Ahahaha, I finally updated! Sorry for the delay QwQ… Excuse me for errors.

Chapter 4: For the Love of Yaoi

Slipping my fingers around the door handle, I slide the door open and poked my head in. My eyes made a quick scan around the room.

No Hibari in sight.

I mentally smirked. As predicted, the skylark would spend his time during recess elsewhere from the disciplinary room and if I have to take a guess. 'He should be at the rooftop, sleeping'

"What are you doing?" Gokudera questioned and I straightened up. "Nothing"

Stepping into the room, the group followed me into the room. Gokudera was sceptical when he first heard the idea and wouldn't stop bugging me about it. It was annoying but he finally (reluctantly) stopped when Tsuna intervened. Yamamoto, that guy who thinks everything is a game, was happy to tag along despite being yelled at by the transfer student. While Tsuna, he really had no other choice since both of his tutors wanted this. That and the dark glint from the baby was terrifying.

Desperate in getting my phone back, I got a bit nosy and went around asking a few questions from the members of the student council. I internally jumped when I heard the disciplinary committee had just recently claimed the room, so there were no door signs that read the committee's name, yet. The group behind me have absolutely no idea what I'm leading them into. All of them except for maybe Reborn.

I glanced at the fedora-wearing baby on Yamamoto's shoulder. 'It's either me or Reborn.' I thought in my mind. 'It's bound to happen, they would try to claim the room and get bitten to death either way. No harm is done in taking this to my advantage' I smirked, glad that my plan to retrieve back my yaoi stash in falling into place.

"What are you smiling about?" Gokudera narrowed his eyes and I rolled mine. "I'm just happy that this room is perfect for the base. I mean, it's huge and spacious" Jabbing a finger towards a leather couch. "And it's refurbished too, a win-win. Don't you think so Reborn?"

It was quite odd for the baby to actually listen to me in the first place but I figured that Reborn had set his eyes on introducing Hibari into the family, making Tsuna's cloud guardian. He also probably knew that the prefect would show up any time soon.

The baby smirked but didn't respond, jumping from the baseball teen to a desk nearby. The guys start to explore or in Yamamoto's case, flopping down to the couch to relax. I set myself into motion, pulling out drawers and opening up cupboards. Most of the drawers were empty, some of them were filled with paper and stationeries.

Moving on from one furniture to the other, I was growing more and more desperate on trying to find my phone. Slamming the cabinet close with more force than needed, I move on to the desk by the window. Pulling on the lowest drawer, it opened to a pile of random items and I broke into a huge smile. Shuffling through the pile of magazines, toys, porn and I saw it. There it is, sitting in the middle of a pile of random shits, my phone.

"Yes!" I screamed, clasping my face in my hands. "You're here! Ohohoho I found you!" I crackled, gaining the attention of other occupants in the room.

"Shirley?" Tsuna called out from behind the desk. Picking up my phone, I pump it high into the air. "Tsuna look! It's my precious beautiful yao-…phone!" Being yaoi deprived is equivalent to being mentally tired, I almost slipped 'yaoi stash' in the midst of joy.

Amused, Tsuna gave me a smile but he titled his head. "But why is it here?" I immediately broke eye contact with the boy and cleared my throat. "No idea" Two figures of shadow loomed over me, I look back to see Yamamoto and Gokudera standing behind me.

"Ah! Those are my dynamites!" Gokudera's hand reached down and picked the explosives up. "And there's my baseball!" Yamamoto exclaimed behind from behind. He shifted to my left side and crouched down. Picking up the ball in his hand he grinned happily. "I thought this was confiscated by the disciplinary committee."

"Mine was taken away by them too," Gokudera told the other, collecting back his weapons. Gulping inaudibly, I made myself busy by shifting my hands about in the drawer. I could see Gokudera, who had taken the spot to my right, frown. "Wait what room is this?"

My movement froze for a second and I strained my smile. 'Crap'

"It didn't state anything by the front door…" Tsuna spoke from the other side of the desk, worry lacing his voice. "I believe the head prefect of the Disciplinary Committee took the phone away from you" Reborn spoke. I gaped, snapping my head up to the baby.

"W-Well yeah, a week ago" I quickly tucked my phone into the safety of my pockets, blatantly ignoring the questioning gaze directed towards me.

Gokudera's eyes narrow in suspicion, but…

Time's up.

"Herbivores…what are you doing here." Rage rolled off each and every word. Slowly, the three of us stood up to see Hibari standing by the door, dark murderous intent leaking out his form. Tsuna, who was still facing me, was too petrified to turn around to face the skylark. Instead, he stayed still, his terrified gaze locking with mine with an expression that says, you knew…

I tried my best to look innocent and confused but soon switch to apologetic, because no matter how hard I tried, I can feel no remorse from this. "Hibari!" Yamamoto smiled, his arms latched behind his head, relaxed. "Are you here to join us too?"

"This is the disciplinary committee room, you are trespassing" He glowered, snapping his tonfa into view. "Ahahaha, is that so?" Yamamoto laughed, not bothered by the glare he was receiving. "Tsuna and the baby plans to make it into our secret base! Do you wanna join?"

I just stared at the baseball boy in awe, did he really just- how can he- just how does he do that?

Tsuna squeaked at the glare the prefect was giving him when he was slapped by Reborn who said something I missed.

Hibari's eyes narrowed, tightening his grip on his tonfa. "I'll bite you to death!" He lunged to the nearest person in sight which luckily isn't me but Tsuna. The brunet let out a horrified scream as he dived out of the way, rolling behind the couch for protection. Gokudera, being a protective right-hand man he thinks he is, snapped and tried to tackle the prefect. Yamamoto's eyes grew sharp and joined the fight, dodging the attacks and swings the prefect was giving while giving off attacks of his own.

Reborn was observing the scene with a satisfied smirk. Leon was crawling around his fedora excitedly, its' yellowish eyes gleaming under the light. While I on the other hand…honestly don't know what to do. Standing behind the desk, I watched the boys exchange blows with my mouth wide open.

I kind of expected this to happen but my brain didn't seem to process on what I should do next. My main objective was to get in, get my phone, get out. But it failed to think what I should do in between. Guessed that I was so blinded at getting my phone back that I didn't think much of it.

Diving down, I was about to close the drawer before something familiar cover caught my attention. Reaching down I pulled out a magazine and gaped. 'Holy shit'

Pulling the book closer to my face. 'This…this is the latest issue of Fujoshi Dreams magazine'. I honestly shouldn't be doing this and should be figuring out a plan to save myself, but please, this book was sold out before I could get my hands on it. I had been expecting it for weeks and the feeling that I had when I found out it was sold out was devastating. Snatching the book out of the drawer, I silently thanked and apologized to which poor fujoshi soul who got her book taken away. Ignoring the fight before me momentarily I flipped the book open and start to absorb the materials within with glee.

It was a stupid move, really, I mean who would read a BL manga in the middle of a fight. If it were anyone else, I would have slapped my head and just be amazed at the stupidity. But then, here I am, sucking in the yaoi energy with a perverted grin on my face, crouching behind Hibari's desk like a freak that I am. Seriously, this is not the smartest thing to do.

But still, there's an on-going fight, the desk that serves to cover me was eventually kicked over. I squealed, falling back to land on my behind. I look up to see Hibari glaring at me, his eyes further narrowing at the book in my hands. My grin to him was all teeth.

Instincts screamed at me to dart out of the way. The spot that I was in before was struck with a tonfa, cracks spreading all the tile as the weapon struck the cement. I paled at the sight. 'That's…that's not normal' and to think I thought the bruise Hibari gave was bad.

Adrenaline pumped in my veins as I ran from the prefect, jumping over furniture and sliding across the floor, the magazine I was reading before tight in my hand. Danger or not, I'm not letting this treasure slip from me.

There was a yell from behind. I looked back just in time to see Tsuna's clothes being ripped off. With inhuman speed, the boy started to attack Hibari who which was unamused. Stopping on my feet, I stood up straight to watch the fight. Repeatedly knocked away, crashing into walls, desks and floor but Tsuna got up every time to resume his fight with Hibari. It was amazing however the hyper dying will mode only last for 5 minutes.

As I watch the fire on Tsuna's forehead die down in horror, Hibari grabbed the boy's wrist and hurled him towards an unsuspecting Yamamoto. Tsuna shrieked, crashing against the baseball player.

My breath hitched and I could feel blood rushing up to my face.

Yamamoto tried to catch Tsuna with his hands but the momentum had them both colliding back onto the still standing couch behind. Tsuna had crashed onto the taller teen's lap, straddling him while Yamamoto who had his back lying flat on the couch had his hands on the smaller boy's waist. Their gaze locked, looking at each other in shock. And Tsuna's half-naked state doesn't help the situation either.

"Hell yeah!" I screamed, my hands curled into fists, digging them into my cheeks as I jumped in circles. "8027!" I'm pretty sure this didn't happen in the manga nor anime but, this is real life. Not all details are listed in the manga right? Those minor (coughyaoimomentscough) details. Flashing two thumbs up at Hibari, I was rewarded with a furious flying chair.

Gokudera, who had been kicked into a pile of broken furniture before, got up with a war cry. Whipping out dynamites, he threw them at Hibari with all his might. I did a double take and paled. The exhilaration from before died immediately. 'That's a lot of dynamites.'

Reborn who was somehow engaged with Hibari seems to have noticed this as well. Sending the prefect across the room with a firm kick to the chest, he turned Leon into a whip. Reborn slashed the weapon across the room, the whip wrapping itself around the boys tightly and he jumped out of the window.

I repeat, 'the boys, the three boys I brought here, were taken'. I glanced at the pile of lighted dynamites on the floor and my stomach sunk. 'And I'm not'

Reborn, that bastard, he willingly followed my plan to the committee room. But I guess he wasn't pleased with the thought of being manipulated. So he exerted revenge on not saving me… But still, he followed willingly and I can't exactly jump out of the window since the room is several floors above ground unless I want to break myself.

"Damn you Reborn!" I cursed out loud, diving towards the back of the couch, I manage to curl myself into a ball just before the explosives went off.

The force of the explosion was so strong that it sent the couch shielding me tumbling back, crushing and pushing me against the wall. I gasped out in pain as a broken piece of wood dug into my skin. I could feel the heated wave of air scorching my skin.

The explosion was so violent that it had my ears ringing. Heaving deep breaths, I waited for everything to go still. I waited until my ears to pick up the crackling of flames, tumbling of rubbles and distant screaming.

Hissing in pain, I pushed the heavy couch off of me with my limbs. Wobbling, I lift myself up with great difficulty. Narrowing my blurry sight at the scene before me. I could see a huge gaping hole at the edge of the room, opening to a view of the front gates where students and teachers were rushing out of the school campus.

Small flames were burning on wooden furniture, producing smoke and ashes, flying out into the open air. I cough harshly into my hand, pushing the couch further, I stepped out from being trapped in between, taking in my destroyed surroundings.

Everything around me was reduced to broken pieces. The glass in the windows was gone and the sills were charred black. 'This is an unexpected outcome…'

Touching the sides of my thigh, I could see my phone was still safe in my pocket. Glancing down at my left hand, the magazine survived the explosion since I shield it with my body. 'Oh well, at least it's a good harvest.'

Just as I was about to move towards the entrance to exit which was cluttered and blocked with rubbles. I saw a figure moving among the pile of debris. The figure got up with staggered movements and step out of the smoke and dust.

My heart sank.

Reborn kicked Hibari towards the door, both saving him from the explosion and dooming me to my death... I don't know whether it is planned or not but knowing the baby, it could be. 'No, definitely'.

Seeing that I have to fight my way out of this if I want to keep my harvest, I quickly rolled the magazine and held it tightly in my right hand. Shifting my legs in a stance, I heaved a deep breath. There's a reason why I took extra hours after taekwondo practice, this, this is the sole reason. To save my phone and my yaoi deprived mind.

Hibari waved his hand to clear off the smoke, his narrowed steel grey eyes landed on me. His scowl deepens as he takes in my fighting stance. Picking up his tonfa among the debris, he takes a stance, eyes fierce. 'Holy shit, he's furious. Oh god he's furious'. The bravado I had before disintegrated. 'Maybe I should love my dear life better and ditch all this...'

But it was too late to do that as Hibari lunged towards me. Fear clung to me limbs heavily as I clumsily avoided the prefect's dangerous blows. Bumping into a stray broken table, I fell back onto the floor. My eyes widen in terror as a tonfa came strikes down. Shrieking I managed to scramble out of the spot and on to my feet.

'This shit is soo bad' I screamed in my head, taking my stance again but this time, I'm trembling. I'm facing a ferocious beast that wouldn't hesitate to send me to the emergency room while I, a herbivore that is scared shitless, risking her life just for the love of yaoi.

For the love of yaoi.

I widen my legs and shifted, eyes never leaving Hibari who effortlessly yanked his tonfa out of the floor. To be honest, doing all of this just for the love of yaoi is just ridiculous and downright stupid. I'm starting to regret all of this but…

'You already got this far…' I pursed my lips, tasting blood in my mouth. 'Might as well finish it. And as Reborn always says' Hibari attacked me again, swinging his tonfa wildly that I could just feel the force with my skin as I dodged. Sharpening my gaze on his arms, I gritted my teeth.

"Do it with your dying will" I whispered to myself and tensed the muscles in my left arm. Just as Hibari take another swing at me with his left, I grabbed his arm and push it down with all might. Raising my right arm high in the air, I screamed.

"SEIII!" I smacked Hibari on the back of his head with the magazine in hand, hard. And surprisingly, he stumbled.

Not even going to be shocked at how it turned out, I spun my body and gave the prefect a well-aimed kick on the side. Without a moment to lose, I dashed for the door. Jumping over the pile of rubble, I sprinted down the corridors and jumped stairs. Never once did I look back, fearing for the demonic prefect hot on my trail. I never ran so fast in my two lives.

I head straight to the school gates. Once there, I didn't stop. Turning sharp on my heels, I ran down the streets and straight to home. I cried in happiness when I see the familiar house coming into view but it was short-lived when I saw there were people up front.

Skidding to a stop, I took a good look. 'If it's Hibari, then that boy isn't human anymore'.

For some reason, I burst into laughter when tufts of fluffy brown hair were the first thing I saw. By the gates was Tsuna, Gokudera and Yamamoto. All looking battered up and restless. Hearing my footsteps, Tsuna spun around and broke into a relieved smile.

"Thank goodness! You're alright!" He heaved. "But you're injured!" He frowned, pointing at me. Looking down I realised that I was bleeding, the shirt around my stomach was soaked with blotches of blood. I chucked the magazine into my garden and turned around with my back against the boys. I lift my shirt up.

Dark red scratches ran across my stomach, blood painting the area bright red. I gasped in shock. Touching the injury with my fingers, I realised that the scratched were not deep and the bleeding had stopped. My arms were covered in small cuts and dirt.

'Odd, I didn't feel any pain before, I guess that adrenaline drowned it out…'Remembering the moment when the explosives went off, I scowled. 'I must have got it from there…'

"Hey you alright?" Yamamoto's voice ran out from behind. Wiping my hands on my shirt, I turned to face the boys. "Yeah, they're just scratches but I need to get them treated if I don't wanna get infected"

"Tch, you made Jyudaime worried, woman" Gokudera growled and I smiled. "Well, thank you for being worried about my wellbeing too Gokudera" He spluttered, unfolding his arms and yelled. "I'm not!"

"Well, then why are you here then?"

"Because I have to protect Jyudaime from harm of course! You're the reason why this happened!"

I gasped, placing a hand over my heart. "You thought that I would harm Tsuna?" wrapping an arm around Tsuna's shoulder, I pulled him close. "How could I? He's my closest friend!"

"Get your hands off him woman!" The bomber's hand visibly twitched.

Chuckling, I looked at the brunet next to me. He was staring at the blood and dirt that painted my arms, looking very much worried and slightly pale. "You should go to the hospital right away…" Yamamoto stepped closer to inspect my wounds.

I nodded. "And you all should go back home, your parents would be worried if they find out there's an explosion at school."

"I want to go with you!" Tsuna insisted. I tapped the brunet's head with the back of my hand and huffed. "I ran all the way here from school, I'm pretty sure I can make it to the hospital in one piece Tsuna."

"But-!" I waved goodbye in front of the boy's face.

"I'll be really pissed if you come with me okay? I'll call you when I'm all patched up and home."

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In my opinion, the nurse at the hospital won the 'Greatest Reaction' trophy yet. Upon seeing my form, she dropped the food and coffee she was holding. Gasped so deeply that she choked on her own food. Well, it's not every day you see a 13 year old girl covered in blood and ash.

After her co-workers cleared her airway, she dragged me to a room and patched me up neatly. Gave me instructions on how to take care and a stern order to get back home straight away.

Halfway back, Reborn appeared, jumping out of nowhere and landing on the retaining wall I was walking along. "You're alive" He chirped.

I scowled as the earlier events replayed in my mind and face the baby with a scowl. "You did that on purpose…"

I could see the amused glint in the baby's eyes as he tilted his head and pulled off an innocent look, his curls bouncing at the shift. "What are you talking about?"

Infuriated, I glared at the arcobaleno and growled through my teeth. "One day Reborn, one day I swear" He smirked, placing his hands on his hips.

"Some call it a fool to challenge the World's Greatest Hitman"

"Then I'll be that fool." If I was in better shape, I might have swung a fist at the hitman but now my body was screaming for rest and Hibari might appear among the streets of Namimori, prowling for poor souls and my head. And I am so not up for anything that will cost me my life.

"Have a good day Reborn, I hope you ran out of coffee." Without waiting for a reply, I went down the street, stomping my feet hard against the floor. Angry thoughts running in my mind.

One day, I'll put so much salt in your favourite espresso that you'll choke, Reborn.

As petty as my revenge is, I find it oddly fitting.

But soon, the fire in my heart got immediately doused when I realised my hands were empty. Dread washed over me as I gaped, staring into empty space. I curled into a pathetic ball by the sidewalk, cupping my horrid expression in my hands.

Fuck me. I left my bag at school.

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Yeahhhh all that's out. Things are changing with Shirley's involvement, there's bound to be some differences and I hope you all can accept that. I'm sorry if there's OOCs but I'm trying to tune it down as much as I can. As for the magazine, I have always like the word 'Fujoshi Dreams' hahaha, decided to chip it in xD

Now to reply your reviews~

To: MiharuTousaka,

I'm really glad that you find the story funny and thank you for the support!

To: Fang Leone,

I know right? The sight of R27 would be soooo energizing, no caffeine needed hahah

To: CallmeCrazylol,

Well, you got your answer in this chapter. But will she be able to keep it tho? HEH. If Shirley lost her phone forever, she might suffer from yaoi-withdrawal and that's just cruel. Any fujoshis shouldn't have to go through all that…

To: AngelxAngel,

HEHEH, gosh I like how you think. I have plans for our yaoi-loving character but that's for me to write and you to read! Stay tuned~

So that's it y'all. Please PM me if you have questions or ideas, or you can leave it in your reviews!

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I hope you all enjoyed this chapter! Look forward for the next! It's gonna be a ride ahaha~