TY AGAIN to Sesshi's Favorite Cousin and Anya for reviewing again!~ Also thanks to Ryou Worst Nightmare and Kiri-chan220 = ) reviews make for quicker updates~

This is Aly, signing off from the "thank you's". Now onto the disclaimer~

[c=#76039C][PunkInfluincedStar] I'm Like A Fire Cracker, I Make It Hot, When I Put On A Show[/c=11] says (10:19 PM):

ypu'll have to wait for chapter ten

~Random-oCarebearEater~ says (10:19 PM):

BUT BUT BUT BUT

I THOUGHT WE TOLD EACH OTHER EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS STORY

[c=#76039C][PunkInfluincedStar] I'm Like A Fire Cracker, I Make It Hot, When I Put On A Show[/c=11] says (10:20 PM):

not this buddy

lets get a rock

i mean a big ass rock

or maybe something like a cinder block

is better

i'll hiost it up

and drop it on yer face

ma buddy

and before the lights go out

you'll see my smile

and know you've got a friend

who cares

xD

~Random-oCarebearEater~ says (10:20 PM):

umm

~Random-oCarebearEater~ says (10:21 PM):

im not sure if i should smile or cry

is that mean or nice?

ummm

OW MY HEAD

im so confuzzeled

[c=#76039C][PunkInfluincedStar] I'm Like A Fire Cracker, I Make It Hot, When I Put On A Show[/c=11] says (10:21 PM):

xD

~Random-oCarebearEater~ says (10:21 PM):

does it amuse u that u can confuse me with something like that

[c=#76039C][PunkInfluincedStar] I'm Like A Fire Cracker, I Make It Hot, When I Put On A Show[/c=11] says (10:22 PM):

yeah LMAO

~Random-oCarebearEater~ says (10:22 PM):

my eye still hurts...

[c=#76039C][PunkInfluincedStar] I'm Like A Fire Cracker, I Make It Hot, When I Put On A Show[/c=11] says (10:22 PM):

lmao

~Random-oCarebearEater~ says (10:22 PM):

well then...

what happens now?

[c=#76039C][PunkInfluincedStar] I'm Like A Fire Cracker, I Make It Hot, When I Put On A Show[/c=11] says (10:22 PM):

we sleep

~Random-oCarebearEater~ says (10:22 PM):

whay

~Random-oCarebearEater~ says (10:23 PM):

(what+why)

[c=#76039C][PunkInfluincedStar] I'm Like A Fire Cracker, I Make It Hot, When I Put On A Show[/c=11] says (10:23 PM):

because i'm working on chapter four

if that makes sense

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Disclaimer: Well... We no own tmm BUT MAYBE YOU DOOOH!! Ha ha , yeah right....

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Fake It Or Break It:

After an hour of silence, and an hour of Kish torment, Rassberry decided that it was time to work on something for herself. Anything she could do at all, even though Kish was still following her, still reading, but as long as he was quite. She didn't mind.

Candi's POV:]

I don't know where I'm going, but as long as I find what I'm looking for... I don't care if something weird happens in any room, as long as I'm being led into the right room.

I sigh, sort of out of breath from how fast this blonde dude was walking. I'm only a girl. A fat girl. Who loves cake!! Wahh! I saw some over in the kitchen... Well I'm not fat, but still, I feel like it at times.

"So you're the girl we hit with out experimental ray, huh?" The guy says. I can't help it, he looks so ridiculous, I burst into laughter. I seriously can't stop. For a good half hour, I laugh my ass off.

Authors to characters: (a place where we have no control over the characters whatsoever ^^)

Alyssa: -.-U even though that' be something she'd do... A half hour? and Ryou is hot!!!!

Shaelyn: UO.o... Yeah, uhm... I'm writing right now, so yeah....

Ryou: Why are you laughing at me?!?!

Candi: Well, yer really hot... And I felt like a loser...

Ryou: Ok... Like I really care why yer laughing, coming for a little girl like you

Rass&Candi: L.G. HIGH FIVE

Aly&Shae: Uo.o

Back to the story

Ryou raised his eyebrows, still trying to figure out why the girl was laughing so hard.

"What's so funny about being told you're a mutant?" He asked. I was still laughing, clutching my stomach, it hurt like hell.

"I'm... S-sorry, it's just... Your so... HA HA HA HA--" "Wow... Ryou, I mean I didn't know you were this funny." Some tall, really scary guy with a pony (personally, I think it needs to be cut off... -looks over at him...- NAH! Later...) laughed.

"I didn't say anything funny..." Ryou growled. I breathed in, standing up right. "Maybe you're just ugly... In a good way..." Ponytail person said joking. "HEY-" "I said in a good way"

I just stood there, these where the apparent genius in the book? Wow... "Uhm, Hai, I'm Candi, so uhm... Before you start explaining and won't shut up, what animal am I?" I asked, cutting the crap. I just wonder how I would act if I was a tiger... RAWR

"What do you mean- How'd you know-" "You're in a comic, Like seriously, doesn't anyone is Japan even read manga!?" I asked, throwing my hands up into the air. Ryou sighed.

"A book?" He asked, looking upward. Kiicheiro laughed lightly. I'm guessing my laughing is kind of infectious. "Well... We hit two girls walking out by our cafe not to long ago... Instantly we informed everyone..." He started.

"Like the Alien?" I asked, pissed off that he was stalking my best friend. Ryou beamed me a look. "You mean, like a book, about me-erm- us?" He asked, anxious. I roll my eyes.

"Yes. Here." I tossed him the only book i had in my bag, volume one. "Well, yes, they are of no harm right now... What about your friend- Oh, the blonde that was here earlier... Oh my... Yes... You're infused with a Siberian Tiger... I'm sure... I think..." Kiicheiro rambled on.

Ryou grunted getting up from his chair. "There's only one way to find out." He said, walking behind me, I didn't really take much attention towards his action. "How?-" "RAWR!!" He yelled behind me, smirking as i screamed, falling over.

"That was the easiest way I suppose..." Kiicheiro chuckled. "Ow, what does this prove!?" I yelled, my words muffled into the carpet. Ryou kneeled down to me, and grabbed something, it felt like a third leg, which was weird, cuz' I don't have a third leg, at least, I think i don't.

"Proves you're a tiger." He waved my tail in my face. "Greeeeeat." I say, still unsure why or how this is happening.

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"Hmm, what to do...-""L.O.L! WHO'S THE NERD WITH THE PUFFY PANTS AND GREEN HAIR!!" Kish laughed, falling onto the ground from mid-float. Rassberry rolled her eyes. "What?" She asked, as Kish pointed to a picture of himself.

She stared at him, with eye that said 'You need glasses buddy'. "Do You-" "It's you" She cut him off, giggling. Kish's smiled turning into a mad frown. "WHAT!? No way!! I'm WAY, WAY, WAAAAAY cooler than THAT!" He said, exasperatingly.

"Ok..." She said, moving forward. "I mean, look at the hair, its all wrong, its not-" "SHUT UP!" She held her mirror from the basement bath room to him. "HEY! There he is again!" He pointed, smiling like a four year old.. Rassberry sighed at him. "ITS YOU!"

"IS NOT!" k

"IS TOO!" r

"IS NOT!" k

"IS TOO!" r

"IS NOT!" k

"IS TOO!" r

"IS NOT!" k

"IS TOO!" r

"IS NOT!" k

"IS NOT" r

"IS TOO!" k

"Ha, ha!" Rassberry giggled, pointing out what he said. Kish pouted. Crossing his arms. "Fine..." He disappeared, leaving Rassberry, alone (finally) with her thoughts.

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"Ah... What to do, what to do..." She sighed, changing out of her wet, snowy cloths.. "I AM A SUPA STAR, WITH A BIG BIG HOUSE, AND A BIG BIG CAR!!" She yelled, prancing around in her underwear.

"La, la ,la ,la ,la" She giggled grabbing some cloths. She pulled on her blue shorts and white t-shirt. slipping on some black high-tops. She ran and grabbed her phone, dialed Candi's number, and hit talk.

Candi: Hellow, Berri Berri!!

Rassberry: Hey! Wanna hang, i have nothing better to do... I HAVE CAKE!!!!

Candi: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-beep-

Rassberry: K. Bye.

Not more than five minutes later. Candi arrived, bouncy and hyper as ever. "Hiya!" She smiled, jumping around in her sandals. "So... what to do... what to do..." Rassberry tapped her foot.

"hmmm, well we could-" "CRASH! BOOM! SHATTER!" suddenly, Rassberry's window shattered, like a stained window in a church. "OH MY GOD!" She yelled, running over to the person who fell through.

But the sight was more than scary. Slowly, the boy stood up, wielding a chainsaw, in hand. "RASSBERRY! HOW DARE YOU BEAT MEH IN COMBAT!" Masaya yelled, revving up the chainsaw.

"COMBAT? WHAT THE HELL, THAT'S LIKE SAYIN' I HAVE STD'S BUT I NEVER HAD SEX!!!" Rassberry yelled, pointing out that they never fought. "WHOA! WHATS GOING ON!?" Candi yelled running around, screaming for her life. "WELL YOU KNOW THE BOOKS!?"

"YEAH!" Candi answered, slowing down to a stop. Rassberry stopped to take a breath. "Well, meet Masaya, the physcodic. Dude, the books are real!" She informed. "Yeah, I know... I'm Infused with a Tiger, you're a white fox." Candi, nodded, holding a still look. "What!?"

"ENOUGH TALK, TIME TO DIE!!!!" He screamed, turning the chainsaw on, heading straight for Rassberry. She braced herself for the painful blow she was prepared to take. But oddly...

Nothing...

She opened her eyes. Only to see the most ironic picture to fill her mind. Masaya, (A/N: Shaelyn: who is a fag Alyssa: Ok...) Couldn't control the intense chainsaw, and went flying into the wall, with the chainsaw making a rather large hole next to him.

"Oh my freakin' god... YOU'RE PAYING FOR THAT!" Rassberry yelled into the unconscious Masaya's ear. Candi, who practically fainted at the sight of her friend almost dying, straightened herself up and walked over to her.

"Ok... This is weird... I mean-" "Masha! Masha! Masha!" Masha randomly flew into the room, puking up a pendant that headed straight for Rassberry. "WOW! WHAT IS THAT!?" Rassberry yelled, jumping back a bit.

Candi rolled her eyes. " Means your a mew mew.... " She whispered into her ear. "... Duuuh..." Candi nodded. Rassberry started giggling, ignoring the shining pendant, laughing at the fact Masaya's arm was twitching.

"So, are we gonna throw him out the way he came?" Candi asked, kicking him. Rassberry nodded." Yeah, but first..." Rassberry slipped 500$ outta his pocket. "NOT SO FAST BABBIEES!!"

Rassberry moaned in annoyance, as she heard kish. "Why the heck is he here?" Candi pointed, dropping Masaya on his head. "Meh, I don't know... Any news on... The books?" Rassberry asked smiling.

"I'm on Volume 5..." Kish said, his nose in the book. "Already?" Candi asked Rassberry. "Fast reader, with a small brain..." Rassberry answered. "Hey! It's that guy!" He laughed, pointing into the book. Rassberry sighed and, yet again, she pulled out a mirror and showed the reflection to himself. "It's you! GOD!!!!!" She yelled. "No it isn't! The hair is all wrong and... Hey there he is again!" He smiled pointing at the mirror.

"Ok, look... The guy... Who is you... Is reading the same book and-" "OH MY GOD! IT IS ME!!!!!" He yelled. Looking down, sad. Rassberry rolled her eyes, forcing a concerned smile on her face.

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaats, wrong?" She asked. "God... No wonder Ichigo hates me.... Look at what i said to her... I mean... God..." Kish whispered. "Maybe it's time to move on?" She asked shrugging her shoulders.

"Yeah.... yeah... YEAH! YOU'RE RIGHT!! IMMA FIND SOMEONE BETTER THAN ICHIGO! Like that lady over there, the baby on the ground!" Kish pointed to Masaya, smiling.

Rassberry and Candi laughed, out of pure awkwardness. "Umm hate to break it you, but that's Masaya...." Candi said, trying to talk to this creeper. "Masaya...?" "Yeah, do you know him?" She asked.

Kish growled. "Oh I know him, HE'S THE ONE DATING ICHIGO, you BASTARD!!!" He yelled, ripping up the book. Rassberry growled. "HEY! YOU'RE PAYING FOR THE WALL, AND THE BOOK, WHICH IS 20 BUCKS!!!!" She screamed.

"BITE ME!!!" He yelled, sticking his nose up. "HOW HARD!?" She asked. Kish smirked. "As hard as you want baby!" He smiled, disappearing. It was silent in pure awkwardness again.

"Uh... ew?" Candi said, with a disgusted face. "I will get you Masaya, OH YEAH I WILL! A HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!" Kish laughed in a high pitch voice, reappearing, holding the chainsaw threatingly over Masaya's head.

Then, after revving it up he couldn't control it and he ended-up crashing to yet another wall, leaving another huge hole and then instantly disappearing. Rassberry's eye twitched. "HEY! YOU'RE PAYING FOR THAT TOO!!!!"

"This is odd... I mean, Masaya and Kish are both left handed, and can't control the chainsaw... Hmmm interesting..." Candi rubbed her chin, observing the mess. "What's so intermnesting about a bbiiiig, hooooole!!!!?" Rassberry yelled, holding the chainsaw, and crashing into the wall.

"Ow...." She cried, rubbing her head. "Well, with this, we should totally throw them out." Candi suggested. "Yeah, you get to that!" Rassberry said, moving away from teh chainsaw.

Candi slowly plunged Masaya out of the room, he landed with a thud on the out door ground. Rassberry, who was half unconscious, looked at the ripped remains of her book.

"AHH! AN UGLY PICTURE OF KISH!!!! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!" She yelled, attempting to take the chainsaw to it. "WAIT! HERE! Let me, god!" Candi said, grabbing the chainsaw from her friend.

"Heh heh!" They both chuckled evilly, as they ripped apart picture after picture.

Back to Kish

"Hmph… why do i feel so hurt, torn, and unwanted?" He asked himself, floating alone. Suddenly smiling in chibi form he said: "Nah! Everybody wants me!"

Back to Candi, Rassberry, and Teh Chainsaw.

"Hmmm, so what now? Rassberry asked, holding the thought of the chainsaw in her head. Candi smiled, finishing her popsicle. "Hmmm, well why dont we ask them if they're left handed!?"

Rassberry snapped her fingers, raising her eyebrows. "Yeah! Great idea..." Candi frowned. "But, how can we get Kish to come around?" She asked, rubbing her chin. "Like this!"

Rassberry laughed, ripping Candi's cloths off. Revealing... "A night gown?! What the heck!!! I dont even own a night gown!!!" Candi exclaimed, examining her current outfit. "The stories rated PG-13... Ish" "Oooooh!"

"HELLLOOOO PRETTIES!!!" Kish smiled, flying out of no where. Rassberry and Candi both smiled at each other and pulled out a contract. Kish stopped and stared at the piece of paper, trying to read it.

"Please sign here, here and here!" Rassberry pointed at the three spots of the contract. "Why?" He asked, picking his nose and wiping it in his hair. "To... Uh... Eww… Pay for my walls..."

"OK!!!" Kish nodded, hyper-ishly, taking out two pencils, one in each hand. He signed smiling. "Pwetty!!" He clapped. Candi and Rassberry sweatdropped. "Uh...-" "Got any crayons!?" He asked, jumping up and down.

"Sure..." Candi hesitated to give him the three crayons. Kish started to decorate the contract, "Pwetty!! Got any green?" He chimed. Rassberry sighed. "here!" She tossed it at him.

As he started coloring his hair, Candi and Rassberry slowly backed-away, then turning, and running away.

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Alyssa: Ok... I'm not letting you write anymore-

Shaelyn: whaaaat?

Alyssa: You know what I was planning with rass and kish-

Shaelyn: Yeah, I know, why do you think i did that?

Alyssa: Well gee. Nice one.

Shaelyn: thank you~

STAY TUNED