InK iNk InK
By Liz
This story is about a lost alien that found it's way to earth.
Luigi woke up on the floor inside a hotel. Yes, the party was at the hotel. Luigi stood up. He felt a sharp pain in his head. "Ohhh...I must have gotten drunk." Luigi walked to the door, but then stopped. "Where's PopuLATION?"
PopuLATION was suger high, again. This time, he knew where he was going....the castle. He was standing next to a highway waiting for a car to drive by. He saw a blue sports car heading down the road and screamed: "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIInK!!!" And he kept on screaming that. He jumped on the winsheild of the car, and the mushroom driving it panicked. "AHHH!!!" Toad's cousin Moad screamed. Moad's car began to swerve as PopuLATION kept screaming "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIInK!" Moad's car crashed into a tree and PopuLATION jumped off the windsheild. Moad flew out of the car and landed next to PopuLATION. PopuLATION jumped into the car and drove off. "HEY!! COME BACK HERE WITH MY CAR!!!" Moad yelled. He began to chase the car.
Luigi began running to Peach's castle. His stomach hurt and his head was killing him, but he needed to get to Peach and Mario and warn them. Luigi tripped and fell flat on his face. He was going to get up when the image of Peach and Mario killing him ran through his mind. "I must warn them, but they will kill me if they find out that PopuLATION is running around without me." Luigi moved into a sitting position. "What am I going to do?" Just then, Luigi saw a speeding blue car go past him. He sat up quickly and was then hit by a speeding Moad. "OW!" Luigi fell over. "LAY OFF!" Moad yelled. "Oh, hey Luigi. I didn't know it was you." Moad dusted himself off. "Some MORON stole my car." Luigi became shocked. "What did this MORON look like?" Moad had to think for a while. "Well, he kept screaming IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIInK!" Luigi hit his head. "That's PopuLATION alright." "You know that MORON!?" Moad was angry. Luigi grabbed Moad's arm and dragged him to the castle. "I'll explain on the way!"
PopuLATION was having a fun time driving the car. "mY mAsTeR, iNk, WiLl LoVe ThIsSsSsS eArTh CoNtRaPtIoN! iNk!" PopuLATION headed strait for the castle.
Mario and Peach were lying out in the sun, talking about Luigi and PopuLATION, when they saw a speeding blue car coming towards them. "What is that?" Mario yelled. "OH MY GOD!!! IT'S PopuLATION!" Peach yelled. "Ooooh! That Luigi!" Peach stomped her foot on the ground. "I think we should move...." Mario yelled. "I think so too." Peach said. They jumped out of the way just as PopuLATION was going to hit them. PopuLATION crashed into the castle causing him to total Moad's car and take out a portion of the castle.
Luigi and Moad got there right as the car hit. "MY CAR!!" Moad yelled. He ran toward his car. Luigi just stood there. Mario and Peach were on the ground next to the car and when they saw Luigi, they got very angry.
"LUIGI!! HOW COULD YOU LET THAT....THAT.....THAT THING RUN LOOSE!?" Peach yelled at Luigi. She began to march up to him, Mario following.
PopuLATION stood up and ran after Peach. "MuSt KiLl It!!" PopuLATION yelled. "PEACH!! LOOK OUT!!!" Luigi yelled. Peach turned around and screamed as PopuLATION jumped on her. "AHHH!!" Peach yelled. "GET IT OFF ME!!"
Luigi didn't know what to do. Mario was panicking, Peach was being eaten alive, and Moad was, well, Moad. Then he remembered the rose. "MARIO!! YOU MUST INFLICT PAIN ONTO PopuLATION IN ORDER FOR HIM TO STOP BEING SUGAR HIGH!!" Luigi yelled to Mario. Mario got the picture and smacked PopuLATION on the back of the head. "What?" PopuLATION said. He got off Peach and walked to Luigi. Peach stood up and dusted herself off. She crossed her arms and tapped her foot. "Well, do you have anything to say, Luigi?" Peach asked.
Luigi looked at the ground. "No."
Peach smiled. "Well, lets see. You owe money for the car PopuLATION totaled. You owe pain and suffering to me because PopuLATION made me suffer. Can you think of anything else, Mario?"
Mario smiled too. But frowned. "No."
Peach kicked Mario. "Well, I guess having PopuLATION around wasn't as much fun as you thought it would be. I, Peach Toadstool, sentance you to return to school starting from Kindergarden! That and all the things you owe me. Oh, and you must take PopuLATION with you to school. Maybe that will teach you both some MANNERS!" Peach smiled then flipped her hair, turned around and went back into the castle. Mario followed.
Luigi gave Peach the middle finger.
"AAAHHHH!!! MY CAR!!" Moad screamed. He ran up to PopuLATION and began punching him. PopuLATION took out his gun and fired at Moad. PopuLATION missed and hit a tree. Moad bit PopuLATION on his "arm" and PopuLATION took another shot at Moad. This shot hit Moad and he disinigrated into a million pieces.
Luigi sighed. "2 down, a million to go, PopuLATION." He was talking about the mushrooms, of course. "Well, back to school." With that, Luigi and PopuLATION walked home.
By Liz
This story is about a lost alien that found it's way to earth.
Luigi woke up on the floor inside a hotel. Yes, the party was at the hotel. Luigi stood up. He felt a sharp pain in his head. "Ohhh...I must have gotten drunk." Luigi walked to the door, but then stopped. "Where's PopuLATION?"
PopuLATION was suger high, again. This time, he knew where he was going....the castle. He was standing next to a highway waiting for a car to drive by. He saw a blue sports car heading down the road and screamed: "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIInK!!!" And he kept on screaming that. He jumped on the winsheild of the car, and the mushroom driving it panicked. "AHHH!!!" Toad's cousin Moad screamed. Moad's car began to swerve as PopuLATION kept screaming "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIInK!" Moad's car crashed into a tree and PopuLATION jumped off the windsheild. Moad flew out of the car and landed next to PopuLATION. PopuLATION jumped into the car and drove off. "HEY!! COME BACK HERE WITH MY CAR!!!" Moad yelled. He began to chase the car.
Luigi began running to Peach's castle. His stomach hurt and his head was killing him, but he needed to get to Peach and Mario and warn them. Luigi tripped and fell flat on his face. He was going to get up when the image of Peach and Mario killing him ran through his mind. "I must warn them, but they will kill me if they find out that PopuLATION is running around without me." Luigi moved into a sitting position. "What am I going to do?" Just then, Luigi saw a speeding blue car go past him. He sat up quickly and was then hit by a speeding Moad. "OW!" Luigi fell over. "LAY OFF!" Moad yelled. "Oh, hey Luigi. I didn't know it was you." Moad dusted himself off. "Some MORON stole my car." Luigi became shocked. "What did this MORON look like?" Moad had to think for a while. "Well, he kept screaming IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIInK!" Luigi hit his head. "That's PopuLATION alright." "You know that MORON!?" Moad was angry. Luigi grabbed Moad's arm and dragged him to the castle. "I'll explain on the way!"
PopuLATION was having a fun time driving the car. "mY mAsTeR, iNk, WiLl LoVe ThIsSsSsS eArTh CoNtRaPtIoN! iNk!" PopuLATION headed strait for the castle.
Mario and Peach were lying out in the sun, talking about Luigi and PopuLATION, when they saw a speeding blue car coming towards them. "What is that?" Mario yelled. "OH MY GOD!!! IT'S PopuLATION!" Peach yelled. "Ooooh! That Luigi!" Peach stomped her foot on the ground. "I think we should move...." Mario yelled. "I think so too." Peach said. They jumped out of the way just as PopuLATION was going to hit them. PopuLATION crashed into the castle causing him to total Moad's car and take out a portion of the castle.
Luigi and Moad got there right as the car hit. "MY CAR!!" Moad yelled. He ran toward his car. Luigi just stood there. Mario and Peach were on the ground next to the car and when they saw Luigi, they got very angry.
"LUIGI!! HOW COULD YOU LET THAT....THAT.....THAT THING RUN LOOSE!?" Peach yelled at Luigi. She began to march up to him, Mario following.
PopuLATION stood up and ran after Peach. "MuSt KiLl It!!" PopuLATION yelled. "PEACH!! LOOK OUT!!!" Luigi yelled. Peach turned around and screamed as PopuLATION jumped on her. "AHHH!!" Peach yelled. "GET IT OFF ME!!"
Luigi didn't know what to do. Mario was panicking, Peach was being eaten alive, and Moad was, well, Moad. Then he remembered the rose. "MARIO!! YOU MUST INFLICT PAIN ONTO PopuLATION IN ORDER FOR HIM TO STOP BEING SUGAR HIGH!!" Luigi yelled to Mario. Mario got the picture and smacked PopuLATION on the back of the head. "What?" PopuLATION said. He got off Peach and walked to Luigi. Peach stood up and dusted herself off. She crossed her arms and tapped her foot. "Well, do you have anything to say, Luigi?" Peach asked.
Luigi looked at the ground. "No."
Peach smiled. "Well, lets see. You owe money for the car PopuLATION totaled. You owe pain and suffering to me because PopuLATION made me suffer. Can you think of anything else, Mario?"
Mario smiled too. But frowned. "No."
Peach kicked Mario. "Well, I guess having PopuLATION around wasn't as much fun as you thought it would be. I, Peach Toadstool, sentance you to return to school starting from Kindergarden! That and all the things you owe me. Oh, and you must take PopuLATION with you to school. Maybe that will teach you both some MANNERS!" Peach smiled then flipped her hair, turned around and went back into the castle. Mario followed.
Luigi gave Peach the middle finger.
"AAAHHHH!!! MY CAR!!" Moad screamed. He ran up to PopuLATION and began punching him. PopuLATION took out his gun and fired at Moad. PopuLATION missed and hit a tree. Moad bit PopuLATION on his "arm" and PopuLATION took another shot at Moad. This shot hit Moad and he disinigrated into a million pieces.
Luigi sighed. "2 down, a million to go, PopuLATION." He was talking about the mushrooms, of course. "Well, back to school." With that, Luigi and PopuLATION walked home.
