Author's Note: Hey guys what's going on? Sorry for the long wait on this one. Is chapter is the longest one so far given that I made up my first story involving RWBY's morning and afternoon routine. As well as I made my first fight scene. I also been getting told in the comments how their was spelling and grammar errors so I took the time to make sure I have less errors if not none. So yeah, quality does take time. Same as the other writers who like to make sure their stories a written well. As well as Youtubers that take the time to edit their videos. Do you have any idea how long it takes to make an actual video? Not the ones where people just record it on their phones. I'm talking about videos where people use video cams that they buy at best buy or something, as well as come up with a script, research, edit and all that stuff. Especially when they are doing it all by themselves. Well writers on fanfic don't have that problem but some of us prefer to take measures. I do a bit of research as well when making reactions. Again, I said I publish post as quickly as possible. I was able to get the Ryu VS Scorpion chapter posted in less than a week but that won't always be the case as other chapters are longer than it.
I finally watched RWBY vol. 4 and I personally thought it was kind of a let down. So much that the series kind of lost some of it's fire to me. To be honest with you guys, if I had saw vol. 4 on youtube release, I would never have decided to continue this fic. Luckily for you guys I decided to wait for the DVD release. And since I already started, there is no going back unless I have a REALLY good reason to stop this fic. I am kind of hoping vol. 5 will be the closing of the series. You guys know how you like to watch a favorite show but over time you just stop watching it for some reason. At least RWBY is a show where you can watch the entire season in a day if you wanted to so it's good for people that don't have as much time as others. I would be watching the anime One Piece but that show has way too many episodes for me to devote all my free time to watch. WAAAYYYY too many. It's not even funny. I am gonna assume that you all have seen RWBY volume 4 too so here are my thoughts. The story was kind of just a filler, it took the entire volume for everyone to recover after the fall of Beacon. Weiss, Yang have like, not done anything. The story is mostly focusing on character development. It was nice to know Ren and Nora's back story as well a bit of lore involving the relics. The villains didn't do anything. My opinion on Tyrian, (The scorpion faunus) makes me think "This guy will NEVER be the Joker." I would liked him better as a bad guy if he had a different personality. Maybe a calm and stoic one. The fight between Qrow Brandwen and Tyrian is the only part I liked. Weiss's brother was an unnecessary character. Raven Brandwen is also a character that is just their so far. Juane is still the Black Widow of RWBY. That farmboy is one of those characters that "has potential." I'm curious to see how big his role in the story will be. I won't be waiting for vol.5 to come out on DVD this time. I'll be watching that on Youtube release. Yeah those are my thoughts. It's okay if you guys think differently.
So here is the next chapter.
Disclaimer: RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth
Kirby belongs to Nintendo
Majin Buu belongs to Funimation
Death Battle belongs to Screwattack
Soundtracks belong to their respective owners.
Kirby VS Majin Buu
(Sunday)
RWBY were down in the cafeteria having brunch since it is Sunday and it is the only day that the school serves brunch and it was a meal that they wouldn't miss out on. When they were going through the line. They couldn't help but notice that one of the main entrees on the line was chimichangas. This got them thinking about a certain "Merc with a Mouth" that has not only actually came to Remnant but right there next to them inside their dorm room. It was a night they would never forget. Weiss felt off about this and asked the lunch lady...(or, guy) why this was being served. The server said he/she didn't know why, they were originally going to have pot roast but it got changed on the last second somehow. There was no doubt that this was Deadpool's doing and the huntresses are the only ones that know it. They reluctantly decide to have that seeing as how it must be Deadpool's way of telling them that he likes them or he is just trying to mess with them.
After they got their food, they sat with team JNPR and they have shared their opinions about the Death Battles that they've watched last night and the night before. (RWBY haven't seen the other teams since they have decided to go out into Vale the entire time.)
Episode 29: This match up got really uncomfortable and nervous for JUANE and Ren seeing as how Pyrrha and Nora were next to them. The boys honestly couldn't decide what's more devastating between Ivy Valentine and Black Orchid, their skills and abilities or their curvaceous figures mixed with the very revealing outfits that they've chosen to wear. It's as if those two women took a page out of Mai Shiranui and use their looks to gain an advantage on male opponents. Ren was able to keep a cool head thanks to his meditating sessions strengthening his mind but Juane was taking every bit of effort not to fall to his knees. The team were stunned how Ivy and Orchid's breast were large enough to kill any man just by gazing at them making them die of over excitement. This frightened the boys greatly. They do admit they wouldn't mind being Orchid or Ivy's valentines but if oversized breast can really have that kind of effect on men, then they would rather stay clear from women who are THAT well endowed...(or at least have their love partners keep their tops on...(or at least keep their backs turned to them...(or at least wear a blind fold...(hahaa, loopholes!)))).
But other than that, Ren tooking a liking to Black Orchid for the same reason as Chun Li and Mai Shiranui, having almost the same fighting style as him and Juane liked how Ivy's sword can change form and attack through the ground. Pyrrha and Nora felt slightly jealous but are impressed with Black Orchid's feat of winning the Killer Instinct tournament and felt a little sad for Ivy having her life bound to a demonic living sword and the fight was fast pace with an epic finish.
Episode 30: JNPR were fascinated at how Fox and Bucky were able to lead their teams against an evil space armada and end a galactic uprising. Juane wishes he could be a good leader as them and will study hard to be an expert in combat strategy so he will lead his team to many victories. Nora couldn't help but think it was adorable seeing fury animals do badass feats and accomplishments but pouted how their was no sloths fighting along side them. They also wondered what it would be like to be heroes in an epic space opera. Though the battle between their respected spacecrafts was kind of a let down, they were impressed how Fox's tenacity was able to overcome Bucky's cunning.
Episode 31: After seeing the full capabilities of Robocop and the Terminator in combat, they couldn't believe that there are machines that utterly outclass the Atlestian Knights in almost every way. The girls thought about how funny it would be to see Juane and Ren dressed up like the Terminator's choice of clothing and imitate his voice. Though Alex Murphy was made into an awesome crime fighting cyborg, the team felt sad for him that the company that built him tried to control him like a tool. Nora got so thrilled and jumpy during the fight, seeing as how there was explosions going off around almost every corner. Ren had to give her a glass of warm milk and have her listen to a bamboo flute melody through headphones so she can fall asleep.
Episode 32: Juane could relate to Luigi seeing as how he grew up with seven older sisters so he had it hard as they were able to boss him around and pull some pranks on him; also he admits he gets a little clumsy from time to time. Nora loved how Luigi is also able to generate lighting making him cool to her. JNPR were really impressed how tails was a genius in electrical engineering and can build and invent all different kinds of gadgets yet is still a kid. They also found it funny how it was mentioned how Sonic and Tails shared a student and teacher relationship yet it wasn't official who was which; kind of like Juane and Pyrrha.
Episode 33: JNPR were happy to learn more about the pokemon and were amazed by what they can do. They were even interested of how trainers and their pokemon compete in tournaments and how each of them come in all shapes and sizes; and have unique abilities like how each hunter and huntresses are unique with their semblances. Nora wanted pokemon to be real so bad as she thought the first stages of the starter pokemon, Bulbasaur, Squirtle, and Charmander were so cute and adorable and the team, especially Juane who couldn't help but think their evolved forms, Venusaur, Blastoise, and Charizard were cool and awesome. The three way fight was cool and intense as JNPR was eager to see which of the three starter pokemon would emerge victorious. In the end, Blastoise' ultimate defense and special stats had him won out in the end and felt bad for Venusaur and Charizard seeing as how fatal their deaths were.
Episode 34: JNPR enjoyed the cyborg vs cyborg battle, they couldn't think a ninja becoming a cyborg with deadly weapons couldn't get more badass, and Fulgore had to be the second most intimidating robot they have ever seen (most being Metal Sonic in his Metal Overlord form), the two cyborgs even makes the Atlestian Knights look like mere toys. Though the team was pleased to learn more about the Mortal Kombat and Killer Instict universe, they weren't too pleased of how this Ultratech taking control of the post apocalyptic earth through power and taking the mind of an influential warrior and put it in a Fulgore unit for them to control or the Lin Kuei hunting down members that refused to undergo the cybernetic procedures with good reason as how Sektor ended up loosing his Sanity and assassinating his father who was the grandmaster and aiding Shao Kahn in his conquest. The fight had an awesome epic finish with Fulgore at full power, delivered a devastating combo to Sektor and finishing him off with the Devastation Beam that was powerful enough to blast him apart.
Episode 35: JNPR got a really thrilled about this Death Battle. They were completely awed by the size and power of Godzilla and Gamora and were relieved there isn't a grimm as big and powerful as them or else Remnant would be doomed to annihilation. Despite Godzilla's destructive nature, the team admired how he ends up saving the day from other giant monsters. They also looked up to Gamora that not only is he big, but also agile as a hunter and huntress, fly faster than Mach speeds, highly intelligent and puts the safety of children above all else which would aspire anyone to do the same. The fight was insane and one of the best to date seeing them going at it while knocking over and destroying any man made structures unlucky enough to be close. Even an entire horde of grimm can never cause that much destruction.
After brunch ended, the girls had the day to themselves. Ruby and Yang went out to Vale to do some sisterly bonding. Even though they have been seeing each other everday, they haven't exactly done something with just the two of them like they use to before they attended Beacon. Blake went away to an autograph signing of her favorite author so that just left Weiss alone. She just decided to train on her swordsmanship for today and was glad to see Juane and Pyrrha were training as well...well she was helping Juane train of course and when Weiss asked, they let her join in. Nora wanted to go to a concert of a comedy musician even though she ended up being the only girl their and of course, Ren was dragged along.
After getting a good work out, she went back to the dorm room to catch up on her studies, check on her dust supply and have some... alone time. No doubt she had some of the handsome death battle combatants on her mind. She was temped to watch some of the future episodes without her friends. Curious if characters that were mentioned a lot from certain universes would be seen in a Death Battle but realized that would ruin the experience and her friends would resent her for it for a while. No doubt Yang would make a pun about getting the "cold shoulder" or something so she decided to go for a walk in the Beacon Garden. It was her favorite place when she wanted to be alone. When the sun was going down, RBY came back from Vale and they had dinner. During their meal, they met CFVY who gave them back episodes 11 to 15. They enjoyed them and were amazed by all these characters that were overwhelmingly strong and powerful such as Kratos, Spawn and Vegeta; and RWBY assured them that they will be seeing plenty more of them in that tier. Velvet was a little fearful of Spawn's appearance. Coco also fancied characters that carry all different kinds of weapons and power ups like Bomberman, Mario and Samus. They were surprised that a certain interesting jedi combatant was the son of the dark and mysterious villain that was mentioned in the first episode.
After dinner and before going back to their dorms, Ruby lended Juane and his team the episodes that they watched last night. RWBY was back in their dorm room. Ready to watch the next episode with popcorn, snacks and drinks ready.
"Uh oh" Ruby exclaimed as she just realized something.
"What is it sis?" Yang replied "Did you forget to leave the tip for the horse carriage?"
"*Short pause*...Dangit! That too, but I also kind of forgot to warn JNPR about "you know who" when they watch episode 39." Ruby said while looking around as if he could be watching them right now.
"Oh" WBY said. "...Well I'm sure they'll be fine. It's not like he is gonna hurt them or anything. Despite his carelessness and anti-hero notoriety, I have to admit he means well." Weiss added.
"Yeah, let them deal with him the same way we did." Blake waved off
"Yeah, and its no big deal of people having one untipful customer. Now hit play already so we can watch the show." Yang said with enthusiasm while giving her sister a soft tap on the back. (The force was still enough for her to make her stumble a bit) Wanting to see which two fighters they will see in this episode.
"Alright then. And herrre wee go!" Ruby chanted matching her sister's enthusiasm while pressing play on the remote on the last word.
(*Cues: Invader - Peter Scaturro & Bryan Kei Mantia*)
Wiz: Imagine right now, what does the apocalyptic destroyer of worlds look like?
"Grimm the size of the mountains?" Blake answered
"Superman's evil twin?" Weiss added
"A space god with an army of flying monsters?" Yang thought out loud
"A giant technologically advanced mega weapon?" Ruby said with excitement
Boomstick: Stop thinking, because you're wrong. It's these pudgy pink terrors.
"That would fit Nora's description, if she had Thor's hammer, while being chock full of caffeine." Yang joked. The girls laughed a little of remembering Ren telling them the story of how Nora went on a smashing frenzy when she drank one cup of coffee and didn't stop until her aura finally ran low. From that point on, she is never allowed to drink coffee again.
Boomstick: Kirby, Nintendo's floating puff-ball of never-ending cheer and dreams.
Wiz: And Majin Buu, the most vicious monster in the Dragonball Universe.
The huntresses had a feeling that these combatants will be yet again two more characters that are just too powerful for anyone on Remnant to try and go up against.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
(*Cues: Kirby - King Dedede Battle/Gourmet Race (Orchestral Remix)*)
Before the girls see the first combatant of this episode, they are seeing what seems to be an all out war in space between the forces of good and evil that would have an outcome deciding the fate of everything in the universe.
Wiz: Over a thousand years ago, an epic war waged throughout the universe. The legendary Star Warriors battled against the vile Nightmare for the freedom of everything that ever was. Ultimately, good prevailed, but at the cost of many, many lives.
The girls were awestruck of hearing this short tail. They couldn't fathom how massive this universe spanned war was.
"Wow, a war sounding like how Wiz just explained, it probably would've made the Great War on Remnant look like a fire drill." Blake said with interest.
"Yeah, a good amount of these episodes have shown a lot of interstellar wars that led to planets being wiped out. Kind of makes me wish that a race that are more advanced than us and possibly hostile that can threaten our entire existence never stumble upon our world." Weiss said with a hint of worry.
"That would make the four kingdoms and the White Fang have to set aside our differences and band together against a greater evil." Yang said
"I'm glad these star warriors were able to win and defeat this Nightmare and his army but feel bad. No doubt a lot of those warriors that died in battle were great heroes." Ruby said with a bit of a sad expression. She wishes that victories can always be achieved without sacrifice. Her teammates feel the same way but were able to move on.
"Also, now there is another villain named Nightmare. Remember that demonic night we saw in Ivy Valentine's analysis?" Blake reminded her friends. The Nightmare in this episode though definitely seems more of a higher tier villain than the other.
Wiz: Yet one infant Star Warrior escaped the carnage, destined to awaken a millennium later and save the galaxy. His name... is Kirby...
(*Record scratches*)
Kirby:*Inside his space capsule* HIII!
The girls see the first combatant. The Star Warrior seems to be a being that is entirely pink, lacks a torso, arms and legs. He possesses a head with no hair, fingerless hands and feet that is a darker shade of pink. The girls couldn't help but find Kirby so cute and cuddly, even more so than Zwei. What makes the moment even more cute and tender is the music that starts playing.
"Oh my gosh, that is the most adorable thing I've ever seen!" Weiss baby talked with sparkles in her eyes. Ruby was already in her chibi form, shaking her head with her eyes closed at Kirby's appearance. Yang and Blake were not as giddy as Ruby and Yang but they were awed at Kirby's cuteness.
(*Cues: Green Greens - Kirby Super Star Ultra*)
Boomstick: Wait, what?! The cute cuddly pink puffball who lives in Happyland? Are you sure you're reading the right back story?
RWBY giggled. The back story did not seem fitting when Boomstick put it that way.
Wiz: Yes. He crash landed on Popstar, the most confusingly-shaped planet ever.
Instead of the world of Popstar being spherical like any normal planet, it is also shaped like a five point star making RWBY look surprised.
"A world being called Popstar is weird enough but look at how it is shaped." Weiss said with a confused look.
"That is actually pretty cool but how can a planet be able to look like that?" Ruby said with Yang agreeing. RWBY will never know.
Wiz: And has been defending the kingdom of Dream Land ever since.
"Oh look, another story of a super powered alien infant escaping the destruction of his race and crash lands on a planet which he ends up protecting." Weiss said with an amused sarcastic tone.
"You think a super powered alien baby would one day crash land on Remnant and defend us from threats that are out of our league? Cause that would be kind of awesome." Ruby cheerfully said
"It would be, unless he ends up hogging all the action and not leave anything for us to fight for the thrill of it." Yang said, while everyone some what agreeing to it. Remnant gaining a powerful ally would be a good thing on paper but then they would feel like they no longer have a purpose if that said being does everything without needing help from hunters and huntresses.
Boomstick: But look at him! He's just so adorable and cuddly. He couldn't hurt a fly.
"I now right! I just wanna hug him so hard my Scythe would be jealous." Ruby said while shaking up and down.
"Boomstick may have a point. How can something that cute and small be able to be at a planet buster level?" Blake said
Wiz: Kirby is a ravenous cannibal who thrives on the blood of mass murder.
Upon hearing that statement, RWBY just had a neutral expression for a few seconds
"Yyyeah, I'm just gonna pretend I didn't hear that." Ruby deadpanned but then makes the same reaction when she first sees Kirby "Cause there is just no way you can think of him that way. Come on, just look at him." Ruby squeaked in her chibi form
"Can't believe he even makes Boomstick go into a soft spot." Yang said with an amused tone.
"He'll even make my sister squeal at his adorableness." Weiss said with a cooed look
Kirby is standing at a whole pile of goat like skeletons with horns and his friends run up to him wondering what happened.
Tiff : Did you do this?
(*Cues: Kirby Triple Deluxe - Kirby Fighters (Kracko))
Boomstick: Holy shit!
"I wonder what happened to those poor goats." Blake said with concern
BACKGROUND
Age: Unknown, 200 years pre-maturity
Height: 8 in / 20 cm (Shorter than Zwei)
Weight: Likely under 10 oz / 283 g
Species: Unknown
Infant like & cheerful demeanor (Like Ruby)
A Star Warrior
Citizen of Dream Land
Wiz: He may not look it, but Kirby is a powerhouse.
The girls can see why as Kirby is seen leaping into the air and is deflect an entire hail of meteorite projectiles by spinning rapidly. The girls couldn't help but be amazed at that.
Wiz: He possesses incredible strength, speed, durability and an arsenal stranger than an average day in Florida.
Huntresses don't know about Florida so they just moved on as they begin to find out what his abilities are.
ARSENAL
Inhale
Copy Ability (Like Velvet's semblance)
Warp Star
Flight
Air Bullet
Slide Kick
Can summon Helpers
Boomstick: His trademark power is his inhale ability, which sucks almost everything in with a powerful vortex. With it, he can clear out everything from a quick meal to an acre of forest in a matter of seconds.
Kirby does so to an armored Waddle Dee as well at a dinner meal when he sucks up the entire table set up. Not just the food but also the plates, silverware and even the table cloth. The girls were stunned his inhale is that strong.
"Remind me not to invite him for dinner." Blake said with her eyebrows raised
"Yeah, gotta hide my cookies when he's around." Ruby said with a sweat drop
"I would rather bring you guys to a Schnee dinner party than him, he would just turn the night into a disaster." Weiss said. The events associated with people of her status are quite sophisticated. She questions Ruby and Yang's etiquette skills for good reasons and Blake may be the more well mannered out of the three unless she lets her feline instincts dictate her actions as they've seen it happen during Pikachu's analysis, plus her family might not take too kindly at first that she use to be part of the White Fang and aid them in raiding the Schnee dust shipment routes.
Wiz: Plus, Kirby's body is malleable, allowing him to stretch his mouth and inhale larger objects.
"I would love to see him swallow an entire pack of grimm whole. It would be funny and cool, and admit a little cute." Yang grinned picturing the grimm charging at Kirby seeing him as easy prey until Kirby just sucks them up easily like a grimm vacuum. RWB also agreed and would enjoy seeing that too.
Wiz: Though he does have trouble wrapping his mouth around extremely large and heavy things.
Boomstick: LIKE MY DIC-!
Weiss growled at this with steam coming out of her. "Weiss you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter." Ruby said with slight concern while Blake and Yang were chuckling.
Wiz: -KIRBY weighs practically nothing, allowing him to inflate his body and fly like a sentient balloon.
The girls figured he would be that light considering how small he is. They even see one of Kirby's friends (Tuff) kick him and he goes flying. Next the girls see Kirby summoning a small star-shaped platform and flies at an insane speed on it.
Wiz: He can traverse the skies, and outer space, by using his own personal vehicle, the Warp Star.
"Wish we had our own Warp Stars to travel around Remnant faster." Yang said. Riding around on Bumblebee that she got on her sweet fifteen is nice enough but imagine the things they can do with them. Taking out nevemores and griffins would be easier with air power
"Or Goku's flying nimbus." Blake added
"Or Fox McCloud's Arwing." Ruby eagerly said.
"Or Harry Potter's Firebolt Broomstick. But I bet people would have trouble getting around with them without any accidents." Weiss said. The broomstick looks the unsafest.
Boomstick: Which he can call up at any time on speed dial. No, really, he uses a cell phone.
The huntresses giggled. "Using a phone to call for it, really? I thought he would've used some form of telekinesis to summon it or create it with his own energy or something." Weiss chuckled.
"Just like how we just simply use our scrolls to call for our weapons." Ruby said with a giggle.
Boomstick: Somebody get me that number! I tried 1-800-PINK-RIDE, but it was something else...
"*Annoyed sigh* He is such an idiot." Weiss muttered with Yang snickering at how Boomstick finds out what the Pink Ride service was the hard way.
"What is the Pink Ride service?" Ruby ask
"Oh-uhh, just a pink taxi service." Yang telling her sister, hoping she would buy it.
Wiz: The Warp Star is Kirby's primary means of transportation through the universe, and can travel at speeds faster than light.
The huntresses were astonished and a little speechless while Ruby had stars in her eyes. Kirby's Warp Star can fly faster than light. He could keep up with Superman. Ruby now wanted a Warp Star so badly.
It is forged of Kirby's own energy, so, while delicate, should it be destroyed, Kirby can easily create a new one on his own, making the cell phone kind of pointless.
"Looks like I was kind of right on him creating it on his own." Weiss
"He probably uses the phone to save him on energy." Blake deduced
Boomstick: I'd be happy to take that phone off his hands, though I'm a bit iffy on standing anywhere near that star-driving balloon marshmallow. Look at him! He doesn't even care! He's a monster!
(*Cues: Super Smash Bros. Melee - Fountain of Dreams)
"Oh, now you're afraid of a cute little creature like Kirby? That is SO manly of you Boomstick." Weiss mocked
"Well in his defense Kirby does seem to be just swallowing up almost anyone in his way. I mean, who's to say he won't inhale us into his mouth." Ruby said with a little fear.
"And where does he put it all? I mean seriously, how is he not getting bigger and bigger with each engulf?" Blake questioned with a little irritation. As if Wiz heard her question, he explains how Kirby's body works.
Wiz: It's about to get even worse: guess what just happened to that poor creature? See, when Kirby swallows a victim, they don't exactly die. Turns out Kirby's stomach, is, in fact, an entirely separate and endless dimension of reality.
"Wait WHAT?!" RWBY said in shock and disbelief; the girls sees it for themselves. Inside of Kirby seems to be an endless reality of nothingness that his poor victims end up getting trapped in with no way of getting out. Now they feel scared.
"Inside of him is an entire separate dimension?! H-How does-How does that even work?!" Weiss asked in shock and awe.
"I hope there isn't a grimm that can do that cause I enjoy getting close and pounding them into submission and if I can't do that without getting sucked up like that, then I wouldn't be much help, would I? Yang asked.
"I know. I mean I've heard of a lot of depictions of life after death and I hope the one where your spirit just floats around in an endless dark space of nothingness plain of existence type of reality similar to what goes on inside of Kirby for endless eternities to come isn't one of them. That would just be sad." Ruby said with worry. She hope her mother is in a happy place with all the other deceased friends and relatives because she was kind, caring has never hurt anyone intentionally.
"This has to be the most bizarre creature we have ever seen." Blake said with a stunned expression. "Whelp maybe I'd say as bizarre as Deadpool because of his fourth wall breaking antics." Blake said with a chuckle, she had to admit Deadpool did have some funny moments
Boomstick: So he never feels full. Talk about getting your money's worth at an all-you-can-eat-buffet, though.
"Feel bad for the buffet restaurant he ends up going to." Ruby said. When it comes to that kind of food service, it is hard enough for the cooks to keep the food line filled. (Especially on a naval vessel.)
Wiz: Kirby can trap thousands of victims in this abyss. Then, he can actually enter his own stomach dimension and draw from his captive's power using his copy ability.
"Kind of sounds just like with Shang Tsung and Shao Kahn." Blake said with a glare
"Yeah but that's different, those two are just down right evil." Ruby said scornfully. There are VERY few people that are able to make her feel that way.
"I agree, Kirby does it to save the world that he calls home and is not exactly taking their souls just to gain power unlike those two monsters of scumbags." Weiss said with disdain at that last part.
"No, when it comes to those two, scumbags is sugar coating it. More like dickless bastards would be suited for them." Yang said. Even Ruby agrees with that.
Boomstick: How in the hell?! Does he, like, swallow himself?
Wiz: He likely projects an astral image of himself within the dimension, which can act on the physical plain.
Even though Wiz explained it at a fast pace, RWB were able to follow well enough, Yang was a bit dazed and confused "Uhhh, what?" Yang asked with the info being hard to process.
"He pretty much is able to see inside of himself and take his powers to use in the real world while being able to focus on the real time of the physical world at the same time." Blake explained to the brawler only for Yang to just blink twice in confusion with a question mark appearing above her head.
"Pretty much who ever he swallows he can copy their abilities and just leave it at that." The heiress said
"...O, kay." Yang said. On with the episode as the girls sees the abilities he obtains from his swallowed enemies
Copy Abilities
Sword (Juane & Yatsuhashi's favorite)
Hammer (Nora's favorite)
Fighter (Ren's favorite, Yang also liked this one)
Fire (Yang's favorite)
Ice (Weiss' favorite)
Stone (Some Hunters and Huntress possese a semblance similar to this)
Wheel
Mike (Weiss and Ruby likes this)
Hypernova
Star Rod (Ruby's favorite, makes RWBY think of Gylnda Goodwitch for some reason)
Boomstick: Sure... Anyway, with the Copy ability, Kirby's form and power change based on what he's eating.
The first copied form introduced is from an enemy named Bonkers (The girls couldn't help but laugh at the big and tough looking guy with a goofy name.) He obtains a huge wooden mallet and has a blue and white bandana tide around his forehead.
Boomstick: By devouring an enemy with a mallet, he can becomes Hammer Kirby, a master of whack-a-mole!
"May not be as cool looking as Nora's Magnhild but I bet behind Kirby's strength, that mallet is just devastating and awesome." Ruby said.
"Looks like Kirby has "dethroned" Shao Kahn as the master of whack-a-mole!. Heh? Get it?" Yang punned only for Blake to be the one to throw a random object at her head.
Kirby's next copied form is a golden tiara with a little green gem in the center and a flaming head and is projecting fire towards his enemies. This caught Yang's interest.
Wiz: Fire Kirby can unleash a torrent of flame and survive all manner of heat.
"I am liking this little guy even more." Yang boasted with a raised fist.
Wiz: Ice Kirby can freeze his foes solid.
This form doesn't seem to have an altered form but Kirby is seen letting out an ice breath that instantly freezes foes in a solid block of Ice. "Wow, he's got impressive Ice abilities too, huh." Weiss said with an impressed look.
The next form is a pink car wheel/tire going really, really, really fast. RWBY sees Kirby doing this at a racing event.
Wiz: Wheel Kirby is fast enough to drive around the entire kingdom of Dream Land in under two seconds, though who knows how he can see where he's going.
"Holy dust that is fast! I could never hope to keep up with that." Ruby exclaimed while WBY had a stunned look.
"Who exactly did he swallow to become that?" Blake said wide eyed.
The next form being shown is Kirby holding a microphone and is wearing a sound headset.
Boomstick: There's Mike Kirby, who singing talent is apparently so awful, everything that hears it dies.
The girls see Mike Kirby on stage singing incoherent lyrics in his high pitched voice, causing several monsters to explode. Even the building they were in started to come down. Though RWBY had mixed reactions on that, they imagined him singing in front of a hord of grimm and they just explode from hearing Kirby sing.
"Hehehe, that is too adorable to cringe at, I definitely wanna see that in the fight!" Ruby cooed
"Well, I give him points for trying and not be self conscious about it." Blake said while cleaning out her cat ear a bit
"I don't care how bad he i, I would still sing a duet with him." Weiss said with glimmer in her eyes.
"Damn, he really killed the audiance...no pun intended." Yang said but still gets an object thrown at her head by Blake. " Hey I said no pun intended!" Yang growled
"Wha-oh sorry, my brain became so use to thinking you meant to make a pun." Blake said
"Well, looks like you owe me a free one which I will do at the end of the episode." Yang smirked
"Oh come on, I said I was sorry!" Blake whined
"Nope. Nope. You're cat ears should've picked up on it. Blame it on them." Yang taunted with Blake responding with a huff.
(*Cues: Arena Battle - Kirby's Return to Dreamland*)
Boomstick: Like Wiz at karaoke night with the ladies.
Wiz: Yea...HEY!
The huntresses laughed. "I remember when Rubes tried to sing in front of everyone when we were little back in Mistral." Yang told her friends
"Oh really, I wonder how that went for our little great leader." Weiss cooed with a smirk
"Yang, if you talk about that, I'll tell them about the time you were sleep walking and-"She didn't finish as Yang's pupils instantly constricted and had a look of dread.
"OKAY, okay, never mind!" Yang yelled then kept silent. She knew Ruby was referring to when she was ballet dancing but with sloppy movements in her sleep after watching a boring Ballet recital with Ruby and Ruby's mother. Both sisters are unaware that their father has both of those moments on video.
Boomstick: Stone Kirby is nearly indestructible and can crush almost anyone that he falls on top of.
"That seems useful. There are Hunters and Huntress that have this semblance" Weiss commented.
Kirby then obtains a straight sword and a green pointy cap similar to Link
Boomstick: And Sword Kirby is a master with a blade, he can even fire sword beams, which can cut through anything without mercy.
As Sword Kirby, he makes a downward slash that fires a beam at a towering villain who tries to block it with two swords. Yet the attempt was futile as the slash cuts clean through both the swords and the enemy all the way in half. The were completely astounded by that stunt.
Boomstick & RWBY: DAMN!
"That was just overkill right there." Blake said with an awed look
(*Cues: Final Battle EX - Kirby's Return to Dreamland*)
Boomstick: But that's not all, he can pour a ton of energy into the blade, and make it grow into the powerful Ultra Sword.
The sword all of a sudden morphs into a massive divine looking blade. Sword Kirby uses it to deliver a devastating blow that not only obliterates the hostiles in the area but also the entire chunk of land. RWBY was blown away even more by the sheer power that sword unleashed.
"I take it back, THAT was overkill." Blake ounce again said.
"That! Was! Awesome!" Ruby shouted while shaking with excitement. Seeing all these forms is almost as awesome as seeing cool weapons to her.
"I can only imagine how much Juane and Yatsuhashi want that sword, heck even I would wanna use it." Yang said with an impressed look. Weiss was too dazed in awe to share her thoughts.
Wiz: Fighter Kirby is a master martial artist.
Fighter Kirby wears a red headband like Ryu except his has a star on it. Yang thought this form was the most badass.
"How many forms and abilities does he have." Blake asked
"I don't care, just keep on showing more!" Ruby chanted, she is loving seeing all these different forms of Kirby.
"You think if he inhaled any one of us he would have our skills and semblances?" Weiss asked with curiosity.
"Not only that but also our weapons and hairs." Yang added while twirling her hair. RWBY thought about how that would look and what he would be able to do with their abilities.
(RWBY's thoughts)
RWBY was somehow brought into the latest installment of Super Smash Bros. All for of them and Kirby were then selected to fight each other in a 4V1 match on the Hyrule Castle stage. When the fight is about to begin, each one of them enters the ring in their own respected way. Kirby flies in on his warp star, Ruby blurs with a trail of rose pedals, A glyph with the shape of a snowflake appears on the ground and Weiss rises from it, Blake swings in with Gambol Shroud and Yang riding on her motorcycle and does a fishtail stop and gets off. RWBY and Kirby face eachother as the match is about to begin.
(Cues: Hyrule Castle Stage - Super Smash Bros. Wii U)
"Alright girls, lets do this" Ruby pep talked
SMB Announcer: Three. Two. One. GO!
RWBY charges towards Kirby with their weapons drawn. Kirby leaps in the air and floats for a while. Weiss summons glyphs for Ruby and Blake to use as makeshift platforms to get to Kirby. Once Ruby and Blake were close enough. They try to lunge at Kirby in a pincer attack but Kirby turns to stone and sinks down rapidly towards the heiress. Weiss uses another glyph to shield herself. While the glyph his holding Kirby off, Blake latches Yang with Gambol Shroud and swings the boxer to Kirby. The Star Warrior changes back to his normal form and goes on the defense from Yang's punch and shotgun combo.
This gave Ruby the chance to fire dust rounds while in the air with no worries of hitting Yang since she is an expert marksman. Kirby takes some damage and stumbles, allowing Yang to capitalize on it and give Kirby two jabs and finish with a left hook knocking Kirby over the edge of the map. Kirby then Recovers and flies back towards the map. All four girls try to prevent that by firing their weapons at Kirby. The pink puffball started to spin rapidly and deflect the dust rounds. The huntresses then ran out of rounds therefore needed to reload. This allowed Kirby to retaliate by performing his final slash attack. The girls were forced to jump out of the way before the slash reached them.
Kirby now goes on the offensive and runs towards the girls. The huntresses respond by running towards Kirby, hoping to use their numbers to their advantage. Ruby and Yang reached the star warrior first thanks to their weapons pushing them forward. Ruby dashes to one side of Kirby and attacks with wide arc like swings and downward lunges while Yang tries swing her fists at the alien. Kirby was able to block Yang's blows with his fingerless hands as well has use his malleable body to duck, sidestep, jump and dive so he doesn't get impaled/slashed by the scythe. Ruby attempts and horizontal attack but Kirby counters with a backflip kick sending her in the air then grapples Yang, takes her high into the air and slams her back down. Both of their auras took the brunt of the damage.
Before Weiss and Blake can close in on Kirby, he leaps up towards Ruby who is trying to recover in mid air. All of a sudden Ruby felt like she was being pulled by something while hearing an over the top gasp. She looked to see what she was being pulled by. She saw she was being sucked into Kirby's mouth like a vortex going into a void.
"Wha-What? What's going on?! Whaaaaa!" Ruby exclaimed in confusion but by the time she realized it. It was too late.
Kirby has inhaled Ruby and becomes...Ruby Kirbyyy! He now has the same hair as Ruby and a replica of Crescent Rose. (Of course Ruby did not stay trapped inside of Kirby because of mechanics of Super Smash Bros.) RWBY were utterly surprised of this scene and not sure what to make of it.
"What did he just do?" Blake exclaimed while keeping her weapons at the ready.
Ruby was a bit dizzy after being absorbed like that. "*Sickly groan* what just happened?" Ruby asked while getting back on her feet.
Kirby does a few twirls with his copied Crescent Rose and cocks the magazine.
"Great, fighting him at first wasn't hard enough. Now he has Ruby's move set!" Weiss said.
"Well this just got more interesting." Yang said with a smirk in her boxer stance.
Now Kirby uses Ruby's semblance to dash over Weiss and Blake. Blake uses her shadow clones to distract and confuse Kirby. Weiss tries to catch Kirby off guard from behind but Kirby sensed the attack and held the copied scythe above him and block the attempted blow by the heiress. He then spun around and hooked the scythe around Weiss' form and threw her towards Ruby who dodges. Both Ruby and Kirby dash over to eachother while leaving rose pedals in their trails. They start to clash with their scythes for a good few seconds
"This guy is somehow replicating my moves perfectly. But he still looks so cute with my hair style!" Ruby thought.
Kirby gets the upper hand as and hits her in the air. He follows up with an air combo and finishes by blitzing Ruby at every angle with her copied semblance. Now that Ruby has taken a lot of damage, Kirby deals a final blow to the team RWBY leader, sending her out of the map that causes the...the-umm, (the thing when a character goes out of bounds and it makes that pillar like thing for a split second. For those of you that played any of the Smash Bros. games, you know what I'm talking about, right?) and a short shout of pain from Ruby. She is eliminated from the match leaving WBY. Weiss fires a round of wind dust and hits Kirby; knocking the Ruby form out of him. WBY are now regrouped together.
"Alright guys, we lost Ruby, any ideas?" Blake asked with a bit of urgency.
"Yeah, we take him NOW!" Yang charges in with her Ember Celica propelling her. As usual she lets her temper get the better of her and just rushes in fist swinging without any plan of attack what so ever. And seeing Ruby get taken out like that, thinking things through would be the last thing that involves her as she just wants to beat the living daylights out of Kirby.
"*Annoyed sigh* Weiss, any ideas?" Blake turned to Weiss
Yang closes in on Kirby and is about to deliver a jab which was a huge mistake. Kirby once again uses his inhale and engulfs Yang, becoming...Yang Kirbyyy! He has Yang's long shiny blond hair as well as her shotgun gauntlets. Before he could use the added strength and deliver a devastating punch to Yang. (Similar to Falcon Punch) The punch was caught by Gombol Shroud in ribbon form. Unfortunately for Blake, Kirby was still strong enough to follow through with the punch. Yang was sent flying into the air.
"AHHHH, Not Againnnnn!" Yang yelled before she disappeared from view with a twinkle.
And now their were two. Blake was flung over and would've fallen off the map if she didn't throw Gambol Shroud and hook hoop onto the side of the map swinging her into the inner layer of the stage. Weiss new better than to close the distance with Yang Kirby so she fires off dust rounds to keep him at bay and whenever he gets close, she uses her glyphs to create distance. Kirby decided to take the fight to the underside of the stage. While that was happening, Blake made her way back to Weiss.
"Where did he go?" Blake asked
"He just went under." Weiss said while trying to catch her breath.
"This is no good, we already lost Ruby and Yang!" Blake said while keeping an eye on the hole Kirby went through.
"Don't worry, he should be hurting too with all the damage he has taken, If we play our cards right, we should-wh-huh, OH NO!" Weiss was all of a sudden being pulled in by Kirby's inhale.
Kirby was able to sneak up from behind from over the edge. His flight was able to keep his approach silent and he was able to get close enough to inhale one of the remaining huntresses. He engulfs the heiress and becomes...Weiss Kirbyyy! Kirby is now with the heiress's white blonde hair in a pony tail and is wielding Myrtenaster on holds it vertically parallel in front of his face then swings it down to a fencing stance. Blake back flips high into the air and shoots some rounds while air born. Kirby shields himself with a glyph then summons another into Blake's air path sending her in a random direction and lose her balance until she lands on the ground ungracefully. (Like the bumper item that you throw and when ever someone touches it, they get knocked back.)
Kirby now turns back to Weiss and attacks Weiss, challenging her with her own style of swordsmanship. Both are able to stab, slash, block and parry in perfect form. While Weiss was beginning to struggle, she couldn't help but be highly impressed that he was able to match her sword fighting style as well as have the same reaction as Ruby, seeing him having her hair on his head. Before Weiss could react on time, Weiss Kirby creates an ice pillar that knocks the heiress over the edge. And to finish her off, Kirby summons several glyphs align inning in a pattern that will have Weiss hit each one, sending her further to the point where she falls to her supposed death and gives a short yelp of pain.
All that's left is Blake. Kirby discards his Weiss form and prepares for the final showdown with the cat faunus.
"I don't stand a chance. My semblance is not gonna mean much against someone like him. Now he is just gonna get close, inhale me and copy my abilities and use them to finish me off. Maybe I should just ring myself off the stage and end this." Blake thought as she is panting. "No! if I got out, I go out as a huntress, not as a scared little kitty every claims me to be! Bring it on!" Blake finishes her thoughts and puts on a determined look for her final stand.
Kirby now runs over to her with a hammer that he pulled out of no where. (Kirby's left/right+B move). Blake creates a clone to daze Kirby which he fell for and he ended up hitting nothing but air. With the Star Warrior now confused, Blake then loops the ribbon of her swords around Kirby, then swings him back over her towards the end of the map. (Similar to Link and Samus' grapple.) Then once he is at a good distance, Blake will police the edge so she will have a better chance of making Kirby fall to his death.
Unfortunately for her, it didn't go exactly as she hoped. Before Kirby even goes far, he once again immediately turns to stone and rapidly falls towards the faunus. Blake was able to roll dive before stone Kirby lands on her. Then she tries to move and create some distance but she couldn't get away in time as now she starts to get inhaled like the rest of her teammates. She stabs both her swords into the ground and desperately tries to hold on to the hilts with all her might, but the vacuum was too strong for it to last.
"Nnn-na, NNOOOOO!" Blake screams as her swords loses their clutch and she get's sucked up into Kirby's mouth, making him become...Blake Kirbyyy! The Star Warrior in this form has long raven hair with a black bow on top. He has also obtained Gambol Shroud. He twirls them around into a dual wield sword stance.
Blake doesn't have much left in her now as she is becoming exhausted. Blake Kirby throws a ribbon towards her but Blake caught it with sword which got wrapped around. Kirby pulled the ribbon and Blake's sword was pulled out of her weakened grip as well as made her stumble forward a bit. Kirby sent four clones in different directions. Blake fired off some rounds from her last remaining sword at the clone. Then all of a sudden her a ribbon wraps her arm that she was firing with from above making her shocked and surprised. Kirby yanks the ribbon sending Blake upwards towards him. Once Blake was close, Kirby grabs her and slams her down hard back onto the ground. With Blake's health in critical condition, the impact was enough to send her high enough, that she flies out of screen only to fall back down, hit the screen in a comedic gesture and continue falling down.
SMB Announcer: GAME...The winner is, Kirby! *Sound of a crowd cheering*
Kirby does his victory dance while RWBY stands in the background clapping.
(Back to the real world)
"I gotta admit, Kirby actually does look even more cute seeing him with our hairs." Blake said with a chuckle.
"Just like how we sometimes have Zwei wearing different hats." Ruby cooed
"I think my form was the best." Weiss said in her high class tone.
"Yeah but mine was the most awesome." Yang said "I mean, did you see how awesome that punch that he gave me was? That's what I call a knock out." Yang boasted while bumping her fists together.
The girls even imagined what Kirby would look like if he inhaled their friends and professors as well as different combatants from previous episodes. Wonder Kirby using Wonder Woman's bracelets to deflect projectiles & clash them together to create a shockwave, Thor Kirby using Mjolnir to smash almost anything and summon lighting strikes, or Goku Kirby using the Kamehameha Wave while yelling it out in his high pitched voice or maybe even Scorpion Kirby using the kunai spear & rope and yelling "Get over here!". They couldn't help but laugh and smile at those thoughts.
On with the episode
Kirby's entire body is now flashing different bright colors. This got the huntresses very interested of what this form does.
"Oooooh, pretty colors" Ruby said with an entertained look.
Wiz: And by inhaling a Miracle Fruit, he becomes Hyper Nova Kirby, capable of devouring worlds.
RWBY did a double take as they are trying to process this.
"D-d-d-devour...entire...worlds?" Weiss was having troubling saying
"DEVOUR ENTIRE WORLDS!" Ruby repeated loudly after she choked on her popcorn a little.
"Looks like we have another planet buster." Blake said with a shocked look.
"I wonder if we could do it too if we ate that fruit." Yang said
RWB made a surprised and shocked look at hearing that.
"Yang, as your sister that cares about you, that is the most insane idea you came up with. And that's saying something coming from me." Ruby said while putting a hand on her sister's shoulder.
"Agreed, I don't think that power would be good to have for us since we have normal human bodies. Plus it would effect all of us badly if one of us who ate that fruit ended up eating Remnant." Blake said
"...I have nothing to say to that." Weiss deadpanned thinking that idea is just too illogical.
"Whatever, just wondering what would happen." Yang shrugged
"But still, I wonder how it tastes like." Ruby said while licking her lips.
"Thats the spirit Rubes!" Yang said.
Wiz: Last, but not least, by absorbing his own Warp Star, Kirby can create his ultimate weapon, the Star Rod.
This caught the girls' interests while Ruby was just shaking trying to keep herself from bursting with excitement. Just hearing the words ultimate weapon is enough to get her riled up.
Wiz: A magical staff powered by dreams and capable of destroying evil, and most of the moon.
The huntresses see Kirby use the star rod while battling all these dark and powerful looking beings as well as destroy a huge chunk of the moon.
The girls were amazed by capabilities of this weapon. Ruby was now in her chibi form and she is just bouncing around while leaving a trail of rose pedals around.
"Oh. My. Dust thatweaponisamazing! That has to be seen in the fight! Oh man can Kirby get any more awesome and cute than he already-" Ruby was caught by Yang and is being held down back in her seat by her with her mouth being covered making her words come out as muffles.
"How much dust do you think it would take to equal the power of that rod?" Weiss asked with an interested look.
"More than your company is able to mine in a year." Blake said with a hint of taunt
"Can't argue with that." Weiss said.
Boomstick: The only problem with Kirby's copy ability is, they don't last. One bad hit, and there it goes.
"Depending on how tough Majin Buu is, that might be a problem for Kirby." Blake said
"Yup, Kirby may have some serious firepower with all of these forms but he is gonna have to make each one of them count if he is going to win this fight." Ruby said.
"Just like how we need to be careful with our dust rounds and make sure they don't end up being wasteful." Weiss said
(*Cues: Boss Battle - Kirby's Return to Dreamland*)
STRENGTHS & FEATS
Cracked Planet Popstar in half
Punched a hole through the Earth
Threw Popon to the sun
Obliterated Popstar in manga (RWBY was utterly fascinated by all of these feats)
Destroyed Nova, who is planet sized
Defeated Nightmare & Dark Matter
Redirected a meteor using simple cannonballs
Wiz: But even without an added ability, Kirby is remarkably tough. He's powerful enough to crack a planet in half.
Kirby slams his fist into the ground which not only slits the are around him, but cracks the entire star shaped planet. The girls had their jaws dropped by this strength feat.
"Holy dust! He's THAT strong?! Weiss exclaimed in disbelief
Wiz: Fast enough to run on water.
"Okay, now I need to see if I can run on water." Ruby said with excitement, though she has never tried it before, she actually should be fast enough to accomplish this feat.
Wiz: And strong enough to throw a monster thirty times his size, on a frying pan, all the way to the sun, circle the burning star, and return to Kirby's feet, with the perfectly cooked monster.
Wiz wasn't joking. Kirby was seen (while wearing a chef's hat which made the girls giggle at how cute and silly it looked) running at the giant creature Popon with a huge oversized frying pan, scoop the creature on to it and just throw him all the way to the sun. RWBY was flabbergasted by this insane feat. They just sat their in silence as they would never imagine something that cute and small pull off anything like that. The pan even somehow came back with the monster still on it, fully cooked as they see a duck being in fancy robes grab a piece off of it and eat it.
Boomstick: I think that might be the most ridiculous feat we've ever seen on Death Battle.
"Because Kirby cooked it like THAT, I would try a bite." Ruby said with a stunned look while have stars on her eyes again and a slight drool.
"Yet another character that makes the impossible become possible." Weiss softly commented but was still recovering from having her mind blown.
"That's gotta be the most badass way of cooking. Maybe he should guest star in Scorpion's cooking show." Yang joked.
Blake imagined if Kirby did the same thing to a giant salmon for her on Remnant. She would peck the little marshmallow creature with kisses so much, every inch of him would be covered in lipstick.
Boomstick: But he's not just strong, he's so tough that he was barely fazed after being crushed under thousands of tons of pressure, and effortlessly survived an explosion massive enough to eclipse the entire world.
The girls watch both feats, noticing that Kirby wasn't even showing any signs of pain and discomfort what so ever. Kirby just keeps on surprising RWBY more and more.
"This thing,...is seriously overpowered." Blake said wide eyed.
"And he did all these feats without an added ability?!" Ruby exclaimed
"My head is starting to feel burnt up." Weiss said with a palm on her head.
Wiz: He's achieved all of this despite being only eight inches tall.
"What!" The huntresses said in shock.
"How can something this small and adorable be THIS powerful?" Weiss said wide eyed
Boomstick: See? Its not the size of the monster, it's how he throws a FUCKING HUMUNGOUS FRYING PAN INTO THE SUN AND BACK!
"That is hardly a monster if I can fit that little guy in my pocket." Ruby said cheerfully.
"If Superman had an alien for a pet, it would be him." Yang said boastfully.
Wiz: Well, Kirby does have one crucial flaw: he's a baby, and has yet to fully mature as a Star Warrior.
"WHAT?!" RWBY shouted as if they are having their legs pulled.
"After all that, he is still just, a, baby?" Blake sounded astonished.
"...u-wa-eh..." Weiss was having trouble trying to come up with a response. "How, what can he do as a fully grown Star Warrior that he can't do now?! He is already powerful enough as it is!" Weiss said.
The others couldn't comprehend what he can do when he grows up. Kind of like how RWBY are already capable fighters but are still learning since they are attending beacon to become fully well trained and experienced hunters. Only then will they be at their full potential. Weiss still has yet to be able to accomplish her summons. But the girls feel like Kirby doesn't even need to grow up and mature if he is able to do all of these unbelievable feats.
"That is definitely the ultimate baby." Yang said sounding amazed.
"I don't know if I wanna see him grown up, or keep at that age forever!" Ruby baby talked as if she thought of Kirby as her own like how mothers never want to see their son grown up into a man.
Boomstick: Yeah, he's not too bright, so he's not gonna be whipping up any genius strategies mid-fight. Fortunately, he's powerful enough to get away with it.
"Hell yeah! screw strategy when you're a planet buster and no body in your way stands a chance!" Yang chanted. Even her sister and friends some what agrees with that.
Kirby is the most adorably terrifying thing in the world.
Kirby does his traditional ending dance while the Kirby Dance music from Kirby's Return to Dreamland plays. After seeing that, Ruby just wanted to pick him up from the screen and cradle him back and forth so much like the baby he is.
Kirby was very well loved by RWBY for many reasons and just couldn't believe how insanely powerful he is when he is that small and still just an infant. Almost as much as they like Superman and Goku. Seeing as how he also had a similar story with them. Ruby obviously loves his cute little appearance and the star rod since it reminds her of some of the stories that she grew up on. Weiss also likes his adorableness and having a massive variety of different semblance like abilities whenever he inhales someone into his mouth. Blake likes how he has become the savior of his adopted world and defend it from dark and powerful forces. Yang mostly likes how he is able to bust a planet with his bare fists and shrug off attacks equal to that strength.
The next combatant is first shown in different forms. But most of them retain some of the same characteristics as he is entirely pink with a single floppy antenna like apendage coming out of the top of head that is bald.
Majin Buu
(*Cues: Evil Buu - Dragon Ball Z*)
Wiz: True terror is something unpredictable, unstoppable, and dreadfully deceiving.
Though, there are some grimm that do seem nightmarish, hard to take down and are even capable of out manuvering the likes of an experienced hunter or huntress, none of them have been proven to be unstoppable for any hunter/huntress on Remnant. Let alone a well coordinated team.
Boomstick: A perfect description for the pink monstrosity known as Majin Buu.
After seeing Kirby, RWBY had a feeling that Majin Buu is someone that would be unstoppable to them.
Boomstick: Majin Buu is a fat, pink, man-sized baby thing with enough power to destroy a planet with ease.
Sctratch that, the huntresses already know without a doubt Majin Buu is someone who if you try to fight would be suicide. Heck they don't even have to wait to see his feats to notice this.
Boomstick: And I assume he's made of some sort of bubble gum. Probably Big League Chew.
The huntresses notice that Buu is able to chance his body's size and shape. They are actually curious to know what his body is actually made out of.
"I don't think something like that would be made of something you can eat. That would just be silly." Ruby said with a giggle.
"Yep, I mean pink doesn't really spell out evil or scary and being edible would be even more of a joke for a villain." Blake added with a chuckle.
"Yeah, I mean, who in there right mind would be scared of someone that you can just eat." Weiss questioned.
"Still, I admit I wouldn't risk my life just to find out if he is made out of gum or not." Yang said with a smirk thinking Boomstick's gum remark was funny.
BACKGROUND
Age: Immemorial
Height (Fat): Approx. 6 ft / 183 cm (slightly shorter than Fox)
Height (Kid): Approx. 5 ft / 152 cm (shorter than Weiss)
Race: Majin
Aliases: Mr. Buu, Boo of Pure Evil, Majin of Destruction
Originally thought to be created by Bibidi
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Wiz: Buu has existed since the dawn of time, but was only discovered five million years ago by the nefarious wizard, Bibidi.
The girls couldn't help but wonder what kind of a being Bibidi must be. He may be small and weird looking but are about to realize his intentions are fowl since Wiz describe him being nefarious.
Wiz: Bibidi released Majin Buu on a helpless universe, intent on destroying everything. After annihilating hundreds of planets...
RWBY gasped as they are shocked by this terrible event. They watch as Buu just straight up destroy one planet after another. The girls even see the horrid faces of one of the species as they get murdered while fleeing for their lives. The huntresses felt dread as they figured some of these worlds would no doubt be centuries ahead of them in technology and fire power yet could do nothing to stop the pink creature from ending their existence along with their world. RWBY was scared it would be the same story for Remnant if Majin Buu ever showed up.
"That's just, pure evil right there!" Ruby said with shock and slowly shaking her head. "What exactly does Bibidi have to gain from having all these worlds blown up?"
"He probably just wanted to rule the universe and used Buu to achieve it. It is just disgusting!" Blake said with an angered look.
"Yeah, he's probably one of those people that could never get a date and takes his anger out on every one. And I definitely wouldn't blame the girls." Yang casually said with a glare.
Wiz: Bibidi set his sights on Earth, sending Buu ahead in a sealed capsule just waiting to be released.
Boomstick: Buuuuut then Bibidi got himself killed before he could get to Earth and release the pink terror.
"Well good riddance to that. Glad to know every villain gets their comeuppance sooner or later." Weiss said. the others nodded in agreement
Boomstick: But no worries, the weird lizard-wizard-thing had a back-up plan in the form of a magic clone named Babidi. Yes, clone, not son, that was a mis-translation.
Weiss had to admit she still finds it impressive to see people create an insurance like plan to fall back on incase things end up going the wrong way like with Dr. Wily. But that is the one and only trait she likes about Bibidi (well she also would've been curious to see his magical abilities as well.) RWBY remembered Babidi mentioned in Goku's analysis. Wiz mentioned he is one of those characters that uses magic instead of ki attacks as they are two different things.
"I have to admit, making a clone of himself was actually impressive for a downright genocidal maniac of a wizard." Weiss said.
"Yeah but it's not good if that clone intends to finish Bibidi's work of wiping out the entire universe." Blake said.
"*giggle* Not even Boomstick is sure what kind of being that wizard is...hey, that rhymes: wizard, lizard."
"So what, is he a wizard that happens to be a lizard or a lizard that happens to be a wizard, you really don't see that everyday." Yang said with a laugh
"That really would be strange, even here on Remnant." Blake said with a chuckle.
"You know, we've been seeing a lot of different kinds of unidentified species from this Dragon Ball universe." Weiss said with a curious stare. The girls still wondered what kind of an alien Frieza was.
Boomstick: So, Bibidi, Babidi and Buu. (*sings*) Put 'em all together and what do you get?
Wiz: A Disney lawsuit...
The huntresses blinked in confusion.
"Are a lot of these names in the Dragon Ball universe conveniently referenced to something else or something? Cause now I notice hearing all these character's names sound similar to other things." Weiss asked in confusion.
"And it's not just the characters chosen to be combatants but the other characters mentioned." Blake said with an anatical look.
"Hmm, why do I have this sense of suspision and irony?" Ruby asked while rubbing her chin with her index and thumb.
Boomstick: Anyway, the doppelganger Babidi set out on a quest to recover Buu and complete Bibidi's plan.
"Yep, just like I thought. The clone is just as evil as his creator." Blake said.
"Even if Babidi ends up completing Bibidi's plan, what then? What does he intend to do with a completly lifeless universe? Cause there are some villains that just do things for so long only to relize that they have not planned ahead on what to do next." Ruby said.
"Either way, it was a good thing Earth has someone like Goku who will always be there to save the day." Yang said with a smile.
Wiz: Eventually, Babidi found Buu and opened the monster's shell. BUUUT turns out there was a... slight defect and Buu was... uummm...
Boomstick: A complete idiot!
Majin Buu: OHOHOHOHOHOOO!
The huntresses got a look of his first form. Majin Buu seems to be as round as he is tall with the face of an innocent infant with his eyes seemingly closed. He wears a black short open vest, very baggy white diaper like shorts that has a black belt with a gold buckle that has an "M" on it. Black leggings, boots and three fingered gloves that are yellow and a purple cape.
This version of Buu is seen just humming, walking like he is on a tight rope and doing stretches looking inoccent and docile. Babidi and a demon like villain (Dabura) stood there watching as if they were questioning if this is the right person or not.
Dabura: Is this the... The great Majin Buu? Are you positive?
The girls giggled at this as they were expecting something that seems more intimidating than the version of Buu they are seeing right now.
"Really, this is the destroyer of worlds?" Yang asked with a laugh
"I wouldn't be laughing yet if I were you, if he was chosen to be pitted against Kirby after seeing what he can do, then he is someone none of us should even DARE to take likely." Blake said logically.
"It was still kind of funny seeing those two villains' reactions." Ruby said with a giggle
Wiz: Buu is the equivalent of a man-sized toddler with the power of a billion nuclear warheads.
Hearing that caused the huntresses to pale. A monster pocessing the power to destroy a town is bad enough, let alone the power of a BILLION NUKES! Their minds couldn't process this as they were just having trouble to even respond. They then see Majin Buu dash over to the demon guy (Dabura), kick him so hard, he goes flying past Babidi who was shocked and impacts a side of a cliff so hard it creates an explosion of dust and rock debris.
Boomstick: Talk about your terrible twos.
"Okaaaayyyy, I take it back now." Yang said with a hint of fear while she is rubbing the back of her head.
"I don't think that demon guy could get up after that even though he must be a tough enemy, even in that universe's standards in power." Weiss said
"I don't think anyone on Remnant can survive a hit from him." Ruby said with a shiver.
"You think?" Blake responded
(*Cues: Pink Demon - Dragon Ball Z*)
ARSENAL
Chocolate Beam (Ruby wished she had this power)
Flight
Gack
Body (RWBY was both awed and disgusted by how is body works)
Manipulation
Regeneration
Absorption
Buu Rocket
Super Breath
Mending Beam
Innocence Express
Vanishing Beam
Finger Beam
Vice Shout
Planet Burst
Boomstick: Buu has a ridiculous arsenal for killing worlds: he can fly, shoot lasers, destroy cities by breathing too hard
RWBY see a demonstration of Majin Buu shouting a beam at a city ends destroys it.
"Wow, that is just OP!" Ruby and Yang said together.
"Their are some hunters and huntresses that have a semblance where they shout an attack that cause "some" damage but no where near this destructive. Maybe enough to destroy a building before their aura gets exhausted." Weiss said
"You know, this Dragon Ball universe is no doubt one of the most powerful we've seen so far." Blake said.
Even though these abilities are being used for destruction, Ruby is enjoying seeing all these awesome abilities. The next power th girls see is him shooting a beam from his antenna like appendage on his head at people and it turns them into candy that he just eats. He even turns Dabura into a life size cut out cookie of himself and Majin Buu is eating him.
Boomstick: And can fire a beam from his head-penis that can turn people into candy, chocolate, ice ream and other sweet and sugary treats.
RWBY felt bad for the people that were turned into candy and were helplessly eaten by the pink monster. They at least hope they died the second they were turned into candy that way they don't have to witness themselves out of terror being eaten alive if that is even possible and moved on with the episode. Ruby and Weiss were licking their lips in snack craving.
"I wish I could have that power. I would turn all the grim into cookies and cake and have a never ending supply that I can just snack on!" Ruby said while bouncing in excitement.
"Careful sis, too much sugar and you'll have another one of your infamous sugar rushes. Remember when you used your semblance and made a mess throughout town. People were not happy." Yang lectured Ruby who blushed in embarrassment.
"Not only that but eventually you'll get fat and out of shape like Majin Buu." Weiss teased while gesturing to the screen.
"Weiss, do you have any idea how many calories swinging that scythe around burns?" Ruby asked with a smug smile.
"Hmm, you know, now that you mentioned it, their always seems to be a group of friends that has that ONE person that is fat." Yang said with a finger on her chin.
"Yeah, what's your point?" Blake questioned
"Maybe we should get a fat girl to hang us don't ya think?" Yang said.
Her teammates just stared at her until Blake broke the silence. "Why?"
"Well,... why not?" Yang said with a smile and a shrug.
"Because we don't need one." Weiss slowly said as if it was obvious. "Exactly what good would it bring?"
Yang moved to Ruby's opinion while dodging Weiss' question "What about you Rubes, after seeing you befriend that wacky Penny girl, you would be friends with anybody." Yang temping her sister into agreeing with her.
"Well, even if we do get one, I don't think we can have her tag along while e are fighting grimm." Ruby said
"I've got an idea, how about you be the one girl that is fat?" Weiss said sarcastically. responded with a glare. "My point is proven." Weiss said in her high class attitude.
"Alright, fine. Whatever." Yang said with a huff. On with the show.
Wiz: Boomstick, it's not his genitals, its his... well... actually, I don't know what it is.
Hearing Boomstick calling it a penis made Yang snicker, Blake having a neutral expression, Weiss made a annoyed sound with an unamused look and Ruby blush out of awkwardness.
Wiz: Which brings me to his strangest ability, his whole body in general. Whatever he's made of, its magic in nature. Buu's whole body can be pulled, stretched, or even ripped apart with no negative effects.
Boomstick: He can even pull entire slabs from his belly and use his own flesh as a weapon. AAHH, this is just getting stranger and stranger.
The huntresses couldn't help but find that both unique and disturbing how Majin Buu just pulls off a chunk of his flesh and swing it around like a flail at the Z fighters. Sure, they've seen other combatants who use their bodies as weapons in different ways. Heck Yang considers fist as weapons. But the girls still consider it strange as well.
"Well, at least that's an unexpected ability that would get the jump on his enemies." Weiss said with a weirded out look.
"I guess not even anyone in that universe knows what his body is made of." Blake said
"Professor Oobleck would no doubt want to study him. Infact he would probably want to tudy almost all these combatants. Infact, who wouldn't?" Ruby said in a naïve attitude.
Wiz: Yes, and he apparently does feel pain, though it seems to please him. Like some sort of combat masochist.
The huntresses see this as Majin Buu is taking physical blows from Vegeta in his Super Saiyan 2 form and he is not even phased.
"I'm amazed we've been seeing a lot of creatures with cool yet strange abilities with their bodies." Blake said
"After seeing Yoshi, I didn't think anything could get more absurd than that, then we saw Godzilla using his breath to propulse him through the air, A turtle with water bazookas coming out of it's shell, whats next, a penguin that can swallow random objects then regurgitate them any time it wants?!" Weiss rambled but she still finds it interesting.
"Hehehe, so he's into that kind of stuff huh~" Yang snickered with Blake and Weiss blushed as they realized what she meant.
"How can anyone enjoy feeling pain?" Ruby asked confused. Her teammates pretend they didn't hear that hoping it would go over her head.
Wiz: Fortunately, his body can regenerate almost instantly.
Boomstick: He can be blasted to smithereens and reform himself in seconds. He's practically invincible.
As RWBY sees Buu regenerate from a big gaping hole straight through his belly in an instant to the latter, they wish that their aura healing would be that instant. Ruby's mother would still be alive. But with healing like that being used by the wrong person like Torchwick or high ranking White Fang members, it would be a bad thing as well.
"He most certainly would invincible to us and everyone here on Remnant." Ruby said with slight dread. She then scarfed down a handful of popcorn out of fright.
"Yep, the nuke thing was shocking and frightening enough but now he is also unkillable! What chance would we have against that?" Weiss said while following Ruby's action of scarfing down a handful of popcorn out of fright.
Wiz: Buu can mimic any Ki attack after seeing it in action only once, this is how he learned Goku's Kamehameha wave, and Supreme Kai's Instantaneous Movement teleport.
"...What? Seriously? He gets to pull off a Kamehameha after seeing it ounce? *sigh* That is so not fair." Yang whined and took a swig of her soda with a thirst quench exhale. "Some day Oum, some day."
"Would he be able to mimic semblances as well? Cause we would pretty much just be giving him even more ammo." Blake said
Wiz: But his copying prowess goes even further, he can physically absorb other people, transforming his mind and body.
The huntresses see a more physically trimmed and imposing version of Majin Buu send a glob from his body to engulf some Goku's allys
Buu: YES! COME TO ME!
The trapped heroes then merge with Buu thus he has gained more knowledge and power and makes him look even more intimidating. This has truly shocked the girls to thier core.
"Ok, that is just scary." Ruby said with a shiver.
"What ever this version of Buu is, he is no doubt even worse than Shao Kahn." Blake said with her friends agreeing.
Just like with the conqueror, Buu is able to gain his victims attributes and add it to his own power in a different yet equally disturbing and inhumane way. They started having images of if Buu was here on Remnant and use this ability to absord their fellow huntsman, friends and families...they immediately shoved these thoughts aside as they couldn't imagine them suffering this kind of fate as mere supplements to become more stronger and intelligent.
(*Cues: Majin Theme - Dragon Ball Z*)
Boomstick: That's the most disturbing thing I've ever seen.
RWBY agreed to this a well as they felt their stomachs slightly drop.
Wiz: Each version of Buu has a different personality, based on whom he's absorbed. Fat Buu is cheerful and childlike, due to absorbing the carefree Grand Supreme Kai.
"Oh, that poor Kai, he was probably hoping no trouble would ever happen and live a peaceful life." Ruby muttered in a sad tone.
"Oh, so if Weiss or any Schnee gets absorbed, he would act all high and stuck up, thinking he is above everyone else?" Blake asked with a teasing grin with Weiss glaring back.
"Or if he absorbs Blake or any cat faunus, he would have an undeniable craving for fish and milk and chase down small rodents out of instinct?" Weiss came back.
The heiress and faunus glared at eachother until they both laughed and admit it was a good one. Ruby was relieved that her friends have moved past their personal views on society from the first semester.
Wiz: But then there's his original, and most dangerous form, Kid Buu.
This final form...(or first however you look at it) of Buu is scrawny and shorter than most people. He loses the vest, cape and gloves and has nothing but his white puffy pants, black wrist bands black shoes and his belt buckle with the M. Again, at first he would look like someone not that much of a threat but the Huntresses, or any one who has seen this episode would know better.
Boomstick: He's so tiny! He's like a little kid in MC Hammer pants! This can't seriously be his deadliest form.
"Looks can be deceiving Boomstick." Weiss said
"You can tell by that look on his face that he means serious business." Yang said
"Yeah, that look is actually giving me the chills." Blake said, emphasis on me
"This is definitely one of those, "no body has seen this form and lived to tell about it" things isn't it?" Ruby said with a hint of fear.
Wiz: Kid Buu is pure rage incarnate.
(*Cues: Panic - Dragon Ball Z*)
Kid Buu screams out loud and pounds on his chest.
"Anger like that would attract every grimm in a hundred mile radius." Ruby warily said
"Maybe even attract every grimm on Remnant." Weiss said
"It would just be upper chaos at a global scale." Blake said with dread
"Yeah, I would have to admit a situation like that would be too serious for puns." Yang said while looking down.
Wiz: He can get so angry, he's capable of tearing holes in the fabric of reality just by screaming.
After seeing this in action, RWBY were yet again stunned in both awe and fear.
"Does that mean he could randomly open a portal to our world if he wanted to?" Ruby said with a look of terror. The others didn't answer.
The huntresses were imagining if one day they were just walking out in town on a bright, sunny and calm day then all of a sudden a rift in space just opens up high above the buildings for everyone to see that also causes the sky to turn red and creating a gust of wind indicating an apocalyptic atmosphere. Even the moon gets blown far away further into space from the energy explosion. Then they see Kid Buu jumping through it and destroys everything he sees right away, laughing maniacally while doing so and there is nothing that ANYONE can do to stop him. The girls feel even more dread of that scenario.
Boomstick: Or, if he's fed up with whatever planet he's on, he'll just blow it to bits with his Planet Burst attack.
Kid Buu raises his his arm and creates a giant ball of mass destructive energy and throws it down on the world which completely destroys and shatters it as well as seeing other worlds get blown up in an instant one by one. If this attack wasn't used for evil intentions and wiping out billions of lives in an instant, the girls would be awed by such an attack.
Wiz: In a universe chock full of planet busters, Majin Buu is one of the strongest, he's destroyed entire galaxies by systematically obliterating each planet one by one over time.
"Is this...how the planet Earth that we got these videos from get destroyed?" Ruby asked in a soft and neutral tone wishing this wouldn't be happening on any universe. "By an overpowered alien that has no qualms about killing an entire species?"
"This guy...must never come to Remnant." Blake said with a feared expression.
"Yep, their is just no hope for anyone of us if he could just...do his Planet Burst attack...at any time he wanted to." Weiss said in a smaller voice than usual while feeling she forgot how to breathe.
"And he is not even the worst in his universe, is he? Cause if having your world get threatened by an evil planet destroyer every once in a while, then I feel bad for the heroes in this universe." Yang said with the others nodding in agreement. All they have is the grimm and the White Fang committing terrorism for equality but they are just ants compared to the villains coming from this Universe.
(*Cues: Bad News - Dragon Ball Z*)
STRENGTHS & FEATS
Unprecedented amount of combat experience (This might give him an edge in this fight)
One shotted Dabura (RWBY assumed he was very powerful too)
Ripped apart space & time (This awed and scared RWBY)
Eradicated the human race in seconds (RWBY was utterly shocked)
Destroyed hundreds of planets (Yep, they're f&*%$)
Defeated Gotenks, Vegeta, & Gohan
Survived a battle with Vegito: Goku and Vegeta morphed together (RWBY wondered how awesome it would be if they morphed together)
Boomstick: He's defeated most of Dragonball Z's most powerful characters, including Vegeta, Gotenks, and Gohan.
"Whao, he was even able to defeat Vegeta himself!" Weiss exclaimed
RWBY was already aware of how Vegeta rivals Goku in power. And if Majin Buu was able to defeat someone like him, then he has proven to be another HUGE threat for the Dragon Ball heroes.
"And it seems Gohan and Gotenks were close to being as strong as their father Goku." Ruby pointed out.
The huntresses couldn't help but admire that Goku even inspires his sons to be strong like him if their will ever be a day where a villain threatens all life on their adopted home planet, believing their fate will fall in the hands of the next generation. The girls like to think that this will apply to them that once they become fully realized huntresses just like their predecessors.
Wiz: He one-shot the king of the demon realm,
The girls believe this would be a big feat given the title "King of the Demon Realm." It would have to take a supremely overpowered diety to rule over that. And if Majin Buu just straight up beat him in one hit, then he must be someone Remnant's version of the devil can not even compare.
Wiz: And easily bested the Supreme Kais.
Boomstick: Who are like the gods of other gods.
RWBY just couldn't believe Buu was even able to take down all powerful gods by himself. They just sat their with stunned and astonished faces. Just how poerful could these characters get in this Universe.
Boomstick: So needless to say, Buu is pretty frickin' strong.
"Uh, more like stupidly OP if you ask me." Yang said. RWB couldn't agree more.
"How could anthing like this monster possibly even exist in a different universe?" Weiss said.
"I'm curious to see whats on Superman's rogue gallery that could be able to be a challenge for him." Yang said.
(*Cues: Kid Buu Theme - Dragon Ball Z*)
Wiz: But he's also extremely cocky, caring little about strategy or personal safety.
"Why am I not surprised to hear that?" Blake said while rolling her eyes.
"Just like with almost any villain." Ruby said that we've seen. It's kind of funny seeing a villain being more arrogant than smart, making heroes use it to their advantage." Ruby said with a smirk.
Wiz: And while his regenerative ability seems to make him indestructible, Buu is one of the only Dragonball characters who's body has been visibly effected by ordinary bullets.
The girls see some police officers open fire on Majin Buu and the bullets seem to have penetrated his skin.
"Looks like he is not as durable as we thought." Blake said
"I wonder if I'm able to leave a fist print if I punched him with all my might." Yang said with a curious grin.
"Either way, he can just regenerate to normal." Ruby said
"Wait a minute, does that mean no one else has ever been seen being shot by a bullet? Even people that don't have Ki attacks or anything?" Weiss questioned.
Boomstick: And while being able to destroy planets, his body's not tough enough to take the explosion, forcing him to regenerate from a mass of pink particles.
After taking an explosion that destroyed a planet. Buu was blown apart as well but was still able to regenerate with the tiny pieces of him coming together.
"What kind of magic was used to create this kind of body that can regenerate from small pieces of his body?" Weiss asked while rubbing her chin.
Wiz: Despite having the mind of a child and the body of Play-Doh, Majin Buu might just be the deadliest villain in Dragonball history.
Majin Buu: Me get big MAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD!
Buu screams, causing a massive explosion of energy.
Majin Buu may have some cool an unique abilities but RWBY admits he is someone they DON'T ever wanna see on Remnant. Seeing as how he has many ways of wiping out everyone in either a quick or horrible way along with the entire world just like hundreds of planets before. From turning people into candy that he eats or just blowing everything up with his ultimate attack, Buu is a very frightening monster to the Huntresses. Ruby admits she likes the chocolate beam but feels bad for the poor soul that got turned into an edible object. Weiss and Blake likes how his body ise used in different ways and Yang admits his destructive Ki attacks are cool and jealous of how he was able to copy Goku's Kamehameha wave.
"How do you thing Goku was able to take Buu down?" Weiss asked seeing how he sounded almost unstoppable.
"Well if even Goku needed help fighting him, then I'm not sure about Kirby's chances." Blake said skeptically.
"Yeah, I actually wouldn't be surprised if Goku needed help. After all the hero can't always go at it only." Ruby said. It is the same as them. That is why teams are formed. "Anyway. Come on Blake, after seeing what Kirby can do, he should have a chance of taking him down. He has taken down plenty of MASSIVE threats before, hasn't he?"
"I think they both have ways of killing eachother, Buu might turn him into food or absorb him or Kirby could just swallow him up or destroy him with the star rod. I'm not entirely sure though." Weiss said
"Well, we can at least be sure the fight will be awesome. They are both incredibly strong and have major firepower so we can at least enjoy it." Yang said with eager.
"I am kind of hoping Kirby would win though." Weiss said with Ruby agreeing. Despite how much of a monster Kirby is in terms of powers and abilities, he is still just too cute to imagine die. Ruby and Weiss are hoping it won't be a repeat of seeing an adorable little creature suffer a gruesome death like Pikachu did.
"Yeah, I have to admit, I kind of don't wanna see Majin Buu win, at least in his Kid Buu form. That is just too scary." Blake said.
Yang just wants to see an awesome fight and knows she won't be disappointed. So RWBY now starts to see the fight begin.
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set. Lets end this debate ounce and for all
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!
(*Cues: Kirby Triple Deluxe - Intro Theme*)
On a bright day in the Kingdom of Dreamland, in what appears to be Green Greens, a multitude of citizens are enjoying the good day. Some Waddle Dees are walking around, a Bonkers is sleeping, a Knuckle Joe is simply standing around and two Waddle Doos are dancing with each other. What makes the scene even more peace and cheerful is the song that is playing. RWBY couldn't help but smile at how cute the Dreamland beings are just enjoying the day and Ruby was bobbing her head left and right in rythm to the cheerful music.
Then suddenly, a pink beam is blasted from the sky at one of the Waddle Doos, turning it into a piece of cake. The camera moves up to reveal the source of the laser attack which is none other than Majin Buu who has set his sights on the kingdom of Dreamland.
Majin Buu: HELLO!
The huntresses had a mix of stunned and neutral expressions. Now they feel concern for the citizen's lives.
(*Cues: Kirby Triple Deluxe - Moonlight Capital*)
Buu then strikes one of the Waddle Dees with his Chocolate Beam, which sends the rest of the citizens running around and fleeing in panic.
"Their goes the tender moment." Yang says.
"This is probably how it would be if Majin shows up as Fat Buu." Weiss said.
"At least he is not blowing up Dreamland right away." Ruby said with a pretend smile.
Buu continues to fire Chocolate Beams left and right, hitting multiple targets before shooting one at the camera. It then returns to Buu floating mid-air, laughing and cheering at all of the things he's turned to sweets which are hovering near him somehow.
Majin Buu: OHOHOHOHOHOOO! Me gonna eat you up!
"Hahaha, you know, you really can't take him seriously as a villain with the way he acts and sounds." Yang said with a chuckle while her friends and sisters agreed to it.
Buu picks up one of the nearby chocolate bars and throws it into the air in an attempt to catch it in his mouth, but before it gets there a strong wind pulls it and all of the food away from him.
(*Cues: Kirby Triple Deluxe - Masked Dedede*)
The camera moves to the source of the wind, which would be the hero of Dreamland, Kirby, riding his Warp Star and using his inhale ability to suck up all of the food. Kirby eats all of it in one gulp with a look of satisfaction on his face.
"Kirbyyyyy!" Ruby and Weiss yelled in unison with glimmer in their eyes.
Buu however, is less than pleased with this and quite angered that his food was stolen.
"Hehe, hey sis, what does that remind you of." Yang said with a grin
"*Thinking*...Ninja looting in online gaming." Ruby said with slight annoyance.
"Hahaha, yep." Yang said. She does that plenty of times to other gamers. Whenever they defeat an enemy and he drops a weapon or item, Yang just runs in and takes the item before the player who supposedly EARNED IT does. Ruby finds it very annoying for other players to do that. That is like if someone takes her Crescent Rose for him/herself when she is the one that made it.
"Buu must know how Ren feels whenever Nora takes his pancakes during breakfast." Blake says with a chuckle.
Majin Buu: *Points at Kirby* YOU MAKE BUU MAD. BUU MAKE YOU DEAD!
"What a way to cause a fight." Weiss said
"Well, Kirby isn't gonna let any bad person from outer space threaten his home. Come on Kirby!" Ruby cheered.
Will the protector save the world once again, or will the destroyer add Popstar to his list of destroyed worlds? RWBY are excited to find out
FIGHT!
Kirby and Buu rush towards each other and collide punches, before Kirby knocks Buu back and attempts to knock him out of the sky, but Buu teleports to avoid the attack and hits Kirby with a beam from his mouth which knocks the ability copier out of the air.
"Wow, this fight is fast pace already." Yang said as the is drinking her soda and enjoying the fight already.
Kirby lands next to Bonkers, who tries to get away only for Kirby to inhale him and transform into, Hammer Kirbyyy!
"Looks like Bonkers had to take one for the team...haha, I couldn't say that with a straight face." Ruby said with a giggle.
Buu then charges at Hammer Kirby, who counters by hitting him away with his hammer. Buu slams onto a slope but before he could get up, Kirby throws the hammer at him, retrieves it, and proceeds to beat on Buu before knocking him skyward.
"He is just killing it with that hammer!" Yang boasted
"Still, it's gonna take more than blunt force to kill Buu, remember." Blake said
"But still, look at Kirby go!" Ruby squealed.
Kirby then hops onto a newly created Warp Star. When Buu falls back down, Kurby knocks Buu hard into a tre. During Buu's rebound, Kirby flies in with the speed of his Warp Star, then knocks him hard again into a wall and before the Majin could even recover, the Star Warrior pounds him flat against the ground.
"Kirby is not giving him a break, is he?" Weiss said as she ate some popcorn.
"I'm surprised despite his age, Kirby has enough combat experience to know to keep your opponant under pressure." Blake said.
Ruby and Yang are already getting exited as the fight continues.
Buu just pops back up and retains his shape. Buu now goes on the offensive as he teleports behind Kirby, grabs him and slam him into the ground so hard that he loses his copied ability. The girls couldn't help but cringe at how painful that could be if they where caught in that position.
"Well, looks like the hammer could only do so much against someone like him." Ruby said.
Majin Buu hits Kirby high into the air and while Kirby is still dazed, Buu gives him a shoulder bash knocking him into a forest. Kirby slams into a tree which frightens some of the other citizens standing nearby which consists of two sword knights, a knuckle joe, one waddle dee and a waddle doo. The startled group tries to flea from the area but one of the sword knights was inhaled by Kirby and becomes, Sword Kirbyyy!
"Looks like the people are not spared from the mayhem in this fight either." Blake said.
"Isn't he suppose to save everyone he can? Sure he's gonna need the ammo but still." Weiss said
"Well I hate to say it but it will cost nothing to everything he'll save." Ruby said with a sad look.
"Yeah, if Majin Buu's not holding back, then neither should Kirby right?" Yang said
"That's true, other wise all the other combatants that have a moral code about killing would have had it cause their fights." Blake said. The girls understand that Death Battle has the combatants lose their sense of morality so they can give it all they got so people won't complain about that factor.
Majin Buu shows up at the scene in front of Kirby. As Kirby is charging up for an attack, the screen fades black. Next a sword slash is seen. Kirby was delivered a quick, precise and powerful slash that severed Buu in half from the waste.
"Damn!" RWBY once again said in unison.
(*Music Ends*)
Majin Buu: Waahahaha! You hurt Buu!
"That was SO COOL!" Ruby said
"That was like moon slice on steroids!" Blake said.
But then Buu's two halfs just simply merge together making him completely fine as if it never happened.
Majin Buu: *In mock* Almost!
Kirby then facepalms at what he has to deal with his opponent.
"Well that proved to be futile." Weiss deadpanned
"I'd hate go up against anyone that can just shrug off THAT." Blake said.
A Blade Knight then runs past Kirby in a panic. Buu notices the running knight and sends a blob of his body after the fleeing swordsman.
"Uh oh, run little knight run!" Ruby said hoping the knight wouldn't suffer the fate of being absorbed.
"Come on, pump your legs!" Yang yelled.
"He doesn't have legs Yang." Blake corrected.
"Tch, you know what I mean!" Yang snapped.
Unfortunately the knight couldn't get away from the blob which it captures him and returns to Buu, granting the jolly giant a sword. Buu bounces up and down in joy.
"Wow, now he has a sword. Where did the sword even come from anyway?" Weiss questioned
"Magic Weiss, magic." Ruby responded and the heiress gave a huff.
"He is just like Ruby seeing a new weapon." Blake teased
"Hey!...no you're right, its true." Ruby admited.
"Oh, boy the fight is gonna get more intense, Yang said with her eyes glued to the screen.
(*Cues: Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3 - Vital Burner*)
Sword Kirby and Majin Buu clash swords with each other. Kirby gets a few hits in tries to impale Buu from above. Majin Buu dodges and makes Kirby stab the ground. Buu takes the opening, grabs Kirby and deals some hits and slashes before punching him that sends him into a tree again. Majin Buu then comes in at a high speed and tries to slice Kirby horizontally. Kirby was able to duck in time and Buu ends up cutting the tree down instead.
"That was a close one." Ruby said in relief
"I'm actually impressed Buu is no slouch in a sword fight either." Weiss said
"Remember Weiss, just because some acts immature doesn't mean they can't fight." Yang said gesturing to her sister.
Sword Kirby then retaliates as he wildly slashes at Buu further up into the air and does a downward slash on him slamming him back onto the ground.
"Damn, never thought watching a sword fight would as awesome as a fist fight." Yang said with enthusiasm.
"Uh huh." Ruby said with her, Weiss and Blake wide eyed from seeing that amazing sword combo.
Bu then Buu appears from a distance then charges up his Chocolate Beam and shoots it a Kirby. With a frightened look, Kirby ducks under the beam in time. Instead of hitting Kirby, the chocolate beam hits a boulder and turns it into pudding. This causes causing Kirby to lose his sword power up out of fear.
"That was a close one too!" Ruby exclaimed
"Okay, now I'm starting to get worried for Kirby." Weiss said in concern
"Looks like Kirby had to "cross swords" off the list to kill Buu." Yang punned with a grin. Her sister and friends grunted in annoyance.
Majin Buu fires at Kirby with the chocolate beam a second time. However, Kirby counters by inhaling the beam. RWBY was impressed. Kirby continuously inhales trying to catch Majin Buu into the maw as well.
Majin Buu: Gah! NOOOO!
Buu gets pulled in by the strong vacuum effect then winds up inside Kirby's inner dimension. Now Buu is just floating inside Kirby's endless dimension along with all the desert foods that Kirby has eaten earlier.
"Wow, wasn't expecting that." Yang said
"Does this mean Kirby wins since he inhaled Majin Buu?" Ruby eagerly asked
"Well, remember they said the inhaled victims don't die, they just get trapped." Blake pointed out.
"Okay but what is Buu gonna do now? He is trapped, he can't go anywhere or do anything." Weiss added.
(*Cues: Kirby's Return to Dreamland - Vs. Magolor*)
Out of anger Majin Buu slaps away a nearby strawberry mille-feuille. Ruby and Weiss were drooling at all the sweets. Buu's anger becomes so great that it actually causes Kid Buu to separate from him. The girls gasped at the sight of this. Kid Buu laughs at him being freed and destroys his fat doppelganger Majin Buu in an instant. He starts to pound on his chest and laughs.
"What?! He-he just destroys him just like that?!" Weiss said in fear
"I have a bad feeling about this." Blake said loudly in great concern with Ruby making a gulping sound in worry
"Like-like I said before...he shouldn't be able to do anything, he's trapped now. hehe heh." Weiss stuttered with an awkward laugh.
Kid Buu roars so loud, he tears open a rift in space that opens a portal and is now back on Popstar, just like that. The girls were shocked and frozen as they couldn't believe he was able to escape the seemingly inescapable dimension.
"Of course he was able to get out." Blake said in a defeated tone with a shocked look.
"Th-thats-thats...impossible!" Weiss paled with a look of terror.
"This is not good for Kirby!" Ruby said while nervously biting her nails . Yang just remained silent, wondering how this is gonna continue.
As Kirby begins to panic, he gets startled as Kid Buu teleports behind him and begins pummeling him before kicking him far off. Buu then teleports to where Kirby is sent flying and elbow slams the baby warrior onto the ground. Kid Buu then teleports in the sky and summons a Shocking Ball attack and laughs maniacally while Kirby is still laying at where he got slammed, just before firing the Shocking Ball attack at Kirby. The Warp Star then picks up Kirby just when the Shocking Ball attack was going to kill him.
"Alright, the Warp Star is back!" Ruby cheered.
Kirby then regains his senses while on the Warp Star. The Star Warrior then notices a Knuckle Joe running next to him. Kirby sees the Knuckle Joe and swallows him thus becoming, Fighter Kirbyyy! Fighter Kirby bumps his fists together and rushes toward Kid Buu.
"Yeah! Come on Fighter Kirby, kick his ass!" Yang cheered while she bumps her fists as well.
"Kirby is not going down without a fight." Blake said admiring his tenacity.
Kid Buu is seen doing his stretchy body-shaking dance move as he laughs in what he thinks is victory but Fighter Kirby then surprise kicks Buu in the face.
"Don't get cocky Buu." Weiss said.
Kirby throws Kid Buu down which has him bounce a few feet in the air, and then launches what is similar to a Hadouken from Street Fighter. Kid Buu dodges by stretching himself like a parachute before he halls into it. Buu then appears next to Fighter Kirby and tries to roundhouse kick him a couple of times. But Kirby blocks this and launches an flaming uppercut high into the air. Yang grins at how badass that was. Majin Buu begins to assault Fighter Kirby with a series of ki blasts and melee strikes from different directions. Kirby expertly blocks and dodges.
"Holy dust, look at him go!" Ruby commented
"Kirby is actually being on par with Kid Buu." Weiss said with an amazed look.
"Fighter Kirby really is a badass!" Blake said
"I called it." Yang said added.
The out maneuvering streak didn't last long however as Kid Buu finally catches Kirby with a devastating punch that not only cause Kirby to lose the copied fighting ability, but send him hitting a tree so hard, the trunk, snapped off completely.
"So much for the Fighter Kirby." Yang said accepting the inevitable.
"It was still cool while it lasted." Ruby said.
"Kirby is running out of options now." Weiss said with a bit of adrenaline going.
Kid Buu then fires a few ki blasts at Kirby's Warp Star then goes to the broken star and hits it over to his foe while mockingly laughing at him as if he is saying "Nothing you can do can kill me!"
"No! The Warp Star! Well that was just mean!" Ruby said a glare with puffed cheeks.
(*Cues: Kirby Triple Deluxe - Kirby Fighters Animal Helpers*)
As if Kirby was heading Kid Buu's taunt, he relizes he has to break out the big guns like he is saying, "If this doesn't kill you, nothing will." Kirby swallows the Warp Star, shocking Buu. He becomes, Star Rod Kirbyyy!
"*Surprised gasp* The Star Rod." Ruby happily whispered.
Kirby quickly shoots 3 stars at Kid Buu who counters with some ki blasts. Kid Buu teleports behind Kirby and tries to knock it away but Kirby instantly retrieves the rod and shoots more stars. Kid Buu then teleports away before the shot can hit him. Kirby lands back on the ground and predicts where Buu will go and shoots a powerful gold beam of energy. Buu teleports into the projector's path and gets blasted into pieces.
"Holy cow!" Weiss exclaimed
"Is that it? Did he kill him?" Yang asked with urgency.
All of a sudden, Buu just regenerates in a second and is once again completely fine.
"Of course he regenerated." Blake said with an irritated groan.
Kid Buu then sends another ki projectile and destroys the Star Rod making Kirby collapse both emotionally and verbally on his face.
"Not the Star Rod either!" Ruby said in horror with her eyes slightly tearing as if she saw Buu break her precious scythe. "That evil pink...um... big meanie...think...whatever he is! Seriously, what exactly is he?!" Ruby childishly shouted in anger.
"Not even the Star Rod was enough to keep him down." Blake said with a shocked look.
"What can Kirby do now that he has lost evrything at his disposal?" Weiss said in slight sadness.
(*Cues: Kirby Triple Deluxe - Hypernova Kirby*)
As Kirby is crying over the loss of his Star Rod, Buu then summons HIS ultimate attack, the Planet Burst. When this is fully created, the sky starts to turn a little darkish ping lighting and thunder emerging. RWBY is now frozen as they realize what Buu is planning on doing as they are shaking in fear for the world Kirby is gonna fail to protect.
"That death ball will no doubt destroy Popstar." Blake said in fear.
"How-how is Kirby gonna counter this?" Ruby asked with a shaky voice.
"I don't know, I would probably be crying too." Weiss said with despair.
Kid Buu then throws the Planet Burst Ball at the seemingly helpless Kirby to end this. Kirby looks up with tearful eyes looking like he has lost hope which brought sadness to the huntresses. This is the end. But it turns out, Kirby still has one more trick up his of the Star Warrior is a Miracle Fruit that activates, causing him to become, Hypernova Kirbyyy! The girls get brought out of their depressive state in hopes that maybe this could save Dreamland from being destroyed.
Before the girls' very eyes, Right as the Planet Burst is nearing the planet, Hypernova Kirby swallows up the giant ball of energy and spits out the Planet Burst.
The huntresses were completely blown away and amazed by this feat. Even Buu was stunned beyond belief as he then ends up getting hit by his own attack, sending both him and the energy ball far off away from the planet. This goes on until Buu and the returned attack gets shot all the way into the sun which creates a little sizzling sound.
RWBY just sat there with their mouths gaped, trying to comprehend this sudden turn of events. When the sun turns around, it shows Kirby's face, which is zoomed into three times with loud drumming sounds in the background.
Kirby: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
KO!
Kirby inhales the last remaining part of Buu (his boot) and becomes, Buu Kirbyyy! And uses the chocolate beam to turn two Waddle Dees into cookies.
Results
(*Cues: Kirby Squeak Squad - The Hero of Dreamland *)
Boomstick and RWBY: No way!
Boomstick: Did that seriously just happen?
The four heroes have finally found their voices.
"That-that little guy did it." Blake said with a surprised look
"I was actually scared for Kirby and his world for a moment." Yang said coming out her dazed state.
"YAYYY, KIRBYYY!" Ruby and Weiss shouted while waving their arms in the air.
On with the results.
Wiz: Yep. Oddly enough Kirby's strength, speed and durability matched and surpassed Buu's. Yes, Buu has more destructive capability, but Kirby's inhale and copy ability let him absorb and rebound anything that could have killed him.
"Well, you know what they say, what goes around, comes around." Yang said with a grin. Only for Weiss to be the one to pelt her with a handful of popcorn.
Boomstick: And Kirby's no slouch when it comes to power. He tanked a planet-sized explosion without a scratch when the same kind of blast turns Buu into mush.
RWBY was still amazed at how Kirby is so small, yet he can withstand the force of a planet wide explosion.
Boomstick: And remember the frying pan thing?
Wiz: Popstar is approximately the same size as the planet Shiver Star, which is actually a post-apocalyptic Earth. This means Popstar's gravity and escape velocity must be similar to that of Earth's. Throwing the giant acid monster Popon up to the sun means Kirby threw at least 3.5 tons over 25 000 miles per hour, and that's not even counting the giant frying pan or the return trip.
"Damn, I bet Superman would be impressed." Yang said with an impressed look.
"Still a bizarre feet though." Blake said
"As well as a bizarre way of cooking." Weiss said
"You gotta admit, it was still cool and awesome." Ruby said jittery
Boomstick: And Kirby's Warp Star moves faster than light, a speed that Buu has never had to combat before.
"Those Warp Stars gotta be the coolest way to travel." Ruby said wanting to fly around on those and be able to get to anywhere in an instant. Her sister and friends nodded in agreement.
Boomstick: "BUT BOOMSTICK, Buu could teleported away from the planet burst ball, right?"
"Hmm, looks like this would've been an obvious question." Ruby said
"Lets see how they are able to answer this." Weiss said.
Wiz: Well, his Instantaneous Movement has limits in extreme situations.
"Oh yeah, I remember when it was said the Instantaneous Movement requires a lot of concentration." Blake said.
"I'm surprised that factor was carried over into this fight as well." Yang said
"Well, Goku and Majin Buu are from the same universe after all." Weiss said
"And if it's a copied ability, the Buu would have to use concentration as well." Ruby added.
Wiz: Such as when he didn't use it when a similar giant ball of murder was KILLING him at the end of Dragon Ball Z.
Buu was seen being completely disintegrated by what appears to be Goku's Spirit Bomb thus putting an end to his rampage once and for all in his universe. The girls were relieved to see this as he was proven to be not entirely invincible. But they do fear him as he is still someone way out of their league though.
Boomstick: Buu just couldn't stomach this fight.
Yang laughed at the pun while RWB did not give off any response.
Wiz: The winner is Kirby.
RWBY especially Ruby and Weiss cheered for Kirby's victory. Good has triumphed over evil.
Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle.
(*Cues: Blazblue: Rebellion - Ragna the Bloodedge theme - instrumental)
As an instrumental rock music starts playing, the next two combatants are tough and badass looking fighters with cool looking swords showing off their awesome fighting skills. One has white hair with a red coat and the other one has spiky brown hair with a skintight shirt and a red vest.
"Alright lets see the next episode." Blake said
"Not so fast Blake, we still have yet to settle our agreement." Yang said while she slips on a fingerless glove on her right hand and a wicked smile. "Come on, stand up, turn around and pick which side you want it on."
Blake went pale as she did what she was told "Lets just get this over with." The faunus said as she slightly bent over away from Yang.
"Is Yang gonna do what I think she is gonna do?" Ruby whispers to her partner.
"If you excuse me, I'm gonna get another soda." Weiss got up and left the room, not wanting to witness this awkward moment.
"Uhh, I'm gonna go get some more popcorn too." Ruby nervously said and followed Weiss.
As Ruby and Weiss took a few steps away from their room, they herd a loud sound of soft flesh being smacked which made them both wince.
"YYYEEOWWW!"
Ruby and Weiss continued walking
"You don't think the store clerk is gonna be suspicious of why we've been buying so much snacks, popcorn and drinks, right?" Ruby asked trying to make the moment casual.
"We're not the only ones, remember?" Weiss answered.
Author's note: Alright there you have it. So incase you are wondering why I made RWBY fight Kirby in Super Smash Bros. just to see what he would look like with their hairs if they were to ever meet.
1. If Kirby went to the Remnant and ended up inhaling someone their, to be realistic they would never get out. I don't think RWBY would risk ending up in Kirby's endless stomach just to see what he would look like.
2. RWBY has seen a lot of bits of other combatants fighting other familiar ones that are suppose to be from different universes yet are fighting together or each other in the Super Smash Brothers gameplay so huntresses would assume that is how they would meet if they were ever gonna meet.
3. The gameplay mechanics allow it so people who get inhaled by Kirby don't stay trapped so RWBY can get inhaled and still be able to make it home before curfew.
So feel free to share your thoughts on my this chapter, my review on the volume 4, thank you guys for all the support and being patient I'll have the next chapter posted as soon as possible. The sun may have set but it will rise again like always (Trying to think of a sigh off phrase like people on Youtube. What do you think! Cause I made my username Red Dusk which is the sun set. Get it? Or maybe I should come up with a better one?)
