Reassembled

Scott is outside having a Taco at the bench, until everything falls off as the Benatar lands. Rocket and Nebula are walking out of the ship.

"Hey, homie! Where's Big Green?" Rocket said.

"Uh, Kitchen, I think... That's awesome." Scott said.

Nebula speaks to the earpiece. "Rhodey, careful on re-entry. There's an idiot on the landing zone."

Rhodes came in landing without warning, surprised Scott.

"Oh, God!" Scott said.

"What's up, regular sized man?" Rhodes said.

Rhodes walked away, Peter and Bruce came to Scott. They then see a motorcycle coming in. It stopped and parked. A female got off and removed her helmet, it was Felicia Hardy.

"Hey, Peter." Felicia said.

"Hey, Felicia." Peter said.

Felicia hugged Peter and kissed him on the cheek.

"Haven't seen you since that night before you left for Europe." Peter said.

"Sorry for leaving in the morning without saying goodbye. We did have some fun though, that night." Felicia smiled.

Bruce and Scott were surprised by what they heard.

"Awkward." Scott said.

"Hey, Bruce." Felicia said.

"Felicia." Bruce said.

She turns her attention towards Scott who waved his hand.

"Who are you?" Felicia asked.

"Really? I'm Ant-Man. Does anyone heard of me?" Scott said.

Felicia turns her attention back to Peter.

"I missed you." Felicia said.

"I missed you too. Love to catch up, but I got a friend to bring back." Peter said.

"Oh, okay." Felicia said.

Felicia went inside the compound, Bruce sees that Scott dropped his taco. Bruce gave two of his tacos to Scott.


Peter, Bruce, and Rocket went to Norway, they travelled on the back of a utility car to New Asgard. They went to the port and sees the remaining Asgardians living their new lives.

"Kind of a step down from a golden palace for an Avenger highness and whatnot." Rocket said.

"Have a little compassion, pal. First they've lost Asgard, then half the people. They're probably just happy to have a home." Bruce said.

Bruce then sees Valkyrie and walks towards her.

"You shouldn't have come!" Valkyrie said.

"Aaaaahhh Valkyrie! Great to see you, Angry Girl!" Bruce said.

She see Bruce all green and big.

"I think I liked you better either of the other way," Valkyrie said.

Bruce introduces his friends.

"This is Rocket." Bruce said.

"How you doin?" Rocket said.

"Fine." Valkyrie turns her attention towards Peter. "And him?"

"This is Peter." Bruce said.

"The Man of Spiders!" Valkyrie said.

"You heard of me?" Peter said.

"Thor told us about his friends, of course he didn't mentioned you were cute." Valkyrie smiled.

"Thanks." Peter said.

Bruce and Rocket looked at each other.

"Anyway... we came to see Thor." Bruce said.

"He won't see you." Valkyrie said.

"That bad, huh?" Bruce said.

"We only see him once a month, when he comes for..." Valkyries shows them piles of kegs. "...supplies."

"It's that bad." Bruce said.

Valkyrie nods her head.

"Well, thank you for your help." Peter said.

"Sure, it was nice to meet you, Man of Spider." Valkyrie smiled.

"You too." Peter said.

Valkyrie left them alone, they walked toward Thor's home.

"Man, you're quite the chick magnet. Must be how you and Carol had your thing." Rocket said.

"You two had a thing?" Bruce said.

"That was four years ago, before Felicia. It didn't last long, due to her being in space a lot. Then again, most of my relationships never last long." Peter said.

"Too bad, I was kind of shipping you two, Spider-Marvel." Rocket said.

They knocked on the door, they open and walked in.

"Woo! Something died in here. Hello? Thor?" Rocket said.

"Are you here about the cable?" Thor said in another room and he walks in. "The Cinemax ran out about two weeks ago, and the sports were all kind of fuzzy."

"There's Thor..." Peter said as they see him turn around and she he put on more than a couple of pounds. "...I think?"

Thor then see Peter, Bruce, and Rocket.

"Boys! Oh my God! How have you been?" Thor said.

Thor hugged Bruce.

"Parker, great to see you." Thor said.

Thor hugged Peter, lifted him up.

"Great to see you too, can you put me down now?" Peter said.

Thor puts down Peter, then turns his attention towards Rocket.

"Come here, you little rascal!" Thor said.

Thor hugs Rocket so close to his belly.

"No, I'm good. I'm good. That's not necessary." Rocket said.

"Hulk, you know my friends , Miek, Korg, right?" Thor said.

Miek is eating pizza while Korg is playing a video game.

"Hey, long time no see." Bruce said.

"Hey guys. Beer's on the bucket. Feel free to log on to the Wi-Fi. No password, obviously." Korg turns back to the game. "Thor, he's back. The kid on the TV that called me a dickhead again."

"Noobmaster?" Thor said.

"Yeah, Noobmaster69." Korg said.

Thor walks to Korg and takes the headphone.

"Noobmaster? Yeah, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder? Listen, buddy. If you don't log off this game immediately, I'm gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement you're hiding in, rip off your arms then shove them up your butt! Oh, that's right. Yes, now go cry to your father, you little weasel!" Thor said.

Peter, Bruce, and Rocket sees Thor differently.

"Thank you, Thor." Korg said.

"Let me know if he bothers you again, okay?" Thor said.

"Thank you very much. I will." Korg said.

"So you guys want a drink? What are you drinking? We have beer, tequila, all sorts of things." Thor said.

Thor uses Stormbreaker to open a bottle of beer and drinks. Bruce walks to him and places his hand on his shoulder.

"Buddy, you all right?" Bruce said.

"Yes, I'm fine! Why, don't I look all right?" Thor said.

"You look like melted ice cream." Rocket said.

"You use to treat your body like a temple." Peter said.

Thor laughs. "So, what's up?"

"We need your help. There might be a chance we could fix everything." Bruce said.

"What, like the cable?" Thor burps. "Cause that's been driving me bananas for weeks."

"Like Thanos." Bruce said.

Thor's smiles disappears. Put his hand on Bruce's shoulder.

"Don't you say that name." Thor said.

"Um, yeah. We don't actually say that name in here." Korg said.

"Please take your hand off me." Bruce brushes away Thor's hand. "Now, I know that... guy might scare you."

"Why would I be? Why would, why would I be scared of that guy? I'm the one who killed that guy, remember? Anyone else here killed that guy? Nope. Didn't think so. Korg, why don't you, tell everybody who chopped Thanos' big head off.

"Umm... Stormbreaker?" Korg said.

"Now, who's swingin' Stormbreaker?" Thor said.

"I get it. You're in a rough spot, okay? I've been there myself. You wanna know who helped me out of it?" Bruce said.

"I don't know. Is it... Natasha?" Thor said.

"It was you, You helped me." Bruce said.

Thor walks towards the window and points.

"Why don't you ask the, Asgardians down there, how much my help was worth... The ones that are left anyway." Thor said.

"I think we can bring them back." Peter said.

"Stop. Just, stop... I know you think I'm down here wallowing in my own self-pity, waiting to be rescued and saved. But I'm fine, okay? We're fine, aren't we?" Thor said.

Thor turns his attention towards Korg and Miek.

"Nah, all good here, mate!" Korg said.

"So, whatever it is that you're offering, we're not into it, don't care, couldn't care less. Goodbye." Thor said.

"We need you, pal." Bruce said.

Thor shakes his head.

"There's beer on the ship." Rocket said.