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-Chapter 3 - 4NG3LS 4ND D3MONS-
PESTERLOG:
- sexyBlondie [SB] began pestering devilishSophisticate [DS] at 21:34 -
SB: alright bitch
SB: we're in
DS: Ugh, your typing is abominable, you know that?
SB: stfu, will ya?
DS: Alright then, you're prepared to join Miss Kneesocks and I?
DS: Despite all the things we've put each other through?
SB: ya, ya, but dont go thinking we're doing this for the two of you
SB: we just like the sound of being fuckin gods, is all
DS: I wouldn't expect anything different.
SB: w/e, can we just get a move on
DS: Fair enough.
DS: Now, it seems as though we all need to be in four seperate locations to play this correctly.
DS: So, we'll need to designate these points.
DS: There's our building, and that hovel you call a church.
SB: watch it
DS: My apologies.
DS: Anyway, we still need to decide on two other locations, and who's going to be going to them.
DS: Miss Kneesocks and I have agreed that the school would be a suitable location to play from.
DS: That leaves the remaining location up to you.
SB: hmm...
SB: well, maybe i could get stockin to go to the cliff just outside the city or something
DS: That might work.
DS: Alright, you two make your preparations, and we'll all contact each other later tomorrow.
SB: alrite, fine, w/e, bye
- sexyBlondie [SB] ceased pestering devilishSophisticate [DS] at 21:45 -
You lean back in your chair. You knew you'd be able to bring those ANGELS around eventually. Now, the only thing left to do is get in touch with your DEAR SISTER, and tell her that you're almost ready to begin. After that, you should probably get back in touch with your INFORMANT.
Scanty: Be the informant
You are now VRISKA. You were just about to attempt to convince one of your fellow TROLLS to come on board with your plan. You figure that you should only have to let her take a look at your new AQUAINTANCE to convince her to talk with one of them.
Well, maybe look isn't the right word.
EverSoNitro: Shift narrative style
"What do you want, Vriska?" Terezi said, turning to Vriska. "I'm kind of in the middle of something."
"I just want you to come over and check this out," Vriska explained. "I'm suuuuuuuure you'll get a kick out of it."
Terezi was a little bit skepticle of Vriska's motives, but decided she might as well find out what was so great about whatever Vriska had dug up. She walked over to Vriska's computer. As she got closer, she could detect the growing smell of cherries.
Cherries... Terezi decided that a closer examination couldn't hurt.
EverSoNitro: Shift narrative style
You reach SPIDERTROLL'S COMPUTER. Admittedley, the WONDERFUL SMELL got your feet moving a little more quickly than you would've liked. You turn to face VRISKA, and she gives you a SMUG SMIRK.
You wish you could just clock her right in her stupid face. But, you start getting distracted by whatever it was she wanted to show you.
You bend over, putting your face right in front of the MONITOR, and give it a gigantic lick.
CHERRY RED, CHERY RED EVERYWHERE.
You're understandibly flabbergasted. Where the hell did VRISKA find this wonderful thing, and why was she so eager to share it with you? You keep licking and smelling the screen, trying to make sense of whatever the hell VRISKA just found.
Eventually, you make sense of it. You've still got some QUESTIONS, though.
EverSoNitro: Shift narrative style
Terezi was all over the screen, giggling like a crazy person. Eventually, she managed to pry herself away from the image on the screen to talk.
"Who are these people? Where did you find them?" Terezi asked excitedley.
"It's an interesting story," Vriska said. "Here I was miiiiiiiinding my own business, when out of nowhere, I get this message from someone on Earth claiming to be a demon."
"A demon?" Terezi repeated. "Hehehe, that's stupid, everyone knows demons are fake."
"That's what I thought too," Vriska continued. "But I decided to humor them anyway. After a little chat about how great Alternia was, I tell her about how we got here, and she started to get reeeeeeeally interested. So, I tell her about how the game works, and she decides she's going to get a group together and win it!"
"But they're not gonna win," Terezi pointed out. "Those humans were the only ones to actually make it in."
"Yeah, and that turned out sooooooo well for us." Vriska said, gesturing around the lab. "I was thinking, what if we help these people win instead of the humans? If theeeeeeeey manage to win, maybe it'll negate the human's session, and their Jack Noir'll just disappear!"
"Which means..." Terezi thought.
"Which means we'll be able to escape!" Vriska said.
"I dunno..." Terezi began. "I mean, we've already invested so much time in the humans-"
"Oh come on, Terezi," Vriska cut across. "We've got nothing but fucking time here! It couldn't hurt to give it a shot! Besiiiiiiiides, who would you rather help? Some stupid bunch of humans, or a pair of all-powerful, cherry red demons?"
Terezi thought for a moment, then finally caved. "Alright, fine, I'll help," she said. "But you're gonna have a tough time convincing Karkat."
"Please, you just leave him to me," Vriska said. "Why don't you go talk to one of the demons, I'm suuuuuuuure they'd like to know you're helping with this whole thing."
Terezi's face suddenly lit up. "Oh yeah, that'll be awesome, hehehe!" She said. She dashed over to her own computer, and after a minute, located the blue haired demon. She found a point on her timeline where she was at her computer, and opened communications with the demon.
EverSoNitro: Shift narrative style
Terezi: Be the cherry-scented demon
You are now KNEESOCKS. Your SISTER has just told you that the ANGELS have agreed to play SBURB with the two of you. Naturally, you're EXTREMELY PLEASED that things are going according to plan. You decide to go to your COMPUTER and continue to research this game further, to figure out any CRUCIAL MECHANICS. However, when you sit down at your DESK, you discover that somebody is trying to get in touch with you. You decide that it couldn't hurt to see what they want.
Kneesocks: Answer stranger
PESTERLOG
- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling missKneesocks [MK] at 21: 49 -
GC: H3H3H3
GC: H3Y TH3R3, CH3RRY L4DY.
MK: Not to sound rude, but who is this?
GC: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO 1 4M?
MK: I think I'd remember someone who typed as peculiarly as yourself.
MK: Wait... you aren't one of those "trolls" that spoke with my sister, are you?
GC: TH4T'S R1GHT! :]
GC: 4ND 1'M GONN4 H3LP YOU 4LL W1N TH1S TH1NG!
MK: Must you type like that? It's quite the assault on the eyes.
GC: WH4T'S TH4T SUPPOS3D TO MEAN?
GC: 1'M BL1ND, YOU KNOW.
GC: YOU SHOULD W4TCH WH4T YOU TYP3, YOU KNOW.
GC: B3C4US3 1 SUR3 4S H3LL C4N'T :[
MK: I suppose you're trying to make me feel guilty.
MK: However, it's your own fault for not telling me you were blind to begin with. I had no way of knowing, and it's foolish of you to get upset over it.
GC: ...
GC: OK4Y, TH4T'S 4 PO1NT FOR YOU, 1 GU3SS.
MK: I suppose I'll keep tally of them, then.
MK: Miss Kneesocks: 1
MK: Blind Stranger: 0
GC: MY N4M3 1SN'T BL1ND STR4NG3R.
GC: 1T'S T3R3Z1.
MK: Again, no way of knowing that.
GC: TH4T DO3SN'T COUNT 4S 4 PO1NT, THOUGH.
GC: YOU SM3LL R34LLY GOOD, YOU KNOW. :]
GC: YOU 4ND YOUR S1ST3R
GC: H3H3H3
MK: ...
MK: I'm not sure whether I should feel complimented, or mildy disconcorted.
MK: Currently it's the latter.
GC: 1T'S 4 COMPL1M3NT.
GC: 1 S33 BY SM3LL1NG 4ND T4ST1NG COLORS.
GC: R3D H4PP3NS TO B3 TH3 B3ST TAST1NG 4ND SM3LL1NG COLOR. :]
MK: Oh... well then, thank you, I suppose...
GC: H3H3H3
GC: NOW YOU'R3 ST4RT1NG TO SM3LL L1K3 COTTON C4NDY.
MK: That... that must be because I'm blushing.
MK: Forgive me, I blush quite easily.
GC: H3H3H3
GC: I GU3SS TH4T'S 4 PO1NT FOR M3.
GC: M1SS CH3RRY COTTON C4NDY: 1
GC: T3R3Z1: 1
MK: So, I suppose that means you get a point every time I blush, and I get one when you make a foolish assumption?
MK: That hardly seems fair.
GC: TOO B4D, I ST4RT3D TH1S G4M3, I M4K3 TH3 RUL3S. :[
MK: Well, I suppose if it is a rruurruu...
MK: Nevermind, we're getting distracted.
MK: So, you said you were going to help us?
GC: Y34H.
GC: THOUGH R1GHT NOW, 1T'S JUST M3 4ND SP1D3RTROLL.
MK: Who?
GC: OH, R1GHT.
GC: PO1NT FOR YOU.
GC: 4NYW4Y, 1 M34NT VR1SK4, TH3 ON3 YOUR S1ST3R T4LK3D TO.
MK: Oh, of course.
MK: Well, you can let her know that the angels have agreed to work with us, so we'll be beginning the game tomorrow.
GC: 4R1GHT.
GC: JUST 4 F3W B1TS OF 4DV1C3:
GC: WH3N YOU ST4RT OFF, M4K3 SUR3 YOUR CRUXTUD3R, YOUR 4LCH3MIZ3R, B4S1C4LLY 4LL YOUR 4LCH3M1Z4T1ON 3QU1PM3NT.
GC: M4K3 SUR3 TH3Y'R3 4LL R3L4T1V3LY CLOS3 TO 34CH OTH3R.
MK: I'll try to keep that in mind.
MK: Well, I suppose I'll speak to you tomorrow, then.
GC: 4LR1GHT.
GC: SM3LL YOU L4T3R, M1SS CH3RRY COTTON C4NDY
GC: H3H3H3 :]
- gallowsCalibrator [GC] gave up trolling missKneesocks [MK] at 22:22 -
Atuhor's Nose: Ugh, I just discovered that doesn't actually include the "greater than" and "less than" symbols in stories. So, sorry if Terezi's emoticons aren't correct, I'll find a way to remedy that somehow.
