHSHC!'

The day was as regular as it got at Ouran. I have gone here, and worked at the Host club for over three weeks.

"Yu-Chan!" Hunny skipped happily toward me like he always did when we went to class together. It was time to go to my 8th period class, science. I was at my locker looking for my text book. It took me minutes to find out that it wasn't there.

"Crap…"

"Something wrong Yu-Chan?" He tilted his head cutely to the side.

"I left my text book at home." I banged my head agents the hard metal locker, or at least I tried too. Mori held my shoulder back. Apparently he couldn't bare to see me in physical pain.

"Well share." He told me.

"Thanks Mori!" He gave me a warm smile, it suited him well too. Too bad he doesn't wear it more often.

After class.

"MOLESTER!" Our trio had finished class minutes ago to find a young sobbing woman in the middle of a large crowd.

"What's the matter?" I heard someone ask.

"A…a… a boooy!" It was had to understand her she was so worked up. "He forced himself on… on… toooop of mmmm…ME!" 'I didn't know they had people like that here.'

"Did you see his face?" Tamaki and the rest of the host club was on the other side of the club.

"He had blonde hair, and it was long and frizzy." 'It can't be.' "He is as tall as Tamaki." 'This isn't looking good.' "And he wasn't from this school!"

"All right men! We are looking for a long hair, blonde boy who is not from this school!" Tamaki announced heroically and ran out leading the host club with him.

"Hey, did he have a book with him?" She nodded her head. "Aw CRAP" I yelled. I ran after the host club, hoping to beat them to the perpetrator. It took little time to find the host club. Tamaki's voice carries.

"The host club's job is to make young woman happy, and that includes protecting them from people like you!" I heard him say. Tamaki was about to jump the blonde idiot, when I jumped in between the two, taking Tamaki's Mr. Bear's Jump Kick. I fell on top of the target, and under Tamaki.

"Can't breath, get off." Tamaki was then picked up by Mori who offered his hand to me. I took it, brushing off dust.

"Yune! I knew you loved me!" Introducing Demitri, my friend from home. A guy you do not want as a friend if you are a girl. "You put your life on the line to keep me from harm!" He hugged me, lips too close to mine, and hands wandering to far down.

"Let go Demitri, or so help me!" He backed away, then handed me my text book. "Your way late, you know that right?'

"Sorry!"

"I take it you two know each other." The twins said.

"Know each other! I am Demitri, her lover!" I hit him on the back of the head.

"Only in your sick delusions!"

"It is no dream my love, one day you will be mine!"

"Are we forgetting about the girl he hurt!?" Hikaru asked.

"I didn't do it!" Demitri yelled, putting his hands up in the air. "Yune can vouch for my innocence!"

"The thing is, I know you too well. I could see you doing something like that…" I shrugged.

"How could you say that!? It happened like this…

I was walking down the hallway looking for Yune, and that's when I saw this hot girl. I tapped her shoulder to ask if she knew where Yune was. She told me she didn't know so I went to go looking again. That was when I slipped on my shoe, and I fell on top of her." I rolled my eyes. To be honest, I could see the story going both ways.

"I guess that clears him." The rest of the host club shook there heads in agreement.

"Now that, that is settled, you can leave!" I pushed Demitri away and led him out. After I went back to the host room, carrying a box with me.

"Hey Hunny! Your cake!" It seemed like he appeared from out of nowhere when I said cake.

"CAKE!" He took the box from my hands and ran off with it. "Thank you!"

"Your welcome!"

"Yune-Senpai!" The twins called. In there hands was a pink nurse's outfit.

"Please tell me you don't expect me to put that on."

"Well…" They shoved the outfit and me into a changing room.

"Hey!" I shouted. Then I felt a dozen pair of arms on me. They undressed me and ran out with my clothes. "WHAT THE HELL?! Get back here!"

"We heard about the trouble you gave Mori-Senpai, so we sent in a bunch of our maids to help out." Hikaru started.

"We didn't think you would go with it, so we had them take you clothes. You'll get them back after the host club!" I could just feel steam streaming from my ears. I angrily slipped on the hideous nurse's outfit. It was a pink on piece outfit, the skirt part not even to my knees. Oh, they are going to die. Even worse, this outfit brocasted my E-cup chest. I hate all eyes on me when it is because of my look. I shyly steeped out of the room, arms covering my chest as much as possible.

"Hikaru, Kaoru." I mumbled angrily. The cowards left. It was early still, so there was no one but the host club here.

"Yu-Chan you look pretty in that dress!" A vain popped, I just know it. Lucky for Hunny, Mori got the idea and took him away.

"Wait a minute… Why aren't you guys dressed up!"

"What do you mean? We aren't cosplaying today." 'I am not kidding anymore, those twins are going to die!'

"Yune-Senpai, you look really good!" Speak of the devil.

'Yes?'

'Not you.'

"You two are sooo dead!" I chased after them both, only catching Kaoru. I removed his shirt and jacket and when I catch Hikaru, his pants will go.

"Yune!" I heard two voices call. It was Demitri, and Senro. Senro was a close friend, more like a brother. Enough of that though, for the time being, I turned too look at the horror stricken Demitri.

"Is this what you are doing after school?! You should've just told me you needed money, you didn't have to become a rich boys toy!" I twitched as Demitri hugged me.

"Rich boys toy…" I could have died. "Let me get this strait. You think I was so poor and desperate, I became a toy for these guys!?" I screamed pointing at the host club boys. He shook his head yes. I lost it, I hit him so hard he hit the wall, creating a dent the shape of his body on it. He twitched a couple times before going limp.

"You know, causing him head trauma everyday is why he doesn't learn his lesion." Senro told me.

"He has it coming each and every time." Senro put his arm over my shoulder and pulled me real close to him.

"So what the hell are you doing with these rich boys? You told me you had a job, but you never told me what for. You even forbid us from coming around after school…"

"I hope your not implying I am prostituting for them." Senro took off his button up shirt and handed it to me.

"Just do me a favor and cover up." I blushed ten shades of red. I forgot about the nurse's outfit.

"Now, which one of you dressed up Yune like that?!" Looks like Demitri made an early recovery.

"We did." The twins raised their hands. Demitri flashed them a smile and put out his hand.

"You two are now my best friends."

"What does that make us?!" Senro asked.

"It makes you bystanders." I cheered.

"Finally! I never thought I would see the day I would separate from you!"

"Hey, aren't you going to introduce us to your friends?" Senro asked.

"Sure. The twins are Hikaru and Koaru, Mori is the tall one, and the guy on his back is Hunny. The guy in glasses is my boss Kyouya, Tamaki is the blonde boy, and Haruhi is the short guy over there."

"Then it's final! You all will join us for dinner tomorrow!" Demitri announced. "It will be at Yune's, at no later then 6!"

"We get to see Yu-Chan's house!?"

"You know, normally people get the owners permission, before inviting people over."

"But I want my new friends to come over! Please!" Demitri hung on my foot like a child. He kicked and screamed for my approval.

"Fine. Your the one who has to clean up after them."

"YAY! Did ya here that guys!? You can come over! Let's go Demitri, Yune has work to do." They left without another word.

End Chapter

'I love Demitri.'

'Senro is better.'

'Yeah right. Like that would ever happen.'

'He is so better!'

'It should be fun to see how this plays out. After all, it's not like Yune lives in a commanders setting.'

'It will be fun, and I am very proud. You didn't interrupt once!'

'Damn, I knew I forgot something.'

'Must you use such foul language?'

'At least I can swear.'

'I can too!'

'Wizard swears don't count.'

'Voldemorts nipple!'