Curiosity Killed the Cat

By LB

Warning: This story contains yaoi. (Male on male love) If you have something against it, then stop reading now.

Disclaimer: If I owned it, then I wouldn't be writing fanfiction.

A/N: I want to say my daily thanks for giving me the awesome reviews. A lot of people were waiting for this chapter, so I won't keep you waiting.

Lemon Warning


Chapter 4

"Panic at Midnight"

"Hmm, now who should it be?" Kakashi wondered out loud.

"Sasuke-kun can sleep with me!" Sakura exclaimed, attaching to Sasuke's arm.

Sasuke was not enjoying this. He glared at Kakashi. He knew that this was a plan by that pervert.

"Actually, I was going to say Sasuke and Naruto, but if that's what you want…" stated Kakashi. Sasuke growled, feeling trapped.

"I'll room with Naruto." He grumbled, decided that the dobe was the lesser of two evils.

"Wait, don't I get a say in this! Why do I have to room with Sasuke-teme?" Naruto shouted, obviously displeased.

"Because Sakura is a girl, and I'm your 26 year old teacher. My word is final." The sensei said sternly, already setting up the tents with one of his many jutsus. Naruto sighed. This wasn't going to end well.


Naruto was covering himself in the sheets they brought, watching Sasuke warily out of the corner of his eye.

"Stay on your side, teme." He warned.

"Just don't keep me awake, dobe." Sasuke said coolly, turning out the lantern.


Sakura was tossing and turning in her tent. The night of the hospital was still bugging her in the back of her head. She decided to go across the camp to Kakashi's tent. As she passed her teammates' tent, she mentally murdered Naruto. Sasuke's virginity had to belong to her!

"Kakashi-sensei?" she asked, at the door of one tent.

"Come in." came the answer.


Sasuke stared at the top of the tent. He didn't fall asleep easily, but he believed that the blonde beside him was in a deep slumber. Suddenly he heard a squeak and a small moan come from his teammate's mouth.

'He must be dreaming.' Sasuke thought peacefully.

"Ahh…Sasuke…"

Sasuke's eyes shot open. Did he just? No, couldn't have been. But he thought he just heard it.

"Sasuke…I want…"

'Is the dobe dreaming of me?' Sasuke wondered happily, a devilish glint in his eye.

Without warning, Naruto rolled over, wrapping his arms over the Uchiha's chest, snuggling closer to him.

'Ok.' Sasuke thought. 'Two things aren't happening. Naruto isn't trying to cuddle me, and he definitely isn't making me excited in his sleep!'


"Kakashi-sensei, I don't get it. What does mating season have to do with Naruto?" Sakura asked. She was sitting cross-legged on the ground. Her teacher was melted into one of the shadows, but she was used to it. She could feel his presence. Kakashi, on the other hand, was grinning behind his mask.

"Naruto has a…condition. Naruto is not in heat, but he has a pheromone."

"A what?"

"A pheromone. A chemical released by wild animals that affect others in some way. In this case, it's a pheromone that should only be for female animals, used to attract male mates."

"So that means…"

"It means there will be a lot of gay men around Konoha."

"Ok, one more question."

"Shoot."

"How do you know?"

"I can't tell you that." He snickered.

Sakura gulped. What was happening to Sasuke?


Sasuke refused to give in to the ninja who was whining and trying to make himself rape the dobe. He experimentally moved his hand down and gave the blonde's crotch a small stroke. In response, Naruto bucked, moaning outrageously loud.

'Oh shit! Kakashi's going to hear us, that pervert!' Sasuke's mind panicked.

He tried to cover the blonde's mouth to stifle the sound, but it was a bad idea. A really bad idea. In response, Naruto started licking, sucking, and biting Sasuke's fingers provocatively. Sasuke gritted his teeth.

'Note to self: kill Naruto in the morning.'

He didn't know what he was going to do. Someone was bound to hear them, and would intrude in the tent. And what they would see would be more than shocking.

Two naked males, one moaning and asleep, and the other one who is extremely close to raping the first. And the close body contact wasn't helping at all. Naruto then began to grind his groin into poor Sasuke, who wasn't enjoying this. Okay. Maybe he was. A little…hell, he was really enjoying this!

The problem is, Sasuke didn't know how he was going to stop. Well, stop without ending up fucking the life out of his teammate. Normally, he would have taken advantage of the situation, but it was neither the place NOR the time. He bit his lip so hard that a trickle of blood ran down his chin.

Then it stopped. Naruto opened those beautiful blue eyes, and it took him a second to realize what was going on. He was attached to Sasuke's side, pressing his crotch into his thigh, and Sasuke was awake. Very awake.

I could try to use words to describe how much Naruto blushed then, but it would still be an understatement. So I won't try. Naruto looked at Sasuke, who was looking at him with a raised eyebrow.

"Ahehe, Sasuke…" Naruto whimpered, immediately breaking contact from the Uchiha. He curled up on the other side of the sheets, to continue his dreaming silently.

Sasuke breathed a sigh of relief. That was too close.

'Maybe now I can get some sleep.'


(The next morning)

Naruto opened his eyes. He was alone in the tent. Sasuke was an early riser, so he guessed he was already up and about. Naruto yawned and stretched. He decided to get up, but it would be hard to be around Sasuke for a while. He was about to get his clothes when he noticed a large white stain he sported over his sheets.

'Dammit! I hope Sasuke didn't notice that when he got up!'

Lucky for him, Sasuke had not in fact, noticed it, but it would be really uncomfortable around the dobe for a while for him too. He was up making breakfast. He was always up early, which seemed like a lot earlier, especially since his team liked to sleep late. Naruto would be passed out, Sakura would spend a few hours preening herself, and Kakashi was just so lazy, he would probably be lying there staring at the ceiling until he decided to get up. (LB: Ha, that's what I do on the weekend mornings.)

Sasuke tried not to think about the "incident" that happened last night. But he couldn't stop thinking about it. And the more his mind dwelled on it, the more he wanted that blonde.

'I want him to moan and scream out my name, I want to f-wait. Slow down. I'm on a mission, remember?'


(Afternoon)

Team 7 was almost to the village hidden in the clouds. It seemed like the hundredth time they've had to show their passports to another ninja. But finally, they had made it to the Raikage's chamber. The three genin were waiting while their sensei delivered the package to the Raikage. Sakura was fantasizing about Sasuke, and thinking of ways to make Naruto's death look like an accident, but Sasuke and Naruto were desperately trying (and failing) to avoid eye contact.


(Back at the gates of Konoha)

It had taken another day to finally get back to their home village, but they made it happily. Thank god that they bought an extra tent on the way, or Sasuke would've gone crazy. They split on the streets. Sasuke made his way to the manor to angst silently and fantasize about his blonde teammate, Sakura had gone to go say hi to her parents, and Naruto had left to make his way to his apartment, which laid on the far edge of town.

On the way there, Naruto had taken a side route and was trying to cheer himself up by humming, but he couldn't shake the feeling that a pair of eyes were watching him. He tripped on an errant pile of empty boxes that were strewn into the street. He snorted to himself, and looked up, but he was frozen to the spot, when he saw another guy standing in front of him.

His eyes glittered coldly, and a chill smirk was on his face, that reminded him of Sasuke.

"What's this, a lost little ninja?"

TBC


LB: Yay! Another chapter down! The guy at the end is the mystery character in the plot twist I have coming up. You can think of who it is on your own, but I guess you won't find out 'till the next update!

Sasuke: Noooo! Naruto!